Extreme 109 {7/17/06}

[Daddy Mack]

July 17th, 2006

So we open up inside the Hartford Civic Center over in Hartford Connecticut to another edition of SEF's weekly show, Extreme! We pan around the arena capturing the screaming fans as "Fuck Off" plays over the pa and we soon hear the voice of our commentator.

Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night Extreme, were here in Hartford Connecticut and from start to finish we got a good looking show. Whitney Marret fights Chris Orton in a hardcore bout to kick off our night-

Frankie Malone: And just like Mack did, Whitney will destroy Orton!

Nick Miller: We'll see, but but as I was saying, for our main event we have Bubba in his first title defense and against Cassie Michaels in a tables match!

Frankie Malone: I'd love to see that fat ass Dudley lose the belt tonight, I'd laugh my ass off!

Nick Miller: God, what an as-

Frankie Malone: Whoa, hold it a second Nicky! Don't forget we get to see his mentally retarded brother D-Von lose his belt in that fatal four way cage match.

Nick Miller: Oh shut up! Sure, they both face talented wrestlers, but both are talented and just may retain tonight, yea, it could happen, oh my god!

Frankie Malone: Yea, and pigs might fly! Anyways, We get to see a returning Velzian in action looking to take out the trash, I mean Crash.

Nick Miller: Funny, but Crash is no slouch and if Velzian don't get over his thing of being over when he isn't he just may get Crashed into reality!

Frankie Malone: Oh wow, now your funny man with names, pathetic you are bitch!.

Nick Miller: Whatever, we still got more matches like Julie and Neo Monoxide in one more match, two stars with a bit of history between them. Y2J is back in SEF and fighting Eric Michaels who is back, plus we see McMoney finally defend his Franchise Title against Anghell, now that's a joke.

Frankie Malone: Anghell is yes, but when ya go against McMoney anyone would be.

Nick Miller: Not what I meant, but forget it, let's get on with the show.





Brittany Fox: The following match is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first being accompanied by Shane Mack, she is from Louisville Kentucky and weighs 145 pounds, Whitney Marret!

"System" by Linkin Park soon hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Whitney comes walking out with Mack who has his arm around her. They get to the ring taunting the crowd all the way and Mack rubs Whitney's shoulders a lil, then gives her a kiss before he hops out of the ring. We soon hear "The Way I Am" by Eminem hit the pa and the crowd pops somewhat decent as Chris orton walks out.

Brittany Fox: And now making his way to the ring from St Louis Missouri, he weighs 245 pounds, Chris Orton.

He spreads his arms out cocky like, then walks down the ramp and steps into the ring. He hops on the ropes and spreads his arms out as Mack tosses a singapore cane in to Whitney who holds it and steps to Orton who soon hops down and turns. Whitney has the cane cocked back and as Orton comes round she cracks him right in the side of his head causing Orton to spin into the ropes. Whitney smacks him across the back with it, then pulls it in front of his head choking him with it.

Nick Miller: Whitney with a cheapshot, but it is legal.

Frankie Malone: Its not cheap and ya dman right its legal, only thing cheap is Orton!

Whitney drops the cane and whips Orton across the ring, then looks for a dropkick, but Orton stops short and catches her legs, then catapults her into the ropes. Whitney manages to land with her feet on the middle rope and as Orton turns she springs off them turning into a cross body and rolls Orton into a pin, 1........2....kickout! Whitney rolls up to her feet and backs to the ropes, then charges forward dropkicking Orton in the head. She floats around on Orton's back and nails some forearms to his head, then locks him in a small camel clutch.

Nick Miller: Whoa, interesting hold by Whitney.

Frankie Malone: But effective and Orton will probably tap any second.

Orton's tries pushing himself up and rolling sideways, but Whitney keeps him grounded. She suddenly lets him go though and leaps up, then stomps down on Orton's back. She then pulls him and backs into a corner, then climbs up and whips around with a tornado ddt. Whitney rolls out to the floor and kneels down pulling a trash can out from under the ring. She slides a table out as well and Mack grabs it sliding it in the ring. Whitney tosses in the trash can and she has a sledgehammer as well which she lays in the corner of the ring, then she rolls in the ring. Orton is up and Whitney gets up looking to nail a chick kick, but as she brings her leg up Orton catches it and sweeps her other leg out, then turns Whitney over into a boston crab.

Nick Miller: Orton is coming back and has Whitney locked in a submission now.

Frankie Malone: So, she'll never tap!

Whitney pushes herself up and tries reaching to the ropes, but Orton holds her in place. Mack runs around the ring in front of Orton and hops up on the apron motioning to him. Orton leaps up after him, but Mack hops to the floor grinning. Orton turns and pulls up Whitney delivering a suplex, then he grabs the table setting it up near a corner. Orton picks up the trash can now, dumps out the contents and stands behind Whitney who gets up to her feet. Orton waits for her to turn and then smashes her over the head with the trash can sending her down to the mat. Orton reaches into his trunks pulling out brass knuckles, slips them on his hand and grins as Whitney starts getting up again, but hides a toaster near her stomach. She gets up and starts to turn and Orton and swings at her, but Whitney holds the toaster into his fist, then knees Orton in the gut and pulls him down into a ddt.

Frankie Malone: Now that was a counter, Whitney has Orton's number.

Nick Miller: Was good, but i wouldn't say she has his number, good match though.

Whitney gets up and crawls over to the corner where she laid the sledge and grabs it, then stands up. Orton is getting up and Whitney has the sledge up and aimed, then buries it into Orton's head laying him out and busting him open. She smiles and drops it, then lifts up Orton for Southern Pride and hits it. She goes for the pin, but eyes the table and lifts up Orton rolling him on it.

Nick Miller: What, Whitney not going for the pin?

Frankie Malone: I guess she wants to put Orton out and well, she can!

Whitney grabs the trash can and lays it on Orton, then walks around getting outside the apron and climbs up to the top rope. She stands up and does a crotch chop, but Orton suddenly roll soff and leaps up the ropes nailing a forearm on Whitney. He climbs up and grabs her for a superplex, but Whitney locks her feet under the top rope. Orton hammers her with some punches and lifts her again, this time he rips her up, but Whitney manages to slip around behind him bringing her arm around the front of his throat and they crash through the table.

Nick Miller: Good god!

Whitney keeps her arm around Orton's neck and has her legs wrapped around him in a bodyscissors while hooking one arm back with her free arm thus locking him in the Southern Sleeper. Orton is almost out of it from the fall and the ref checks on to see if he gives it up.

Frankie Malone: Oh yea, talent is countering that superplex into the deadly Southern Sleeper!

Nick Miller: It was good, but can she win!?

Whitney squeezes tight, but orton refuses to tap, instead he starts to fade out and his arms, his body seems to go limp. The ref grabs his free arm and raises it once and it drops, then he raise sit again and it drops. He grabs once more, holds it high, then lets it go and it drops, so he calls for the bell.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by knock out, Whitney Marret!

"System" hits the pa as Whitney kicks Orton away and rolls backwards to her feet standing up and getting her hand raised. Mack is in the ring and gives her a hug, then lays a huge kiss on her and the two soon head to the back.

Nick Miller: Hell of a match by those two and Whitney had to choke out Orton nearly cause he wasn't tapping.

Frankie Malone: Oh who cares about Orton, he got his ass kicked by the better wrestler!





We catch up backstage with Mack and Whitney heading down the hall smiling, their arms around each other and their heads turned to one another all lost in their eyes, so they don't see their path blocked. They do run into who blocks their path and Mack quickly pulls Whitney back and sor tof behind him, then stares down with Bubba Ray who stands alongside D-Von who's arm is on Bubba's left shoulder. Crash is on Bubba's right and Neo leans against the wall next to him as DMG stands behind them. Mack just looks ready to fight 'em all, but no one moves.

Bubba Ray: Nice match out there.......Whitney, nice one, always knew ya could do it, but still.....Mack, this close.......

he holds up a hand showing his thumb and index finger a quarter ince a part.

Bubba Ray: This close to getting involved, ya caused a distraction, though it was hardcore, we are the Hardcore Hellraisers remember, so watch what the hell you do around here.

D-Mack: I do what I want around here, so if ya got a problem, jump me muthafuckas, do it!

Mack looks all wild eyed now and Crash looks ready to charge, but Bubba motions no.

Bubba Ray: No one can deny your touch, crazy, and fearless, but no one can deny that we won't sink to the IX games of handicapped beatdowns. Just consider our warning, next time there is no holding back.

Mack motions them to bring it on, but they all just walk past him now, Mack turns watching them go, then he and Whitney just walk off.

Nick Miller: Damn, a hell of a staredown we just saw, interesting warning from Bubba too.

Frankie Malone: So, Mack woulda destroyed them all if they tried anything.





The lights dim and over the PA "Keep it in the Family" by Anthrax starts to play as smoke comes up from the floor with orange lights behind it pulsing with the beat of his music. Out steps Crash as the announcer says.

Brittany Fox: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Now approaching the ring from the Red Hook district of Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 240 pounds, Crash!

Crash raises both his arms up and then starts to approach the ring with a slow methodical walk. Crash goes around to the back side of the ring and steps up the stairs and then through the ropes. Then raises his arms up in victory again as the crowd cheers for him. His music fades as he gets ready to face his opponent. The fans boo as "If I Shouted, Would You Listen" by Flood of Red begins to blast violently out of the PA System as the lights dim with a spot light searching the audience for the arrival of Andrew Velzian.

Brittany Fox: And now making his way to the ring from Little Rock Arkansas, he weighs 243 pounds, Andrew Velzian!

After a good couple of minutes the Suicide Machine is found heading through the fans wearing the traditional hooded, black cape and carring a steel chair. Andrew Velzian finally makes his way down through the booing crowd, tossing the steel chair into the ring before jumping the guard rail. Velzian then slides into the ring and begins to sprint bouncing off the ropes. The Suicide Machine then quickly grabs the steel chair, removes the cape and awaits the match to take place. The ref being ore extreme than Velzian can handle kicks him in the gut and grabs the chair tossing it to the outside. Velzian just looks shocked and holds his gut, but Crash comes charging over dropping him with a hard clothesline.

Frankie Malone: What a biased ref, what the hell was that for?

Nick Miller: Probably Velzian's lies he has spouted off since returning, ya know, like he always does!

Crash has Velzian up in a corner and nails him a couple hard chops, then delivers a hard headbutt and whips him across the ring to the opposite corner. Crash charges him, but Velzian gets a foot up in hi sface turning him, then charges out nailing a bulldog on Crash. Velzian rips up Crash and hits a suplex, then runs the ropes and comes rolling across the across the mat flipping out into a leg drop on Crash, then pins, 1.....2....kickout! Velzian gets up and complains that it was three, the ref is confused and the fans boo at the lie by Velzian who just pulls up Crash. he sends him to the ropes and leaps up looking for a hurricanrana, but Crash gets an arm up between his legs and clucthes him in a very unorthodoxed suplex launching over his head to the mat.

Nick Miller: Whoa, that was crazy and it looks painful.

Frankie Malone: Yea it did.

Crash gets up and kicks Velzian in the head, then lifts him up delivering a belly to belly suplex. Crash rips him back up and tries for a double arm suplex, but Velzian backdrops him and falls into the ropes. Crash pulls himself up and turns, but Velzian spings off the ropes with a calf kick to Crash taking him down. Velzian gets up and climbs the ropes looking for an arabian moonsault. As he comes flying down Crash gets his knees up driving them into Velzian's ribs sending him flying to his back now. Crash gets up and pulls up Velzian delivering a piledriver, then rolls him on his back and locks in the Falling Stars falling back locking it in tight. Velzian fights it and struggles to roll out to the ropes, but can't get to them. Crash ends up locking his legs around Velzian in a leg scissors keeping him grounded even more and Velzian soon taps out.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by submission, Crash!

"Keep it in the Family" hits the pa and Crash gets to his feet raising his arms in the air.

Nick Miller: A good match, Crash keeps proving he is here to stay and rise up.

Frankie Malone: Riiight, he beat Velzian, how hard is that?

Nick Miller: I thou- whoa, what the hell?

And we see McMoney come from the crowd with a sledgehammer and bash Crash right in the head dropping him, then he gets a mic and speaks.

McMoney: Hey bitch, since I never got to pick your opponent this week, next week I will pick him and if ya can beat him, ya get a shot at my belt. So punk, next week you get to face-

McMoney's mic is suddenly cut off and he looks around confused, then we see on the stage stands Sly with a mic.

Sly: Ya know what McMoney, just because you forgot to pick his opponent don't mean ya get to now. Crash won tonight and in my eyes he outta get a shot at you, at the franchise, so next week, hmmm, let's say a first ever for Extreme, a match only been down twice in SEF, a House of Hardcore!

McMoney's eyes go wide as the crowd cheers and Sly just smirks and heads to the back. McMoney looks to do the same, but we see the rest of the Hardcore Hellraisers walk out, so he hightails it through the crowd.

Nick Miller: Wow, what a match booked for next week and what a look on McMoney's face.

Frankie Malone: Well that was bullshit, McMoney never picked an opponent.





The cage is around the ring for our next match and inside is New Jack and Ryan Cross already fighting after being announced, neither wanting to wait for the other two guys. But we soon hear "Terminator" by Sevendust hit the pa and out runs Darkness with his chained scythe. He avoids the drawn out entrance and shoves the ref, then climbs in the door into the ring and wraps the chain around Ryan's neck, then kicks Jack in the gut and delivers a double ddt laying both men out. As this happens we hear "Bombfall" hit the pa and out runs D-Von who tosses his title to the ref, then slides in under the bottom rope and comes up meeting Darkness with hard punches backing him into a corner.

Nick Miller: This one started early and D-Von is pumped up!

Frankie Malone: Yea, so, no one good in this match though.

Nick just shakes his head as we see D-Von just hammer away on Darkness. New Jack runs Ryan into the cage, then grabs the scythe cutting his head open with it. He comes behind D-Von slicing into his back, then uses the chain to choke him with it. Darkness recovers and kicks D-Von in the gut, then nails him with some hard punches. New Jack lets go of D-Von and Darkness lifts him up hitting the Darkest Dreams on him. New Jack takes the scythe and carves up on Darkness' back some, then sets him up for a piledriver, but gets backdropped. Darkness grabs the scythe and jabs it into Jack's head, then he sees D-Von getting to his knees and swings it nailing D-Von across the head knocking backwards. Darkness delivers a boot to Ryan, then whips around catching Jack in the head with the scythe. He then walks to the door which opens and soon hops out to the floor winning.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner of the match and the new SEF King of the Cage Champion, Darkness!

"Terminator" hits the pa as Darkness is handed his title and he raises it in the air along wioth his scythe, then leaves to the back.

Nick Miller: Wow, Darkness with the win tonight and now holding gold in SEF.

Frankie Malone: Yeeaaa, great job, some dark wannabe beat a Dudley and two idiots.

Nick Miller: Oh shut up!





Were backstage where Julie is standing near the curtain ready for her match which is next. We see Whitney and Mack come up behind her and Whitney brings her hands up over Julie's eyes.

Whitney: Guess who!

Julie: Um....Crystal Sweet?!

Whitney's jaw drops as Julie smirks and the two face each other. Whitney just smacks Julie in the arm as Mack laughs.

Julie: Oh, its you, coulda swore it was-

Whitney: Don't you dare to say that agin, oh my god, that whore is nowhere near like me, she is beneath me, she is beneath scum!

Julie: I was kidding girl, what you two want anyways?

Whitney: Just came to tell ya to kick some ass.

D-Mack: Yea, so go do it or, or, or else!

Whitney and Julie both stare at mack now who grins.

Julie: Or else what?

Whitney: Yea!?

D-Mack: Nothing really, just sounded good.

We see McMoney run up now and throw an arm around Mack.

McMoney: hey ladies, what's up?!

And now an elbow is placed into his ribs by Mack.

D-Mack: Aw, sorry bro, didn't see your fat ass there.

The girls just laugh as Mack grabs McMoney in a headlock and gives him a noogie, heh, sophomores, damn IX.

Julie: Alright, well thats for the spirit lift, my match is up, catch ya later.

Whitney: Later girl!

Mack and McMoney are horsing around down the hall and Whitney catche sup to them as Julie turns to the curtain and we cut to ringside.

Nick Miller: Another odd scene with IX, nothing big like we seen before.

Frankie Malone: Dumbass! They don't need to do nothing big, they are big, they are SEF, damn dude, get with it!





Brittany Fox: The following match is scheduled for one fall and introducing first, from Los Angelos California, she weighs 135 pounds, Julie!

"Suicide Solution" by Ozzy Osbourne hits the pa now causing the crowd to mostly boo, but a few cheer. Julie runs out pumping her fists in the air, then she runs down the ramp and slides in the ring, leaps on the ropes flashing the rock on gesture, then hops down to the mat. "Revenge" by System of a Down starts up now.

Brittany Fox: And now introducing from Elizabeth New Jersey, he weighs 192 pounds, Neo Monoxide!

Neo comes running out and salutes to the cheering crowd, then he runs on down the ramp and slides in the ring, pops up looking to leap to the ropes when Julie catches him with a kick to his stomach and nails a hard ddt on him.

Nick Miller: Oh my, Julie just started this thing right away catching Neo by surprise.

Frankie Malone: He shoulda been ready since he was in the ring with someone as great as Julie.

Julie has Neo up and in a corner hammering him with forearms, but he fights out of it turning Julie into the corner. She blocks a punch, but Neo quickly whips her across the ring follows up with a clothesline, then pulls her ou tlooking for a twist of fate. Julie twists ou tof it and into a Dirty Drop, then pins, 1......2.....kickout! She pulls him up in a sitting position and applies a sleeper pushing down on his head. Neo twists his body and tries reaching up, but Julie suddenly kicks her legs around Neo in a body scissors and leans back locking him in tight.

Frankie Malone: Oh yea, Julie has that cinched in, its all over now.

Nick Miller: Maybe, could be, but we'll see.

Neo twists and turns trying to roll over, but Julie keeps squeezing his neck and body tight and Neo begins to fade. His arms go limp and the ref raises one up, it drops, he does again and it drops, then a third time, but Neo keeps it held up and starts fighting again rocking his body back and forth. he manages to get over on his stomach, but Julie pulls him back and Neo uses the momentum rolling the other way and gets into the ropes. The ref pulls them apart and Julie up first kicking Neo in his back, then she pulls him up, but brings him down in a reverse ddt, then pins, 1........2....kickout! Julie gets up and rips up Neo damn near leveling him with elbows to the jaw, then whips him into the ropes and leaps up for a hurricanrana, but Neo manages to drop her with a powerbomb, then flip over into a jacknife pin, 1.......2....kickout!

Nick Miller: Couple near falls there, nice counter by Neo.

Frankie Malone: If you say so, but Neo sucks!

They both get up and Neo looks for a clothesline, but Julie ducks down and runs to the ropes. They both come at each other and Julie slides down quickly under Neo, bolts back just as quick chopping his knee, then she sprints up to the top rope. Neo kicks his knee out, then Julie leaps backwards going over Neo's shoulder hitting the Spiked Super Sault and pins, 1........2........3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Julie!

"Suicide Solution" hits the pa as Julie stands up getting her hand raised, then she flashes the rock on symbol before heading to the back.

Nick Miller: Damn, once again Julie and Neo gave a great showing together.

Frankie Malone: Well of course, Julie wa sin it and she won by the way.

Nick Miller: I know, I was watching!





Were all set for the next match, Eric Michaels and Chris jericho, two returning stars to SEF and we see Jericho is in the ring. Eric's music plays several times and Brittany announces him twice, but he never shows, so the ref awards the match to Jericho.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by a no show, Chris Jericho!

"Walls of Jericho" hit the pa as Chris shrugs and leaves now.

Nick Miller: Easy win for Jericho tonight, wonder where Eric was?

Frankie Malone: Who knows, kid sucks anayways.





And now its time for the Franchise Title match and we see Anghell is already in the ring after being announced. He stares to the back and we soon hear "Replica" by Fear Factory hit the pa.

Brittany Fox: And now making his way to the ring from Las Vegas Nevada, he weighs 245 pounds and he is the SEF Franchise Champion, Michael McMoney!

But we see no one come out. the ref stands at the ropes as Anghell is behind him and McMoney comes from the crowd with a sledgehammer. He slide sin the ring and buries the sledge into Anghell's back, then drives it into his head and tosses it to the outside. the ref turns to see McMoney nailing Greed on Anghell, then pins him, 1...........2...........3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall and still the SEF Franchise Champion, Michael McMoney!

"Replica" hits the pa and McMoney unstraps the belt from around his waist and thrusts it in the air. The crowd just boos him loudly and he smirks, then exits the ring.

Nick Miller: What a lowdown, dirty act by McMoney.

Frankie Malone: What, he won, that's all that matters.





So we see tables lined up all around the ring and were all set for our main event it seems. We hear the pa play "Her Portrait In Black" by Atreyu now.

Brittany Fox: The following match is the main event scheduled for one fall and it is for the SEF Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first from Birmingham England, she weighs 135 pounds, Cassie Michaels!

She runs out on stage taunting the crowd who boos her, then Cassie heads down the ramp and soon she slides in the ring and leaps on the ropes. As she hops off them we see and hear the missile drop, then "Bombfall" hits the pa and the crowd goes nuts.

Brittany Fox: And now introducing from Dudleyville, he weighs 290 pounds, he is the SEF Champion, Bubba Ray Dudley!

And ou the stomps with the SEF Title around his neck and flashing the 3D sign. Bubba heads down the ramp high fiving fans, then rolls in the ring where Cassie starts kicking him in the head starting the match right away. She runs across the ring and comes back with a short dropkick sending Bubba to the floor. Cassie then runs the ropes again and flies over the top rope senton flip on top of Bubba.

Nick Miller: Whoa, Cassie is all fired up, guess an SEF Title shot does that.

Frankie Malone: Well no shit.

And from there we see a kick ass match between the two, Cassie really takes it to Bubba for a while, but Bubba shows how tough he is fighting back and beats down Cassie quite a bit. They both work one another over, Bubba misses a splash at one point crashing through a table. Cassie comes close to landing on Bubba a few times, but never makes the leap. Sorry to both Bubba and Cassie for the summary, but I got a good reason, I am sorry though, shits fucked up. So anyways the end comes down to both Bubba and Cassie looking worn out, Bubba is bleeding, but fighting like hell, Cassie keeping up the fight and a table is set up in the middle of the ring. We see Andrew Velzian come running into the ring with a chair and shoulder checks the ref face down, then he bashes Bubba over the head. Cassie starts swinging at him and looks for an irish whip, but Velzian reverses it and catches Cassie with a powerslam sending her through the table. He rolls out of the ring and Bubba starts getting up as the ref sits up seeing Cassie laying among the broken table and he calls for the bell.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner and still SEF Champion, Bubba Ray Dudley!

"Bombfall" plays over the pa as Bubba gets up holding his title and looks at Cassie, then stares down Velzian who just smirks.

Nick Miller: Man, that was horrible, a kick ass match ruined by Velzian and why, because he can't handle not being a big star?

Frankie Malone: Yea, well Velzian may not be one, but he could be, so maybe he'll try harder this time.

Nick Miller: We'll see, but for now we'll see everyone next week.

And we hear "Fuck Off" play now as our camera roam around the arena, then we fade to black.





After the show is off the air, the camera turned off, the fans in the arena are given a special treat, a post main event tag team match for the Tag Team Titles. The reuniting Dudley Boyz, Bubba is bandaged up quickly and D-Von wears one from earlier. Their opponents are obvious, Whitney Marret and Julie as they are the champs, while they were as we saw Bubba and D-Von win them. It was a damn good match, some good ol' tag team wrestling not seen for years and well it wasn't seen on television, so yea, go figure. It was a good match, titles changed hands, and that's that, end of the show for good, finally, whew!