Anarchy 87

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 Date/Time: Friday, February 3rd, 2023

Venue: Coca-Cola Dome in Johannesburg, South Africa
Theme: Eye of the Storm by Pop Evil

General Manager
Mr. Mack
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Event Staff

Commentator - Announcer - Timekeeper - Sit Down Interviewer - Ringside/Backstage Interviewer - Referee - Referee - Referee

Championships

The SEF Rumble Winner Begins Their Road To Wrestle X

Daddy Mack v. Sierra Perry

Taylor Andrews v. Cliff o Clink

Womens Evolution Championship Match
LBD v. Stacy(c)

Main Event

Fatal 4 Way Anarchy Tag Team Championship Steel Cage Match
Phoenix & ANA v. Jason Stratus & Carlos Mitchell v. Destruction v. The Wolf(c) & Jade West(c)

 CARD IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE

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The SEF Rumble Winner Begins Their Road To Wrestle X

 

We Own It by 2Chainz & Wiz Khalifa plays Simon Lee Nash out to the ring and he marches out all business, not showing much emotion over what happened this past Saturday. He gets in the ring and collects a microphone to say his piece as he earned this right, so here goes.

 

"..."

 

Heroes by Eminem plays over the pa bringing out Impact X Factra, or at least half the team as we see Julie step out on the stage in a knee length floral dress with green stripes on black. The top in a tee almost as she has sleeves covering her shoulders and her long blonde hair hanging free. Simon in the ring confused by this and about to speak when the crowd pops loud and he turns. Taylor Andrews is in the ring jeans, sneakers, and a baby tee with the IXF logo in and her Universal Title aimed at Simon who she bashes in the head just as he turned around. Simon laying out cold in the ring now as Taylor rolls from the ring to head up on the stage embracing Julie in a hug, then turns side by side with her as The Queen hands a mic to the Universal Champ who slings her title up on her shoulder to say.

 

"You are very welcome for making you relevant tonight, Simon, but come Wrestle X, I will not extend any favors to you. This is YOUR shot, this is YOUR time to step up on your own, like you supposedly wanted years ago. Yet you continue to act like you need your hand held to make it to the big time. Simon, you were a World Champion at one time in this company and you dropped the ball. You couldn't carry it, you failed, but hey, you are here and you got another chance. But you are up against someone who does not need multiple chances to make it big because I have become bigger than anyone else in history, bigger than anyone else can live up to in the future. I have transcended this sport at a mere thirty two years of age and there is no way I am done yet. I will carry this company for another decade, how about you Simon, where you going??"

 

Taylor drops the mic and raises her title in the air screaming.

 

"I'M GOING TO HEADLINE WRESTLE F'N X!!!"

 

Whore by In This Moment plays over the pa and Julie already heading to the back with Taylor behind her. Simon sitting in a corner holding his head and rolls out to head to the back as 

Daddy Mack v. Sierra Perry

 

Mack schooling Sierra around the ring into a few compromising positions that the Perry sister seems to egg on and tease going further. But of course Jade West and The Wolf interrupt to distract Mack and the ref and Sierra gets a roll up with her feet on the ropes.

 

"Here is your winner, Sierra Perry."

 

Mack rolling out with Sierra just shrugging and she continues teasing him to which The Showsteala takes her arm to lead them into the back. They head into Mack's dressing room where Sierra drops to her knees in front of The Showsteala who stands there letting her undo his pants and slurping sounds are heard. The Wolf and Jade West walking by to close the door on the two.

Taylor Andrews v. Cliff o Clink

 

Taylor out for blood in this one and Cliff avoiding her a lot in this match. The CoC on his game and both are very well matched, but it seems to be in the Universal Champions favor. Which is why Chris Paine and Jason Price run out to distract Taylor and the ref, but the Golden Gal not getting schooled tonight. She ends up superkicking both Chris and Jason out, but gets a spear from Viper which the ref sees.

 

"Here is your winner, Taylor Andrews."

 

Cliff pulling Taylor up to hit The End as Viper takes his seat back at ringside. The CoC heading to the back with his buddies as Taylor stumbles away.

Womens Evolution Championship Match
LBD v. Stacy(c)

 

Nykky Dee tries to help Stacy in this one, but LBD a force to reckon with. Samantha Fame ends up Dropping The Dime on Stacy in front of the ref.

 

"Here is your winner, Stacy."

 

LBD as confused as Nykky and Samantha shrugs, then kicks LBD in the midsection and takes her down in Famous making the legend scream. Nykky still confused and heads to the back as Samantha lets go when security runs out and she picks up the Womens Evolution Title to carry the back with her. Stacy hobbling out and LBD helped out.

Main Event

Fatal 4 Way Anarchy Tag Team Championship Steel Cage Match

Jason Price & Chris Paine v. Jason Stratus & Carlos Mitchell v. Destruction v. The Wolf(c) & Jade West(c)

 

So Phoenix is given the night off and perhaps that doobie he took from ANA earlier in the night kept very comfortable in his dark place cause we did not see him since ANA used his idea to replace the two of them with Jason Price and Chris Paine, effectively known as Priceless Paine, but are DVF through and through. They are out to maim in this steel cage and Destruction doesn't even let Jason Straus and Carlos Mitchell into the cage, nor do they enter and the ref has no choice but to start the match. Chris and Jason tear they way through The Wolf and Jade West. This is what tag team wrestling is shouts the crowd many times as we see Priceless Paine in their prime double teaming like no one else can in this era. They prove why they are DVF though and dominate with opponents. Cliff o Clink comes out to slam the cage door into The Wolf's head at one point and throws a couple chairsd in for Chris and Jason to con chair to Jade. They finish with Jason hitting Price To Play on The Wolf and Chris catching The Wolf to deliver Pounce of Paine for the pin.

 

"Here are your winners and NEW Anarchy Tag Team Champions, Chris Paine and Jason Price."

 

Numb by Linkin Park plays over the as Chris scales to the top of the cage to celebrate, so Jason follows him up and Cliff collecting the titles scales up the outside to toss them their new belts. The CoC up on the cage with his comrades to celebrate for the DVF as Viper looks up from ringside as proud as a sadistic sumbitch like him can be.

 

Meanwhile, in the back Sierra Perry sits on a chair bouncing up and down erotically, like straddling or grinding, oh, she is riding Mack and they have no pants on, so enjoy the show and goodnight.