Evolution 7 {4/25/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

April 25th, 2003

A huge pyro shoots down from the rafters of the sold out Gaylord Entertainment Center In Nashville, TN followed by some smaller pyro and Evolution 169 by Nevermore playing in the background! The camera starts panning around showing all the fans waving their signs and cheering on the beginning of Evolution! The view then cuts over to ringside at the commentator's table where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting!

Kid: Yo Nashville, Whats up? Ya all having fun ready for a lil bit of action tonight?

Em: Man, it sure as fuck sounds like they are and I don't blame them with the main event we got!

Kid: Uh huh, that's gonna be a killer, Dante, Jamie, and Jericho going up against Damien, Shaun, and Mack, whooee!

Em: Them guys are gonna tear the roof off this place! Also though, that ultimate sin match sounds pretty brutal too!

Kid: Yea it does, but a match is only as hardcore as the people in it, so we'll have to see how both teams do!

Em: True man! Nice intergender action too, Chris and Mia taking on Jerad and Serria, plus a tlc match with Ashley and Emily hooking up!

Kid: Two chicks with weapons, sounds kinky! Anyways, theres that triple threat with Death, Luke Fynn, and Bonez all facing off as well! So hell, lets get this show started!





Ultimate Sin Tag Team Match

All four men are in the ring which is set up for the match! Barbed wire replaces the ropes, weapons laying scattered among the ring! Johnny and Jackal stare at each other while Chris and Matt stare at each other! Then, Jackal charges Johnny who drops down and hits a toe hold on him into a trash can! Matt gets in Chris's face and swings at him, but gets leveled with right hands, then lifted up in a press slam and dropped throat first across the top rope, cutting Matt's neck a lil! Johnny has Jackal up and is scraping his head in the corner on the barbed wire, then ddt's him before grabbing a singapore cane and laying into him with some hard shots! Chris ends up dumping a trash can out, laying some tacks and razor blades out, then bashes Matt in the head before picking him up and suplexing him to the outside of the ring through the chairs out there! Chris goes outside and starts laying into Matt with some kicks to the ribs! Meanwhile, Johnny has Jackal set up on a t/b and ends up punching him a few times, then lifts him up and rolls him on to the top table of the three next to the t/b! Johnny then gets down and starts climbing the ladder! Once at the top he grabs the ballbat and holds high into the air before leaping off and crashing down on Jackal, sending them both through all three tables! Chris sees this and soon picks up Matt and gets him in the ring, then sets up the ladder just right, pulls Matt up it with him somehow and once at the top, Chris lifts up Matt and powerbombs him off the ladder through three more tables in another corner! Chris starts climbing back down and grabs the bat Johnny got who is up in a corner holding his ribs! Jackal his getting up when Chris nails him in the ribs with the bat, then bashes him in the head before hitting the hardcore slam and pinning, 1...........2...........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall...............Johnny X and Chris Blade!

Johnny and Chris pose together and soon make their way backstage!

Kid: God damn man, what a fucking hardcore match that was!

Em: Damn right it was! Them boys really went all out, Matt and Jackal didn't stand much of a chance!





Triple Threat Match

All three men make it out to the ring when Luke and Bonez start double teaming Death and eventually toss him out of the ring! Bonez then clubs Luke in the back and whips him into the ropes nailing a dropkick! Bonez then picks up Luke and whips him into a corner, sets him up on the top t/b and hits a superplex! After laying on the mat for a few seconds, Bonez gets up first and goes up top hitting a 450 splash on Luke and pins, 1.......2.......Death break sit up! Death then grabs Bonez by the throat and looks to choke him out, but Luke get the refs attention while Bonez low blows Death, then he and Luke give Death a double suplex! Luke then kicks Bonez in the gut and nails a ddt, then grabs Death and throws him out of the ring! As he turns around, Bonez nails the meat cleaver out of nowhere and pins, 1........2........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall...................Bonez!

We Won't Die hits and Bonez talks some trash to Luke while posing, then heads on out!

Kid: Nice match there! Bonez looked impressive man, but Luke did good too!

Em: Yea, nice match it was, but I am still laughing at Bonez and Jamie, rapping, they need to stick to wrestling, not rapping!





Intergender Tag Team Match

Both teams make their way out to the ring and soon, the match gets underway with Chris and Jerad starting out! The two go back and forth and soon end up outside and fight through the crowd to the back! Mia is looking on wondering what to do when Serria run sup and dropkicks her in the back, sending her to the floor! She rolls outside and brings Mia back in the ring where she takes it to her with right hands getting her back in the corner and lays in some chops to her! Serria whips Mia into the ropes, but gets reversed and taken down with a clothesline! Mia then picks her up and hits a ddt, then goes up top and looks for a moonsault, but Serria moves! Serria gets up and soon hits a suplex on Mia, then hits the unique mystique and pins, 1........2........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall...................Jerad Payne and Serria Mystique!

Movie Star RMX hits and Serria poses for the crowd before heading backstage!

Kid: Well, Chris and Jerad apparently didn't want to stay out here, but hey, who cares, I like watching Serria and Mia better!

Em: Yea, that's for sure, plus the two chicks did good one on one!





Backstage

The cameras quickly cut to the back to find Dante laying face down on the floor with Damien, Shaun, Johnny, Chris, and Strife standing over him, all with a weapon of some sort in hand taking shots at him! Officials some running over and soon get them away as they tend to Dante!





TLC Match

Ashley and Emily both make their way out to the ring and Ashley looks to charge Emily, but gets leveled with a spinning kick! Emily then picks up Ashley and whips her into the corner where she chokes her out with her foot! Emily looks for a suplex, but Ashley slips behind her and tries for a german suplex, but Emily elbows her in the head and clotheslines her down! She then kicks Ashley in the ribs some before picking her up and hitting the JLT! Emily sets up the ladder and climbs it, reaches the top and grabs the SEF flag winning the match!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner..............Emily!

Over Protected hits as Emily poses before heading to the back!

Kid: Well, it was a decent match, some nice girlie action I must say, but god match!

Em: Yea, not the greatest tlc match, but hey, two women fighting it out, nice!





Tag Team Match

Jamie and Chris Jericho make their way out to the ring and Dante does not due to that brutal attack earlier! Then Lose Yourself hits and out comes Damien, Shaun, and Mack representing the rebellion! The match soon starts with Shaun and Chris locking up! They struggle a bit before Shaun backs Chris into a corner, but is turned around! Chris lays in some heavy chops, then whips Shaun out into the ropes and catches him with a clothesline sending him down! Chris then picks up Shaun and suplexes, then tag sin Jamie who flies off the top rope and hits a hurracanrana and after that runs the ropes and takes him down in a headscissors! Shaun staggers over and tags in Damien! Jamie ends up dropkicking him, but Damien don't fall and clotheslines Jamie hard, folding him up on the mat! He then picks up Jamie and holds him up in a hanging suplex with one arm for about thirty seconds before finally dropping him down! He then pins, 1......2......kickout! Damien grabs Jamie by the head and tosses back in the corner, then runs at him, but Jamie moves and tags in Chris who runs at Damien and dropkicks him in the knee, then grabs the back of his head and gives him a bulldog! Shaun jumps off the apron and distracts the ref while Mack grabs his title and as Chris goes for the lionsault, Mack nails him in the head with his title! Jamie then runs in and flies out jumping on Shaun! Then Mack runs over and kicks Jamie square in the head, before whipping him into the steel steps! In the ring, Damien sets up Chris for the ultimate destruction, but Chris rolls behind him and rolls him up, but grabs his legs and locks in the walls of jericho! Damien struggles for the ropes and tries powering out, but to no avail! Shaun is now up and grabs Mack's title while the ref is trying to break up Mack and Jamie! Shaun jumps in the ring and bashes Chris in the head with the title, then hits him with the lethal injection and gets back to his corner where Mack is now! The ref jumps back in and sees Damien crawl over to his corner! Shaun jumps down and goes after Jamie, so Damien tags Mack in who walks in cocky like and kicks Chris in the ribs, then grabs his legs and locks in the walls of jericho making Chris scream in pain, struggling to break free! Shaun outside the ring sends Jamie flying across the commentator's table, then distracts the ref again as Damien grabs Mack's title and drops down on Chris, bashing him in the head! Damien gets out of the ring and Shaun lets the ref go! The ref checks on Chris and sees him knocked out, so he raises his arm and it drops three times and he calls for the bell as Mack lets go of the hold!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by knockout..............Damien Destruction, Shaun Venom, and Daddy Mack!

As Lose Yourself hits, Mack jumps out and grabs Jamie by the hair, then gets a chair and holds it to his throat, slamming it to the floor! He then rolls Jamie on the commentator's table and goes up to the top rope in the ring! As he does, Dante comes running out and hits the ring! Damien and Shaun go after him as Mack leaps off the t/b and hits a 450 splash on Jamie through the table! In the ring, Dante floors Shaun with a huge boot to the face, but Damien catches him with some clubs to the back and whips him into the ropes, shoulder blocking him, but neither man falls! Damien runs the ropes and tries another, but Dante exerts some force and knocks Damien down! Dante then picks him up and presses him above his head, then throws him to the outside! Shaun gets up and grabs Mack's title, but Dante turns around and sees him! Shaun looks wide eyed and Damien kicks him in the gut, then hits the execution on him! Mack makes it in the ring and dropkicks Dante in the head, then starts pounding away in him! Chris however make sit up to and grabs Mack's title and grins, then bashes Mack in the head with it! He gets a chair from outside and starts swinging away, nailing Mack in the knees, really beating the hell out of him! Mack kicks Chris away at one point and gets up, but Dante meets him with a huge sidewalk slam, then Chris goes back to work as Dante keeps Damien and Shaun away from the ring! After several shots to the knees, Chris nails Mack once in the head, busting him open and locks in the walls of jericho! Mack screams in pain and struggles to get away, but can't!

Kid: Damn man, that match was chaotic and Dante finally showed up at the end!

Em: yea, but what about whats happening now man! This shits off the charts!

Kid: I know! No telling what will happen with these two at New Blood, but this show is about over, so see ya later people!

The shows comes to an end with Mack still in the walls of jericho and Dante guarding the ring!