Evolution 8 {5/2/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

May 2nd, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters of the sold out Verizon Wireless Arena in Manchester New Hampshire, then is followed by several others with Evolution 169 by Nevermore playing in the background! The camera pans around the arena before finally focusing on Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside!

Kid: Yo Manchester, whats up? Me and Em up in here ready to watch a hell of a show!

Em: Yea, I guess its true, SEF don't need those bitches that walked outta here! Anyways though, we, mostly the main event though, the kid Jamie getting a shot at the title, a shot at the man, Mack!

Kid: Oh yea, Mack is gonna whip some ass to! Jamie claiming he will win and even lieing about we said, fuck that! He don't know us!

Em: Jamie's a fucking lil punk and will soon get what's coming to him! Also though, tonight is Johnny's last match and he teams with his bro Chris to take on Chris Nightmare and Luke Fynn!

Kid: Looking good, but Chris Nightmare has another match against Chris Cyrien! Damn, a lot of Chris's, but least their not like Chris Jericho who walked out!

Em: Yea, true man! Also tonight the IC Title is on the line when Damien defends against Jerad!

Kid: Two fucking punks is what they are! I just can't wait to see Mack kick Jamie's ass, so lets get on with it!





Hardcore Rulz

Cyrien starts running at Nightmare, but gets clotheslined to the mat hard! Nightmare then picks up Cyrien and tosses him into the corner with brute power, then unleashes on him with some big rights and lefts before whipping him into the opposite corner! Nightmare charges him, but gets kicked in the face and Cyrien from there executes some quick moves, but Nightmare soon takes back the advantage and nails a chokeslam to pick up the win!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.............Chris Nightmare!

Kid: Damn, Nightmare went all out on Cyrien!

Em: Fuck yea, Cyrien got beat down!





SEF Intercontinental Championship
Jerad Payne w/Serria Mystique vs. Damien Destruction[c]

Both Jerad and Damien step into the ring and stare each other down, but before either one can start the match, Kid Rock and Eminem both jump in with chairs and nails each man, then proceed to beat them down, bloodying both of them up!





Singles Match
Kayleia Manson vs. Aaralyn Michai w/Luke Fynn

No Show





Tag Team Match

Luke Fynn fails to show up for the match, so Chris Nightmare goes it alone and does well, but Chris Blade and Johnny X are too much for him and soon put him away with the X-ecution followed by the blade effect!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners by pinfall..............Johnny X and Chris Blade!

Kid: Man, fucking Luke no showed, lil bitch!

Em: Yea, and Nightmare got his ass beat!





Finisher's Only Match
SEF World Heavyweight Championship

Jamie and Mack starts off staring one another down and soon Mack slaps the taste out of Jamie's mouth who responds with his own slap and the two trade punches! Mack overpowers Jamie and backs him into a corner, then whips him out and looks for a clothesline, but Jamie leapfrogs him and dropkicks him in the back! From there, Jamie mostly takes to the air and really busts his ass taking it to Mack who hits some high spots, but does a lot of ground based moves and eventually grounds Jamie! At one point he looks to choke him out with a sleeper, but Jamie fights up and puts Mack down with a ddt, then goes up top and looks for the 450 splash, but Kid Rock and Eminem jump and push Jamie to the floor and start beating him down! Shane tries taking them out, but Whitney nails him with elbows, then Kid and Em beat on Shane as Whitney rolls Jamie in the ring! Jamie stands up and Mack nails da shows ova winning the mach!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and still World Champion.............Daddy Mack!

After the match, Mack celebrates with Whitney, Kid, and Em as the show comes to an end!