Nobody does it better, no one out shines the man.
(SEF TV has a new card up and two thirds of the 6 Star Tag Team Champions are in singles action leaving out the man who made SEF. Daddy Mack enjoying a glass of whiskey in his hotel room sport a pair of grey boxers with his hair down and the curtain open to show the city of LA.)
"My homecoming was ruined and well maybe it was because this never was MY home. I made myself at home here and everywhere I ever been and no place can hold Mack down. I made myself twice over enough to have a homecoming, to have a second homecoming because this place need me to be...ME!"
(Mack swishes down a swig of whiskey and let's it set on the table next to the window.)
"Third times a charm they all say, well I say fuck it all every night and tonight ain't different. We in LA and it always old LA tonight when Mack rolls to town. I got you boys and girls, Mack ain't going nowhere, I just enjoying the ride for once, a ride I fucking earned more than anyone in this industry, so when you got the nuts, step to me, or stay yo ass on the porch."
(Mack a grinning now and picks up the glass to take the last swig setting it down again. A females voice seductively says.)
"You gonna talk all night or come take care of this piece you hustled up earlier?"
(Mack turning to the bed where a brunette woman with a dark complexion lays wearing a black bra and matching thong showing off a booty and slim hips that curve up and go around some large breasts ready to explode.)
"Easy girl, just doing my thing for the whole world, but they can wait for Friday to see more of Mack. Now you get to enjoy the whole damn show live in bed, so spread 'em wide sweetheart!"
(The woman does indeed as Mack steps in front of her to dive in and SEF decides to cut away to commercial for viagra or some other pill you need.)