Carnage 24 {10/14/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

October 14th, 2003

Smells Like Teen Spirit starts playing as some pyro shoots off and the show tonight begins. The camera then begins panning all over the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania showing the screaming fans wanting some action. It then drops down to Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside.

Kid: Alright people, here we be up in Pittsburgh rocking this town up and down.

Em: Oh yea, we be in for a good show tonight and starting off is a lil triple threat action, Jericho, Kobin, and Blaze.

Kid: Yea, them three should do well, but how about the Women's Title match man. Cassidy and Cassie going head to head, even though their last name is a carbon copy disrespectful move towards HBK, they are both good athletes.

Em: True, that was low them bitches stealing HBK's last name, but the match looks good and what a fight we should see.

Kid: Yea, but speaking of fights, what about the Tag Title and TV Title matches? First one going down is Strife defending his strap against Chris, Corey, and Tazz.

Em: Yea, then there is the SummerSlam rematch, New Diamonds against Dudleyz, nice main event there.

Kid: Uh huh, them boys gonna explode in that ring, hope it can contain them. But fuck man, how about Viper's new lady Desiree debuting, fine huh?

Em: Oh yea, man wish she woulda picked me instead, but hey, whatever. We also got a couple blow bitches, a imitation country boy and Angelus fighting.

Kid: Who, ah, who cares about them. Tonights is looking good, so lets roll on.





Triple Threat Match
Chris Jericho vs. Kurt Kobin vs. Scott Blaze
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Jericho and Kobin are in teh ring already when Ebemy hits and Blaze comes running out and slides into the ring. Kobin kicks him in the head, then looks for a suplex when Jericho clubs Kobin in the back and gives him a german suplex. Jericho then looks to gives Blaze a uplex, but Blaze counters into one of his own, then lifts up Jericho and powerbombs him. Kobin is up and starts exchanging punches with Blaze who soon knees Kobin the gut and ddt's him. Blaze then climbs to the top rop and gives Kobin a missile dropkick, picks up Jericho and gives him the Crucifix Neckbreaker and pins as Cracker counts, 1...........2...........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner.........................Scott Blaze!

Enemy hits as Blaze gets his hand raised and celebrates.

Kid: Holy shit, Scotty won a match finally, that's like his first.

Em: Yea I think so, who care about him though.





Singles Match
John Michael Montgomery vs. Angelus
Referee: Uncle Cracker

John and Angelus are in the ring and the bell rings. They start swinging madly and Angelus gets the upperhand knocking John back into the corner, then runs at him and nails a forearm smahs before bringing him out with a unorthodoxed bulldog. Angelus then runs the ropes and does a somersault leg drop to John before picking him up and hitting a ddt on him. Angelus then climbs up top and flies off with the Swanton Dive and pins as Cracker counts, 1.............2.............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner...................Angelus!

Loves Me Not hits as Angelus gets his hand raised in victory.

Kid: Hell yea, Angelus may suck, but at least he beat the wannbe country hick bitch down.

Em: Oh yea, Johnny be bitch just got his ass whipped.





Fatal Four Way
XCW Television Championship
Chris Walker vs. Corey Walker vs. Tazz vs. Strife[c]
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Chris and Corey are in the ring over next to each other in a corner as Tazz is in as well by himself. Then, Minerva hits and Strife comes walking out with his title and soon gets in the ring. He looks to all three men and then runs at Chris and Corey with a double clothesline on them. Tazz clubs Strife in the back and gives him a wirst clutch suplex, then lifts up Corey and gives him a hard belly to belly outside the ring to the arena floor. Chris jumps up and dropkicks Tazz in the back to the floor which causes Cracker to check on them. Strife grabs Chris and gives him a DDT, tehn goes up top, but Red Static runs out and chokeslams Strife off the top rope to the canvas. Red Static gets out of the ring as Cracker turns around to see Chris cover Strife, so he counts the pin, 1...............2..............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and new XCW Television Champion..............................Chris Walker!

Feuer Frei hits as Chris gets his title and celebrates his win. Red Static gets in the ring and Chris slides out as he goes for Strife, but Daddy Mack runs out with a chair and clocks Static in the back of the head which he just staggers from. Mack slams him in the back, then climbs up the second rope and slams the chair down on to Static's head putting him down. Mack helps Strife up and to the back as Static amazingly gets up and follows them.

Kid: Damn man, Chris just won a title, but this fued between brothers is heing up.

Em: It sure is and look what it took to put down Red and he still got right up.





Singles Match
Desiree Jones w/Viper vs. Morgan
Referee: Dr. Dre

If hits and Desiree comes walking out to the ring with Viper and she gets in the ring. Freak On A Leash then hits and Morgan comes out and soon gets in the ring where Desiree jumps right on her and starts bashing her head into the mat. Desiree then picks up Morgan and whips her into the ropes, nails a clothesline on her, then drops an elbow on her. She picks up Morgan and shoves her into a corner, then runs at her and body splashes her and in motion bulldogs her to the mat. Desiree then lifts up Morgan by the hair and hooks her arms and gives her The Flasher, then pins her as Dre counts, 1................2..................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner.....................Desiree Jones!

If hits as Desiree gets her hand raised in victory, then Viper gets in the ring and rewards her with a kiss before the two head backstage for a real reward.

Kid: Man, Desiree kicked some ass tonight, Viper sure can pick them

Em: Yea he can, wonder if he would hook us with some girls?





SEF Women's World Championship
Cassidy Michaels vs. Cassie Michaels[c] w/Viper
Referee: Dr. Dre

Living Dead Girl hits and Cassidy comes walking to the ring and soon gets in. Then Don't Let Me Get Me hits and Cassie comes running out with her title, drops it at ringside and jumps in the ring tackling Cassidy and hammering her with punches. The two roll around on the mat swinging like crazy, then Dre seperates them and gets the match officialling underway. Cassidy ends up clotheslining Cassie, then picks her up and suplexes her before going to the top for a moonsault, but Cassies follows her up and backdrops her to the mat. Cassie picks up Cassidy and whips her into the ropes and nails a dropkick, then lifts her back up and ddt's her. She then elbow drops Cassidy, lifts her up and gives her a twist of fate near the corner and goes up top. Cassie looks for the Shooting Star Press, but Cassidy soon gets up and punches her, then climbs up and gives her a top rope superplex. Both women lay on the mat til the count of six when Cassidy gets to her feet. Cassie gets up soon after and Cassidy punches her, then gives her a piledriver and looks for the Heart Breaker, but Cassie blocks it and drops Cassidy with a powerbomb. Cassie drags Cassidy near the ropes, goes up top and hits a Shooting Star Press, then pins as Dre counts, 1...............2...............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still the SEF Women's World Champion.........................Cassie Michaels!

Don't Let Me Get Me hits as Cassie gets her title and holds it up in victory, posing for the crowd.

Kid: Oh yea, what a sweet match that was even if they give HBK a bad name.

Em: True man, they be hot and great athletes, nice match.





SEF World Tag Team Championship
The New Diamonds vs. The Dudley Boyz[c]
Referee: Dr. Dre

Raise up hits and soon enough, Matt Matlock and The Jackal make their way out to the ring to a bunch of boos and get in. Then a missile drops and Bombshell hits as Bubba Ray and D-Von come running out to cheers with their Tag Titles. They jump in the ring and start slugging it out with Matt and Jackal. Matt gets beat down by Bubba and taken outside while Jackal overpowers D-Von in the ring and press slams facefirst into the turnbuckle, then gives him a release german suplex. Bubba soon jumps back in the ring and tries for a Bubba Bomb on Jackal, but Matt follows hima nd clubs him in the back, then they look for a double suplex on Bubba when D-Von gets up and tackles Matt and starts pounding on him. Bubba nails Jackal with some punches, then grabs his nuts and elbows him in the head. Jackal crawls to his corner as Dre forces Bubba back to his and the match gets started officially. D-Von picks up Matt and starts punching him in the corner, then whips him across the ring and charges him, but gets kicked in the face, then clotheslined. Matt starts laying in punches to D-Von, then tags in Jackal who runs in and kicks D-Von in the head, lifts him up and powerslams him, then pins, 1...........2..........kickout! Jackal picks D-Von back up and tries for a suplex, but D-Von slips down behind him and nails a neckbreaker on him. Both men crawl to their corners and tag out. Matt jumps in, but Bubba comes in and clotheslines him, then clotheslines Jackal and grabs them both banging their heads together. He then starts punching them botha nd looks to jab each one, but Matt kicks him in the gut and ddt's him. D-Von jumps up and gives Jackal a flying clothesline, then starts trading punches with Matt and soon whips him into the ropes. He come and Bubba is now up and they give him the 3D. They both get pumped up and Bubba shoves D-Von, then tells him to get the tables, so he goes to the outside in search of one. In the ring, Jackal clubs Bubba in the back and starts punching him. From the back, Daddy Mack runs out and goes after D-Von and the two trade some punches which Dre doesn't see. Matt coems to and helps Jackal beat on Bubba, then they soon give him a double suplex. On the outside, Mack is beat down to his knees when he punches D-Von in the nuts, then pulls him headfirst into the ringpost. In the ring, Matt and Jackal place Bubba on the top rope, then Jackal steps up top as Matt does the same in front of Bubba and they soon execute the Drop & Pounce on him. Matt then pins as Dre counts........1............2.............3!

J-Lo: Here are your winner and new SEF World Tag Team Champions.............................The New Diamonds, Matt Matlock and The Jackal!

Raise Up soon hits as Matt and Jackal are awarded their titles and celebrate their huge win much to the crowds hatred. Mack just kinda grins, but notices Viper coming out and ducks a clothesline by him, then runs to the back. Viper jumps in the ring clubbing Matt in the back, then clotheslines Jackal. He then gives Jackal The Unforgiven, then lifts up Matt and gives him Sinful right on to Jackal before leaving the ring to cheers.

Kid: Holy shit man, we just got ourselves new Tag Team Champions and its none other than The New Diamonds, what a win for them with Mack's help.

Em: Yea, with Mack's help, but still a win and they are the champs now. Pretty sweet revenge Viper got though.

Kid: Oh yea, teach them boys, guess they really couldn't handle him straight up huh, but hey, that's all for now, later people.