Evolution 28 {10/31/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

October 31st, 2003

Head Like A Hole begins playing as some pyro shoots off starting tonights show from The Arena in Gwinnett Center in Atlanta Georgia. The camera pans over the rowdy crowd capturing them screaming, wanting action as they wave their signs. The camera then drops down to Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside.

Kid: Yee ha man, here we be up in Hotlanta tonight and what a crowd.

Em: No shit man, but I can't blame the people for wanting to see our show, especially the main event.

Kid: Oh yea, Matt Matlock challenges Viper for the SEF World Title, what a match, if Matt even shows up.

Em: No doubt, fucking bitch can't even show his face in SEF with this big match he has, muthafucka probably thinks he is too good for everyone now.

Kid: Fuck the spoiled lil bitch, Viper will kill him. We got other action man, like the IC Title match where Red Static defends against Spike and Kurt, looks good.

Em: Sure does, should be a great match. Not too many other good ones, a few people fighting shit matches, who cares.

Kid: Yea, main event looks good and the match before that, so lets get on with it.





Triple Threat Match
Lita vs. Mia Dream w/Scott Blaze vs. Cassidy Michaels
Referee: Dr. Dre

All three women fail to show up, so the match is cancelled.





Singles Match
Chris Walker vs. Jeff Hardy
Referee: Johnny Depp

Both men fail to show up, so the match is cancelled.





Singles Match
Drake Sage vs. Scott Blaze w/Mia Dream
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Both men fail to show up, so the match is cancelled.





Singles Match
Nykki Walker vs. Desiree Jones w/Viper
Referee: Johnny Depp

Both women fail to show up, so the match is cancelled.





Triple Threat Match
SEF Intercontinental Championship
Spike Dudley w/Patricia Stratigias vs. Kurt Kobin vs. Red Static[c]
Referee: Uncle Cracker

All three men are in the ring and soon Red starts off by uppercutting Kurt and knocking him into a corner. Spike comes from behind and dropkicks him in the knee, then Kurt tackle clotheslines him. He and Spike double team Red who soon fights up and knocks Spike down. Red then tosses Kurt from the ring and he runs away looking scared. Red just laughs when Spike dropkicks him in his other knee, then grabs his head and gives him the Dudley Dog. Spike pins as Cracker counts, 1.............2.............kickout! Spike looks shocked and starts punching Red who eventually gets up and chokeslams Spike, then pins as Cracker counts, 1...............2...............kickout! Red looks pissed off, leaves the ring and brings in a chair, then nails Spike in the head.

J-Lo: Here is your winner by DQ...................Spike Dudley!

Red just looks mean as hell, lifts up Spike and gives him the Agony Crush on the chair before leaving the ring.

Kid: What the fuck man, Spike truly is tough, but that dq sucked ass, he shoulda won the title.

Em: Yea he shoulda, damn Red Static using that chair.





SEF World Heavyweight Championship
Matt Matlock vs. Viper[c] w/Desiree Jones
Referee: Dr. Dre

Matt and Viper are in the ring staring each other down when the bell sounds and out of nowhere Viper nails a huge, hard right knocking Matt a few feet backwards on his ass. matt just hodls his jaw and looks up at Viper, stands up and the two lock up. Viper looks to struggle, but soon shoves Matt into a corner and charges him with a clothesline, then whips across the ring and looks for another clothesline, but gets kicked in the face. Matt then comes out and gives Viper a neckbreaker, picks him up and gives him a piledriver, then pins him as Dre counts, 1...........kickout! Matt looks shocked and starts pounding on Viper who soon shoves him and away and gets up. Matt comes off the ropes with a flying forearm smash knocking Viper down, then goes up top and nails an elbow drop. Matt picks up Viper and lifts up on the top rope, then climbs up, but Viper punches him and soon lifts up in one motion and slams him to the canvas with a powerbomb. Viper climbs down and lifts up Matt, lays in a stiff right, then whips him into the ropes, kicks him in the gut and gives him The Unforgiven. Viper then pins as Dre counts, 1.....................2....................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still SEF World Heavyweight Champion..................................Viper!

Superman hits as Desiree gets in he ring and they celebrate together.

Kid: Well fuck man, Viper showed up Matty, nice win for the big man.

Em: Yea it was, muthafucka is good and the best today.

Kid: No doubt, but thats all, so see ya later and hoipefully with more action next time, peace.