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[Drake Sage]

Drake_Sage

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Date Posted：12/09/2010 12:29 AMCopy HTML . . W a r n i n g . . The roleplay of  Drake Sage that you are about to read will in no doubt contain material and language not suitable for a younger audience or somebody who gets easily offended by such material. If a bit of sex and swear words here and there does not offend you then proceed to read on, if you get offended by such material Use your brain close the damn thing, and proceed to live the rest of your twisted life  You know how movies are rated "R" and "NC-17" and such? Well this roleplay is guaranteed to put those ratings to shame. If this roleplay doesn't have the word "Fuck" in it at least 4 times, it's a fucking stolen layout, well, stlen from me since I stole it originally. Trust me, these roleplays are NOT for the faint of heart unless I am being a half ass comedian like usual. Oh, and if you're religious, pray right now, because you're about to read something that would give the pope a heart attack. Got that? Now, if you think you're up to the challenge, READ ON, DOUCHEBAGING SICK MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!! . The Real God. The scene picks up this time after ICP group made their appearance. The scene opens up to a dark room with the lights very low. Drake Sage sitting in his chair starring at the monitor where he just seen the promos of a couple of superstars. He smirks and looks at the camera. He opens his mouth, but stops and stands up and walks over to his locker. He opens it and a picture of Raiden, but the picture is of him a bloody mess. Drake looks at it with a slight sadistically smile on his face. He looks to the camera and begins speaking. " Do you see this picture Shane? Do you see what i can do? I can take your career and cut it in half. Even though you say my promo was funny. Yet your promo was all about Chris Jericho. Your love child half sibling. I enjoy the fact that you think your something. Your a loser. You have not even won a match. And you think you can take on me? I am a legend. I have MORE accomplishments then your half brother Chris Jericho. He is the worst entertainer. The worst superstar to ever go outside of wrestling and make another type of entertainment. A Rock Band? Really. He even had that as his theme song, but after a while he must of realised after his records sales was 500 bucks. He decided to quit and come back to the WWE. He is stupid. Just like you for sitting there thinking that your going to be able to take me out. Did you not hear what i said i have done you little punk? I have ended careers. I have broken hearts, limbs, and souls in the wrestling world. I am the Noob Killer. I can tell the differences between noobs and could be legends. Legends are about themselves. Noobs talk shit about me. I am a legend. Maybe not in this federation. Soon i will be. Thats why after i beat you. I will move the ranks. I will do something Kurt could not do. I will not just take on the top ten. I will take on the top 25. Or how many ever people i have to take out and i will show everyone what i am about. Everyone. Black Rob, ICP, Matlock, All of you watch this Sunday. See what i can do. See what happens when you mess with the best in the business.  Shane jerkshow once this sunday comes. There will be no funny promos.   I will make sure that i take you out. Then if i have to take out the rest of your family, but as for now.. Your mine!! Get it? Got It? GOOD!I w This Layout Was Made For Drake Sage by Whitney Marret a.k.a Liz Decker. If you really want to steal this, go ahead. It was so simple to make and the time was effortless. So use this layout or email Liz at armydevil74@hotmail.com to get either a banner or layout. Thanks, Whitney Marret a.k.a. Liz Decker