Evolution 17 {7/4/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

July 4th, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Evolution 169 by Nevermore begins playing and Evolution kicks off live from the sold out Blue Cross Arena In Rochester, New York! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table!

Kid: Yo, what up New York? Looks like were back up in here for the Fourth of July and I gots me a fucking fifth I be working on!

Em: Ya crazy muthafucka, but hey, I don't blame ya with the show we got! A main event that looks incredible!

Kid: Yea, a triple threat tables match with Spike Dudley and Chris Cage going after Scott Steiner's IC Title!

Em: This one is looking great! That bra and panties mud bath match too, damn!

Kid: That's what I am talking about, bring on the girls and mud, ooh yea!

Em: Also though, Bryan Kanyon takes on Blake Darkness while Viper fights Uneek!

Kid: Two top doggs fighting two rookies, but hey, let's get rolling!





Bra&Panties Mud Bath Match
Special Guest Referee: Scott Steiner

Kayleia Manson and Patricia Stratigias both make their way out and Steiner comes with Patricia wearing a ref shirt! Patricia and Kayleia are both looking hotter than ever and soon start off fighting near the pool of mud! Kayleia gets the upperhand and soon hip tosses Patricia into the mud, then finds an electrical box and jumps off it with an elbow drop to Patricia in the pool! She pins, but Patricia kicks out! They begin rolling around in the mud slapping each other when Patricia slams Kayleia's head against the side of the pool, then stands up and grabs Steiner, pulling him in the pool! Kayleia gets up and Patricia pushes Steiner on to Kayleia knocking her down, then kicks her head! Patricia then picks up Kayleia and gives her a bulldog in the pool and pins, 1...........2...........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall.......................Patricia Stratigias!

Fighter hits as Patricia and Steiner celebrate with a wild kiss and roll in the mud before heading to the back!

Kid: God damn it man, them honeys were hot tonight!

Em: Mud baths, gotta love them man! Especially with two chicks like that!





Singles Match
Shane Cobain vs. Andrew Velzian w/Cassie Michaels

No Show





Singles Match

Bryan Kanyon makes his way out with Kayleia and soon, Blake Darkness comes out with Courtney! The two men lock up and Kanyon knees Blake in the gut, then wastes lil time and starts hammering him with right hands before whipping Blake into the ropes and nailing him with a huge clothesline! Kanyon then picks up Blake and whips him into the ropes again, this time hitting a hard spear and soon after locks in the Crippler Crossface causing Blake to tap out!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by submission....................Bryan Kanyon!

Superstar hits as Kanyon picks up Blake and hits him with the Disillusion before heading to the back with Kayleia!

Kid: Damn, Kanyon took it right to Blake! He didn't let up once!

Em: I know, Blake didn't get any offense in at all!





Singles Match

Uneek comes out and does his thing, then out comes Viper who immediately charges Uneek and hits a huge spear on him, then picks him up and hits The Unforgiven and pins, 1...........2..........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall...................Viper!

Superman hits as Viper stands up celebrating his win!

Kid: Holy shit! Uneek and Blake must be fucking rookies!

Em: No shit, Viper and Kanyon both ended their matches in less time than it took to walk to the ring!





Triple Threat Tables Match
SEF intercontinental Championship

Spike Dudley makes his way out to the ring with a determined look on his face, dragging a table out and setting it up at ringside! Then, out comes the IC Champ Scott Steiner with Patricia by his side, Chris Cage apparently not showing! Steiner notices the table with his name on it and just laughs, gets in the ring and bad mouths Spike who just stares down Steiner! The match starts and Steiner looks to lock up, but Spike ducks under him and goes outside! Steiner gives chase to after him, but Spike is too fast and soon slides back in the ring, then dropkicks Steiner in the face and soon after flies over the top rope on to Steiner on the floor! Spike then punches Steiner in the face before grabbing a steel chair! As Spike looks to swing, Patricia grabs the back of the chair! Spike keeps a hold, turns around and shoves it into Patricia, knocking her down! Steiner jumps up and level Spike with a clothesline, then rolls him back in the ring and grabs a table, sliding that in as well! Steiner sets up the table and picks up Spike for a powerbomb, but Spike counters with a hurracanrana! Spike looks to whip Steiner into the ropes, but gets reversed, though when he comes back he takes down Steiner with a flying forearm smash! Suddenly, out run Shane Cobain, Shawn Michaels, and Daddy Mack who hit the ring and start beating down Spike! A lil after, Bubba Ray and D-Von come running out and try fighting them off, but the numbers game is too much as Bubba and D-Von are soon disposed of to the outside, but during that, none other than the World Champ comes running out and takes down Steiner with a huge spear, laying him out cold! He then its a double clothesline on HBK and Shane, sending them outside where Bubba and D-Von recover and beat them down! Viper then turns around almost gets Da Shows Ova, but catches Mack's foot, then nails him with a huge clothesline, picks him up and hits The Unforgiven! Spike has Steiner up, but Patricia stops him! Viper grabs Steiner and gives him a hard ddt, then grabs Patricia's hair and tells Spike to do it to her! Spike grins and grabs her head, runs up the ropes and gives Patricia the Dudley Dog through the table! Viper then takes Steiner out of the ring and rolls him on the table there! Spike looks out to him and starts climbing the top rope! He stands straight up, flashes the Dudley sign before leaping off with a splash on Steiner through the table!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and new IC Champion.....................Spike Dudley!

Bombshell hits as Viper help Spike into the ring where Bubba and D-Von are now at! Viper then grabs the IC Title and takes Spike's hand, placing the title in it and raising his hand in the air, then gives him a handshake and a quick one armed hug before his brother's congratulate him and lift up on their shoulders! Viper then heads to the back leaving the Dudleyz to their spotlight!

Kid: What a fucking match! First Spike and Steiner beat each other to no end, then the Rebellion comes out followed by the Dudleyz who get beat down, then who comes out, Viper!

Em: I know, it's fucked up, but he damn near took out the Rebellion single handedly and evened the odds for Spike who has defied the odds and won the IC Title!

Kid: This has been a hell of a night and what a way to kick off the Fourth, with Spike finally getting his well deserved time! But hey all, my fifths about done, so we be gone, later all, peace!