The Worlds Most Famous Arena hosts Monday Night WAR presented by SEF TV and showcasing a Universal Title match with a large threat to the champion who has three challengers to contend with.
And let's be honest, she has no challenge presented to her in this fucking match, so fuck you all.
Josh Dobbes, you, no Rob Ruckus, he says he was The Jobber, and he was, but he had that going for him, until Josh Dobbes showed up and he became the go to jobber of SEF, or as he went by then, Joe Dumar.
J X CA$H...a legend, uber inspirational, but not tonight, not any night, no, you better go help XFW, J X CA$H and show Detroit why CA$H is MONEY!
Chris Orton, where the hell are you at mister hall of famer, part timer, well naw, you always did flake out and not remain consistent. But a former World Champ you were and maybe could be a again, but Taylor Andrews got your number, she got all ya all numbers and she ain't even got to say a fucking word cause she knows it, we all know it, so let's get to it, let the WAR begin, again!