Royal Rumble {1/19/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

January 19th, 2003

A huge pyro shoots down from the rafters and Cocky by Kid Rock begins playing with Kid Rock himself on stage along with the Twisted Brown Trucker band! The crowd stands on their feet and rocks to the music! After the song is down, the stage area darkens and the band head b/s while some more pyro shoots off and the Royal Rumble kicks off live from the Fleetcenter in Boston, Massachusetts with Jim Ross, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Stephanie McMahon-Mack at the announce position near the stage!

Jr: Hello everybody and welcome to the royal rumble! I am jim ross alongside jerry the king lawler and the owner of sef, stephanie mcmahon-mack and we have what looks to be one of the best shows of sef yet!

King: We sure do! A lot fo big matches are booked for tonight and every person in them looks ready to fight for everything they have to win!

Steph: That we do! I can't wait to see all these great matches tonight! SEF sure as come a long ways since first opening up!

Jr: It sure as! But steph,w hat about your triple threat match defending your womens title tonight?

Steph: Well, lets just say lita and kaci are both in for a hell of a suprise!

King: I can't wait to see what it is! Your suprises usually rosk SEF to the foundation!

Jr: They sure do! But anyways, lets talk about the rest of he matches, like the match with johnny and strife to determine the new IC champ!

King: That one looks good! Plus kaci and cassie michaels will be at ringside!

Steph: Oh god king! Their not even in the match, johnny and strife are the ones who will make it good! But also, we have some other great, matches, probably to many to name now!

Jr: Thats for sure, but the world title match between jericho and rapid is gonna be great, a real knock 'em down and drag 'em out match!

King: I know, I can't wait to see chris jericho finally beat rapid and live up to his name as the king of the world!

Steph: I don't know, rapid is good and did deserve the title, this one will be good!

Jr: Yes it will as will teh whole show, so enough wasting time, lets get started!

Intercontinental Championship
Winner Becomes The New Intercontinental Champion

Details: Johnny and strife start off locking up, strife overpowers johnny and backs him into the corner, then punches him a few times and whips johnny to the other corner! Strife runs at him, but johnny kicks him in the face, then clotheslines him down! Johnny stays on strife, punching him in the head, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes going for a spear, but gets taken down in a school boy! Johnny kicks out before three, and jumps up, takes strife down with a ddt, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes and gives strife a spinning kick knocking him down! Johnny goes for the pin, nut only gets two! They both get up and exchange punches with johnny getting the upperhand till strife knees him in the gut and lifts him up in his shoulders! He looks for the agony crush, but johnny lands on his feet and elbow drops strife in the back, then picks him up and looks for the x-ecution, but strife blocks and whips johnny into the ropes! Strife looks for a clothesline, but johnny ducks, comes off the other ropes and spears strife, then picks him up and gives him the x-ecution and pins to win the match!

Winner: Johnny X via Pinfall

Jr: Wow what a good match! What a way to kick off the rumble!

King: Sure was! Those two went at each other, but johnny pulled it off!

Steph: He sure did! Johnny as come a long ways since joining SEF!

Free For All
Hardcore Championship

Details: Kane immediately charges at Matt Hardy and throws him over the top rope to the outside. One at a time, everyone tries to stop Kane but are all thrown out of the ring. Eventually RTB, Matt and CM slide in the ring and take down Kane with a Double Side Effect. The rest of the people in the match slide in the ring and starts beating on Kane until CM hits the Heartbreaker on Red Devil kocking him down. Shane Viper then spears CM and starts beating on him as Cameron and Corez go at it with right hands. Matt slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, then slides back in as Johnny Angel snatches the chair and bashes Matt with it. Johnny then see's Victoria and motions to hit her with the chair, but she hits a low blow and Johnny falls to the mat holding his groin. Victoria picks up the chair and walks over towards Shane and CM who are locked up, as she bashes Shane with it and goes to hit CM, but he hits the Heartbreaker into the chair and the chair smashes into Victoria's skull. CM walks over to his mentor Matt Hardy and helps him up as the two walk over towards Red Devil and starts kicking away at him. A recovered Kane slides out of the ring and pulls a chair, a table, a trash can/lid and a lead pipe out from under the ring. Kane slides the chair and table into the ring and puts throws the trash can and lid over the top rope into the ring. Kane slides in and walks over to Matt and CM and clocks them both with the lead pipe busting them open and knocking them out. Victoria slowsly pulls herself up and Kane goes to smash her with the pipe, but she ducks and takes it from him and smashes him in the groin with it, then in the back of the head knocking him out. Shane Viper tries to take down Victoria but she smashes him with the lead pipe. Suddenly RTB who has been sitting at ringside drinking a bottle of tequila through the whole match, stands up and slides into the ring. Victoria sees him and tries to hit him with the pipe, but he takes it and drops it, the starts kissing Victoria. She tries to fight out but can't get out of the lip lock. Eventually RTB drops her then falls down to the mat on top of her. She slowly pushes him off and picks up the lead pipe and smashes him in the head with it. Victoria stands tall in the ring before walking over to Corez and Cameron, who are fighting on the outside. She slides out and bashes Cameron with the lead pipe, then Corez. Once both men are down, she pins Corez for the win

Winner: Victoria via Pinfall

Jr: What a little fighter Victoria is, she just beat all those men!

King: I don't think even our boss could do that huh JR!

Steph: Oh really, Well King, who is the best woman in SEF? Me!

Free For All Tag Match
World Tag Team Championship
Winners Become The New World Tag Team Champions

Details: The New Age Outlaws and New Jack&Spike Dudley no-show which leaves a regular tag match between Andy Styles&Risktaker and J-Max&Jeff Hardy. Andy Styles and J-Max start the match off locking up. They go back and forth with some big moves until J-Max explodes on Andy Styles with a clothesline. He then picks Andy up and military press slams him to the mat. Andy rolls around in pain holding his back. J-Max continues the pain by whipping Styles across the ring. Styles comes running back as J-Max picks him up and throws him down in a spinebuster. J-Max taunts while Andy Styles lays on the mat in pain. Andy then makes his way up as J-Max goes to pick him up but Styles hits a low blow on J-Max. The ref comes over to Styles and warns him not to do it again. Styles tags in Risktaker who flies in and clotheslines J-Max down to the floor. Risktaker climbs up top and tries for an elbow drop but J-Max rolls out of the way and tags Jeff Hardy. Jeff runs in and goes after Risktaker but Risktaker hits an arm drag right into the turnbuckle on Jeff. Jeff crawls away but is dragged back by Risktaker. J-Max tries to interfere but the ref stops him causing a distraction as Andy and Risktaker starts double teaming Jeff Hardy. Risktaker whips Jeff to Andy who superkicks him down. Andy gets back on the apron as J-Max does aswell and the ref turns his attention back to the match. Risktaker whips Jeff to the turnbuckle but Jeff runs up it and nails a Whisper in the Wind right onto Risktaker. Both men slowly roll back to their partners and both make a tag as Andy and J-Max charge at eachother. J-Max clotheslines Andy down then picks him up for the Ride or Die but Andy counters into a Styles Bomb and pins for the win.

After the match, Andy and Risktaker drag J-Max and Jeff up the ramp and leave them up the top. Risktaker runs down and grabs the Tag Belts and Two Trash Cans then runs back up the ramp. Andy takes a Tag Belt and puts it around Risktaker's waist then Risktaker puts the other around Andy's. They picks the Trash Cans up. and put them on the heads of J-Max and Jeff then roll the two men down the ramp. Andy and Risktaker then walk backstage laughing

Winners: Andy Styles&Risktaker via Pinfall

Jr: That certainly was a weird and unique way to celebrate the win!

King: Who cares JR, WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Steph: That certainly was a good match, but Andy and Risktaker won!

#1 Contender For United States Championship On Raw

Details: David Flair is waiting in the ring for Stone Cold when the titantron shows "Mattitude V.1" appears on the titantron. The camera then opens up in the commissioner's office as Matt Hardy is sitting at his desk. "Matt Hardy here... with a message for you David Flair! Its seems just like the WWE, Stone Cold Steve Austin has walked out on SEF! So David Flair, as the SEF commissioner, Going by the laws of Mattimatics It's only fair that I appoint you #1 contender for Johnny X's United States Title on Raw! See you on Raw tomorrow!" The scene then closes as David Flair leaves the ring.

Winner: David Flair via No Show

Jr: This is not like Austin at all!

King: Forget him! That the man right there...David Flair!

Steph: Well guys, as SEF Owner, I am shocked to here this and as soon as this event is over I am tearing up Stone Cold's contract! He is threw with us!

Triple Threat Match
Cruiserweight Championship

Details: Chaos doesn't show up leaving Matt and Shane to fight the match. Matt and Shane lock up with Shane overpowering Matt in the early going. Shane starts working on Matt with Multiple German Suplexes. After about 3 of them RTB stumbles down to ringside and distracts the ref as CM runs through the crowd and slides in the ring and nails a Heartbreaker onto Shane, then slides out of the ring and stands next to RTB and Lita watching the match. Matt pins Shane but only gets a two count. Matt stands up and tells CM to get the belt. CM walks over, grabs the belt and slides it in the ring. Matt picks it up and nails a shot from it right into the head of Shane as the ref rings the bell signalling a disqualification

Winner: Shane Viper via DQ

Jr: Well Shane wins folks, but Matt is still Cruiserweight Champion

King: Shane shouldn't have taunted Matt to use the belt

Steph: Well that could've been good if Matt didn't use the belt, Oh well

Hell In A Cell
Barbed Wire Match

Details: The match end when neither hayanusa or big evil show up!

Winner: No Contest Due To No Show

Jr: I'm shocked, These two wanted to tear eachother apart but dont show!

King: I'm as suprised as you are, These two hate each other!

Steph: It isn't cheap to get Cell's into the arena you know, How dare they!

Fatal Four Way Elimination
#1 Contender For Womens World Championship At The Next PPV

Details: Courtney and Christina lock up as does Cassie and Trish. Courtney pushes Christina into the corner and starts thrusting her shoulder into the abdomen of Christina. Cassie starts chopping at Trish's chest and nails a faceplant on her. Courtney grabs Christina by the hair and throws her over the top rope to the outside. Cassie whips Trish to the ropes and goes for an arm drag but Trish counters into a DDT. Trish walks over and grabs Courtney and starts punching her. Trish tries to hit a Stratusfaction, but Courtney throws Trish just before her face could hit the ground. Courtney picks up Trish above her head but Christina pulls Courtney's lets out from under her and Courtney falls face first into the mat with Trish landing on top of her. Courtney slowly gets up and climbs the turnbuckle, sitting on the top rope when Trish gets up and runs at her, nailing the Stratusphere and pinning her for the elimination. Christina slides in the ring and Trish starts elbowing her in the face. Trish whips her to the ropes and tries a Monkey Toss but Christina counters and boots her in the head. Christina throws Trish over the top rope by her hair then Cassie flies from the top rope nailing a Missile Dropkick. Cassie starts kicking Christina as Christina rolls around in pain. Cassie tries to nail a top rope moonsault but Christina counters by lifting her knee's. Cassie stands up in pain as Christina gets up and whips Cassie to the ropes and tries for a powerbomb, but Cassie counters into a Hurracarna Pin, eliminating Christina. Trish slowly pulls herself back into the ring as Cassie throws her around the ring by her hair. Cassie tries to pull her up but Trish pushes her arms away and tries a Stratusfaction but Cassie counters and throws her down. Cassie climbs up to the top rope and taunts the crowd, then nails a Shooting Star Press and pins Trish to win the match

Winner: Cassie Michaels via Pinfall

Jr: Wow, That Cassie sure is a fighter, she did well tonight

King: And she sure is hot JR, woo hoo puppies

Steph: King, You need to calm down a bit, plus she's taken anyway

Triple Threat Match
Womens World Championship

Details: Lita and Kaci are in the ring when Steph stay up by the announce position and stand up with a mic in her hand, womens title in her other hand and says!

Steph: Lita, Kaci, I have become a bit busy lately and am unable to be womens champion, so rather than come down to that ring and beat both of you, I am going to let you two fight it out to become the new womens champion and I will personally award the winner this title!

Steph sits back down and calls the match with jr and the king as the match begins! Lita and kaci start off punching each other, then lita knees kaci in the stomach and whips her into the ropes and clotheslining her! Lita picks up kaci and begins giving her some elbow shots, then whips her into the corner and runs at her, but gets kicked in the face! Kaci begins stomping her and gives her some elbow drops, then pick sup lita and suplexes her, goes for the pin, but only gets two! They both get up and gor for a punch, but lita blocks and rocks kaci backwards! She looks to ground kaci, but kaci ducks and backdrops lita to the mat, then goes up top and looks for a moonsault! As she comes down, lita moves away and once kaci hits the mat, lita gets up, grabs kaci and gives her the twist of fate, then goes up top and hits the moonsault and wins the match! Stephanie gets up and walks to the ring, gets in and hands the title to lita, then raises her hand in the air! Just then, someone runs out from the crowd and jumps into the ring, clubbing lita in the back, then stomping the hell out of her! The person appears to be a woman dressed in a all black leather suit, even covering her face! She picks up lita and powerbombs her to the mat as hard as she can! Matt jumps in the ring and look sto take her down, but then backs up when she sees him and just helps lita! The woman grabs the womens title and raises it in the air, then lays it on lita and leaves the ring as steph goes back up by jr and king!

Winner: Lita Hardy via Pinfall

Jr: Well, that was a good match, but I wonder why stephanie didn't wrestle toight?

King: I don't know, but she is sitting down now, lets hear what she has to say!

Steph: Well hello boys and just to let you know, I really do have to take time away from active competition in the ring due to a very busy schedule! See, not only do I have to run the greatest fed in wrestling history, but lets just say mack has me doing some "extracurricular activities" for him as well!

2 Out Of 3 Falls Match
1st Fall: Singles Match
2nd Fall: Street Fight
3rd Fall: TLC Match
World Heavyweight Championship
Special Guest Referee: Daddy Mack

Details: Mack is in the ring, a ref regular ref shirt on with his trademark black shorts(same as hbk's), and leather sandals! Both chris jericho and rapid have made their way out and are getting ready to fight! Mack takes the world heavyweight championship and after raising it in the air, he hooks it to a ring which is pulled up and holds the title above the ring! Jericho and rapid are standing in the middle of the ring with mack in between them explaining the rules and the whole match! Jericho and rapid are listening, but are mainly just staring holes through one another! Mack calls for the bell and the 1sr fall begins, a singles match! They lock up and jericho struggles, but is pushed down to the mat! He jumps up quickly and punches rapid, but rapid just blocks him and rocks him backwards with his own punches! He knocks jericho to the ropes, then backs up and runs at him looking for a clothesline, but jericho drops down and rapid flies to the outside! Jericho rolls out and goes after him, stomping rapid in the back, then picks him up and rolls him in the ring! Jericho has rapids leg and begins kicking his thigh, locking it up with his own leg and wearing him down! After a few grueling minutes of jericho working over rapids leg, rapid begins fighting up and rolls up jericho a couple times, but only gets two! They both get up and rapid clotheslines jericho who gets up only to be clotheslined again! Rapid leans on the ropes and shakes his leg a lil! Jericho gets up and goes o kick his leg, but rapid nails him with a right hand first, sending jericho backwards, then charges at him for teh exterminator! Jericho moves and rapid hits the corner, nailing the ringpost! Jericho rolls him up, but only gets two! He begins kicking away at rapids leg and his shoulder, then nails a few elbow drops on his leg! Jericho then locks in a spinning toe hold, making rapid scream in pain, but he rakes jerichos eyes, causing jericho to release the hold! Rapid gest up and begins punching jericho, then ddt's him! Rapid picks him up and gives jericho a piledriver, pins him, but jericho barely kicks out! Rapid grabs jericho by the hair, brings him to his feet and whips him into the ropes, looks for a clothesline, but jericho ducks and counters into a school boy, but doesn't pin and locks in the walls of jericho on rapid! Rapid starts screaming, pounds his fists on the mat and tries breaking the hold, but can't do it! Mack asks him if he wants to give it up, but rapid refuses and crawls to the ropes, just about makes it when jericho pulls him away! Rapid begins fading out of concisnious and mack raises his hand up twice and it falls! On the third time, rapid starts shaking his head and building momentum, slowly crawls to the ropes and reaches out grabbing the bottom rope! Mack makes jericho break the hold at that point and jericho, with a pissed look, begins stomping on rapid and elbow dropping him in the back! He drags rapid back to the center and tries locking him back in the move, but rapid rolls him up only to get a two count! They both get up, rapid favoring his knee and jericho runs the ropes, comes behind rapid and delivers a bulldog, then jumps off the ropes and does the lionsault and pins him to win the 1st fall!

After a few minutes of recovery time for both men, mack calls for the bell and starts the 2nd fall, a street fight! Jericho who is moving more, begins punching rapid and backs him into the corner where he delivers some hard chops, leaving red welts on rapids chest! Rapid blantly kicks jericho in the nuts, then turns him around and begins chopping him and punching him as well! Meanwhile, mack gets a grin and just says "fuck it", then goes outside and helps out both men by throwing in every weapon he can find like, trash cans, singapore canes, fire extinguishers, a couple tables, two by fours, chairs, stop signs, and other lil objects! He then slides back in calls the match! Rapid is now in control, using some of the weapons on jericho and ends up breaking a singapore cane across his back! He starts choking him with a two by four, but jericho gives a taste of his own medicine and kicks rapid in the nuts, then clotheslines him to the mat! Jericho sets up a table near the corner, then grabs a chair and nails rapid in the head, busting him open! Jericho nails him once more, then picks up rapid and lays him on the table! He grabs a trash can lid and looks to hit him, but rapid sits up and kicsk it in jerichos face, then flies off the table, giving jericho the exterminator and pins him, but only gets two! Rapid jumps up and begins kicking jericho in teh ribs, then goes outside and searches around till he finds what he is looking for! He grins and pulls out a sledgehammer, then slides in the ring! Jericho is getting to his feet as rapid charges at him and bashes jericho in the head, busting him open bad and laying him out! Rapid jabs the hammer into jerichos ribs a few times, then throws it down, picks up jericho, sets him up for the rx explosion, but jericho somehow blocks it and grabs rapids legs, pulling them out from underneath him and tries locking in teh wlals of jericho! After a struggle, he he turns rapid over and leans back some, but rapid quickly crawls for the ropes and grabs them, breaking the hold! Rapid jumps up as jericho grabs a chair! He swings at rapid who ducks and nails jericho with the two by four he had! Rapid then picks up jericho, punches him in the head, then knees him in the gut and hits the rx explosion and pins him to win the 2nd fall!

Mack gives both men a few minutes to catch their breath and checks on them both, making sure they want to continue, which they do! While rapid is leaning back in the corner catching his breath and jericho is geting to his feet, mack gets a mic and says!

Mack: Alright, this title above the ring is not high enough! F'ck the eight foot ladders, raise that thing up, so these two have to break out the big twenty footers!

Mack ands the mic back to lillian as the title raises up higher and both men just look up, then look to each other and start running and end up clotheslining one another! They lay for a lil bit, then rapid begins getting to his feet and jericho does as well! They get up and jericho swings, but rapid ducks and ends up backdropping jericho! He grabs trash can and beats jericho in the head, then hops outside and grabs a twenty foot ladder that is laying on the side of the aisle! He also slides in a table and a couple more chairs adding to the weapons in the ring! He begins setting up a table, but sees the one already set up, so he just leans the one he has in the corner! Rapid picks up jericho amd whips him into the table, but jericho kicks rapid in the gut and whips him into the table, sending him breaking through it and crashing to the mat! Jericho grabs a chair and nails rapid with it, then palces it on rapids head which is leaning on the bottom t/b! He backs up baseball slides at him, but rapid moves and jericho slides right into the ringpost! Rapid gets up and cracks jericho with the chair, then pulls him up and nails the rx explosion! He just laughs at jericho and sets up the ladder, then begins climbing, but using caution! Jericho slowly gets to his feet and picks up a two by four, then holds it up and runs at the ladder, knocking it down and rapid falls to the mat! Jericho walks over to rapid and begins stomping him, then picks up rapid and suplexes him, sets up the ladder and steps up on the 4th or 5th rung! As rapid gets up, jericho flies off and dropkicks rapid! Jericho makes it to his feet and grabs a chair, beats rapid with it, then rolls rapid on the table and climbs back up the ladder! He looks for an elbow drop, but rapid gets up and climbs up to jericho, grabs him for a spinebuster and whips around, driving jericho through the table! They both lay there for a while, then rapid begins moving and goes over and grabs his sledgehammer! Jericho picks up a chair and they both turn to each other and swing, but rapid ends up nailing teh chair and driving it into jerichos face, laying him out cold! Rapid falls, but braces himself on teh hammer, then stands up, drops it and steadies the ladder! He looks up at the title and starts climbing it, taking each step carefully, but hurrying so jericho don't get up! Jericho stirs a lil, but can barely even see due to all the blood now flowing out of his head and in his eyes! Rapid gets to the top and reaches up, unstraps the title and pulls it down to his side! Mack calls for the bell, declaring rapid the winner who raises it up once, but then climbs back down and once he is about 6 feet off the mat, he just falls down, clutching his title! Mack checks on both men who end up walking out of teh ring on their own feet!

Winner Of 1st Fall: Chris Jericho via Pinfall

Winner Of 2nd Fall: Rapid via Pinfall

Winner Of 3rd Fall: Rapid

Jr: Wow! I don't know the words to describe that match! All I can say is unbelievable!

King: Thats for sure! Those two gave it their all and what do ya know, mack called it fair!

Steph: Of course he did! Thats why he wanted to ref the match, to make sure it was fair and the better man really did win!

30-Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal

Entered
1. Daddy Mack
2. Kevin Nash
3. Ashley Gabriel
4. Hayabusa
5. Chris Benoit
6. Ralph The Bum
7. Billy Gunn
8. Cassidy Dawn McPherson
9. David Flair
10. Joey C
11. Kryptonite
12. Stone Cold Steve Austin
13. Booker T
14. Road Dogg
15. J-Max
16. Johnny X
17. Strife
18. Andy Styles
19. Matt Hardy
20. Johnny Angel
21. Triple H
22. Shane Douglas
23. Christian Michaels
24. Shawn Michaels
25. Brock Lesnar
26. Risktaker
27. Christina Love
28. Kane
29. New Jack
30. Shannon Moore

Details: Daddy Mack starts off in the ring since he drew the number one spot and is awaiting the second man to come out! Break It Down hits and out comes kevin Nash who steps in the ring! Both men step up to each other and then just nod to each other and start trading punches! Nash ends up kneeing mack in the gut, then throwing into the ropes and looking for a big boot! Mack ducks and shoulder tackles his knee, taking nash down! He begins beating on nash and picks him up, trying to heave him over the top rope! Nash eventually kick smack away and they begin they begin just swinging wildly at each other when ashley gabriel comes running out and slides in the ring! She runs at mack and tries tackling him, but he just lifts her up and gives her a big ddt! Mack picks her up and whips her to nash who lifts her up in a press slam, then turns and throws her out of the ring! As nash looks out at ashley, mack dropkicks him in the back causing him to go over the top ripe and get eliminated! Mack just grins and says, "every man for themselves"! Mack being in an empty ring, lays up on the t/b and awaits his next opponent! Once the clock runs down, mack gets ready and hayabusa runs out! Mack meets him with a clothesline, then proceeds to beat him down, picks him up and gives hayabusa a suplex followed by a elbow drop from the top rope! Mack tries getting hayabusa out of the ring and suddenly anotehr man runs out, chris benoit! He gets in the ring and runs at mack wo just steps aside and throws him out of the ring, then goes back to trying to eliminate hayabusa! The two of them go back and forth with some suplexes and highflying moves, not really going to the top though! Hayabusa has mack up on the t/b's when ralph the bum comes staggering out all drunk on teguila! He climbs into the ring and kinda just sits in the corner, pulls out a half a bottle of teguila and sips on it whil watching mack and hayabusa! Mack pushes hayabusa way and starts tearing into him and soon gets ralph involved in the action when he steals his teguila and drinks it! Ralph goes after mack and looks nuts, trying t throw makc out for drinking his tequila! Just then, billy gunn runs out and hits the ring, taking down ralph as mack takes it to hayabusa! Over the next eight minutes, cassidy dawn mcpherson, david flair, joey c, and kryptonite all enter the ring! Everyone is going after everyone and then stone cld steve austin comes out and starts hitting everyone! He goes after mack though and ends up getting hit with da shos ova, then clotheslined out of the ring by david flair! Mack pitches flair out right after that also! Billy ends up throwing ralph out when he starts puking from too much movement while under the influence! Mack whips joey c to billy who backdrops him out of the ring, then gets clotheslined out by mack! Booker T then runs out and hits the ring, right away eliminating kryptonite, but then gets eliminated by mack! Cassidy runs at mack, but he ducks and backdrops her out of the ring! She however holds on to the top rope and slides back in! Hayabusa and mack start trading punches and cassidy runs and dropkicks mack in the back who gets pushed into hayabusa! Hayabusa ends up going over the top and getting eliminated while mack just hits the mat! Cassidy jumps on mack and hits him in the head, then picks him up and tries to throw him out, but mack just stops and clotheslines her! Road Dogg then runs out and gets in the ring! He grabs cassidy and throws her over the top, then mack clotheslines him in the back and eliminated road dogg! Mack catches his breath somewhat and then j-max runs out and runs ta mack, besating him down! Mack fights back and keeps himself from being eliminated, even hitting some moves on j-max! After a while, johnny x ends up runing in the ring and takes it to j-max, really putting the boots to him! He then goes after mack and takes him down, but mack fights up and soon all three men are brawling! Strife soon runs out and goes after johnny, hitting him hard and fast while mack keeps beating on j-max! In the next ten minutes, andy styles, matt hardy, johnny angel, triple h, and shane douglas come out and start going all out to win! strife and x are still fighting in a corner while mack and matt are working together trying to eliminate j-max! They end up dumping him to the outside, then matt goes after andy while mack sits back, keeping an eye on everyone! Angel and shane end up eliminating triple h, then shane dumps angel to the outside! Mack then runs at shane and clotheslines him out of the ring! Then christian michaels comes running out and gets in the ring! He runs right for mack who just kicks CM in the gut and gives him the mack attack! Matt ends up eliminating andy, then jumps on mack, helping CM! They picks up mack and try forcing him over the top rope, but mack fights back too much! Soon, shawn michaels runs out and hits the ring! He grabs CM by the hair and drags him off mack and begins beating him down! Mack fights off matt and rocks him backwards, then clotheslines him from the ring! He and hbk double team Cm and soon toss him over the top rope, then mack turns on hbk and throws him out as well! By now, johnny as strife almost out when mack comes up and lifts johnnys feet off the mat, sending both men outside to the floor! They just end up fighting to the back as mack tries to rest up a lil more! Soon, brock lesnar comes running out and runs right at mack, lifting him up and giving hima huge spinebuster, then begins giving him some suplexes and locks inj a bearhug from behind! He keps it locked in and after a couple minutes, Risktaker comes running out and kicks lesnar in the head! Mack and risktaker double team lesnar and try eliminating! In the next six minutes, christina love, kane, and new jack who brings a shopping cart full of weapons come out to the ring! Kane and lesnar start going at it and soon lesnar is eliminated, then kane follows him out when new jack nails kane with a toaster while mack dropkicks kane in the back! Mack and jack start going at it while christina and risktaker fight it out! Jack goes for a shot with a vcr, but mack jumps up delivering a spinning back kick driving the vcr into jacks face! Mack then grabs a chair and wraps it around jacks head, then throws him out! As mack goies after the other two, shannon moore comes running out and tries punching at mack! Mack just sways back and clothesline him to the mat, then picks him up and throws him right over the top! Christina ends up eliminating risktaker, then backs into mack who pushes her into the ropes and as she comes back he nails her with da shows ova, causing her to lean in the ropes! Mack then runs and clotheslines her out of the ring and wins the match!

Afterwards, Mack poses in the ring for the fans without any music playing! Then, some music begins playing and Kid Rock comes out on stage singing Cowboy! He ends up in the ring where he raises macks hand they hug, then head on b/s!

Eliminated
1. Ashley Gabriel
2. Kevin Nash
3. Chris Benoit
4. Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. David Flair
6. Ralph The Bum
7. Joey C
8. Billy Gunn
9. Kryptonite
10. Booker T
11. Hayabusa
12. Cassidy Dawn McPherson
13. Road Dogg
14. J-Max
15. Triple H
16. Johnny Angel
17. Shane Douglas
18. Andy Styles
19. Matt Hardy
20. Christian Michaels
21. Shawn Michaels
22. Strife
23. Johnny X
24. Brock Lesnar
25. Kane
26. New Jack
27. Shannon Moore
28. Risktaker
29. Christina Love
30. N/A

Winner: Daddy Mack

Jr: Well, that was certainly a great royal rumble being it was SEF's first ever! What a show mack put on tonight!

King: Yea he did! Plus he had to ref that world title match earlier! He really must be the showstoppa!

Steph: Yes, jr, king, daddy mack, my man, is the showstoppa and did put on a hell of a show!

Jr: Definitely true! But as much action as we had tonight and we had a lot, the night has finally come to an end, so have a great night everybody and we'll see you all in one month for no way out, goodnight all!