WAR Preshow

[Da Gangstas]

The tune of Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" is heard as the crowd for this pre show to tonight's WAR is all amped up now anticipating what they could only hope to be a return of perhaps the greatest team in SEF. The music keeps playing and no one comes out leaving some of the crowd disappointed, but then Nick Torres skips out in his ring gear, black and green and cocky as ever. Following him is Troy Storms in his gear sporting Da Gangstas outlined in green. They head to the ring which is where The Paine Pushers are. Torres heading up the steps gets in all fired up, then flashes da gangstas sign. Storms stepping in from the apron meets the sign with his old partner, then the bell rings as this one is tornado tag hardcore . Jason and Chris rush over trying to get the advantage, but Torres ducking runs to the ropes. Storms meeting Jason with Impaled as Torres springs off catching Chris with a shoulderblock sending him down. Chris rolling out, so Torres hops out turning him into a few punches, then rocks his head off the ringpost. Storms hoisting Jason up for the Resurrection already, but Jason slipping down tries for a german suplex. Storms with elbows to the head turns and boxes Jason's head. Torres sending Chris over the commentators table after yelling "Incoming"! He grabs a steel chair smacking Chris across his back, then pulls him up for a ddt, but Chris blocking it sweeps down grabbing Torres' legs. He tries for an ankle lock, but Torres turning over kicks Chris into the guard rail. Storms has Jason in a bearhug squeezing the life out of him, then finally rips him up to the right only to release him with a slam to the mat. Torres grabbing for Chris who elbows Torres away laying him over the ring bell. Chris now grabs Torres to pull him around and gets the bell crashing across his head. Torres slamming it to his back sends Chris all the way down and about out. Storms lifting Jason on his shoulder drops him on a turnbuckle and nails the Gangsta Kick as Torres rolls Chris in the ring, then slides in. He lifts up Chris as Storms pulls Jason up and they nail the Gangsta Edge and Gangsta Bomb in stereo. Both drop into a pin, ONE..................TWO................THREE! The recovered bell is rung and Chris bleeding from the shot a little on the left side of his face as Da Gangsta stand up smirking. They meet their hands with the gangsta sign, then Torres grabbing a mic says.

Look who's back together and ready to reignite WAR as it needs to be. And what better way than to make sure the tag team division knows who is in the mix now. Cody and Shane, you boys are finished now, so you may as well hand over the belts and go pack your bags to find some other place. SEF is too tough for you and its about to get tougher girls!

Some cheers for that and Storms nodding with a smirk, his arms crossed over his huge chest. Torres just says with a smirk on his face.

Were taking over for real and were taking these pathetic clowns spot tonight in the gauntlet match because we will make sure they do not make it to the match, just a hospital!

Torres tossing the mic to Storms who catches and Torres with a kick to Jason's head rips him up into the Gangstas Edge launches him across the ring. He runs at Chris kicking him in the head, then lifts him up nailing The Westside. Torres sitting up with an arrogant smirk now stands and leans on Stormsright shoulder as the big man raises the mic to say.

Ladies, prepare to lose for there is nothing else you can prepare for tonight. We are back together and ready to make this tag division something or bust trying. Were the last hope for something to be magical again, to go back to days when we had five different teams come into SEF in one week and actually work their asses off instead of whine once in a while like you two do everytime you open your fucking mouths!

A snarl across his lips as the crowd cheers him on for the shoot.

This isn't reality TV, this is pro wrestling and were here to wrestle, to kick a little ass if need be, to beat some sense into the two of you or at least save these fans from another borefest you put on in this ring. Were back for one reason, those US Tag Titles and I guarantee the world we will have them by the end of tonight. Your title reign is at least going to end this summer and perhaps your career will as well. We both gave you two chances, we worked with you and tried to get you over, but time and time again you blew it and just flopped out. Maybe its on us, maybe were bad teachers, or maybe we shoulda saw how much deadweight you were and put in the time with someone who wanted to be here. So my advice now to the two of you girls is to go home, rethink what you want to do in life and either come back or do what you love. If its reality TV you love, then go do that, but stay out of SEF or you will get the same thing you get tonight...beaten to a bloody pulp!

Storms sneering just hands the mic to Torres who shrugs and takes it saying with a smirk.

Not sure I need to say anything else as Troy said it well. Cody and Shane, you got nothing left, you got no other option tonight, your simply another footnote in SEF history, but at least you will have that going for you! We will have the Tag Titles once again and hopefully things pick up soon or we'll just have to keep beeting these punks!

Torres tossing the mic down kicks Jason in the ribs, then yanks him up as Storms lifts Chris up and they nail the Gangstas Edge and Gangsta Bomb in stereo again. "Cowboys From Hell" plays over the pa as the crowd are cheering loud. Storms and Torres climb from the ring and just head up the aisle letting the fans slap their arms as they chant loud for Da Gangstas.