The Jerks? Meet The Assholes! (WAR)

[Da Gangstas]

Fade into the dressing room of Da Gangstas and inside is Nick Torres in the black jeans and shirt as usual, his shades hanging from his tee and his hair slicked back in a ponytail. Torres by himself just sitting on a chair leaned back half asleep it looks like, then Greg Boone knocking on the half open door wakes the Westsiders Edge.

Huh, who dere?

He looks up seeing Greg and looks ready to go back to sleep when Greg asks.

Got time for a few words about WAR?

Greg taking a seat on another chair next to Torres who just shrugs asking.

You gonna leave if I answer your questions?

Greg smirking just nods yes and says.

You and Storms got a Tag Title shot at this Homecoming pay per view that was announced earlier today, but next week on WAR its you two against the former champs who you took out and perhaps are the reason they lost the belts on this past WAR. You think Cody and Shane will get even or are Da Gangstas better than ever?!

Greg a bit condescending and Torres rolling his eyes says.

Well of course we are son, but Shane and Cody, if they know what's best for them, they will be out to get even, to get more than even, to back those Tag Titles they let fall into the ashes with their careers. Theses so called Jerks act as if they are something bad, that they have something against them when all they ever got was help. Now ya take a couple guys like me and Storms who only had to help themselves and you compare the two teams and well its like basic match, anyone can figure out the equation and this match between us and them on WAR equals us winning, dominating.

Greg just asks.

So what about this Sunday when there are two other teams involved and the Tag Titles are on the line?

Torres shrugging just smirks and says.

What about it Greg?! Were gonna beat Cody and Shane or The Taliban or Taylor and her lil boy toy John and take those Tag Titles to the height they belong. We've busted more heads in the tag division than Shane and Cody can count! Them US Tag Titles need a rejuvenation and its high time Da Gangstas showed up to do just that. Maybe there is no hope as next to us you got no one to stand in line for a shot and compare to us. Cody and Shane got beat by a team who had never teamed up before. I don't care what anyone says about who they faced or what myself and Storms did to them last week, the fact is, they lost to two singles stars teaming for the first time. Shane and Cody are supposed to be brothers, they are supposed to be closer than myself and Storms, but fact a matter is, they ain't. Just a few months back myself and that big goof were busting each others head, but that was all business. Now were all business and ready to have some fun squashing two hacks who don't belong in a wrestling ring.

Torres leaning back a bit cocky and Greg begins to ask.

So you two-

But Storms stepping into the doorway in his leather with dark shades covering his eyes silences Greg. Storms just chuckling asks.

What wee you saying boy?

So Greg asks his question.

You two plan on walking out of the Homecoming pay per view as US Tag Team Champions then?

Torres smirking arrogantly just motions to his partner who shrugs, crosses his arms over his chest, and says.

We have no real plan except to be the only ones left standing, or perhaps even breathing for Cody and Shane are nothing to fret about, just a couple crash test dummies in our way. They couldn't even finish their gauntlet match, but instead lost to a towelhead and crackhead!

Greg chuckling just says.

And those are two opponents at the pay per view you face, plus the Tag Champs, Taylor Andrews and John Carter. Those two were impressive in their first outing together regardless of who they beat, they won the titles. Think they may be a bit of a challenge?

Storms responds with a smirk on his face.

Ah, yea, they could be from a wrestling standpoint and maybe after we win this fatal four way they can get a straight up tag match and truly test themselves as a tag team. Although at Homecoming their in for a test, its just their going to fail it. In Detroit Michigan, where Da Gangstas were born, we return to take the US Tag Titles and take SEF back!

Greg arching a brow just asks.

What do you mean take SEF back?

Torres responding now and grinning.

Greg, we are the best thing to happen to SEF when we got here and everytime we show up, Da Gangstas own SEF, in the ring! So were back and soon we will bring the house back to our favor. Xanthus had his fun, he got his shots on us, now we looks in from the outside as the real cowboys from hell make you all realize one thing. And to The Jerks especially, heh, so called jerks, meet us, The Assholes cause when we get done you'll calling us asshole for the brutality we leave!

Torres smacking Greg on his back points to Storms who is already moving into a boot connecting with the interviewer's head sending him flying back into the lockers slumping to the floor. Torres on his feet grabs a can of spray paint from his bag shaking it up. Storms pulling Greg up and rips his shirt off, then shoves him down facing the floor. Torres painting in black da gangstas 4 life, then he drops the can and stands up eyeing Storms who nods. Storms exits the room with Torres following, but turns into the view smacking it down to the floor to static and then fade to black.