Smacking Johnny Lameass Down

[Daddy Mack]

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Date Posted：09/11/2010 8:15 AMCopy HTML Its morning and we find Shady Smack up and at 'em running around a hotel room all ready to go. Holy hell he's an early riser, but then again he's also a late walker, hmm, then again in this business it's a lifestyle ya become accustomed to, so why would anyone pretend its anything big, anything new like that lame ass Johnny?! Who knows, Johnny always has been one to come off lame because he can't be original, he has no inclination to ever even be honest or tell it like it is as he tries to do. Trying to copy Mack and failing miserably, then again so does everyone else, except Shady, but that's because it's a whole different story there and one he's about to run down on perhaps as he leaps on to the bed. Shady's dressed in the usual, his title lay on the table nearby and he cuts a rap. So the little punk poser JC wants to act all cool But too bad he'll never be half as much as me, ya fool Ya don't got a clue as to what I can do or what even goes on Around here or there or anywhere, ya got no game, that ain't no con Just telling it like it is, something you fail to do, cause you just suck And your girl blows, least she did last night, plus she's a cheap fuck Spread her legs for a dolla and made her holla cause like I said before I may come up short when toe to toe, but I drop my pants for the whore And she be begging for more and more cause no bitch can get enough Too many inches for any to handle, ya lame as hell and I call yo bluff You put on an act and think ya know it all, ya think ya ain't shocked But reality is you don't have a clue, ya too weak and remain docked Safe and secure up in the shallows with the kids while real stars like me We swim out deep taking chances and giving our all, making it big in the D And the whole wide fucking world while you a nobody and always will be I'm a bust you down and beat you up, make you scream like yo girl while I be free To kick your ass all over that ring and make ya tap, nah, just whoop yo ass Cause I don't care how I win, but I will because your just not good, ya got no brass So kiss my ass and KISS THIS Shady does a crotch chop, then leaps off the bed and grabs his title raising it up getting close to the camera looking pretty serious now and raps. This be real ill son Ya about be all done Get smacked down and lose While I stand tall and drink booze Piss all over ya and wear the gold While you sit in a corner crying and grow mold Ya can't step to me, ya too short Mack owned ya in the yearly report Now I end you and the misery ya bring So get the fuck up and bring the sting I'll swat ya down and turn ya into a clown Now like ya need much help, ya drown In your own pity, you a busta bitch And tomorrow night I got an itch So bend down and scratch my jock While I carry it and you, then rock Out all night showing you how to really party Wake up the next day just like today all hearty Me and my boy Mack outclass you in every way Ya got no game JC, you suck and can't play I'm a show the world you can't measure up Take ya down and whip ya like a lil pup So suck thez nuts and grow up, then go die Cause no one cares for you, that ain't no lie Shady does more crotch chops now, then straps his title diagonally across his chest, then runs to the bathroom door banging on it and we soon see it open up. Shane Mack steps out in a towel, wet hair, and nothing else saying. Huh, Whitney, you ready baby?! Shady looks up and Mack looks down, the two stare at each other confused and Shady does crotch chops at him, then runs out the main door. Mack laughing steps out looking around and scratches his head, sees the camera and waves it away, smirks, then turns and suddenly pops back kicking the camera down and Da Shows Ova!