SummerSlam {8/25/02}

[Taylor Andrews]

August 25th, 2002

A huge pyro shoots off, then Its Goin' Down by the X-Ecutioners blares through the arena as more pyro shoots off and Summerslam kicks off!

Jr: Hello everybody and welcome to the sef's biggest event of the summer, welcome to summerslam! I am jim ross alongside jerry the king lawler and were ready for a hell of a night!

King: Oh my god are we ever! There's so much action I don't no where to begin!

Jr: Well I do and its with the main event, shawn michaels and daddy mack, iron man match for the world heavyweight title! That will be a classic and a must watch!

King: Yes it will be! And don't forget the womens title match which stephanie mcmahon herself will be in!

Jr: That should interesting! Also we have two unification matches, the light-heavyweight and cruiserweight titles and also the ic and tv titles! Plus a first ever snake pit match here in sef involving a couple relative newcomers, shane viper and zach hardy!

King: That sounds dangerous! Don't forget about Y2J and triple h going at it to see who will face the world champ tommorrow night on raw!

Jr: That should be good! And also we have a huge tlc match for the tag team titles and our first match of the evening for the hardcore title, a juggalo match with eight men involved! Now that could be dangerous!

Juggalo Match
Hardcore Title

All eight men are in the ring already and the cages have been lowered over the ring with them in it! Everyone just looks around the ring and at each other, then mankind and kajiri start off on each other using many different weapons to beat each other with! Hogan goes after the minstor as albert and james start brawling! Jake tries taking mc down, but mc begins hitting him with a kendo stick! Kajiri and mankind end up on the outside of the ring really taking it to one another! James knocks albert down, then climbs the ladder into the second cage! MC puts away jake and climbs up as well stopping james from making it into the third cage! Hogan makes it up to the second cage as well, but is eventually powerbombed back down to the ring by james! MC sets up james for the monoxide slapper, but james just picks him up and throws him across the cage! He sets up a table, pours gasoline on it, lights it up, then picks up mc and gives him the disconnected through the table! James begins climbing up into the third cage, but hesitates a little cause of the two terriers! He makes it up into the cage and manages to hold off both dogs by the throat, although gets a little bite on his leg from one of them! He throws both the dogs down into the second cage where mc is coming to! MC looks at the dogs and climbs up into the third cage, but james is already to the top of that cage and grabs the hardcore title which was hanging above it!

Lillian: Here is your winner and new hardcore champion.....................James Matchett!

Supernova hits as james poses with his title, then climbs down the ourside of the cages and heads to the back!

Jr: That sure looked like a brutal match! That move james gave mc through the table looked quite nice too!

King: Yea, everyone sure fought like hell in that match! Man what chaos there was!

Fatal Four Way Unification Match
Light-Heavyweight Title
Cruiserweight Title

Mikey and joel are in the ring already when Death From Above hits and matt hardy comes out with his light-heavyweight title around his waist and lita by his side! They run down to the ring and slide in posing together! Then Downfall hits and kid lightning comes with his cruiserweight title around his waist! He runs down to the ring, slides and poses on the t/b's! Lita gets out and the match starts with matt taking down joel as kid and mikey trade punches! Kid ends up knocking mikey down and they go to the outside! Joel tries fighting off matt, but can't keep him down! Matt hits joel with the side effect and tries pinning, but kid jumps in and breaks it up! Matt and kid begin brawling with matt knocking kid down! He goes up for a leg drop, but mikey jumps up on the apron and pushes matt off! Mikey then gets on the t/b's, but kid dropkicks him off, then goes up top and hits the electricution on matt and pins him to win the match!

Lillian: Here is your winner and the unified cruiserweight champion.................Kid Lightning!

Downfall hits as kid grabs his new cruiserweight title and holds it up posing for teh fans before heading to the back!

Jr: What a fast paced match that was! Those guys sure know how to fly!

King: Yea they do! Kid just pulled that one out to!

Snake Pit Match
International Title

The camera goes over to beside the stage, where the pit of snakes is at! Death From Above hits as zach hardy walks out to the ring and gets in posing! Voodoo hits and shane viper walks out with his international title around his waist being followed by jj dillion! They get in the ringa nd shane poses with his title, then jj gets out and the match gets started! Zach comes flying at shane, but shane just drop toe holds zach to mat and starts working him over some excellent ground moves! The action spills to the outside where zach gets a chair and finally takes down shane! Shane fights back though and ends up using the chair on zach as they work their way up the ramp on to the stage! Shane ends up locking zach in a half crab making him tap like crazy, then he picks up zach and powerbombs him off the stage into the pit of snakes!

Lillian: here is your winner and still international champion................Shane Viper!

Voodoo hits as jj runs up the ramp and gives shane his title and medics get zach out of the pit and make sure he is alright! Shane just stands there with a sick grin on his face, then he and jj head to the back!

Jr: Damn, what a match that was! Shane sure showed us how good of a mat technician he is, but also showed a sadistic side!

King: Yea he did! I wonder how many times zach was bitten by those snakes?

Triple Threat TLC Match
Tag Team Titles

The ring is surrounded by tables which are set up with ladders and chairs laying on them! Whatever hits as chris benoit and mikey whipwreck make their way out to the ring and get in! Then We Won't Die hits as shaggy 2 dope and violent j come out with kimmy! They run down to the ring and immediately start brawling with benoit and mikey! #1 its as triple x and svd come out and immediately run down to the ring and slide in going after shaggy and j! Triple x begins beating down shaggy as svd trades punches with j! Benoit jumps up and helps svd take out j knocking him to the outside! Once shaggy is down, mikey jumps up and goes after triple x, but svd tackles him and starts punching him! Benoit goes after svd, but triple x grabs him in a waist lock and gives him a german suplex! J slides a couple tables in the ring, then clubs triple x in the back and begins beating on him! Once svd has mikey out of the ring he grabs a chair and nails him with it repeatedly, then gets a ladder and slides it in the ring and gets in himself! SVD picks up the ladder, but shaggy dropkicks it into his face, then sets it up and begins climbing! Benoit climbs up the other side and they both brawl at the top! Then triple x pushes the ladder over sending both men out of the ring and through a couple tables at ringside! J gets up and clotheslines triple x, then grabs a chair and starts jabbing him in the ribs with it! SVD gets up and runs at j and teh two begin trading punches! Triple x staggers up and helps svd put down j, then mikey tries intervening, but svd catches him in a belly to belly suplex sending him out of the ring! Triple x sets up a table as svd grabs j and gives him the simulator through it! Triple x then sets up a ladder and climbs it grabbing the tag titles, gets down and hands one to svd!

Lillian: Here are your winners and still world tag team champions............................Triple X And Stone Van Dam!

#1 hits as triple x and svd hold up their titles, then head to the back!

Jr: That was sure a very action packed hardcore match!

King: It sure was! All of those guys showed they wanted the tag titles!

Unification Match
Television Title
Intercontinental Title

A missile drops and Turn The Tables hits as bubba ray dudley walks out with his tv title around his neck and charity by his side! They get in the ring posing together! Then WHat Were All About hits and david flair walks out with his ic title around his waist being followed by jj dillion! They get in the ring where flair poses with his title on the t/b's, then he gets down and the match starts! Bubba and flair lock up with bubba overpowering flair and backing him into the corner, nailing some chops and punches! He whips flair into the other corner and runs at him, but flair jumps over bubba and dropkicks him into the t/b's! He grabs bubba in a waist lock and gives a german suplex into a pin, but only gets two! Flair jumps on bubba and strats punching him, then picks him up and backs him into a corner nailing with some big chops! Flair brings bubba out and whips into the ropes, nails a clothesline, then goes on the second t/b and hits a moonsault pinning again, but still only gets two! Flair picks up bubba and tries for a powerbomb, but gets back dropped! When flair gets bubba tries for the bubba bomb, but jj distracts the ref as flair nails a low blow, then hits bubba with a big swinging ddt and pins him................1.............2.............3

Lillian: Here is your winner and the unified intercontinental champion.......................David Flair!

What Were All About hits as flair grabs his new title and poses with it, then he and jj head to the back!

Jr: I can't believe he won it like that! Flair was doing good, he didn't have o do that.

King: Hey now, he is a flair and he wanted that title, so he did what he had to do!

Triple Threat Match
Womens World Title

Its On its as torrie wilson walks out on stage posing, then walks down and gets in the ring posing some more! Then "If" hits as stephanie mcmahon walks out on stage with viper right behind her, watching over her! They walk down the ramp and get in the ring posing together with viper draping his arm over stephs shoulder! Then It Just Feels Right hits as lita comes out with her womens title around her waist and matt by her side! They run down to the ring and slide in posing together! Viper and matt both get out of the ring as the match starts! Torrie looks at steph and grins at her which steph grins back, then they both attack lita taking her down and stomping her! Steph steps back a little as torrie continues stomping lita! Steph then dropkicks torrie in the back sending her out of the ring, picks up lita and gives her a suplex, then locks her in a headscissors! After a few minutes torrie gets back in the ring and jumps on steph breaking the hold! She slaps steph a few times and whips her into the ropes looking for a clothesline, but steph ducks and comes back with her own clothesline knocking torrie down! Lita is up and nails steph in the back knocking her down, then picks her up and scoop slams her near the t/b's and goes up for a moonsault! Steph gets up though and backdrops her off the t/b's, goes for a pin, but torrie breaks it up and begins stomping both women! Torrie picks up lita and tries for a ddt, but steph jumps up and grabs torrie by the hair and tosses her around the ring! Lita gets up and grabs steph, whips her into the ropes where matt grabs her foot and trips up steph making her fall! Viper as quick as anyone is on matt in an instant beating him down not even giving matt a chance to run or fight back! He picks up matt on his shoulder and rams his head into the ringpost laying him out! Back in the ring Lita has torrie down and nails her with a moonsault, but before she can pin her, steph grabs lita and hits her with a big ddt and pins her...................1....................2......................3!

Lillian: here is your winner and new womes world champion....................Stephanie McMahon!

"If" hits as steph gets her title and holds it up as viper gets in the ring holding her up in his arms as she poses with her title! Viper then dips her back and gives her a long kiss, then the two of them head to the back!

Jr: Wow, now that was a great match! All three of those women did a great job tonight! I ma really impressed with stephanie too! She has stepped her game a lot!

King: Yea she has! She really is the dominant female now!

#1 Contender For World Heavyweight Title On Raw

The countdown begins, then Break The Walls Down hits as jericho appears on the stage! He struts down the ramp and gets in the ring doing his usual pose! Then The Game hits and triple h walks out looking intense as usual, gets on the apron, does his pose, then gets in and the match starts! They lock up with each other and triple h pushes jericho down! Jericho jumps up and runs at triple h, but gets a high knee from the game! Triple h starts working over jericho with a leg lock, but jericho fights back and ends knocking triple h down with a flying forearm smash! Jericho then begins to take it to triple h, hitting some high spots as well as putting him in some holds! Triple h refuses to stay down and fights back against jericho and almsot has it won with a pedigree, but jericho counters into the walls of jericho! After a few minutes in the hold, triple h struggles and manages to power out! Both men get up and run at each other hitting a double clothesline! After the ref counts to 7, jericho make sit up first and as triple h gets, jericho comes off the ropes, hitting triple h with a bulldog, then jumps off the second rope nailing the lionsault and pins............1................2...............3!

Lillian: here is your winner...................Chris Jericho!

Breakd The Walls Down hits as jericho stands up posing for the fans, then heads to the back!

Jr: That was very good physical match between jericho and the game!

King: Yea it was! But jericho proved why he is the king of the world!

Iron Man Match
World Heavyweight Title

Sexy Boy hits and shawn michaels comes out on stage dancing around with katie as the crowd cheers! They both make their way to the ring and get in posing together! Then Rebel Without A Cause hits as daddy mack walks out with his title around his waist and kid rock following behind him! The crowd cheers them as they walk down the ramp and get in the ring and pose on the t/b's! They get down and kid gets out as does katie as the ref holds up the title! Shawn and mack go nose to nose, staring at each other with cold, but respective looks! Mack holds out his fist to shawn who just looks, then holds out his and they knock them together, then back up and begin circling around! They lock up with each other and struggle for a bit before breaking! They circle some more, then lock up again, struggle some more, then mack just barely overpowers hbk backing him into a corner where they break cleanly! Mack backs up and hbk runs at him, but gets a drop toe hold and mack floats over him, salpping the backof his head and gets up grinning! HBK just looks up kinda pissed, but grins as well, gets up and they lock up yet again! HBK gets mack in a headlock, but gets pushed into the ropes, comes back and shoulder blocks mack down! He then runs the ropes as mack gets up leap frogging him, then mack tries a arm drag, but hbk reverses and locks in an armbar! from there both men go back and forth with a lot of ground based moves! After about 40 minutes into the match, 40 minutes of some great, physical, technical wrestling by both men and some high spots, mack nails hbk with da shows ova and pins him.................1....................2....................3!

Mack immediately tries pinning again, but hbk kicks out! Mack stays on him though, hitting some big moves, like a piledriver, moonsault, and various other stuff! HBK fights back and around the 55 minute mark, he nails mack with sweet chin music and pins him..................1..................2..................3!

Hbk rolls off and lays there for a few seconds as does mack, then they both get up and begin throwing caution to the wind, pulling out any move they can think of, from mat moves to to the highest of the high flying moves! Near the last few seconds of the match, mack rolls up hbk, but gets countered into a rollup himself, but yet counters that into the show strangla, locking it in has tight as he can! HBK refuses to give up and struggles to get out, but soon the time limit eneds and the match is over as the ref calls for the bell and gives his descision to the ring announcer!

Lillian: This match as been declared a draw!

Mack and hbk get to their feet, both with sweat pouring off of them, then hbk grabs the world title, goes over to mack and hands it to him, shaking his hand! Mack then raises hbks hand as well as the title, then from the entrance, 4 men appear, kevin nash, triple h, x-pac, and scott hall!

Jr: What the hell? What is this?

King: I don't know!

They all get in the ring and all 6 men now hold up their hands doing the wolpac sign and doing their handshake! They all hug each other individually, then they all give one big group hug as the fans still stunned a little start to stand up and cheer like crazy for this one night only reunion of the kliq! All the men, then stand next to each other, arms around each other doing the wolfpac sign, posing on every side of the ring! After a good 20 minutes of this, they all leave the ring together, no music plays, just 6 of the best friends in wrestling, the kliq, reuniting for this night only!

Jr: Wow! I'm speechless! Not only from that match, but that moment we all just witnessed! It seemed so surreal!

King: Yea it did! I can't believe the kliq was back together in sef! And how did scott hall get in here anyways?

Jr: Who knows, but I must say,like them or not, no one is closer friends in this business than that group of people!

King: Thats true! I wonder if they will ever be together in sef again?

Jr: I don't know, but that would be a sight to see! Well folks, I'm sure your as shocked as I am and still going nuts over that match! But thats it for tonight, we hope ya enjoyed the show and goodnight!