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{[Maegan's dripping sweat as she is fighting with large tractor tire.  She jogs with it to one end of the lined off area and struggles to turn it as she brings it back to the opposite end.  A tall extremely fit light skinned black man is dressed in shorts and sneakers blows on a whistle.  He reaches down and tosses a bottle of water to her.]}

"Getting soft, Foxy."

{[Maegan shoots him a dirty look]}

Maegan:"Go Screw yourself, Matthews."

{[Shawn throws his head back and laughs]}

Shawn:"Thanks but your home girl has be well taken care of," he checks his watch.  "Time's up, Foxy.  My boys are going to kick off and I've got to get my place on the couch before Crys lets your sister treat your boys to the Harry Potter marathon going on."

{[Maegan stretches and jogs in place.  A pretty girl similar in complexion of Matthews but with bright blue eyes comes out with an iPad.]}

"Aunt Maegan, I thought you'd like to see this."

[{Maegan grabs her own towel and wipes her face before tapping the screen.  She frowns as she watches the promo and then rolls her eyes.}]

Maegan:"Let me shower and then you can tape my response."

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[{Maegan zips her her jacket and pulls her wet hair back into a ponytail.  When the girl raises the ipad she starts talking]}

Maegan:"Betty, are you deaf or just dumb?  Then again maybe you are so self-centered that you assume that everything is about you.  {she snickers} "You know I my mom had this favorite song by this old chick singer.  It was all about 'you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.'  Perhaps we should remind you of your own promo concerning our match shortly after I did my own."

[{Maegan pulls her own ipad out with a custom cover featuring her step-kids Logan and Solana and then turns the screen to pull up a video starring Betty Nan.}}

"A food fight is not exactly my ideal match to compete in, but as Maegan pointed out, it is Thanksgiving, and plus, it is still a fight. Our match is the first one on WAR and we get to set the pace for the night, a night with a hell in a cell for the main event. Rather than worry about having to get food all over our bodies. Rubbing creamy mashed potatoes, yummy cranberry sauce, and some nice juicy white breasts in one another's faces is not my idea of a good match. However, if I have to get a little dirty to get some competition, then Maegan Fox, you better believe I will do just that. I am the X Diva Champion for a reason, because I do what it takes to be champion."

Maegan:"You see, in your very first statement you talk about breasts and then later you mention slinging turkeys and pie at the end of that interview.  I am married to a fine man who has been keeping me happy for a very long time!  So perhaps you think mind games will help you.  You'll see me as being someone who made the right choice early in life and married the one man who makes me feel like the Queen of the World.  So you spoke to Native Americano.  I spoke to Whitney.  There was miscommunication as to when my contract would actually start.  The good news is Dr. Moore gave me an extension on my paper.  I can turn it in Monday with no penalties.  Then again, that might not be in your best interest.  Perhaps you became so pissed at what I had to say about putting aside other commitments because I should have been focusing on SEF since I agreed to sign.  That was my mistake.  Now to clarify your mistake about what I said about the X-Diva division."

[She keys up another video and it plays her response to the interview she did at Fort Hood.  "Every champion is different and from watching archive SEF footage the X-Division championship is a division unlike any other, at least for women.  The closest thing that I can compare it to for the general viewing audience is TNA's X Division with a very unique innovative twist."

Maegan:"I was trying to explain a innovative division to a large group at Fort Hood by comparing it to the closest thing possible because I knew that Madison Rayne being a military wife would be appearing later that day.  Since she is a major star in this business and former TNA Knockouts champion I tended to believe the majority of the people were there to see her not me.  Since I've seemed to gotten under your skin, let me further explain, and if I'm not using small enough words then perhaps you should take a ride to Kentucky and visit Whitney in her office."

{She sighs and turns to pull up a video of an older woman running around with an Italian man and a few other people.}


Maegan:"Make me famous?  Since when did this chicka become The Undertaker? This chick did win a few matches but this guy, {points out the wild eyed blond tattooed guy} This really is Lucas Rodgers and his wife Hayden.  As Mack has apparently said in footage I've watched he called them on claiming a relation to the Hart Family and a little later to the Benoit family.  All this did was bring a hell of a lot of trouble to my family.  My family was somewhat content wrestling in the South, Japan, and England.  After our family was killed we diversified.  Brandon left Recon and transferred to Japan.  I went with him.  It took sometime before any of returned to the ring.  Lucas claimed he was betrayed that when my sister Kristin divorced his dad and then pressed charges for domestic violence.  He swore that he would get revenge.  Apparently the guy he had playing a giant older version of Justin made some comments about how he could kick Whitney's ass so she came looking for him.  Justin was 14 at the time so like any good mother Kristin jumped to his defense.  She and Whitney almost killed each other.  The plus side for Kristin is she was able to clear the air with Whitney that it was all an act of revenge that was perpetuated in order for us to have us chase them down and start an invasion of SEF.  Which knowing Whitney and seeing archived footage of guys like Mack, Viper, and several of the others would have left our family devastated because two of the biggest offensive weapons in our arsenal were still active members of Force Recon.  Barry couldn't have come up here because of his kids and the group home he helps run.  {she snickers} Of course Kristin and Whitney together are wickedly brilliant.  They came up with a plan to feed Lucas to Whitney.  He is now unable to wrestle.  He barely can use one arm, now.  I think he's a janitor at Methodist Hospital because his uncle took pity on him.  As for Lone Wolf, don't worry about that.  As I said in my debut interview that was dual broadcasted on both stations was that my time now is primarily on SEF.  In fact, early this week I vacated my title there.  Now my life is focused on two things my family and SEF.  In some cases you'd be surprised to know how close the two are.  {a knowing wink} It maybe cliche but once a hell cat always a hellcat and no I don't been those posers that were hired to come up here and cause trouble.  To be a hell cat you have to have shed blood and tears together to form a bond of trust that is unshakable because you have given each other 210% in the ring.  So you are a member of the Renegades of Peace.  Right now, I'm just Team Perez.  I have Brandon in my corner.  That's all I need to prove to Whitney that I am the woman to have her back when she proves she's the true Queen in SEF, but to answer your other question?  Who am I hinting at?  I have my eyes set on dethroning Tina Taylor from her pedestal.  See, your title makes you a target and I guess I can thank Kira for that.  Tina will not pay any attention to me other that to make fun of me until I do something drastic.  Defeating you will prove to everyone that I truly am rededicated to this sport that I was born into.  Now as for those imposters they tried to claim a relation to Benoit too.  Just so all of you know,"  {she pulls up a picture}
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"Since I know I'm fighting an uphill battle since my name has been used here, this is my father Christopher.  This morning I was lighting candles for them.  My one last commitment to LWE will be to wrestle in his honor at The Memory Remains ppv in a Survivor Series Style match with my brother, my uncle, and my sister.  I have also decided that to honor my mother who spent a considerable amount of time in Japan wrestling as a masked wrestler by donning her mask through the holiday season.  This way no one can say its about if people think I'm pretty or if they say I look like my mom, or like my sister.  Everytime I step into the ring I will be wrestling as The Goddess."

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