Laying back on a metal box in the hall is Smokey McWeed slowly smoking a blunt as his job is easy as the referee. Work once a week and a few times here and there, but no one really goes for the Hardcore Title much, whoa, wait a second!
Smokey snaps up off the box putting the blunt out and drops it into his pocket of his black slacks. He looks down each way of the hall and runs to the right all the way down to the janitors closet ripping the door open. Smokey yanks out his old mop and runs back the other way searching for someone. Oh yea, he spots him, Michael Moretti with the Hardcore Title on his shoulder brushing it off, laughing, smiling. Smokey running up to him yells.
Smoke this bitch!
He swings the mop and Moretti barely ducks and tries to run, but Smokey tripping him with the mop runs up on him cracking the handle across his back, but suddenly Smokey gets Smoked by Mack who stands up smirking. Mack doing a crotch chop turns and drops down turning Moretti into a cover, but the ref is down. Wait, we have a backup besides Mack and its Viper, but Shady Smack comes up behind Mack with a full bottle of Guinness Extra Stout smashing it over his head. Mack holding his head tries to lick up some Guinness and Shady grabs the mop cracking him over the head, then nails Moretti with it and pins him...
ONE...
TWO...
........Three! Viper hands Shady the Hardcore title and he raises his hand. Shady slings it over his shoulder and takes off down the hall.