A video feed came on and starts to static for a moment before switching to a clear wooden area. The sound of a tank can be heard barreling through the trees, snapping the trees in half along the way. It stopped and a door flew open. A female wearing military gear poked her head out of the top and began to speak.
"Listen up Maggots! The Sarge herself is here and war is upon us. A war against those who dare spit in the name of freedom. A war against all those that mock America. To those who do this, is signing their own death warrant. I am your cure and their the diseased. FALL in line scumbag!"
She sniffed the air and started fake choking as she continued.
"Ohhh what is that smell? (choked again) Smells like puke and ass. (took her finger and blew air out her nostril) Smells like Jade West and her commie group of traitors Sierra Perry and The Wolf."
She pulled out a cigar and began to light it in her mouth, taking a few puffs to get it going. She continued more.
"Don't worry, The Sarge herself, is here to save America from these commie pukes. TENNNN HUTTT!!"
Video feed cuts to complete black.