The real T & A

[Taylor Andrews]

Marijuana Mack, A Native Americano, Norm, NBD, whatever you call yourself you are the SEF Owner and tonight you are a loser because there is no way you are prying the Universal Championship from my hands. You think Simon is gonna want revenge for screwing him out of a win, a win he could not achieve against me? I am out for your blood NBD, you big sack of shit, you put your hands on me, powerbombed ME through that ring and cost me the chance to tap Simon out again.

 

(Taylor Andrews catching he breath from a little rant there as she stands in front of her dressing room door backstage at the Underground Arena listening to the fans just around the corner on the other side of the curtain roaring as they see her on the tron above the stage.)

 

Simon Lee Nash, where are you boy!? The WAR TV Champion is absent as usual after a good showing last week and the week before, you slipping backwards again. You got a Universal Championship opportunity staring you in the face tonight Simon well I may be pulling double duty. But we'll see about that because my focus is you Simon, you and that big asshole NBD who put his hand son me, so I will put my hands on him, I will wrap my legs around him, and I will choke that muthaf***a out. And Simon, I owe you a choke out too just because I didn't get to last week. Triple threat rules and I could get taken out of the match, then one of you boys pins the other and wins my title, naw uh, uh huh, you guys are gonna have me sticking on you like a fly on shit, but honey's sweeter, so maybe I'll just sting your asses!?!

 

(Taylor laughing it up tossing her head side to side teasing her around which hangs free down her shoulders strapped with the halter top of her ring gear. The Universal Championship around her waist and her arms crossed over her chest as he just a grins sarcastically like the number one wrestler in the industry should.)

 

I'll knock your ass out, and I'll knock your ass out, Simon, and NBD, whoever is first or last makes no difference to me, but I will be the last one standing with my title in my hand. No one is taking it from me, not the SEF Owner, not an old friend who coulda been more if he had buckled down and made something more of his career, but fuck it. Simon, you made enough to be remembered, so fuck the past, come up in here right now in the present day and give me a fight, otherwise, I'm making short work of you and NBD who best do the same, or he gets the same you get. I'll waste you both in seconds, and go out to party early because when your number one, you always celebrate every damn night. This is my f'n prime and no one is taking it from me. I'm not even sure the DVF is something I need...well, I know I don't need it, but maybe SEF needs me to redefine the Deadly Vipers...or The Vipers!??

 

(Taylor rolling her bright eyes around to think about that name as she loses her grin and gets a little more serious.)

 

I'll worry about that when or if the time comes to make it happen, the DVF though does not have anything to do with the main event because my disciples will be busy tonight trying to win one set of Tag Team Titles while getting a number contender ship to another set, so they had best do that. I have to be at my best tonight and that is a problem for my opponents because I am always at my best when the odds are against me, although they are against all of us because we all have a third of a chance of winning, statistically speaking. Statistics cannot measure me because I am the standard of professional wrestling above everyone else in this entire industry. And I know, saying it don't make it so...so...so I am going to walk out there in that arena and I am going to show the world why I am and always have, and always will be the real T & A.

 

(Taylor with a tear in her eye from preaching out of her heart slaps the title around her waist before spinning round to step around the corner walking through that curtain leaving the scene in black.)