Friday Night WAR

[BDM]

 
 Date/Time: Friday, March 7th, 2025

SEF Owner: NBD

Venue: WAR Dome in Los Angelos, CA

Theme: Trenches by Pop Evil

Event Staff

Timekeeper - Commentator - Color Commentator - Ring Announcer/Interviewer - Referee - Referee - Referee

Boss Johnson v. Boozer

WAR Tag Team Championship Match
Bongman & Big Farm A v. 313(D-Mack & J X CASH)(c)

Womens WAR TV Championship Hardcore Match
Jade West v. Tonya Walker(c)

WAR TV Championship Match
ANA v. X Phoenix(c)

Main Event
Non Title 6 Star Tag Team Steel Cage Match
Taylor Andrews + Simon Lee Nash + Bunny Summers
v.
The Devil's Playground(Sierra, Cruella, Nikita Perry)

 CARD IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE

 All Promos For This Event Go in the Weekly SEW WAR Event Promos

[BDM]

Trenches by Pop Evil plays over the pa of the WAR Dome in Los Angelos California where we are live.

 

Frank Malone: Welcome to Friday Night WAR!!! Here in LA tonight and its a bit warmer than where we're used to being, but not a complaint from me. Feels good in LA tonight and its hotter than hell inside the WAR Dome with a sold out crowd here to see three title matches and a huge six star tag team match in the main event.

 

Bill McLane: More like a three on two main event since Simon Lee ain't here and no word on why.

 

Frank Malone: No word indeed. We know why J X CASH ain't here and one has to wonder what that means for the WAR Tag Team Championship as Mack is hellbent on keeping them.

 

Bill McLane: He better get ready to kiss those titles goodbye!

 

Frank Malone: He may have to?! Opening the show is newcomer Boss Johnson in his third match now on WAR where he looks to take out Bongman's buddy Boozer.

 

I'm A Bad Man by Michael Jackson plays over the pa and here comes Boss Johnson flexing on his way to the ring and smirking arrogantly. Walk by Foo Fighters plays out Boozer who steps out downing the rest of his forty ounce and tosses the empty off the stage to head to the ring.

 

Boss Johnson v. Boozer

 

Boozer coming out swinging and Boss Johnson easily dodges him to knock him down with a hard right. Boozer bouncing back up to knocked down a couple more times, then BJ drops him with the BAKO and makes the pin.

 

Winner: Boss Johnson

 

I'm A Bad Man by Michael Jackson plays over the pa and Boss arrogantly raising his arms in the air.

 

Frank Malone: That was a quick match and Boozer is going to need another forty ounce or two!?!

 

Bill McLane: He needed some help from his buddies!

 

Frank Malone: Boss Johnson needs a real fight.

 

Binge and Purge by Clutch plays over the pa bringing Bongman and Big Farm A out to check on Boozer who is recovering at ringside still. Bongman handing him a forty ounce while Big Farm A gets a chair to set it up at ringside for Boozer who stays out here. 'Till I Collapse by Eminem plays over the pa and here comes D-Mack in his ring gear carrying both belts that represent the WAR Tag Team Championship and he skips to the ring arrogantly.

 

WAR Tag Team Championship Match

Bongman & Big Farm A v. 313(D-Mack & J X CASH)(c)

 

Mack throwing rights and lefts with Bongman and Big Farm A, then chops both in the chest in corners. Mack all over them both with kicks and Boozer guzzling his forty ounce down when X Phoenix descends from the rafters to the stage, then runs down to the ring as Boozer jumps on the apron bringing the ref over with his back to Phoenix sliding in the ring going toe to toe with Mack. Bongman with a chop block to the back of Mack's knee and Phoenix into Rising Phoenix on Mack. Phoenix then lifts Mack up to hit Cross and rolls out of the ring to back up the ramp. Boozer hops down and Bongman into the pin on Mack with Big Farm A helping him hold Mack down.

 

Winners and NEW WAR Tag Team Champions: Carp River Posse

 

Binge and Purge by Clutch plays over the pa and barely audible as the crowd booing very loud.

 

Frank Malone: Can't hear yourself think right now and I don't blame the crowd, that was a screwjob and a half. F***you Phoenix!

 

Bill McLane: But we just crowned new WAR Tag Team Champions and at least the new champs can travel anywhere!

 

Frank Malone: They couldn't beat Mack two or three on one! Phoenix ain't done with Mack, but may be done being WAR TV Champion cause he needs to focus on ANA who he faces after the Womens WAR TV Championship which is up next and it is hardcore rules.

 

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie plays over the pa and here comes Jade to the ring slapping a few hands along the way. Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves plays out the Womens WAR TV Champion, Tonya Walker. She waves arrogantly at the crowd while flaunting her title, then gets to the ring and pulls out a table sliding it in before she does.

 

Womens WAR TV Championship Hardcore Match

Jade West v. Tonya Walker(c)

 

A lock up starts this match with a side headlock by Tonya who gets shoved to the ropes and meets Jade with a shoulder block, but both women stay on their feet. Jade runs the ropes to come back for a shoulder block and still they both stand their ground. They begin slapping each other and now punching, then Tonya knees Jade in the ribs and whips her across the ring looking for a dropkick. Jade stops short letting Tonya fall to the mat, then runs to the left springing off the ropes into a baseball slide dropkick sending Tonya near the ropes. Tonya grabbing the bottom rope pulling herself out of the ring on her knees with a hand possibly going under the ring. Jade jumping up to stay on Tonya with a kick to the back. Tonya arching back, but pulling a cookie sheet out to slam against the arm of Jade. Tonya getting up to slam it against her arm again, then over her head and against her back a few times. Tonya rolling Jade into the ring and goes back underneath to pull out a trash can and barbed wire ballbat throwing them in the ring. Tonya slides in to grab the barbed wire bat slamming it into the ribs of Jade, then against her head slicing her open with a few trickles. Tonya setting the table up in the middle of the ring and Jade getting up seeing her own blood becomes a bit enraged. She delivers a Jade Kick to Tonya and sets her up for the Jade Bomb. Tonya with a hurricanrana counter into a roll up pin for a two count. Tonya springs up to catch Jade with a superkick, grabs her and delivers a Powerslam through the table, then pins her.

 

Winner: Tonya Walker

 

Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves hits the pa and Tonya gets up to snatch her title and stand tall over a bloody Jade West.

 

Frank Malone: That was hardcore and Tonya proved why she is crazy enough to compete in these matches.

 

Bill McLane: Maybe Jade should have brought her scissors? She is getting soft!

 

Frank Malone: She took a good beating tonight and is walking out of here on her own. Now we find out who walks out as the mens WAR TV Champion!?

 

Hell Yeah by Rev Theory plays over the pa bringing ANA out in his swat gear looking pumped for a fight. Rock You Like A Hurricane by the Scorpions plays over the pa as the lights dim down enough to allow a spotlight to appear on the stage where Jake Voss steps out with his arms out in a crucifix pose. He stomps across the stage and down the ramp as the announcer introduces him.

 

"Making his way to the ring from Albuquerque New Mexico, weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds, Phoenix."

 

He keeps marching down to turn and head up the ring steps to enter the ring and heads right for the turnbuckles pumping his fists in the air.

 

WAR TV Championship Match

ANA v. X Phoenix(c)

 

A lock up starts this match and ANA forcing Phoenix to a corner, but backs up letting him out. Phoenix circling ANA and looks for another lock up, but knees him in the gut and clamps on a side headlock looking for a bulldog, but stops short to squeeze on the pressure. ANA powering him up and into a back suplex bridging for a pin, but only gets a two count. Phoenix rolling out and springing up to his feet to catch ANA with a shining wizard, then heads to the top rope flipping off into a Phoenix Splash. Phoenix rolling up again to spring off the ropes into a regular splash and a pin hooking the leg for a two count. Phoenix pulling ANA up looking for Cross perhaps, but ANA won't let himself get flipped up, so Phoenix instead drops back pulling ANA into a piledriver and a pin for a two count. Phoenix pulling ANA back up again for Cross, but gets a back body drop and ANA running to the ropes to hit Smoked, but Phoenix getting into the ropes as he gets the clutch locked in. ANA braking as the ref counts and rolls away to stagger up. Phoenix getting up into a run for Rising Phoenix, but ANA counts with a release german suplex. ANA getting to his feet and starts pumping himself up when Boozer, Bongman, and Big Farm A hit the ring to pummel ANA with punches. He throws them all off him and the ref lets it go, but Phoenix is on his feet. ANA charging him and Phoenix leapfrogs a spear to counter with Rising Phoenix, then pulls up ANA for Cross, but gets flipped on to his back. Bongman with his WAR Tag Team Title belts he ripped off his waist to bash ANA in the back of his head with it. Big Farm A with his hand now runs into ANA bashing him in the face, then Boozer gets an empty beer bottle smashing that over ANA's head. The ref having enough.

 

Winner: ANA

 

Phoenix pulls ANA up for Cross hitting it on him and grabs his WAR TV Title belt to exit with the Carp River Posse in tow.

 

Frank Malone: Least ANA got the win, but he didn't get a victory.

 

Bill McLane: He can't beat Phoenix anyways!

 

Frank Malone: We'll find out next week cause I got word from the boss, and not Boss Johnson, that we're going to see a rematch next week and we're bringing the steel cage with us because it will be inside a steel cage, ANA versus X Phoenix for the WAR TV Championship! Now its time for our main event and still no Simon Lee Nash.

 

Heaven Knows by The Pretty Reckless plays Taylor Andrews out to the ring and she doesn't break her stride for no odds against her. Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves plays out Bunny Summers who skips out to be by Taylor's side inside the cage. The Devil's Playground now make their entrance walking around the ring to slowly enter one by one.

 

Main Event

Non Title 6 Star Tag Team Steel Cage Match

Taylor Andrews + Simon Lee Nash + Bunny Summers

v.

The Devil's Playground(Sierra, Cruella, Nikita Perry)

 

The Perry Sisters and The Wolf stand together, although they are all Perry sisters technically. Taylor and Bunny stand together and collide for a fight. Bunny taking Sierra down as Taylor tries to chop and punch Nikita and Cruella away from her. She takes down Cruella with a short arm clothesline, but Nikita with a german suplex to Taylor rolling into a second, but Taylor blocking a third to roll through forward into a pin for a two count. Sierra has Bunny in a corner kicking at her, then nails chops to her chest. Taylor with a superkick to Nikita and runs into Cruella for a sto, but gets a knee to the stomach and lifted up for a chokeslam getting dropped to the mat. Sierra with Bunny on the top rope and climbs up to superplex her down, then goes for the pin getting a two count. Cruella with Taylor up in a goozle calls for Sierra to help her, so her sister gets up to goozle Taylor as well and they lift her up for a double chokeslam and both lay on her for the pin. Taylor kicks out at two and Sierra yelling at Cruella blaming her for not covering her enough. Nikita on her feet to get between them reminding them why they're here. Bunny Summers comes in with her own reminder in the form of a dropkick sending Cruella and Nikita down. Sierra quickly drops an elbow, but Bunny moves in time to bounce up and off the ropes into a shoulder tackle knocking Sierra back down. Cruella and Nikita on their feet and Bunny runs at them looking for another dropkick, but they step apart and catch Bunny to throw her facefirst into the cage. Taylor on her feet to go for Cruella and Nikita, but Sierra diving into her with a spear. Sierra pulling Taylor up whipping her to Cruella who delivers a boot to Taylor's face. Nikita hitting the Wolf's Spear and pins Taylor, but Bunny breaks it up. Cruella getting met with punches from Bunny, but Sierra runs over with a clothesline taking Bunny down. Cruella yanking Bunny up into a chokeslam, then Nikita grabs her to deliver a Wolf Bomb and Sierra with a frog splash from the top of the cage on Bunny and the pin ends it.

 

Winners: The Devil's Playground

 

A rowdy crowd as the sisters stand tall for the end of WAR. Trenches by Pop Evil plays through the WAR Dome in LA.