Can't Do It

[Daddy Mack]

(So it seems the Underground Arena is home to Friday night WAR again and Mack is bellied up to his bar with a double shot of whiskey in his right hand. A backwards black ballcap holding his long blonde hair down and a sarcastic smirk on his smooth face as he is dressed in his ring gear ready for action.)

 

D-Mack

Simon Lee Nash, buddy ol' pal, we did it, we earned the WAR Tag Team Championship by beating the two men we have to beat tonight in our first defense. The Crap River Posse shouldn't have gotten their hands on the titles to begin with, but I don't know what Jake Voss was thinking, or if he even was!? He is out of the picture, retired, and perhaps for good, I don't know!? We only have to worry about Bongman and Big Farm A, and their third wheel Boozer who has his own title match to worry about. Worrying though, heh.

 

(Mack sipping his whiskey and stares at the WAR Tag Team Championship belt laying on the bar in front of him.)

 

D-Mack

The least of our worries are the Carp River Posse, but no matter who we have to face, we show up and do it, in Detroit Michigan. Its gonna take a whole lot to get me out of this city after Wrestle X got pushed back and barely happened!!

 

(Mack tossing his whiskey back emptying the glass and sets it down calling for a refill.)

 

D-Mack

I'll hopefully see ya out there with me Simon. I know you got responsibilities as the Universal Champ to represent us around the world, but making an appearance here in SEF goes a long way too.

 

(Mack gets his refil and picks up the glass taking a sip.)