Sticking To The Show (WAR)

[Daddy Mack]

So Shane Mack struts on out to a rousing ovation from the fans packed into the Cow Palace and just grins saying.

Let's get things started right!

And then The Showsteala proceeds to dance down the aisle luring women to try leap at him and flash their tits, shit, cover the kiddos eyes! Or let him got o bed happy! Mack hopping to the ring apron steps on in circling around, then drops to a muscle pose and pops up in a crotch chop. He points arrogantly to his Ultimate Rebel shirt, then slaps his leg looking for Da Shows Ova. He just snorts a grin and grabs a microphone lifting it up to shout.

WHAAAASSSSSSS UUUPPPPP ALL YA ALL MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!

The crowd popping huge for Mack who just leans back in a corner kicking back a bit.

So here I am once again and still no sign of spic and spineless! Now we got Joe, or Josh, right?

Mack scratching his head, then shrugs like he don't give a fuck with that grin saying it as well.

Whatever, look kid, ya ready to step up to Shane Mack and join the major leagues, well then ok, you want violence, you got it. After how easily I dispatched Pedro last week, I am sure I'll have enough to give you what you want. As if I wouldn't anyways since I am Shane Mack and your not! Plus I got Haz on my side, or CWS, whatever, guess the new name is truer to his nature?! Regardless, the drunken fuggernaught can fuck some people up when he wants to and he seems to want to. Josh has his hands full cause Pedro musta got caught by INS or whatever that group is that catches immigrants. Fuck man, I'm so out of the loop of what goes on in the world. I catch blurs every now then of some ditzy broads and cops raiding what seems like everyone and go back to doing what i do best, wrestle! Tonight boys and girls, Da Show is ON!

The crowd getting loud for Mack who steps out of the corner smirking confidently and ready to go now.

So where ya all at? Anyone left in the building or ya all just sucking your nuts, if ya got a pair?

Mack throwing his arms out dropping the mic and waiting with his arms now crossed over his chest. A cocky grin across his chiseled face of experience.