WAR 148 {12/18/13}

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11:59:59 PM on December 18th, 2013
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WAR General Manager
Kira Darland
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Venue
United Center in Chicago, Illinois

Theme Music


Match 1: Tag Team
SEW Tag Team Championship
The Mack & Brady Henderson v. Sexy Sensual Sweeties(c)
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Match 2: Battle Royal
X Diva Title Shot @ The Apocalypse PPV
Kimberly Pain v. Danika v. Kasey Winterborn v. Maegan Fox
Referee: Nykky Dee & Shady Smack

Match 3: Fatal 4 Way Elimination
SEX World Title Shot @ The Apocalypse PPV
Tristan Darland v. Steve Weigel v. Johnny Camaro v. Phoenix Winterborn
Referee: Bill McLane

Main Event: Hardcore Hotel
Host: The Mack
Guests: Viper, Whitney Marret, & Kristin Fox

Main Event Match: Chicago Street Fight
DO or DIE for Jordan Cut; If He Loses, Viper Fires Him
SEW Light Heavyweight Championship
Simon Lee Nash(c) v. Jordan Cut
Referee: Doug Melvin

Card Is Subject To Change

[NBD]

Match 1: Tag Team
SEW Tag Team Championship
The Mack & Brady Henderson v. Sexy Sensual Sweeties(c)
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Mack looking to start off against Julie and he just smirks at The Queen who shrugs and moves in puckering her lips for a kiss. The Mack nodding no and backs up tagging Brady, then steps out to the apron. Brady comes in and Julie tags out letting Tina in to engage a lock up with her opponent. Brady with the power, but gets caught in a side headlock, then a hammerlock and before he can get free, Tina forces him down to his stomach floating around into a front facelock. Tina lifting Brady up to deliver knees to his head, then looks for a ddt, but gets lifted and launched across the match. The Golden Gal landing on her feet and ducks a clothesline, then catches Brady with a jumping calf kick. Tina grabbing his legs to kick Brady in the stomach, then looks for a sharpshooter. Brady scooting backwards and kicks Tina away, then rolls into a tag. Mack leaping to the top rope and springs off with a clothesline taking down Tina. The Mack rolling up to stomp across Tina's forehead, then spins around all cocky flashing a wide grin at Julie. The Queen rolling her eyes with an amused smile and Mack turning to meet Tina with a kick to the head and yanks her up for a suplex. Tina slipping around to drop behind Mack on her feet and hits him with elbows to the back of his skull. Tina delivering a Russian leg sweep, then heads to the top rope for a 450 splash. Mack bringing his knees up to Tina's midsection and rolls over to tag in Brady. Tina on her feet and Mack whipping her to the ropes, motions to Brady and they both meet the Golden Gal with a double shoulderblock. Brady heading to the top rope delivering a flying elbow drop to Tina, then stalks her as the Golden Gal gets up. Julie stepping down to the floor as Tina looks that way and the Golden Gal heading that way, but gets dropped with the Vampire Black Out and pinned,

ONE

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TWO

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kickout! Brady on his knees shocked with hands on his head pushing his hair back in frustration. He gets up tagging in Mack who comes in off the top rope planting X to the heart of the Golden Gal, then jumps up all arrogant pointing to his partner with a sarcastic smile.

That's how ya do it boy!

Mack stomping to Tina's head, then pulls her up to deliver a reverse atomic drop and whips her to the ropes. Tina rebounding to duck a superkick and Mack flying into a roundhouse kick, but the Golden Gal ducking that. Mack rolling up and gets hit with an sto from Tina who tries to lock in the T & A. Tina struggling to get the hold locked in and Mack scrambling into the ropes to force his opponent off. Tina rolling on four and gets to her feet as Mack gets up rushing out. Tina rushing in for a clothesline and Mack hitting her as well sending both to the mat. Mack rolling towards his corner and Brady reaches out while Tina's partner remains on the floor crossing her arms over her chest now. Tina crawling that way looking up at nobody, then turns back to see Brady tag in and fly in with an elbow drop to the back of the Golden Gal's back. Brady leaps up to drop another, and another, and another before spinning around to leap up and drop a fifth elbow to Tina's back. He gets up to stalk Tina when Mack tags himself in, then climbs to the top rope. Tina on her feet and turning gets taken down with a moonsault from Mack who rolls up Tina for a pin, no, he pulls her up into a tombstone piledriver planting the Golden Gal on her head. She drops to her back on the mat and Mack heading up to the top rope again to roll off in a senton bomb, then pulls up Tina hitting her with the Mack Attack and pins her to win the match for his team.

Winners: The Mack & Brady Henderson

Tina rolling out and Julie helping her stand, looks to help to the back, but gets pushed away. The Golden Gal furiously scorned at her partner who shrugs smugly with a smile, then walks off to the back strutting sexually up the ramp. Tina following after Julie as Mack watches them go with a brow of confusing, but turns back to celebrate with Brady as the two men are awarded their new WAR Tag Team Titles.

Match 2: Battle Royal
X Diva Title Shot @ The Apocalypse PPV
Kimberly Pain v. Danika v. Kasey Winterborn v. Maegan Fox
Referee: Nykky Dee & Shady Smack

Kimmy, Kasey, and Danika were all busy giving The Mack a celebratory sex orgy, a very wild and sexy four way of their own with all three riding The Mack every which way. There may even be some toys involved and a different species of animal, besides Shady Smack!?!?!?!?!? Then again, that's rumors cause fact is, neither broad showed up to wrestle, so Maegan Fox stands in the ring looking like she in her own world anyways. She takes notice when the ref awards her the win due to a count out.

Winner: Maegan Fox

Backstage in a hallway with a few doors we see one open and out walks a donkey with Shady Smack laying across its back, hands and feet tied together and he's naked. Inside the door which is unmarked we find Kasey Winterborn, Kimberly Pain, and Danika naked and sprawled out on a leather sofa. Kasey on her back with Kimmy on top of her, has head her laying between the Winterborn's legs. Danika lays face down on Kimmy's backside with her head laying down between her legs over Kasey's face who is looking whooped and sleepy as are the other girls. The Mack appears from the shower stall in the room whipping a towel into the camera. The towel is pulled off, but all we see is Mack's foot and Da Shows Ova.

Match 3: Fatal 4 Way Elimination
SEX World Title Shot @ The Apocalypse PPV
Tristan Darland v. Steve Weigel v. Johnny Camaro v. Phoenix Winterborn
Referee: Bill McLane

Tristan eliminates Johnny with Taking Care Of Business in the first three seconds of the match, then tackles Phoenix and Steve in a corner crushing Weigel's lower back with a spear. The Darland lifting Steve out in a back suplex, then gets up to catch Phoenix with a spinning spinebuster. Tristan with Taking Care of Business to Steve and pins him to eliminate the second person in this four way elimination match. The Darland pulling Phoenix up for Georgia Bound, but the American Tradition slipping down behind Tristan. Phoenix shoving him away and meets Tristan with the Reign of Fire taking it to the Darland. The American Tradition coming off the ropes for a clothesline, but Tristan ducks and goes for Taking Care of Business. Phoenix slipping free and around to counter with the FireStorm and pins Tristan to win this match.

Winner: Phoenix Winterborn

Main Event: Hardcore Hotel
Host: The Mack
Guests: Viper, Whitney Marret, & Kristin Fox

"Lowlife" by Kid Rock is playing over the pa as The Mack struts on down the aisle without a care in the fucking world cause why should he!?! Mack almost laughing at the fans, all of them stretching out to touch him, but just smirks wide and bright full of arrogance and sarcasm. The Mack hopping to the ring apron and stepping into a spin like no one else can, then drops to a muscle pose, pops up in a crotch chop like he ain't even trying. A look of wild crazy behind them baby blues showing no sign of a home except being in one town after the next. Mack almost falling on his bed laying sexually across the red satin making girls spill their tits out at ringside and the little boys in attendance just a staring with big eyes and smiles. The Hardcore Hotel sign blinks on the ropes while the vacancy light glows over Mack who glows just a tad of sarcasm while holding his microphone in a loose grip.

Alright, fuck it, let's just get down to business cause tonight we got three so called power players who deal in the corporate world ready to check into the Hardcore Hotel. This Kristin Fox is interested in working here on the business side it seems, but is promoting herself as some sort of big player in the ring despite never actually backing it up. Either shut up honey or step up into this ring and go one on one with the best wrestler in this entire world and if you doubt I am, prove me wrong sweetheart. I been telling people that since back in eighty nine in the old abandoned warehouses of Detroit Michigan stealing show after show in middle of the ring we built ourselves. Now, if its business ya want, then come out here and stop fronting something you can't back up and then Viper may make his presence. And hey, hey, hey, I welcome Whitney Marret, I adore that woman and will lick her boots for one more round right here in the Hardcore Hotel, tonight. If ya wanna make yer way out and chaperone Kristy so the little girl feels safer, fine, but we all know Viper got a kick coming and tonight he will feel it. But business first and settled scores and four years later you'll see it coming meaning ya ain't ever gonna see The Mack coming.

Mack all cocky and laid back just lets the mic lower in his loose grip while waiting patiently for his fine guests to arrive, and that evil bastard who wanted this to happen on the Hardcore Hotel. "(Rock) Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays over the pa and the crowd pops for Whitney Marret who struts out with confidence as the boss of it all in SEF. A very nice business suit with Louisville Kentucky colors and a top letting some of her large breasts show out the top. The SEF CEO strutting to the ring a bit sexually, but slaps a few fans hands on her way to head up the ring steps. Mack strolling over to sit on the middle rope and raise the top rung. Whitney bending over with her ass inches from Mack's crotch. The Mack staring at the fine booty with a lustful fuck grin while Whitney heads over to the bed. The CEO sitting down on the edge and unbuttoning her jacket to show how well her top is filled out by them fine, firm breasts and Mack just sliding across the bed next to her offering a microphone to his boss. Whitney taking it and turning to look him without much strain just smiles.

Thank you and yes, I am happy without The Mack even though I may have to change my panties when I get to the back because like every girl in here and Kristin as well, we all get girlish over you.

Mack motioning like, "what me?" and just laughs asking with sarcasm.

When did you start wearing panties?!?!

Whitney blushing a little, but keeps her composure.

Ok, ok, enough of the sexual games and on to business as you said when you came out here to start the show. By the way, nice match earlier and congrats on winning the Tag Titles, but I guess you already got congratulated by what we saw backstage!? Anyways, here I am, waiting on Viper to make his offer and I too will make sure that British Bastard doesn't pull any triggers on my show. Then again, I am sure The Mack will get to kicking first, but even he can use a distraction!!! Now Kristin Fox, its time to come on down and have a seat with your friend and like it or not, the biggest star we got, shut up Mack.

A pop from the crowd and Mack with a cheesy grin at Whitney. "Indestructible" by Disturbed plays over the pa and out comes the new blonde in a black vest hugging her breasts while baring her mid drift. Kristin wearing tight hip hugging pin stripe pants with combat heels and the businesswoman heads to the ring climbing up the steps. She gets in nodding to Whitney and Mack, then walks over to embrace Whitney for a hug. The CEO standing up to offer it back and hands her the microphone, then motions her to get to business. Kristin looking confident, but perhaps a little nervous though she smiles wide with that pretty face.

Ok, so first things first, slow your roll Mack. I'm not-

Mack cutting her off by sliding off the bed with an arm around the Fox taking her mic to say.

Sweetcheeks, you've said enough without saying a word for I see right through your little front and so does Viper, so loosen up a little.

Mack smacking her ass and Kristin turning to slap him, but gets blocked and pulled into a kiss. The Mack leaning her back and Kristin soon wraps her arms around his neck and gets lifted up. Mack slamming her to the bed still kissing her as Kristin clings to him, but he backs up some looking at her half cocked out of his mind seeing how bad she wants it, but trying to act like she doesn't. Mack pulling her up only to shove her back down and backs off doing a crotch chop. Kristin getting to her feet scorned and Mack popping back over with Da Shows Ova sending her back on the bed and down for a count or two. Whitney shocked as is the crowd who seem to eat it up actually and the CEO yelling at Mack who dances around arrogantly.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Mack just dipping her back saying with a grin.

Somebody gotta make things interesting and she sure wasn't doing a damn bit a good for business.

The Mack laying a kiss on his boss and twirls up and over to the ropes where Whitney shakes her head as she makes her exit. Mack strolling over to pull out Kristin's phone, then plays with it to get the camera working, lays back with his head between the Fox's legs, and snaps a pic. The Mack up and around to lean over the bed as Kristin flutters her eyes.

No hard feelings, but then, many do have 'em for this crazy cat, so whatever darling, when ya get it right, maybe you'll get a shot The Mack, so see ya when come around.

Mack heading out of the ring walking around it and taking pictures of the fans, some of the chicks at ringside, even the announcers. He walks on around and up the aisle skipping along carefree, then turns on the stage and tosses the phone of Kristin's out into the crowd. The Mack turning and shrugging as he skips to the back like a man who owns every show he's on.

Main Event Match: Chicago Street Fight
DO or DIE for Jordan Cut; If He Loses, Viper Fires Him
SEW Light Heavyweight Championship
Simon Lee Nash(c) v. Jordan Cut
Referee: Doug Melvin

Jordan brings a kitchen sink to the ring which is littered with Singapore canes, road signs, cookie sheets, and even a table leaning in a corner. Simon with a trash can in hand as Jordan tosses the sink in the ring, then pulls out a ladder to slide in. Jordan sliding in and Simon rushing over with the trash can slamming it over the cool cutter's back. Jordan dropping to his knees, but brings a forearm up to Simon's nuts, then jumps up to catch him with The Cutter on top of the ladder. Simon rolling off holding his jaw as Jordan rolls off the other side holding his shoulder, but gets up quicker. The cool cutter picking up a Singapore cane to wail on Simon with lighting up the champ with red marks across his back. Jordan choking him with the cane and yanks him up into a white Russian leg sweep. The cool cutter backing up into a corner arrogantly measuring his opponent, then runs out as Simon gets up. Simon able to catch Jordan with a flapjack and scrambles over him for a full nelson. Jordan trying to crawl away, but Simon latching it on and sits back in a camel clutch almost, but Jordan fighting it still and pushes himself up to his feet. Simon keeping the full nelson on, but Jordan driving backwards to smash Simon into the table denting it a little. Jordan running away, but whips around to rush Simon who rushes out first. Jordan ducking a clothesline and Simon whips around to get caught in a powerslam right through the table. Jordan pulling Simon up for the Rock Bottom, but gets an elbow to his head and caught in a waistlock. The cool cutter with elbows to Simon's head loosening the grip and then he nails The Cutter, this time making the pin to win the match and title.

Winner: Jordan Cut



Dark Main Event Match: Triple Threat
The Mack v. A Native Americano v. Jordan Cut
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Winner: The Mack via Pinfall over A Native Americano @ 27 Minutes 49 Seconds