Sarrcade {5/25/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

May 25th, 2003

A huge pyro shoots down from the rafters, then is followed by many more smaller ones and Rest In Pieces by Saliva starts playing as Starrade kicks off live from the sold out Charlotte Coliseum In Charlotte, North Carolina! The camera pans all around, catching all the fans that are screaming and cheering for the start of the show! The view then cuts over to ringside at the commentator's table where Kid Rock, Eminem, and Daddy Mack are sitting!

Kid: Yo Charlotte, what's up tonight? Ya all ready to kick it and get rowdy for Starcade?

Em: Man, it sure as hell fucking sounds like it!

Mack: Damn right it does boys! We got a good show for ya all too!

Kid: Uh huh, first up is Mack's woman going against Emily for the Women's Title!

Em: Should be good! Also, we got a couple loser leaves town matches with some low carders in them! What's with that Mack?

Mack: Getting sick of these chumps mooching off SEF and by the way, Whitney is gonna kick some ass tonight!

Kid: I am sure she will, being your woman and all! But hey, we got several more matches that are looking good, like that US Title match between Spike and James plus that Tag Title match between The Dudleyz and The New Diamonds!

Em: Oh yea, both them matches looking good! Let's see if all The Dudleyz can keep their gold!

Mack: I think they can, but this James guy may take Spike to the limit, he is good!

Kid: True, also though, Chae, Kayleia, and Cassie fight it out to see who gets to fight the Women's Champ at the next ppv!

Em: That one seems good too! There is also that match between Velzian and Bryan Kanyon to see who fights the New World Champ at the next ppv too!

Kid: Speaking of which, who is this mystery guy Mack and why did he attack HBK?

Em: Yes Mack, what's the deal man?

Mack: Guys look, I brought in an ol' boy who can bring SEF back up, but I had no idea he would do that to Shawn! I wish he hadn't, but I can't punish him for it since I know what he did it, cause he wants the title! So now, let's get on with it!

SEF Women's World Championship

Whitney and Emily both make their way to the ring and stare one another down before locking up! Whitney overpowers Emily and shoves her to the corner, then slaps her across the face and whips her to the opposite corner! Whitney runs at her, but Emily kicks her in the head, then clotheslines her! She then picks up Whitney and hits a ddt before getting on the second t/b and trying a leg drop! As she comes off, Whitney rolls away, jumps up and lunges on Emily, nailing her with wild punches and slaps! She then picks up Emily and looks for a piledriver, but gets backdropped and is soon whipped into the ropes! Emily nails a spinning kick on Whitney and pins, 1........2.........kickout! Whitney shoves Emily away and they both jump up! Emily tries for a slap, but Whitney blocks it and fires back with a slap of her own, followed by some elbows and a standing dropkick taking Emily down! Whitney looks to go up top, but Jamie grabs her leg and stops her from hitting her move! Daddy Mack jumps up from the table and runs at Jamie, hitting a flying forearm smash on him and stays on him, laying in with right hands, unrelentlessly! Emily gets up and Whitney flies off with a missile dropkick to her! Whitney gets back up and grabs Emily from the side, locking in a crossface, then slams her back in a side russian leg sweep and locks in a unorthodoxed sleeper! Emily soon begins to fade and the ref raises her arm, which drops three times!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by knockout and new Women's Champion................Whitney Marret!

Soldier by Eminem hits as Whitney gets her title and raises it in the air proudly, posing for every one of her fans! After beating Jamie, Mack jumps in and holds her up before she leaves and he sits back down!

Kid: Man, that was a great match! Them two sure busted their asses!

Em: Yea, but Whitney went that extra mile and got what she wanted, the Women's Title!

Mack: That's my girl, well fuck, my wife! She did it and did it on her own like I knew she could!

Triple Threat Match
#1 Contender To SEF Women's World Championship At Next PPV

Chae makes her way out to the ring and soon after Kayleia comes out, then Cassie makes her way out! Kayleia immediately charges Cassie who kicks Kayleia in the head, then clotheslines her! Chae grabs Cassie by the hair and looks to toss her to the corner, but gets kicked in the stomach and ddted! Kayleia gets up, but is met with a dropkick from Cassie who jumps on her and unleashes with some elbows to the head! Kayleia rolls her over and starts pounding on Cassie before they both get up and look to lock up, but Chae clubs Cassie in the back, then looks to clothesline Kayleia, but instead gets floored with a right hand and dropped with a suplex! Kayleia picks up Chae and tosses her over the top rope, then goes back to Cassie and whips her into the ropes looking for a swinging neckbreaker! Cassie however reverses into her own swinging neckbreaker, then gives Kayleia a body slam near the corner! She goes up top and Kanyon looks to stop her when Velzian runs over and the two start brawling! Cassie ends up hitting a moonsault on Kayleia and pins, 1..........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall................Cassie Michaels!

Cassie's music starts playing as she celebrates her victory!

Kid: Damn, nice match between them honeys!

Em: Yea, that one could have gone either way!

Mack: It sure could have! Cassie and Kayleia are both very good athletes!

SEF World Tag Team Championship

Matt and Bubba start off together with Bubba knocking Matt into the corner and laying in some of his famous punches before whipping to the opposite corner and charging only to receiver a kick to the face! Matt then takes over and hits a ddt on Bubba before tagging out to Jackal who comes in and with amazing strength lifts Bubba up in a press slam and drops him throat first across the top rope! He then starts pounding on Bubba with right hands, but Bubba fights back and manages to tag in D-Von! D-Von flies in and takes down Jackal with a clothesline, then knocks Matt off the apron! He goes back to Jackal, but gets nailed with a kick to the gut and powerbombed! Bubba runs in and pounds on Jackal, but is forced to his corner when D-Von nails a big reverse ddt on Jackal and pins, 1..........2..........3!

J-Lo: Here are your winners by pinfall and still Tag Team Champions................The Dudley Boyz!

Bombshell hits as The Dudleyz celebrate with their titles! Matt ends up running in, but gets a 3D for his troubles and The Dudleyz keep celebrating!

Kid: Nice tag action there! Matt and Jackal gave a fight, but The Dudleyz proved too much for them!

Em: They sure did! What a bunch of crazy asses those Dudleyz are, but man they are good!

Mack: Fuck yea and their in SEF as our Tag Champs, ooh yea!

Loser Leaves Town Match

Trisha takes it Sophy, pounding on her with slaps and punches before hitting her with a bulldog and pinning, 1..........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall................Trisha Jones!

Kid: Damn, that was fucking quick!

Em: Yea it was! Sophy shoulda trained more!

Mack: Guess she didn't care about staying in SEF!

SEF United States Championship

James and Spike both make their way out to the ring and stare down one another! James looks to throw the first punch, but Spike blocks it and lets a few of his fly before whipping James into the ropes only to get reversed! James looks for a clothesline, but Spike ducks and comes back with a flying forearm smash which James sidesteps and Spike nails the ref! Spike gets up trying to revive the ref when James clubs him in the back of the head, then throws him outside and gets a chair! He then starts laying into Spike with the chair and eventually busts him open! James drops the chair and picks up Spike, rams his back into the ringpost, then rolls him in the ring! James slides in and by now the ref is up, still a lil groggy though! James immediately covers Spike, 1.......2........kickout! James jumps and argues with the ref, but Spike kneels up and low blows James, then rolls him up, 1.........2.......kickout! James jumps up and kicks Spike in the head, recovers a lil and picks up Spike hitting a suplex on him before going up top and hitting a cross body block! James stay on Spike, but Spike rolls through and pins, 1.........2.........kickout! James jumps up looking enraged and charges at Spike who drop toe holds James into the bottom rope, then jumps on his back, driving him into the rope, choking him! Spike then runs off the ropes and dropkicks James before picking him up and looking for the dudley dog! James stops Spike and counters a with a backdrop, then picks up Spike and tries for the death valley driver! Spike struggles to get down, but James ends up hitting the move on Spike, landing him near the ropes! He pins, 1.........2........kickout when Spike's leg is on the ropes! James looks pissed and brings Spike's leg back in and pins again, 1...........2.........kickout! James looks even more pissed and starts pounding away on Spike before picking him up and trying for another death valley driver! Spike ends up flipping over on to his feet and kicks James in the gut, then grabs his head and runs up the t/b's giving him the dudley dog! Spike then pins, 1.........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and still US Champion................Spike Dudley!

Bombshell hits as Spike is given his title, but is too worn out to stand up! James ends up recovering and looks pissed, grabs Spike and gives him a death valley driver before locking in the high tide! After letting go and leaving, Spike is helped backstage!

Kid: A very good match by both men, but what a statement afterwards by James!

Em: Yea, Spike may have showed why you never underestimate the underdog, but James laid out Spike after the match!

Mack: Hey, what can I say, Spike is still the champ, but James came fucking close, very fucking close!

Losers Leave Town
Triple Threat Match

Chris starts with a huge spear on Shannon, then pins him, 1.........2........3!

Mike makes his way to the ring, but is forced back since Chris already won the match!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall................Chris Cyrien!

Kid: Holy shit! Chris ended that one early!

Em: No shit man, he fucking killed Shannon in like five seconds!

Mack: Nice one, Chris did good!

#1 Contender To SEF World Heavyweight Championship At Next PPV

Andrew Velzian soon makes his way out to the ring and not much after, Bryan Kanyon comes out as well, both of them accompanied by their girlfriends! Once in the ring, they both just stare each other down very intensely, neither man looking to strike first, but both ready to fight! Kanyon then starts grinning a lil, causing Velzian to become enraged and nail Kanyon with a right hand! Kanyon responds with his own right and the two trade punches back and forth till Kanyon overpowers Velzian and backs him into a corner, still laying into him with rights! He then whips Velzian across the ring and charges him, but gets kicked in the head and clotheslined by Velzian! Velzian then jumps on Kanyon and chokes him some before picking him up and suplexing! He then lays one of Kanyon's legs on the ropes and starts going to work on it, trying to take it out for good it seems! Kanyon fights back, but can't keep Velzian off his leg and looks to start limping some! Velzian hits a kneebreaker on Kanyon, then looks for a figure four, but Kanyon kicks him to the corner, then rolls him up, 1.......2.......kickout! They both get up and Velzian tries for a ddt, but Kanyon counters with a northern lights suplex, pinning, 1........2.......kickout! Kanyon is up first and kicks Velzian in the ribs, shakes out his hurt leg, then picks up Velzian and gives him a body slam before going up top and hitting a flying clothesline! Kanyon then picks up Velzian and hits the disillusion on him and pins, 1.........2........kickout! Kanyon looks in shock, but starts punching at Velzian before whipping him into the ropes! He looks for a clothesline, but Velzian kicks him in the gut and looks for the flatliner! Kanyon however backdrops Velzian and jumps down, locking in the crippler crossface on him! Velzian screams in pain and struggles for the ropes, but really has no choice and taps out!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by submission................Bryan Kanyon!

Superstar hits and Kanyon gets up, his hand raised in victory and he celebrates with Kayleia!

Kid: Sweet god damn that was a great match!

Em: Uh huh, was it ever! Them boys did great tonight!

Mack: Yea they did! They both proved how bad they want the title!

No Disqualifications
Fatal Four Way Elimination
SEF World Heavyweight Championship
The Winner Will Become The New World Champion

Strife makes his way to the ring, then out comes Jamie who has Shane McMahon and Emily with him! HBK fails to come out due to what happened on Superstars, then a big Whoooo is heard followed by Also Sprach Zarathustra over the pa and out comes Ric Flair dressed in a casual suit! He makes his way to the ring and takes a mic announcing that mystery opponent is Viper! Just then, the lights go out and Superman by Eminem begins playing! A blue light falls over the arena and Viper walks out dressed in his usual ring gear, an intense look on his face and makes his way to the ring! Jamie looking unimpressed, runs at Viper before the bell and looks for a hurracanrana, but Viper just catches him and delivers a huge powerbomb to Jamie! Shane jumps on the apron and Viper just clocks him with a right hand, then picks up Jamie and gives him the unforgiven and pins, 1...........2..........3!

Strife just leans back while Viper destroys Jamie, then dropkicks Viper in the back and starts pounding away on him! He whips Viper into the ropes, but gets reversed and met with a clothesline! Viper then picks up Strife and hits sinful on him and pins, 1..........2.........3!

While he is pinning, Shawn Michaels runs out limping and slides in the ring with a chair, cracking Viper in the head, then starts punching him! He picks up Viper and hits him with a piledriver, then goes up top and hits a flying elbow drop and pins, 1.........2........kickout! Diesel comes running out and picks up Viper for a jackknife powerbomb, but gets backdropped! Shawn looks for a clothesline, but gets kicked in the gut and hit with the unforgiven! Viper then picks up Diesel and throws him to the outside, takes the chair Shawn had and bashes him with it, then pins, 1..........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and new World Champion..................Viper!

Superman hits again and Ric Flair climbs in the ring with the World Title and raises Viper's hand in the air who takes the title and climbs the t/b's posing with the gold!

Kid: Whooee, damn that was a nice match, mostly Viper all the way, but a good match!

Em: I know man, he dominated that match and as good as he is, he made it look good!

Mack: Hey boys, I may not condone what he did to Shawn, but I know now I made the right choice to bring him back! But hey, the show is now over, so adios folks and see ya all later, peace!