WAR 8 {2/26/07}

[Daddy Mack]

February 26th, 2007

The night after a history making pay per view and were back in the Cobo Arena up in Detroit, "Start A War" blasts over the pa and the packed crowd pumps up to a high volume as usual cheering while the cameras roam all over the place.


Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night WAR! We had a huge night last night at Total Anarchy, the Heavyweight Title was forfeited and put on the line in the rumble which we had two winners, so no champion and Viper decided to attack Black Bob before any announcement was made leaving the option of restarting the rumble out of the picture.


Sean Martin: Cause Viper is the real winner, he deserves it, not some lowlife punk like Black Bob!


Nick Miller: Like it or not they both won, but because of it we have no Heavyweight Champ. That issue was said to be dealt with tonight, so we'll fint out answers hopefully. Tonights card features Nick Torres in action in a loser leaves town match against Ray Cena. We also have a pretty big main event match, a street fight between Black Bob and Mesa.


Sean Martin: Time for Mesa to show Bob who the better fighter is. Mesa is more hardcore, been through more shit, plus he's never been pinned.


Nick Miller: Mesa is kinda still undefeated, he is hardcore as well, but as for more shit, I can't say as I don't know either mans life. Also tonight we-


Nick is cut off by the sound of "The Unforgiven" coming over the pa, the crowd boos and out walks Triple V dressed in full leather, his face showing he is angry. Whitney Marret walks with him dressed in in a leather skirt and jacket, her Women's Title over her shoulder. The duo head down the ramp and soon enter the ring, Whitney raises her title up and Viper just gets a mic and gets right to the point.


VVV: Alright, enough of the wait, Frankie, get the fuck out here with my World Heavyweight Championship and hand it over cause last night I was screwed and I wan-


Viper is cut off by the sound of "Black Bob" over the pa, then we see Black Bob step on stage, head bandaged and the crowd cheering. He wears his ring pants, no shirt, and a bandana as usual. Bob looks mad as well, stares at Viper and just heads down the ramp, rolls in the ring and steps up in Viper's face. The two look intense, their stares showing the hatred brewing.


VVV: What the hell do y-


Bob snatches the mic from Viper.


Bob: Shut up!


A loud cheer from the crowd.


Bob: Your title, you were screwed, go to hell Viper. I came into SEF with tons of respect for you, for all who came before me, but what you did last night lost you a lot of respect from me. I was out here busting my ass just like you fighting for the same belt as you and we both hit the floor. Frankie was gonna restart the rumble, but you had to jump me like a bitch. Well Viper, I'm in yo face now, care to jump me or do ya want me to turn my back again?


Viper looks pissed, Bob does as well.


Bob: Now as for the title, its a messed up situation, but I admit we both deserve it, so we need to settle this in this ring to see who is the World Champ!


The crowd cheers at the sound of this and Viper talks some trash now, motions he's ready and Bob just drops the mic motioning he is too when "I Don't Know" hits the pa and out walks Fate in the usual black suit and black sunglasses. the crowd boos him and Fate just walks to the ring no nonsense like always, goes up the steps and gets in the ring, backs up both men and picks up the mic.


Fate: Viper....Bob....you both won last night, you made history, so it would only be right that you do settle this in a match. However, I am more inclined to agree that Viper should have won it. He is the superior athlete, he did last nearly an hour in the ring, Bob here was in there like what, five, ten minutes at the most?


The crowd is booing heavy now, Viper smiles and Bob just looks real mad and mutters, "What the fuck?"


Fate: I believe the World Heavyweight Champion is standing in this ring right now and needs not prove he deserves it anymore, so everyone rise up and take notice of your new SEF Champion........


But before he finishes, fate is cut off when "Mouth for War" by Pantera hits the pa, the crowd confused, but then Frank E Dangerously comes walking out dressed as usual, ya all know by now. He carries a mic and swaggers to the ring, rolls in and stands up stepping next to Bob.


FED: Hold on a second Fate, you my friend have no authority to be making any desicion like this, so like Bob told Viper........SHUT UP!


The crowd pops for Frankie, Viper is pissed and Fate just stares at him.


FED: I have authority over this situation because as of now I am the man running SEF, I am officially the Commissioner and you are no longer the Owner.


The crowd hushes in confusion as Viper and Whitney, Bob as well are confused, Fate still shows no emotion.


FED: You never owned SEF from the start, you never were the full owner, only co owner with the original owner. A couple years ago SEF had financial troubles and you struck a deal with the owner, got half the company in return for your help with finances. I know it all, I was told earlier today about it all by the now hundred percent owner of SEF. A clause Fate, you were not allowed to wrestle in SEF, but you did last night and for a shot at the SEF strap no less, so per the clause, your out, but hey, ya can stay in SEF and wrestle, your choice. As for the owner, he'll make his presence known at Wrestle X when he personally hands the SEF World Heavyweight Championship to either Black Bob or Triple V because theses two men will fight at Wrestle X to determine who is the champ!


The crowd cheers loud for this news, all of it, especially the match for Wrestle X. Viper kinda smiles, but is still a lil pissed, Bob smirks knowing he gets to headline the biggest show of all. Fate just walks ou tof the ring and leaves up the ramp, Viper and Whitney go to leave, but Frankie stops them.


FED: Oh Viper, your in action tonight, right now in this very ring and you face Flamez!


Frankie tosses the mic down and heads out of the ring now, Bob leaves too and Viper looks pissed.


Sean Martin: What, that isn't fair, Viper isn't even dressed to compete!


Nick Miller: Well he has no choice, but how about the announcement by Frankie, Fate loses his half of SEF due to clause saying he couldn't wrestle. That match for Wrestle X is gonna be huge, but I wonder who the owner is?


Sean Martin: Who cares, Viper is gonna destroy Bob come Wrestle X!


Nick Miller: It'll be a hell of a fight, Viper's experience and Bob's will to fight. Flamez and Viper are next though, so stay tuned everyone.





We come back from break to find Flamez in the ring, Viper stands across from him without his jacket, he sports a white muscle shirt with his leather pants and boots. Whitney holds his jacket and her title on the outside. Flamez motions for a lock up, Viper looking to go for it, but instead ducks behind Flamez and kicks at the back of his leg, then punches him in the back and pushes him some. He dives forward clipping the back of his leg now, then gets up and hits the ropes coming back with a kick to Flamez face. Jordan comes running down the ramp with a sledgehammer as Whitney gets up on the apron getting the refs attention. Jordan slides the sledge in the ring and Viper picks it up, waits for Flamez to stand and buries it into his skull lay him out. Viper tosses the sledge out and Whitney hops to the floor.


Nick Miller: Damn it, that wasn't right.


Sean Martin: Oh shut up!


Viper pulls Flamez hooking his arms and hits the Unforgiven and pins, 1...............2...............3!


Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Triple V!


"The Unforgiven" hits and in comes Whitney and Jordan standing either side of Viper, the trio raising their hands in the air.


Sean Martin: He did it, Viper put down the big man Flamez with the one move no one gets up from, the Unforgiven!


Nick Miller: Well true it is a impactful move, the sledgehammer shot helped as well. Up next though we have a triple threat match, but first, a few words from our Hardcore Champ, Xanthus!


We go to the back now where Xanthus is standing staring at the camera, a large bandage on his forehead and some smaller ones on his face, his title around his waist and a cigarette in his mouth, X brings a beer up, removes the cig and slams the beer, crushes the can to his head, then takes a drag off the cig and flicks it away. He exhales the smoke and raises up his singapore cane wrapped in barbed wire laying it on his shoulder.


Xanthus: I was told to give my thoughts on last night, so fuck it. Corez, you and your newly improved version and suck my cock asshole! Neo, ya wanna try and cost me, son, yo ass don't know what you got to deal with, X to the A ain't been broke and I never will be. Wrestle X is our future, the three of us could steal the show. Fuck that, I'm a just kill ya both and that's my thoughts, so fuck ya all, fuck off!


X slams the cane against the camera knocking it sideways, but not falling. We pan back and X is gone, so we cut back to the ring.


Nick Miller: ok, well he's still pissed, nothing new, time for our triple threat.


"Annialation" hits we see Pung head out to the ring grabbing at his wrists and walking down the ramp muttering in Japanese.


Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Tokyo Japan, he weighs 195 pounds, Pung Loa!


Pung climbs up on the apron and up the turnbuckles, then jumps into the ring and throws some kicks into the air stretching his legs. "X Gonna Give It To Ya" hits and Wanksta comes out acting all "gangsta" like, dances around like he's some badass and sneers at the fans.


Brittany Fox: Making his way out now, from Beverly Hills California, he weighs 220 pounds, Westside Wanksta!


He then rolls into the ring and jumps up on the ropes crossing his arms. Wanksta hops down and gets caught with a kick to his midsection by Pung who then whips Wanksta across the ring and charges him with a spear sinking him into the corner more. We hear guitar chords start to play over the speakers. Eight seconds in, pyro explodes on the stage as "Born With Nothing, Die With Everything" begins to play. Matt Matlock steps out onto the stage as the crowd boos.


Brittany Fox: "Hailing from New Waterford, Nova Scotia, Canada and weighing 235 lbs...he is "The Cornered Animal" Matt Matlock!


Matlock walks down the ramp slowly, and extends his arms out to his side. He spins around in a circle slowly, then suddenly sprints down and slides in the ring, leaps up and gets caught with a hard kick to the head from Pung who runs to the ropes leaping off the middle and hits a moonsault on Matt pinning him, 1............2........Wanksta elbows Pung in his back.


Nick Miller: Near fall by Pung, but Wanksta breaks it up.


Wanksta rips up Pung running him into a corner, but Pung quickly runs up them and whips around grabbing Wanksta by his head spinning around in a tornado ddt. He gets up and Matlock charges over flooring him with a hard clothesline. Matt lifts up Pung and sends him to a corner, then pulls up Wanksta backing him into a corner, punches him, then turns charging at Pung who springs up and gets his legs over Matt, pulls him against the ropes and grabs his legs under the bottom wop locking him in the Spider Trap.


Sean Martin: Hey, that's illegal, Pung has him in the ropes.


Nick Miller: He actually has a five count to break.


Wanksta comes charging over dropkick Matt and the force sends Pung falling to the floor on his head. Wanksta whips Matt to the ropes and knocks him down with a Wanksta Kick, then he climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a Thug Drop and floats over into a pin, 1................2................3!


Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Westside Wanksta!


"X Gonna Give It To Ya" hits the pa and Wanksta rolls from the ring running up the ramp as Pung gets in the ring holding his head. He stares down Wanksta who turns and grins.


Sean Martin: Yea, Wanksta pulled it out, I kne when was better than Pung.


Nick Miller: He did get the win, so he had a better night, but he pinned Matt, not Pung. Up next we got that loser leaves town match with the Intercontinental Title on the line, but first we hae to go to commercial.





Back from break and we find Ray Cena alread yin the ring slapping his chest and looking at the entrance. "Regular People" hits the pa and we see Nick come walking out on stage and head down the ramp. He kinda eases his way down in a cool fashion, does some hand gestures and crotch chops, motions his hands sliding as he walks and just grins the whole time.


Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Seattle Washington, he weighs 280 pounds and is the SEF Intercontinental Champion, Nick Torres!


He casually walk up the steps, then gets into the ring and Ray charges him. Torres ducks a clothesline and each man flies off the ropes at each other, Torres ducks another clothesline and turns charging behind Ray clotheslining him over the top rope Torres flicks his toothpick out at Ray, then rips off his IC Title tossing it to a corner. Ray slides in the ring, but gets kicked in the head and ripped up sideways and given The Westside, Torres sits up and smirks.


Nick Miller: This one got off to a quick start, Torres dominating so far.


Torres is on his feet and brings his arms across each other, then spreads them out signaling for you know what, the crowd cheering. Torres pulls up Ray and flips him up and over, gives a cocky smirk, then drops Ray with the Westsiders Edge, scoots over next to him and puts a finger on his chest, 1.............2.............3!


Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall and still the SEF Intercontinental Champion, Nick Torres!


"Regular People" hits the pa as Torres stands up, is handed his title and has his hand raised. Jakob King sneaks down along the ramp and slides in the ring being sneaky, then lunges behind Torres chop blocking his left knee.


Nick Miller: Torres with the win and Ray out of SEF, but Jake with the sneak attack.


Sean Martin: He's just gonna give us a preview of Wrestle X.


Jake is clobbering Torres in his back, then rips him up ramming his shoulder into the ringpost. Jake slides out of the ring and grabs Torres left leg bringing him down and slides his leg out of the ring, then slams it against the ringpost. Jake grabs a chair and swings it slamming it against Torres left leg right up against the post. He drops the chair and grabs both legs, wraps him up with one of his legs, then leaps up hooking a leg and drops down with a figure four on Torres around the ringpost, Torres screaming in pain, the crowd booing in disgust.


Nick Miller: Good god, this is uncalled for, get some security down here.


Sean Martin: Jake is just showing who the better man is.


Nick Miller: Better at sneak attacks maybe!


We finally see some security come down and they pull Jake off Torres and drag him up the ramp, the ref checking on Torres who gets his title and hobbles up the ramp.


Nick Miller: More added to the rivalry between these two, but I wonder what condition Torres knee is in?


Sean Martin: Who knows, maybe he'll be joining his partner soon!


Nick Miller: Let's hope not. Next up though is a tag match, two actual tag teams, the brothers Harry and Eddie Boombastic face the Tag Champs and undefeated Destruction in a non title match. Interesting enough, Destruction debuted by beating down the Boombastics, will they get payback tonight or witll Thrash and Slash continue their dominance?


"Pedal To The Medal" hits and both Harry and Eddie come out on stage with their hands raised.


Brittany Fox: Making their way to the ring from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, they weigh in together at 430 pounds, Harry and Eddie, the Boombastic Brothers!


They head down the ramp and slide in the ring at the same time, then go to opposite corners and raise their hands in the air again. "Iron Man" hits and Destruction make their way to the ring, dressed in leather gear that includes chaps, vests, and their masks. Frank E Dangerously follows them in his suit and trenchcoat holding his cellphone and wearing his Detroit ballcap.


Brittany Fox: Making their way to the ring now, they weigh in together at 635 pounds and are accompanied by Frank E Dangerously, they are the SEF Tag Team Champions, Thrash and Slash......Destruction!


Frankie heads up the steels steps as Thrash and Slash slide in under the bottom rope and stands up just looking like the monsters they are and standing dominantly tall. Frankie rips theirs masks off revealing their faces painted in war type paint looking all cool, but crazy. Frankie gets out of the ring as Thrash gets in his corner.


Nick Miller: The Boombastics are former three time Tag Champs by the way, they are no slouches, but Destruction is incredible as a tag team.


Sean Martin: Harry and Eddie are brothers and crafty veterans of SEF.


Harry starts for his team and cautiously moves in to Slash, they circle somewhat and Harry finally goes for a lock up, but quickly slips around behind Slash in a waistlock, tries for a german, but Slash is too big and strong. Harry leaps up on to Slash's back wrapping his arms around his head for a sleeper, but Slash just backs into a corner. Harry holds on, so Slash backs up again, then one more time and Harry slumps into the corner. Slash steps to the middle of the ring and turns charging into the corner. Harry leaps up and over Slash landing on his feet, then Slash turns and Harry tries for a superkick. Slash ducks and lifts Harry in a press, walks to the ropes dropping him throat first on them, Harry staggers around and Slash nearly decapitates him with a thunderous clothesline.


Nick Miller: What impact, god he's powerful!


Slash tags out now and in comes Thrash running over and dropping a leg on Harry. He rips up Harry sending him to the ropes, Harry ducks a clothesline and runs to the ropes coming back with a cross body, but is caught and lifted up for a powerslam. Thrash runs, but Harry slips off his shoulder and staggers back to his corner. Eddie tags himself in and leaps to the top rope, then flies off at Thrash with a clothesline, but gets caught in a bearhug instead. Thrash whips Eddie violently side to side, then turns hard and slams him down to the mat in what appears to be just a hard ass spinebuster.


Nick Miller: Man these guys are powerful, Thrash just shook a grown man like a rag doll.


Sean Martin: Damn, maybe the experience of the Boombastics mean shit against raw power, but hey, the match isn't over.


Thrash has Eddie up and sends him to the ropes, looks for a big boot, but Eddie ducks under and runs off the opposite ropes coming back with a running front dropkick knocking Thrash backwards. He falls against the ropes, but Harry has the top rope pulled down and Thrash flips out to the floor landing on his feet. He grabs Harry's leg ripping him down to the floor banging his head off the apron. Harry stumbles back and Thrash clotheslines him hard over the guard rail dumping him to the floor at the fans feet. Eddie comes flying out of the ring with a dropkick to Thrash's back slumping him over the guard rail. He gets up and pounds on Thrash's back, then rolls him in the ring and climbs up to the top rope. Thrash is getting up and Eddie leaps off with a missile dropkick, but Thrash sidesteps him and swats his legs away, then steps over making a tag. Slash comes in the ring now and rips up Eddie whipping him to the ropes, catches him and nails a powerslam. Harry is getting up and climbs up on the apron, but Slash charges over booting him in the face sending him to the floor. Slash turns and Eddie is up, looks for a dropkick, but Slash catches his legs and catapults him into the ropes. He gets up and catches Eddie in a full nelson, then lifts him up and slams him down hard. Slash walks over making the tag. Thrash comes in as Slash gets on the second turnbuckle. Thrash pulls Eddie up on his knee in a backbreaker as Slash flies off with an elbow and they deliver Total Destruction, then Thrash pins, 1.....................2........................3!


Brittany Fox: Here are your winners by pinfall, Thrash and Slash.........Destruction!


"Iron Man" hits the pa as Thrash and Slash stand tall, Frankie is in the ring raising their arms now and the crowd cheers.


Nick Miller: Destruction lived up to their name once again, they destroyed the Boombastics!


Sean Martin: Yea, those guys are powerhouse animals, though Harry and Eddie hung in there and even had Destruction fighting hard to win.


Nick Miller: They did, they tried, but Destruction is almost too powerful! Next match up is our main event, a street fight between two fighters from the street, kind of fitting for this match stip I guess, but no matter that, it outta be a great match and its coming up right after this break.





The lights go completely out and then we hear the words......


"The Suicidal, Homicidal, Arabian Knight Has Arrived"


We then hear "Bad Religion" hit the pa and and play for a few minutes, then the lights pop back on to find Mesa sitting the corner of a ring with his hands in a prayer motion as he looks up to the heavans yelling "ALA".


Brittany Fox: In the ring now, from Los Angelos California, he weighs 220 pounds, the homicidal suicidal arabian knight.......Mesa!


Mesa gets up after he is announced and stretches his arms, gets ready to fight. "Black Bob" comes over the pa we see the lights flash a bit and some spotlights roam around a bit. Bob then makes his way out and does nothing real special, sorta pumps himself up, high fives fans on his way to the ring, and just walks on down the aisle.


Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from the streets of Detroit Michigan, he weighs 205 pounds, the Original Gangsta......Black Bob!


Once in the ring he grabs the top rope on any side and raises his fist in the air, then spins around quickly and makes motions of slapping up his opponent, flashes some thug symbols, and talks trash. Mesa rushes him with punches backing Bob into a corner, then whips him to the opposite corner, follows up for a clothesline, but Bob leaps and and flips over Mesa, then dropkicks him in the back. Bob grabs Mesa from behind and drags him out for a reverse ddt, but Mesa blocks and twists around lifting Bob off his feet and tosses him facefirst to the mat. Mesa slides out of the ring and kneels down looking under the ring. He pulls out a couple trash cans, both full of weapons, plus a table and a ladder.


Nick Miller: Fast start to this match, Mesa in control it seems and going for weapons now.


Sean Martin: Mesa has more experience, he came up the hard road wrestling, Bob was just some punk into drugs, his ass is finished!


Mesa has the weapons in the ring, grabs a couple chairs tossing them in and looks to slide in, but Bob comes at him with a baseball slide. Mesa moves and grabs his legs pulling Bob on to the floor, then stomps at him. He grabs a monitor off the commentator table and drops down bashing it over Bob's head busting him open easy due to the bandage covering his cut from last night. Mesa pulls Bob up and slams him into the steel steps, then rolls him in the ring. He slides in now and lifts up Bob, grabs a singapore cane from a trash can and delivers the Mesa Slam, a russian leg sweep with the cane. Mesa now lights up Bob with shots to his back before tossing the cane away and setting the table up near a corner. Mesa empties a trash can getting a roll of barbed wire out of it.


Nick Miller: Uh oh, Mesa and barbed wire are deadly!


Sean Martin: Exactly, Bob is done!


Mesa wraps the barbed wire around Bob's throat and, then wraps it around his right arm and rolls him on to the table. He grabs a chair and slams it on to his arm and head, then lays it on him. Mesa sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring and grabs the other chair climbing to the top. He stands up, raises the chair and points to the heavens, then leaps off with the Arabian Aerial Assault, but Bob rolls off at the last second and Mesa crashes through the table with no one home, the crowd chants holy shit.


Nick Miller: OH MY GOD!


Sean Martin: No, damn it!


Mesa just lays staring up at the rafters, Bob pulls himself up on the ropes and staggers into a corner. He tries recovering, Mesa starts get up now and once he stands Bob rushes over spearing him down. He pulls up Mesa in a powerbomb position, hooks his arms and lifts him up for a powerbomb hitting his Back Alley Bomb, then he pins, 1.............2.........kickout!


Sean Martin: Yes, told ya Mesa is tougher!


Nick Miller: I don't know about tougher, but he is damn tough to take all that punishment and kick out, Bob has taken his hsare so far though.


Bob pulls up Mesa and rams his head against the ladder, then gets up on one side pushing up the ladder some. Bob goes to the other side climbing up and reaches around pulling Mesa's hair getting him up the ladder. Once at the top Bob tries hooking Mesa up for something and swinging him off the ladder, but Mesa punches at him and pulls them up higher looking to hook Bob up for a supperplex. Bob punches Mesa in the gut, then its clear we see Bob go for a swinging neckbreaker and nails it off the ladder, also called Bob's St. Clair Suicide!


Nick Miller: My god, these men are throwing it all out to win!


Sean Martin: That's what your supposed to do, its why Mesa is undefeated!


Bob goes for the pin, 1..............2........kickout! He rips up Mesa and lifts up and over nailing a vertebreaker, then grabs a trash can smashing it over Mesa several times and tosses it aside. Bob grabs a chair laying it over Mesa's head, then leaps up and stomps on the chair smashing it into his face. He pulls the ladder down folding it up and lays it in the middle of the ring, then rolls Mesa on it and grabs a chair slamming it over his body and lays it on Mesa. Bob climbs up to the top now and raises a fist in the air, but suddenly Jordan Brooks comes from the crowd and is on the apron, clubs Bob in the back as we see Triple V slide in the ring and roll Mesa off the ladder. Jordan lifts up Bob and tosses him gut first on the ladder.


Nick Miller: Goddamn it, what the hell is this all about?


Jordan steps in the ring now as Viper pulls Bob up and nails the Unforgiven on him. Mesa gets to his feet as Viper and Jordan back up and Viper motions he's all yours. Mesa stares them down unsure of their actions, his mentality being a loner, but he trakes to the top rope now and lands the Arabian Aerial Assault on Bob, then lunges forward for the pin, 1..................2.................3!


Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Mesa!


"Bad Religion" hits the pa as Mesa gets to his feet keeping an eye on Viper and Jordan, then just backs out of the ring and heads up the ramp keeping an eye on them still not trusting them. Viper just bends down looking at Bob and slaps him in the face, points to him and yells, "You'll never beat me, bitch!" Viper then stands up as "Start A War" plays over the pa signaling the end of our show.


Nick Miller: A disrespectful act by Viper. He better be careful as Bob isn't some pushover, Viper could be in trouble.


Sean Martin: Oh come on, Bob is nothing compared to Viper, he's a lowlife punk who is gonna get his ass handed to him come Wrestle X.


Nick Miller: I highly doubt that, Bob knows what its like to fight for your dream, remember that. Viper isn't somone easy to beat though, it'll be a hell of a match between the two. For tonight though the show is done, we'll see everyone next week, till then take care all.


The music continues playing as the ring is cleared, Bob hobbling up the ramp bleeding as the crowd cheers him on and cleary behind him a hundred precent. Our cameras roam all over the arena before the show finally fades to black, then the logo flashes................