WAR 55 {3/9/09}

[Daddy Mack]

March 9th, 2009

Back again for another WAR and tonight SEF hosts its flagship show in Flair country, the Charlotte Coliseum in Charlotte North Carolina. Pyro shoots off the stage and then "War Zone" by Rob Zombie jams over the pa pumping up this sold out crowd into a frenzy like SEF does every week.

Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night WAR! Now as you all probably read, my partner Greg Boone was fired but we have a replacement. Here with me is a longtime wrestler who was on MSN for quite some time, had a brief run in SEF a couple years ago, Suicide Hank! Welcome to the team Hank!

Suicide Hank: Thanks Nicky, about time some credibility was brought to the broadcast table.

Nick Miller: Ha ha, alright, well tonight we got a huge tag team match, as if last weeks wasn't good enough yet again Da Gangstas battle Impact X and tonight its for the contendership to the Tag Titles.

Suicide Hank: Should be a good match, I tell ya from experience, Viper, he's a badass sumbitch and I'd love to step in the ring with him again. Mack I know is legendary here, love to face him.

Nick Miller: Tonight we see two new stars debuting, hoping to prove they can hang in SEF. Phoenix Winterborn takes on Joe Dumar and these two have no kind words for each other.

Suicide Hank: Yea well, Joe needs to keep his trap shut and just do his job, not like that waste a space is gonna make it anywhere near the top.

Nick Miller: Ya never know who'll make it, Joe has the passion, this new kid claims he's great, but so does everyone who enters a new company these days.

Suicide Hank: Maybe he is great, how do you know what he did in his past?

Nick Miller: Never claimed to, I watch to learn about people and when debuting who must prove yourself. Just like the son of Bubba Ray Dudley has to tonight against Chase Jackson who did not prove much last week losing his debut match.

Suicide Hank: And to that Sandman rip off Haz at that, Chase must suck balls!

Nick Miller: Haz is no rip off, he's a huge fan of Sandman's, lot of people make the mistake.

Suicide Hank: I made no mistake, Haz sucks! If he wants to be a fan he can sit his ass on the other side of the rail.

Nick Miller: Whatever man. Nick Roland and Chris Crest lock up again in a rematch from last week, Crest can't be ahppy with the way he lost being that Roland did cheat.

Suicide Hank: If ya win who cares how, so fuck Crest! Besides that main event I'm looking forward to this hardcore match, Xanthus is fucking crazy.

Nick Miller: That he is and Orton is a man backed into a corner with all the beatdowns he's taken, this one is real personal.

Suicide Hank: That'll make it a real kick ass match!

Nick Miller: We got a tag match with four women, one of who debuts tonight, Taylor Johnson and she teams with Midnight to take on Midnight's sister Liz Hyde and her partner, the MCW Champ Whitney Marret.

Suicide Hank: Whitney's one tough chick man, trend setter for all women, gotta say I'm for her team.

Nick Miller: I'd probably pick them too considering IX though Midnight seems ok and seems to have a mental edge on her sister which could help influence the outcome.

Suicide Hank: It could affect it I guess, but Whitney don't fall for that darkness scam, so we'll see out well it works.

Nick Miller: I guess we will, now lets get on with the show.



Before the show gets underway we hear "Politics" by Korn and the crowd starts booing as Richard Martin makes his way out to the ring with his girl Staci Sparx on his left arm. He holds a microphone in his right hand and has a cocky swagger to him. The couple stops on the stage and after letting the fans get out some boos Ric raises up the mic with a smug smirk on his face.

Richard Martin: Alright now, listen up! Staci here, she has been promoted, so she no longer has to sit out there by the ring surrounded by all you...you...peasants!

Major boos from the fans now.

Richard Martin: She is no my consultant, personal consultant!

Ric winks at her and Staci giggles as the crowd boos.

Richard Martin: As for a ring announcer, I found someone who wanted to work for SEF and they felt the job was good for them, so here he is, your new ring announcer.

"Cocky" by Kid Rock hits and the crowd is shocked thinking its Mack and cheers, but no, its the midget from MCW, Sapporo who runs out with a can of Sapporo in hand and a joint in his mouth, er, a rolled "cigarette"! He runs around Ric and Staci and they just look disgusted, the crowd is cheering loud. Sap runs down the ramp slapping their hands, runs around the ring and gets up on the commentators table slamming down his beer. He hops down and takes his seat by the timekeeper and smokes his jo..."rolled cigarette"! Ric and Staci are in the back and the crowd is still cheering.

Nick Miller: Well holy hell, Sap is back and he's joining us out here at ringside, nice to see ya!

Sap comes over high fiving Nick.

Suicide Hank: Ok, so we got a midget doing the announcing now, well I guess, midgets in wrestling date back years, so why not.

Nick Miller: That they do and Sap is cool as hell!



Time for the opening match of the night and we hear "Never Enough" by Eminem hits the pa now and the crowd boos as Nick makes his way out pumping his fists in the air.

Sapporo: The following is match is scheduled for one fall. Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston Massachuessetts, weighing in at 210 pounds.........Nick Roland!

Nick heads down the ramp with cocky steps and gets to the ring hopping up on the apron. He tosses his short off and steps inside pumping his arms in the air. We hear "Numb" by Linkin Park and a few seconds later we see Chris come walking out with a serious expression, no playing, just walks down the ramp.

Sapporo: And now making his way to the ring, hailing from the Northwest Territories of Canada, weighing in at 233 pounds, he is The Shooter..........Chris Crest!

Chris heads up the steps and into the ring rushing Nick into a corner with forearms to his face, then whips him to the opposite corner and charges him with a clothesline. Crest follows up with a bulldog, keeps him in a side headlock and wrenches it on good.

Nick Miller: Crest not wasting anytime, probably fired up after last weeks match Nick won by cheating.

Suicide Hank: Like I said, ya win how ya can, Crest just needs to work harder.

Crest has the headlock clamped on and Nick struggles to get free, fights up on his knees and hammers Crest in the gut. Crest rips him up to his feet and whips him around against the ropes, then nails a hard knife edge chop to his chest. he whips Nick across the ring and looks for a spear, but Nick gets a knee up to his head staggering Crest backwards. Nick rushes him dropping Crest with a clothesline, then kicks at him and drops a knee to his head. He sits up Crest and looks for a sleeper, but Crest keeps out of it and quickly moves around behind Nick grabbing him in a waistlock. He rips Nick up and nails a release german suplex.

Nick Miller: Damn, this action is nonstop and Crest is like a machine.

Suicide Hank: Yea he is, good wrestler.

Crest is on Nick righta way nailing forearms to his face, then hops up and drops down with a leg drop across his throat. Crest pulls Nick up into a corner and nails a couple hard chops top his chest, then gets on the middle turnbuckle and executes a monkey flip on him. The crowd is into the mat cheering on Crest who runs behind Nick sitting up and kicks him in the back, keeps going to the ropes and bounces off with a kick to his face. Crest lifts up Nick and hits a snap suplex on him, floats around and rolls Nick to his stomach. He sits on his back and hits crossfaces to the side of his head, then hops up and drops his weight down to Nick's back. He pulls him up a little locking in a camel clutch and Nick fights it trying to bite Crest's fingers and pull them apart. Crest lets him go and kicks him in the ribs, then rips up Nick whipping him to the ropes. Nick grabs a hold and pulls himself out to the floor, staggers and circles around, then runs for the ramp and darts up it to the back.

Nick Miller: Where the hell is he going?

The crowd is booing and the ref holds Crest back while making a count. Crest is livid at this and kicks at the ropes. The ref gets up there and Nick doesn't come back and he finally reaches ten, then calls for the bell and Crest rolls from the ring heading over for his title.


Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match........Chris Crest!

"Numb" by Linkin Park begins to play and the crowd has a mixed reaction due to the ending. Crest snatches his title and the mic and raises it to his mouth cutting his music.

Chris Crest: Nick Roland....you screwed me last week and no you ran this week, but listen to me...

He pauses to catch his breath.

Chris Crest: I will get you in that ring and finish this and finish you!

He tosses the mic down and heads around the ring high fiving fans as "Numb" plays again and he heads up the ramp.

Nick Miller: What a rip off that was, Nick was getting schooled, so he booked it to the back.

Suicide Hank: That was pretty cowardly, but hey, maybe he just wasn't in the right frame tonight, who knows.

Nick Miller: It don't matter, he shouldn't have done that.




"Spirt " hits out come Taylor Johnson and she makes her way to the ring as she slaps some fans a high-5 and then makes her way to the ring.

Sapporo: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Making her way to the ring first from Tor Canada, weighing in at 122 pounds..........Taylor Johnson.

Taylor comes out and gets in the ring and she puts her finger up and smiles at her fans as she gets ready for war. The lights dim, the crowd boos as "Not Meant for Me" by Wayne Static plays. Pyros go off as Midnight comes out on the stage. She slightly smirks as she rubs her hands together.

Sapporo: And her partner, making her way to the ring from Little Rock Arkansas, weighing in at 250 pounds.........Midnight!

She then throws her arms up in the air and then front flip down to the ring. She then stops, turns around and slides into the ring. She then spins around and is in a crouch position. She then looks up and then stands ready to go. Now we hear "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine and the crowd mostly cheers, but some boos are heard for the entrance of Whitney and Liz along with Mack and Viper.

Sapporo: And their opponents at a combined weight of 315 pounds and accompanied by Mack and Viper, they are Whitney Marret and Elizabeth Hyde!

Mack has his arm around Whitney while Viper has his around Liz and the four head down the ramp grinning. Once at the ring Mack takes Whitney's title and they kiss while Viper kisses Liz and smacks her on the ass. The ladies head into the ring and stand off with their opponents. The bell is rung and Whitney tells Liz to step back, she's starting, then taunts Midnight to start for hers, so she does and Taylor hops out.

Nick Miller: Well this should be a good start, the top woman of SEF and the new chick who wants to be that big.

Suicide Hank: Who knows, maybe she will be, though she may want to get more real.

Midnight and Whitney circle each other then step closer and raise their arms locking up and circle more while trying to force the other to a corner. Pretty even as both women push the other, but can't get them back. Midnight suddenly gets Whitney almost into the corner, but gets turned around and Whitney nails a hard chop to her chest, then slaps her across the face. Midnight holds her cheek feeling the sting and Whitney is grinning. Midnight rushes out anry and Whitney sidesteps getting behind her with a waistlock and takes her down to the mat, then floats around into a front facelock, but lets her go rather quick and floats back around slapping the back of Midnight's head, then hops up acting cocky and the crowd cheering her on.

Nick Miller: Well, seems Whitney is schooling Midnight and apparently these fans seem to like that, heh.

Suicide Hank: Yea, so?

Midnight gets up shaking it off and the two women look for another lock up, but Whitney ducks under Midnight's arm and buries a knee to her stomach, then slubs her across the back and runs her to a corner. Midnight puts her arms out stopping and slam an elbow backwards to Whitney's head. She slams Whitney into the turnbuckles, then whips her to the ropes and looks for a big boot, but Whitney slides under her legs and pops up chop blocking her behind the knee. Whitney runs to the ropes and bounces back with a dropkick to Midnight's face knocking her down. She gets up and drops a leg across her throat, then hops up pulling Midnight up and delivers a snap suplex near a corner. Whitney climbs to the top rope now and flies off with a moonsault and pins, 1..............2.....kickout!

Nick Miller: First attempted fall in the match and Midnight showing she's not a slouch.

Suicide Hank: Maybe not, but she's not real.

Whitney pulls Midnight up hammering her with punches, then whips her over to the corner where Liz is and charges in with a clothesline to Midnight, tags Liz and drops Midnight with a ddt, then gets out of the ring. Liz leaps over the top rope dropping an elbow to Midnight, then stays on her hammering with punches aggressively.

Nick Miller: Oh man, sister versus sister, this could pretty personal.

Suicide Hank: Good, that'll make it a great showing.

Liz lifts up her sister holding her up, then suddenly drops down with a sit out jawbreaker. Midnight staggers back and Liz gets up tackling her into a corner, buries her shoulder to Midnight's stomach, then lifts her up to the top rope and climbs up looking for a few punches. Midnight nails her in the stomach first, then shoves Liz down to the mat and leaps off with a clothesline taking her down. She has trouble getting back up, but makes it up before Liz, pulls her up and Liz starts hammering her with punches, then whips Midnight to the ropes. When she hits Taylor is able to reach over making a tag and Midnight bounces back to Liz who drop toe holds her and look to lock in a hal crab. Taylor runs in dropkicking Liz in the face knocking her off Midnight who rolls to the ropes and pulls herself up.

Nick Miller: Taylor with the blind tag may have justs aved her partner who doesn't look happy with her partner.

Midnight gives Taylor a bad go to hell look before getting out of the ring. Taylor pulls up Liz whipping her to a corner and charges her with a clothesline, then hits a bulldog and goes for the pin, 1................2.......Whitney kicks Taylor in the head breaking up the pin, then the ref forces her out. Taylor looks at Whitney confused and mad as Liz starts to get up. Taylor pulls Liz up looking for a side russian leg sweep, but gets a kick to the stomach, then Liz spins around and nails a reverse sto and both women lay on the mat. Liz moves first and looks to Whitney wanting a tag. She pulls herself up crawling over and Taylor slowly crawls for Midnight who doesn't reach out.

Nick Miller: Both women looking for a tag, but Midnight not wanting to I guess.

Suicide Hank: Probably wants no part of Whitney when she gets back in or she just has no passion for this business.

Liz reaches out and tags as Taylor is close and maybe could tag if Midnight tried, but no budging. Whitney runs over kicking Taylor in the back, then lunges at Midnight with a forearm to the face knocking her to the floor. The ref backs her up warning her not to do that when Viper comes around the ring nailing Midnight with Venom and then quickly gets up getting away so he don't get caught.

Nick Miller: What the hell, why did Viper do that?

Suicide Hank: Probably from something that happened between the two, heard they had some confrontation.

Nick Miller: Yea, Midnight thought she attacked him, but it was really the cameraman.

Suicide Hank: HUH? Is she that dumb?

The crowd is cheering for Viper and Whitney has Taylor in a corner nailing chops to her chest. She runs her out looking for a bulldog, but Taylor shoves Whitney to the ropes and leaps up at her coming back for a thesz press. Whitney ducks under her and Taylor lands on her feet, then whips around with a spinning kick knocking Whitney down. Taylor pulls Whitney up and looks for a piledriver, but Whitney fights it and backdrops her to the mat. Whitney stomps on Taylor's face, then pulls her up whipping her to the corner where Liz is. Whitney comes over tagging Liz and pulls Taylor out dropping her with a swinging neckbreaker. She gets up and tells Liz to finish her, so Lizlifts Taylor into a corner and bitches slaps, then pulls her down and hits a pedigree.

Nick Miller: The MoneyShot and this one has to be over.

Liz turns Taylor over and pins, 1................2.............3! Midnight is still laying on her back on the floor moving a little, but laying down.


Sapporo: Here are your winners of the match..........Whitney Marret and Elizabeth Hyde!

"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine hits as Viper and Mack slide in the ring and celebrate with Liz and Whitney much to the crowds delight.

Suicide Hank: Decent match, though it could have been better had Midnight actually worked with her partner.

Nick Miller: Very true on that, plus Viper knocking her damn near out didn't help, but its all over now, least the match is.




"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the pa system and the crowd cheers, but no one comes out yet.

Sapporo: The following is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first-

Sap is cut off whens eeing Orton tackled out on to the stage by X and he lays in punches to him.

Nick Miller: Whoa, looks like this one is on before the introductions, guess they couldn't wait to fight.

Suicide Hank: Oh yea, looks like were in for a good match.

X gets up yanking Orton up against the wall and slams his head against it, then drags him over to the edge of the stage and delivers a russian leg sweep to the table below smashing both men through it and the crowd cheers loud for the move.

Nick Miller: Xanthus just put himself through a table taking the same abuse Orton was given.

Suicide Hank: X is crazy cool!

The bell is rung and the ref runs up near the stage where some officials have come out and they check on the two men. X rolls away from the carnage and pulls himself up, grabs a beer from som efan and chugs it, then rushes over with a kick to Orton's head. X yanks him up and runs Orton into the guard rail and Orton mule kicks him in the jewels. Orton starts hammering X with punches rocking back towards the curtain, then bends down and lifts X up running through the curtain and hits some double doors using X to open them and slams him into a wall. He then runs X down the hall into a foyer area and right into a small cart. Orton pushes it a ways near the laoding area to the dock where semis park and looks to send X off. X pops outta the cart though and dives at Orton tackling him to the ground.

Nick Miller: Man, Xanthus was about to take a nasty fall.

X has Orton up runs him to where a semi trailer is backed up and takes him right inside of it all the way to the end smashing him into the wall. He picks up a singapore cane laying in there, what the hell?

Nick Miller: How did a cane get inside that trailer?

Suicide Hank: Who knows, maybe X planned this out.

X starts cracking Orton in the ribs, then pulls him up and runs Orton out of the trailer throwing him to the floor. X throws the cane down and runs off somewhere evading the camera which just stays on Orton who starts to recover some, but barely gets to his knees. We see X come back with shopping cart of goodies and sickle in hand. He runs at Orton jamming it to his head and he's cut. X turns him over jamming it to his back, then slides the handle under his throat and pulls back in an unorthodoxed camel clutch, blood puring down Orton's head as he screams. The ref is back there asking for a submission, but Orton refuses.

Nick Miller: Oh man, X was vicious with that sickle.

Suicide Hank: Was a nasty shot Orton took.

X lets Orton go and drops the sickle, then goes to the cart tossing out a toaster, a vcr, looks at the saxaphone and grins, then drops it and grabs a cookie sheet. He turns seeing Orton try to get up and rushe shim bashing Orton in the face knocking him to his back. X grabs a stop sign from the cart and lays it over Orton's face and chest, then walks over to a beam pulling a ladder from behind it and leans it against the semi trailer and climbs up to the top of the trailer. X looks down at Orton with a grin, does a crotch chop, then turns running away. We then see him come running back and yelling as he leaps off the trail flying about throty feet or so to where Orton is, but rolls away causing X to crash on to the concrete floor and roll around holding is left arm which he landed on. The crowd is hear chanting Holy Shit as loud as they can.

Nick Miller: OH MY GAWD!

Suicide Hank: That was fucking insane dude.

Orton pulls himself up and falls over X for a pin, 1..................2..............kickout!

Nick Miller: whoa, Xanthus kicked out.

Orton is on his knees and falls backwards, but pulls himself back up and to his feet. He looks at the saxaphone and then just pulls a barbed wire bat from the cart. Using as a cane he walks over to X, then raises it up and jams it down to X's head, then does it again and again until he bleeds. Orton sits X up and puts it against his head pulling back while sticking a knee to his back to get the wire pressed in deep.X screams in pain as blood pours down his head. Orton throws the bat down and pulls X up and around hitting him Laydown and pins, 1...................2..........kickout! Orton kneels up frustrated and then stands.

Nick Miller: Xanthus is not staying down for anything.

Suicide Hank: He's a tough little son of a bitch!

Orton picks up the saxaphone now and seems weird about it, but waits for X to raise up a little, then charges him with it. X drops down missing the shot, then pops and catches Orton with a kick to the back of his head and drops him with a reverse ddt. X grabs the sax and smashes it to Orton's head, tosses it away and empties out the shopping cart. X pulls up Orton smashing his throat to the edge of it, then drops him with the Ghetto Busta. He yanks up Orton and looks for a suplex, but instead drops him feet first in the shopping cart. X pulls iy away from the edge of the dock, then starts pushing it as fast he can to the edge.

Nick Miller: What is he doing, no Xanthus, don't?!

Almost to the edge Orton grabs X pull him over the handle almost in the cart and it keeps rolling to the edge and goes over and upside down and a thud followed by metal clanking is heard, then the view shows Orton facedown and X near him on his back, both are stirring a little, but pretty well hurt and the crowd again chants Holy Shit!

Nick Miller: Damn it, stop this match, let them settle it another night.

The ref runs off and in a few minutes we see him to X and Orton from gound level with some officials and medics behind him. They check on the two and X tumbles away and gets up, then dives at Orton hammering him with punches. He gets up and pushes the others away yelling to get the fuck back or die. So baturally they don't crowd him. X kicks Orton in the head, then lifts him up into a facelock, but Orton shoves X away, then charges hitting Nowhere To Run on laying in punches after it.

Suicide Hank: These two are showing us some good hardcore action, Orton is no slouch it seems.

Nick Miller: No he's not, but anymore and they may kill each other.

Orton gets up and pulls X up wlaking him to the cab of the semi. He slams X into the step, then opens the door and pulls X up laying his head against the door frame. X kicks Orton away and pulsl himself up into the cab, then across to the other side. Orton climbs up as X heads out the other side getting on top of the cab. Orton climbs up there and X leaps to the trailer getting on top of it. Orton follows him and looks for Nowhere To Run again, but X leapfrogs him and Orton stops turning into a spinning kick. X rips him up on his shoulders and runs leaping off the trailer delivering the Asshole Cutta to Orton all the way down to the ground level where the semi sits.

Nick Miller: NO! My god, this is over, these guys are out.

Suicide Hank: After that fall probably.

The crowd is chanting Holy Shit again and neither man moves now. The medics move in and the ref and officials help. They get some stretchers down there and you can hear someone yelling to get an ambulance, the ref is saying its over, its a draw, so in the arena we hear the bell ring and the announcement, the crowd booing a little knowing its a draw.



Sapporo: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is now over and has been declared a draw due to both men being unable to compete any further.

Not a lot of boos as it was a real hardcore match, just sucks to not see a winner.

Nick Miller: Thank god it is over, Orton and Xanthus tried to kill each other, guess what they said was true.

Suicide Hank: It was a kick ass match though and I hope we get to see another between them.

Nick Miller: Maybe once they heal up from this one.





We go to the back where we see Richard Martin and Staci Sparx in their office on a nice plush sofa watching a big screen of tonights show and in walks Chris Crest stone faced as usual. Ric sees him and stands up, the two come face to face and Crest speaks.

Chris Crest: I'm sure you saw what happened tonight and last week, so I'll spare a story and just say it. I want Nick Roland next week in a no dq no count out match and if I have to I'll put my title on the line to lure him into the ring.

Richard Martin: Well that is to the point and I think maybe I can help you with that, so lets see if this makes you happy. A no holds barred match for the International Title, you Chris Crest defend against Nick Roland and its going to be the main event of WAR next week!

You can hear cheers all the way back there and Crest forms a slight smile.

Chris Crest: I like the sound of that and I am happy and I will not let you down. Next weeks main event will be one of the greatest ever, I guarantee that!

Crest holds his hand up to shake and Ric gets that slick smirk and shakes his hand. Crest then leaves and Ric sits down putting his arm around Staci

Richard Martin: Hell of a wrestler there, damn good, its a shame though!

He just keeps that smirk and Staci seems a little confused as we cut out to ringside.

Nick Miller: That sounds like a killer main event next week, but I wonder what Ric meant by its a shame?

Suicide Hank: Probably got something devious in mind, who knows, the man is always thinking up plots from what I understand.

Nick Miller: That is true, guess we'll find out eventually.




A white light flickers as "Rise" by Pantera hits and the crowd cheers for Joe who walks out and yells while doing the crucifix pose.

Sapporo: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way out here from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is the Messiah of Violence........Joe Dumar!

Joe heads down the ramp high fiving the fans, as many as he can before getting to the ring and rolling in. He stands to his feet and does the crucifix pose again. Red spotlights start swirling around the arena as the opening chords of Anberlin's "The Resistance" start blaring through the loudspeakers in the ring. Phoenix Winterborn comes out to waves of boos from the crowd as the main song kicks in.

Sapporo: Now entering the arena from Oceanside, California weighing in at two hundred and thirty two pounds..."The American Tradition" Phoenix Winterborn!

Moving from one side of the stage to the other, he acknowledges the fans right before the chorus kicks in.

"Speak!
Speak for yourself, you paper tigers!
You'll crash when you stand, you've got a riot on your hands!
Speak!
Speak for yourself, you paper tigers!
Too late to make demands, you've got a riot on your hands!"

Phoenix dashes down towards the ring to get his blood running and slides in the ring. He looks around the ring before walking up to the far turnbuckle, posing for the fans as his music starts to die down. Phoenix hops down and gets rushed into the corner with a spear from Joe who then buries his shoulder to Phoenix's gut a few times, then stands and hammers him with punches until the ref pulls him off.

Nick Miller: Joe with some aggression, guess he wants to welcome Phoenix to SEF properly.

Suicide Hank: Lets see if he can.

Joe raises his hands getting the ref off him and Phoenix rushes out of the corner tackling Joe to the mat laying in punches on him. Joe rolls him over and throws some punches, then gets up and quickly drops an elbow to his chest. Joe gets him in a side headlock, but Phoenix gets to his feet shoving Joe to the ropes. He bounces back and Phoeniz leapfrogs Joe who hits the ropes again and bounces back. Phoenix flies at him for a forearm smash, but Joe catches him and looks for a backbreaker. Phoenix gets an elbow to his head and gets to his feet, hammers Joe with punches reeling him against the ropes, then backs up and charges with a clothesline. Joe ducks and backdrops Phoenix over the ropes, but he lands on the apron. Joe turns and buries a knee into Phoenix's gut, then runs him along the apron tossing Phoenix into the ringpost and he crumples to the floor.

Nick Miller: Oh damn, what a nasty shot into that post.

Suicide Hank: Ha ha, yea, definitely a headache giver!

Joe is out of the ring and kicks Phoenix in the ribs, then yanks him up and drops him across the guard rail. He slams Phoenix against the ring apron, then runs him down a bit tossing Phoenix on to the timekeepers table. Joe rolls in the ring and rolls out breaking the count, then grabs Phoenix, but gets raked in the eyes and smashed headfirst into the ring bell. Phoenix deliver a russian leg sweep on the floor, rolls to his feet and hops up on the apron, then climbs to the top rope and flies off with Flight Of The Phoenix crashing down on to Joe and bounces off holding his ribs.

Nick Miller: Whoa, insane move by Phoenix, but not enough to impress SEF's hardcore fans.

Suicide Hank: That does a take a lot I found, more of that shit and Phoenix may do it though.

The crowd is into the match, but behind Joe, so they boo Phoenix who pulls himself up and rolls into the ring as the ref is up to a count of 3. Joe stirs and starts to sit up as Phoenix just sits in a corner hoping to get a count out win and the crowd boos this. The ref is up to 6 now and Joe has his hands on the apron and pulls himself up, then he hears 8 by the ref and leaps up sliding in the ring. Phoenix drops a leg to the back of his neck, then pulls up Joe looking for Firestorm, but gets an elbow to the head and Joe counters with a hard looking ddt.

Nick Miller: Phoenix ain't a bad wrestler, just too full himself.

Suicide Hank: Nothing wrong with that unless you actually care what the fans think!

Joe is up on his feet looking around the arena, then he pulls Phoenix up whipping him into a corner, charges in with a clothesline and then pulls him out for a bulldog. Phoenix pushes him across the ring into a corner, then turns around and drops him with a neckbreaker. He gets up and kicks at Joe, then yanks him up dragging away from the corner and hooks his arms looking to lift him for Light Of The Apocalypse. Joe fights it to keep his feet on the mat and kicks Phoenix in the gut, then gets shoved away. Joe charges at him for a clothesline and he ducks away and Joe runs over the ref. Phoenix comes from behind with a clothesline dropping Joe over the top rope to the floor.

Nick Miller: Oh man, the ref is down and the fights going ou tof the ring, not good.

Phoenix leaps over the top rope with a splash to Joe, then pulls himself up and grabs a steel chair, the crowd booing. Joe pulls himself up and gets slammed over the head with the chair, then slides it in the ring. He pulls Joe up and rolls him in the ring, then slides in after him. Phoenix sees the ref stirring, so he kicks the chair to the middle of the ring and grabs Joe hooking him up for Light Of The Apocalypse again, but Joe manages to keep from getting hit with it and kicks Phoenix away, ducks a clothesline and bends down grabbing the chair. Both men turn and Joe swings slamming the chair to Phoenix's head laying him out, but the ref sitting up sees it and signals for the bell. The crowd boos and Joe looks pissed, then slams the chair down on to Phoenix's head.


Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match........Phoenix Winterborn!

He pulls up Phoenix and delivers the Violent Impact to him right on the chair to the delight of the crowd and then stands up as "Rise" by Pantera hits and he rolls from the ring heading up the ramp in anger.

Nick Miller: Phoenix wins his debut, but not the way he imagined he would from what he was saying beforehand.

Suicide Hank: A win is a win though, Joe shoulda kept his eye on the ref, is hard to do sometimes, especially when ya get hot.

Nick Miller: Yea, I don't think we've seen the last of these two facing each other.





"Just To Get High" by Nickelback is heard and out comes Logan to boos from the crowd.

Sapporo: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring from Erie Pennsylvania, weighing in at 204 pounds.......Logan Dudley!

He heads down the ramp focused on the ring and tries to ignore the boos. Logan slides in the ring and stands up turning around. "Hunt You Down" by Josey Scott hits the pa. Chase comes walking out spreading his arms in a cocky manner, the crowd booing the arrogance.

Sapporo: Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston Massachuessetts, weighing in at 245 pounds.......Chase Jackson!

Chase walks down the ramp ignoring the booing fans. He gets to the ring and slides in, then slowly gets to his feet and heads up the turnbuckles spreading his arms out in a cocky manner once again. Chase hops down and gets dropkicked into the corner by Logan who gets right up hammering him with punches. Logan hops up on the middle turnbuckle and delivers a monkey flip to him. They both get up and Chase runs over, but Logan leaps up delivering a hurricanrana. Both pop up again and Logan hammers Chase with punches to a corner, lifts him to the top and climbs up delivering a superplex. Logan clombs to the top rope now standing up.

Nick Miller: Fast paced action so far and Logan going high risk.

He flies off with a shooting star press hitting Chase, bounces up on his knees and pulls Chase over applying a crossface on him.

Nick Miller: That was Starcross and so soon, will Chase tap?

Suicide Hank: Who knows, kid doesn't show up enough to know anything about him.

Logan has it cinched in and Chase screams and then taps out fairly quick.


Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match........Logan Dudley!

Logan lets go as "Just To Get High" by Nickelback hits and he stands up getting his hand raised to boos, few cheers for what he did to Chase.

Nick Miller: That one didn't last too long, Logan made short work of Chase.

Suicide Hank: Wonder how he'd fair against a real challenge though?




Time for the reason this show got sold out, its time for the headliner, the main event and the crowd restless as ever comes to life with a roar when "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine hits and we see Impact X make their way out, Mack and Whitney arms around each other, Viper and Liz the same and they head down the ramp.

Sapporo: The following is the main event and it is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and is for the number one contendership to the World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first at a combined weight of 465 pounds, accompanied by Whitney Marret and Elizabeth Hyde, they are Mack and Viper!

Cheering from the crowd as the ladies now head up the steps while Mack hops on the apron and Viper walks around climbing and they all get in the ring. Mack and Viper stand by each other with Whitney and Liz on either side and they all do crotch chops while pyro goes of forming X's. The crowd keeps cheering as we hear "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera and here come Da Gangstas, Storms and Torres flashing the gangsta sign and doing crotch chops.

Sapporo: And their opponents at a combined weight of 630 pounds, they are Troy Storms and Nick Torres!

They head down the ramp grinning and Torres goes up the steps as Storms climb up the apron and over the top rope. The two touch hands while doing the gangsta sign, then Storms says he'll start, so Torres steps out on the apron. Mack is gonna start for his team and then the bell rings and he steps to Storms looking up with a sneer. He then shows a smirk and so does Storms, the two back up some and raise their right hands. They count to three with their hands and Mack makes a fist while Storms keeps his flat and Mack looks pissed shouting "Damn It"!

Nick Miller: What the hell was that?

Suicide Hank: Looked like paper, rock, scissors!?

Mack puts his hands on his hips and motions to bring it on, so Storms cocks his arms for a pung and releases, but slows down and pokes a finger to Mack's chest and he falls to the mat. Storms runs to the ropes and comes back tripping and falls on Mack pinning him, 1................2...............3!


Sapporo: Here are your winners of the match.........Troy Storms and Nick Torres!

"Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera hits and Storms stands up as the crowd shocked starts cheering as they know what this means, least hope. Viper comes in the ring as does Torres and Mack gets up pretending to be all emotional about losing and crying on Viper's shoulder. Viper just shoves him away and raises the gangsta sign to Storms and Torres. Mack looks at the three all drepressed as Whitney and Liz come in the ring now. Then he steps over raising the gangsta sign and now all six do some crotch chops. Mack gets a mic now and the music cuts.

MACK: Ya all know what this means don't ya? The bad boys are back together for the first time in seven years, Da Gangstas reunited and ain't no one safe, NO ONE!

Lous cheers from the fans who starts chanting GANGSTAS...GANGSTAS...GANGSTAS...and Mack now just drops the mic shrugging and then we hear "Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine and the ol' school kliq makes their exit together.

Nick Miller: A hell of a moment here, seems they are back together and what it means for SEF, well, unpredictable, but ratings.

Suicide Hank: Well then that should mean good things for SEF.

Nick Miller: It should, but that's it for tonight, so we'll see what come sof this next week, take care everyone and goodnight.

"Take The Power Back" keeps playing and the crowd keeps cheering and we see Da Gangstas on the stage doing crotch chops as the show comes to an end and fades to black.