Extreme 24 {9/8/04}

[Taylor Andrews]

September 8th, 2004

The show opens up inside the United Center where pyro shoots off heavily on stage and he night in Chicago kicks off to a loud start, plus the crowd is going nuts over the card line up. Paranoid by Black Sabbath is playing as well and the camera pans all over the place before finally dropping down to ringside where Black Bob and Shane Cobain sit ready to call the show.

Black Bob: Chi town is the place to be tonight cause SEF has come to set a show like no other in this city.

Shane Cobain: Hell yea, BUD can't hold shit to SEF, not even here, so fuck it, let's get this shit a moving.

Black Bob: I am sure we will with the opening match, Scorpion in his first hardcore match and against Tommy2Cool, a man who could beat him perhaps.

Shane Cobain: Fuck no, my money is on Scorpion cause from the day he showed up he has been making impact after impact. Tommy ain't no slouch, but look at his past.

Black Bob: Point there, but Trish and Cassidy look good for that cage match, not overly anticipated, but good.

Shane Cobain: Two hotties, one a pyscho and hot, one just hot and athletic, ooh yea.

Black Bob: The very much anticipated tag team parking lot brawl where Hells Judgment battles Mack and his partner Jackal.

Shane Cobain: Some memories for Mack and Jackal, but tonight they team up and I bet they work well. Shannon and Senia, damn bitches, they should stick to sucking dick in the back, especially that Shannon, she is good at that.

Black Bob: That's for sure, but least we got a worthy main event, David Blade defending his IC Title in a first blood elimination match against The Coach and AVD.

Shane Cobain: Oh yea, a rocketbuster, a bloodbath, a fucking kick ass match and I have to go with Blade, but AVD is good and Coach, well he has he most outside help, so let's get rolling.





Hardcore Match
Scorpion vs. Tommy2Cool

Both men are in the ring and Tommy looks to start the match respectively. Scorpion gives an approving nod, neither shake hands, just looks to be respectful, but when Tommy moves in for a lock up Scorpion kicks and does so low, a very blatant low kick. Tommy steps back holding his groin area when Scorpion drops him with a quick clothesline. Scorpion soon lifts Tommy up and floats him over in a suplex, then drops an elbow to his chest and soon rolls from the ring. Scorpion pulls a few weapons out as if to use them, but Tommy is up and runs nailing a baseball slide dropkick sending Scorpion down. Scorpion hits hard, but acts as if he fell like he wanted to. Tommy pays no mind and rubs the ropes flying out with a somersault quancha, but as he comes down, Scorpion swings a sledgehammer he must have pulled out right up into Tommy's gut. Tommy crumples on to the floor as Scorpion pulls himself up, then drives the hammer into the back of Tommy's head before sliding it in the ring. Scorpion pulls Tommy to his feet and rams him into the ringpost, then rolls him in the ring. He grabs a steel chair and brings it in with him where he lays it down and pulls up Tommy looking for The Sting on the chair. Tommy though fights it and ends up backdropping Scorpion, then picks up the chair and readies for a shot. As Scorpion gets up, he is able to get his hand on the hammer and keep it to his side. Tommy swings the chair, but Scorpion brings the hammer up in time driving it at the chair sending it into Tommy's face knocking down and nearly out. Tommy is now bleeding and Scorpion just holds up the hammer by it shead and smirks, then drops it and lifts Tommy up planting him with The Sting and pins...........1.............2...............3!

Julie: Here is your winner by pinfall...........................Scorpion!

The God That Failed by Metallica hits the pa and Scorpion stands over Tommy with his hands raised high.

Black Bob: Man, that was a pretty good match, not real long, but it was brutal on what Tommy got.

Shane Cobain: No shit it was, he took a sledgehammer and chair at the same time, that's gotta hurt.





Backstage

The camera picks up in the back where Matt Matlock is shown walking with Trish Stratus on the way to the ring. As they head down the hall, AVD is seen walking past them and Matt makes a comment half joking half serious about how AVD got his ass handed to him twice by DeeJay George. AVD stops and turns, whips Matt around by the shoulder and gets in his face.

AVD: You got a problem with me Matt?

Matlock: Maybe I do, but I just find it funny that you can't even hang with DeeJay.

AVD: I beat him once and regardless of how, I do hold a win over him, plus it seems he is doing better that you.

Matlock: How you figure that?

AVD: Well, you got your ass handed to you by Mack and now DeeJay is going after him while your stuck doing absolutely nothing, but being this sluts bitch!

Matt backs up AVD to a wall and then looks to bite his head off, but instead swings wildly at him. AVD fights back, but gets knocked down and officials run down keeping the two from fighting anymore. Matt and Trish just walk off as AVD is helped up and the view soon cuts to ringside.

Black Bob: Seems like AVD and Matt may be heating up to something here.

Shane Cobain: Yea, Matt should keep his mouth shut before he bites off too much, but it was true and kinda funny.





Non Title Cage Match
Trish Stratus w/Matt Matlock vs. Cassidy Michaels

The cage has been set up and inside stand the two women set to face off, Trish Stratus and Cassidy Michaels. They have stepped face to face now and Trish is really running her mouth, but Cassidy has enough and rocks her with some punches, then tosses her into the steel wall and plants her with a ddt. Cassidy climbs up some turnbuckles and flies off with an elbow drop thinking she is still a real Michaels, but Trish moves causing Cassidy to eat the mat. Trish stands up and delivers some hard kicks to Cassidy's back, then pulls her up the hair and whips her into a corner. Trish charges with a clothesline, but Cassidy steps to the side and shoves her into the turnbuckles, then grabs Trish by the head and pulls her backwards to the mat as hard as she can. Cassidy lifts up Trish and tries for a powerbomb, but Trish uses momentum to flip up and grabs the cage climbing up it towards the top. Cassidy seems surprised, but quickly climbs up after her and grabs Trish by her pants pulling them down some revealing her black thong. The crowd, male fans, go nuts and whistle, cheer, cant, drool, you name it. Trish kicks at Cassidy and gets her pants up, but is pulled down and given a backdrop down to the mat, Cassidy falling as well. The two women lay in pain, Trish hurt worse, so Cassidy gets to her feet and sorta grins, then makes her way to the door looking to exit. Trish sprints up to her feet and shoves Cassidy into the corner though and pull sher backwards with a neckbreaker. Trish pops up and kicks at Cassidy, then lifts her up and tries for a bulldog, but gets shoved into he cage and Cassidy levels her with a chich kick. Cassidy then lifts up Trish and delivers the Internial Darkness. She kicks at her arms and head, then smirks and walks to the door exiting out to the floor.

Julie: Here is your winner of the match.....................Cassidy Michaels!

Before I Forgot by Slipknot hits the pa and Cassidy holds up her Women's Title and flaunts it as she motions to Trish thats he will never be champ. Matt climbs in the cage to help Trish.

Black Bob: Damn, Trish was set on showing up our Women's Champ, but Cassidy showed her up.

Shane Cobain: Yea, guess Trish is outta practice in the ring since she is used to WWE, ya know, "suck" ups to Vince.





Tag Team Parking Lot Brawl
Xavier w/Cassie Michaels + DeeJay George w/The Coach & Christine vs. Daddy Mack & The Jackal

Xavier and DeeJay stand to one side of the circle of cars with Coach and Christine standing next to some cars as well as other people, staff of SEF, superstars all stand around by the cars. Cassie is out there as well. The Jackal is stood across the circle from them and waits for Mack to show, but minutes pass and no sign of him is seen. DeeJay yells out with a cocky tone asking if his partner got smart and decided to no show since it was a no win situation anyways. Jackal just steps forward some looking to fight now and Xavier starts walking as DeeJay follows up, but then a car starting up is heard. DeeJay and Xavier stop and as they turn, a car behind them from the circle barrels out and hits them both, but only a few feet was in between them and the car, so they get laid up on the hood. Mack is seen as the driver and floors it across the circle, then nails the brakes sending DeeJay and Xavier flying off on to another car. Xavier was at the front of the hood, so he ends up hitting the windshield nearly landing in the front seat while DeeJay gets slumped over the front end. Jackal who had ran off to the side now just grins as Mack jumps out the car with a smirk. Coach runs over with brass knuckles after Mack, but Mack sees it and lays him out with Da Shows Ova. Jackal runs over and goes after DeeJay ramming his head into the car, then throws him into another car and clotheslines him on to the hood. Mack starts over to help Jackal, but someone else runs over behind Mack, this man being more cautious and is able to drop Mack with a spear into his lower back sending him face first into the grill of a car. The man, it happens to be none other than Scorpion. He picks up Mack who is now bleeding from his forehead and lifts him into a press slam throwing him into the windshield of the car. Jackal turns and looks to charge Scorpion, but DeeJay grabs his arm and starts punching at him. Jackal fires back and Scorpion soon run foll speed burying a knee into Jackal's back, then turns him around and quick drops him with The Sting. DeeJay quickly goes for the pin and Xavier who is up makes sure Scorpion doesn't stop him as the ref counts........1..........2............3! Julie announces the winners, but can't be heard outside.

Julie: Here are your winners by pinfall.........................DeeJay George and Xavier!

Scorpion doesn't seem to friendly with Xavier and looks like he wants to put him down as well as DeeJay, but both men stand against him and even look for a peace offering through a handshake. Scorpion just stares at them, then turns and walks away. DeeJay and Xavier head over picking up Coach and head inside with their girls as the view cuts to ringside.

Black Bob: You gotta be shitting me? First mack runs down DeeJay and Xavier, then Scorpion takes out Mack, from behind I may add and it appears on his own agenda.

Shane Cobain: That lil bitch needs to get a set and step up like a man because if ever does to Mack, Scorpion will be done with.



Singles Match
Future vs. Matt Matlock w/Trish Stratus

"Poison" by The Prodigy comes over the speakers as Future makes his entrance. The fans cheer for him, mainly because of who he's facing. The wolf howl sounds as "Born With Nothing, Die With Everything" starts to play. The pyro shoots off down the ramp and then blasts on the stage as Matt Matlock steps out with Trish on his arm. He grins and walks down the ramp. Not wanting to wait he runs and slides in the ring and dives at Future with a clothesline. The bell sounds, as Matt picks Future up and whips him to the ropes. Matt bends over and lifts Future into a Samoan Drop. Matt goes down for the cover. One...kickout! Matt lays into Future with a few boots to the ribs, and then drops an elbow on him. Matt picks up Future by the head and looks to end the match with the 'Matlock-Go-Round'. As he gets him up, Future slides down Matt's back and shoves him into the ropes. Matt comes back only to get a faceful of boot. Future drops into a cover now. One...two....Matt kicks out! Future looks to hit Matt with another move, but Matt shrugs it off and then the two go punch for punch with one another. Matt lifts up Future and hits him with a piledriver. He then goes and wraps Future's feet in his own and gets the Matt-Lock locked in. Future cries out in pain as Matt has this locked in the center of the ring. Just as it seems Future's gonna tap, "My World [Remix]" hits the speakers and out walks Alex Van Dam. Matt lets go of the hold and leans over the ropes and shouts at AVD. AVD just strolls down to ringside. Matt turns back to Future now, and gets a stiff right for his trouble. Future starts pounding on him and then looks for the Zone3. But it ends up being more like a Zone2 as Future only gets off two german suplexes before Matt gets out of it. Matt then goes for a spear but Future pulls the referee in front of him and he takes the spear. Future goes for the Zone3 again, but Matt elbows him in the face to stop it. He kicks Future hard in the gut and then nails a Brainbuster Falcon Arrow! Matt drops into a cover but there is no one there to count. AVD slides into the ring behind Matt. Matt turns around right into a Death Row by AVD! With Matt laid out AVD heads up top and then connects with a Five Star Frog Splash! AVD slides out as the ref & Future are coming to. Future sees Matlock prone on the canvas and then lifts him up. He sets him up for The Franchise and connects! Future makes a cover! One....two....three!

Julie: Here is your winner by pinfall......................Future!

Poison by The Prodigy hits the pa and Future climbs the turnbuckles celebrating his victory.

Black Bob: Well despite the run in by AVD, Future just picked up a hell of a win over Matt.

Shane Cobain: Yea he did, but I am sure this thing between AVD and Matt is gonna get bigger and sooner rather than later.





Singles Match
Shannon Summers w/Jamie Peirce vs. Yesenia Lopez w/Jose Lopez

This match, it never happened and ya wanna know why? Senia was in the back not being quite so slutty, but flirting with guys. Shannon on the other hand, she was inviting every guy twice over into her room while Jamie sat outside door waiting for her to get done. The view cuts back to ringside, but only no one is out there as Bob and Shane are back getting some from Shannon, probably tag teaming her.





Triple Threat First Blood Elimination Match
SEF Intercontinental Championship
Jonathan Coachman w/DeeJay George vs. Alex Van Dam vs. David Blade w/Rhapsody

Well, Bob and Shane have come to ringside and seem more relaxed, Shane more so than ever since he is stoned, as always. Coach is out in the ring with DeeJay at ringside and AVD is in the ring as well. Blade is making his way down the ramp with Rhapsody following. Blade gets to the ring and slides in, hands his title off and looks straight at Coach, but quickly charges AVD with a tackle to the corner where he lays in some quick punches. Coach runs over and clubs Blade in the back, then looks for an irish whip, but is reversed and dropped with a clothesline. AVD runs out of the corner and drops Blade with a flying forearm smash. AVD picks him up and nails a suplex, then pulls up Coach and whips him into a corner. AVD picks up Blade and whips to the same corner, but Coach puts an elbow, then smashes Blade's head into the turnbuckles. AVD charges over for a clothesline, but Coach moves quickly and ends up dropping AVD with a neckbreaker. Coach pulls Blade out and drops him with a reverse ddt right across AVD, then gets up and rolls from the ring bringing in a chair. He stands up now and looks ready to nail the first man who stands. Coach they notices DeeJay moving around the ring, so he lowers the chair and for some reason diverts the refs attention. DeeJay climbs in the ring ends up laying Blade out with the DeeJay ZappCannon, then exits the ring. Coach raises his chair up and smashes AVD in the head, then pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and starts pounding him in the forehead making him bleed and thus eliminating AVD.

Shane Cobain: What the fuck? Coach just eliminated AVD and in a way it counts as a win, but not on his record, weird for him.

Black Bob: But it did happen, Coach is stepping up in this match it seems.

AVD is rolled from the ring and Coach turns to Blade looking to end the match with his brass knuckles. He sets up for some punches, but Blade ends pulling a move off Coach and low blows him, then drops him with a ddt. Blade gets to his feet and picks up the chair, jabs it into Coach's gut, then sings at his knees laying in some hard shots. Blade soon rolls from the ring and gets a table, slides it in, but DeeJay confronts him and the two engage in a brawl. The ref though breaks them apart and Blade soon rolls in the ring. He sets the table up, but is slammed in the back with the chair by Coach who rolls Blade on the table, the for some reason decides to go to the top rope looking for a moonsault. Coach ends up losing his footing and slips down crotching the top turnbuckle. Blade rolls of the table and climbs behind Coach, lifts him up and drops back with him driving Coach down and through the table with a reverse ddt. Coach is about out of it and Blade rolls away holding his back in pain. He pulls himself up to his feet just in time to see Scorpion come out from the side of the rampway and grabs Rhapsody. He holds her by the throat and pulls her up on the stage all the time staring at Blade. Scorpion points down below and looks to lift Rhapsody up, but Mack appears on stage, stomps his foot causing Scorpion to whip around. Mack in a second plants Scorpion with Da Shows Ova and lays him out cold. Blade smiles now as mack heads to the back, but DeeJay is in the ring and knocks out the ref with his Judgment Kick, then with his WOF ring on, he nails Blade right between the eyes knocking him to the mat. Blade has a lil blood trickling out of a cut now, but not much. DeeJay kicks the chair into the center of the ring, picks up Blade and drops him with the DeeJay ZappCannon on the chair busting him open more. He pulls up Coach waking him up some, then leans him in a corner and places the chair at his feet as if he used it. DeeJay then tries reviving the ref and exits the ring. The ref soon pulls himself up, looks around seeing only Coach and Blade in the ring, Blade bleeding, so he rings the bell and gives his desicion.

Julie: Here is your winner of the match and new SEF Intercontinental Champion..................Jonathan Coachman!

Players Club hits the pa now and Coach looks around in a daze wondering what happened. He gets handed the IC Title and has his hand raised, so he smiles, but holds his head still hurting from the fall. DeeJay is in the ring now and celebrates with Coach raising his hand up and flashing his ring to him giving a wink as well. Coach kinda gets it now and flaunts his title, then the two leave the ring.

Black Bob: Now that was real weird, Coach is our new IC Champ and yea, DeeJay won the title for him, but still, that's fucked up.

Shane Cobain: Yea, damn, I thought maybe I dropped some Acid or something and was hallucinating the whole thing, but wow, that is whacked out of this world. But hey, Coach did it I guess, he and DJ did it actually and that's it for our show, later on everyone.

At that last word, the camera pans up off the table and shoots over the crowd who are still in awe and not liking the end of the show, but still loving SEF in their hometown. The show soon fades out to black where the SEF logo flashes by, then the show ends.