Extreme 42 {1/10/05}

[Taylor Andrews]

January 10th, 2005

Well were back in the Joe Louis Arena here in Detroit for Monday Night Extreme, the cameras come alive for the start of the show and we open up with pyro shooting off over the ring and the fans going up in a roar for SEF. Loud chants of S-E-F are heard as Paranoid by Black Sabbath plays throughout the arena and we pan around over the rowdy crowd, the hardcore SEF fans packed in to see a kick ass show like always. After a bit of this we pan over to the commentators table where Black Bob and Frankie Malone sit as usual.

Black Bob: Welcome back to the D muthafuckas, SEF is home for good and we be kicking it up tonight with every title on the line and some more awesome looking matches as well.

Frankie Malone: To start the night off we will see DJ finally kick Matlock's ass and move on to finish off Jackal and soon enough take the World Title.

Black Bob: Man, DJ paying you to kiss his ass or ya just trying to predict shit, fucked up either way though. Word I got is that DJ has not showed yet, so who knows if we will even get to see the match happen. But I know everyone else is here, so we should see some good action nonetheless as we got bigger matches.

Frankie Malone: Yea, we get to see Scorpion beat the never was Jackal's ass and retain his title, plus D-Von and Juice will pummel that has been Mack in his own match, the Japanese Deathmatch.

Black Bob: Mack has never lost and faced worse odds, so ya may wanna rethink your pediction, but hey, we'll have to see i guess. As for Scorpion and Jackal, yea Scorpion is top notch, but Jackal isn't giving up easily. I think all in all were in for a good night of action, so lets get rollin'!





Singles Match
DeeJay George vs. Matt Matlock

Matt ended up coming to the ring first and waits in there for several minutes, DJ's music plays a few times over and no sign of him is seen. Jay is unsure of what to do as we have no rule book for matches in SEF anymore, so count outs are sorta obsolete. He just stands in the ring stoned as ever and cals for some beer to quench his cotton mouth as he thinks about what to do. Matt seems a lil impatient now as a few more minutes pass by, then we see Black Bob stands up and call over Brittany Fox, whisper in her ear, and he sits back down as Brittany brings up her mic.

Brittany Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of DeeJay George failing to appear for this match, your winner by no show, Matt Matlock!

Falling Apart by Zebrahead hits the pa as Matt shrugs and grins thinking to himself that DJ copped out from fear, hey, he is cocky, why not think that. Matt poses on the turnbuckles before leaving the ring.

Black Bob: Damn, wonder what happened to DJ, last I heard he was looking forward to this match, but I guess Matt is gonna take a win over him regardless, and hey, it is DJ's loss, literally.

Frankie Malone: DJ probably had major troubles and deserves a rematch, the loss should be erased as well because we all know he could destroy Matt any day of the week.





Fatal Four Way Singapore Cane Match
Big R vs. Derek Helms vs. Duke McDoogle vs. The Sandman

So all four men came out, each with a cane and Sandman with his beer and cigs as well already half in the bag or more. Derek starts the match with Big R by beating him out of the ring over in the corner of the guard rail. He uses some other weapons as well to lay into Big R with and has him bleeding soon. In the ring we saw Duke lay into Sandman quickly, but Sandman turned it around and started beating the hell out of Duke. Sandman finished off his case of beer and smashed every can on Duke's head eventually busting him open. He then lit a few cigs and started burning Duke with them before finally laying him out with the Black Russian Leg Sweep. Sandman looks a bit wobbly from all the beer and doesn't see Derek come in and dropkick him in the back to the ropes. Sandman hangs up in them as Derek gets a chair and cracks him in the head bloddying Sandman up now, then drops the chair and ddt's him into it. Derek now climbs up top and nails The Silencer on Duke, then pins, 1...2....3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall............Derek Helms!

Sing For The Moment by Eminem hits now and Derek gets to his feet looking pleased over his victory. He soon leaves the ring and Duke rolls out hobbling to the back as Sadnman sits up in a mess and tries to find more beer.

Black Bob: Nice match, Sandman destroyed Duke, but Derek took advantage of Sandman's drunkeness to pick up a win.

Frankie Malone: Funny, Sandman was his own downfall, what a fuck up!





Backstage Segment 

We find Duke in the back where he is crying now over his loss. He has his bag packed and looks to leaving when Mack approaches him face to face, looks disgusted, then nails a quick and hard punch to Duke's jaw knocking him on his ass.

Daddy Mack: You lowlife asshole, you wanna lie about me, disrespect me and every wrestler before you? Not in SEF, not ever you sack of shit, now get out of my company and my arena before I get mad.

Duke scurries to his feet and cowers past Mack, then runs to the parking lot. Mack smirks at the coward, but someone gets Mack's attention, a staff member and motions him to come down the hall quickly, so Mack heads that way. The camera follows and we comes to find where DJ is beating on a bloody Matlock. Matt is laying face down in a pile of wood from a broken tables and wires from some shit being on top of the table. Mack readies himself in position and Dj turns around to receive Da Shows Ova being sent backwards landing on top of Matt. Mack smirks and turns to the staff member.

Daddy Mack: So what happened, DJ just show up and hunt down Matt?

Staff Member: I guess, I was talking with Matt when DJ jumped him from behind with that steel pipe laying on the floor, busted him open with it and that's when I ran to get you.

Daddy Mack: Nice job man, guess I outta maybe get these two in a ring for once and make sure both show up.

Mack looks back to both men laying on the floor and soon heads down the hall as medics come running down and we cut to a commercial.





Singles Match
SEF Diva Championship
Christine w/The Jackal vs. Erika Valverde[c]

This match is a decent one, both women giving all they got and some, showing they want to represent SEF as the top diva. Erika works over Christine for a lot of the match, but Christine shows a few surprises. Both attempt patented finishers, but get reversed into other moves and weapons make it into play as well. Not many weapons, just out of desperation shots by both, nothing major. Match comes to the final seconds when Erika tries her Faded Dreames, but Christine shoves her away and quickly hits the Wrath Of A Woman and pins her, 1....2....3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall and new SEF Diva Champion..........Christine!

Heaven's A Lie by Lacuna Oil hits as Christine looks estatic and gets handed the Diva Title. Jackal comes in and picks her up, both celebrating in joy. But suddenly, Always by Saliva hits the pa and Whitney Marret comes walking out now with a mic in hand to quite the ovation.

Whitney Marret: A very good win and congratulations, for real Christine, but I have been missing the ring lately and after last week when I beat Cassie, I miss it more. Now this brings me to you because I know that you would love to establish your name here and what better way than to prove yourself in the ring against me. So yes, its a challenge to you Christine, next week on Extreme for the Diva Title and if you would like a certain match, talk to me or Mack about it. But do you accept or will you back down?

Christine now has a mic and raises it up.

Christine: Backing down would not be champion like and I also could prove a lot by facing you and more if I beat you, so I accept!

Whitney Marret: Then I'll see you next Monday in the ring!

Whitney lowers her mic as both women lock eyes and Always hits again. Whitney soon turns and heads to the back.

Black Bob: Man, Christine surprised us all I think by beating Erika and snagging the Diva Title, but Whitney surprised with a return to the ring and challenging Christine next week to a title match.

Frankie Malone: Oh great, Whitney is coming back to be champ once again, the bitch wanted gold and will get it because Mack will let her, who cares, lets move on.





Singles Match
Christina Lopez vs. Nazalia Dyson

This match sucked really bad as Christina tried, but Nazalia plopped. Christina pretty much dominate and tried ending early, but Bazalia did prevent her from doing that. After several minutes though we saw Christina use the Bleeding Through on Nazalia and pin, 1...2...3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall..........Christina Lopez!

What Is It To Burn by Fich hits as Christina stands tall in victory.

Black Bob: Least Christina win and gave Nazalia beating in the process.

Frankie Malone: This is why women need to stay at home or at ringside.





Backstage Segment 

We find Jackal and Christine walking down the hall now when DJ comes charging from behind and knocks Jackal to the floor. Before he can do anything more though, Mack is on the scene and shoves DJ backwards right into Matlock who comes on to the scene. Matt whips DJ around and starts throwing punches. DJ fires back, but Mack tackles them both now and puts his body between them. Security comes down and holds them both back as Jackal gets up, but is calmed by Christine. Mack looks at all three and motions for Jackal to leave, then turns to Matt and DJ.

Daddy Mack: Ok boys, nothing settled, only worse, well fine by me cause it makes booking next weeks card easier if I make matches tonight. So you two will see action in the ring again, but singles action, nah, tag team, not exactly, I am thinking of triple threat, give you both a shot at the World Title when you face, well, I'd say Scorpion, but he defends his belt next, so you two will face him or Jackal next week in a triple threat. Consider your asses lucky to get this shot too, now get outta here.

Security hauls DJ and Matt in seperate directions as Mack heads away as well and cut to a commercial.





Dog Collar Match
SEF World Heavyweight Championship
The Jackal w/Christine vs. Scorpion[c]

This match is definitely one kick ass, brutal match that sees both men bloodied. As expected from the build up we saw Scorpion starts off strong and dominate quickly, carry the match at his pace and tear Jackal apart it seemed, but like it goes in the business, Jackal never gave up hope and tried to mount comebacks when he could. For about a half hour we saw Scorpion beat Jackal around the ring, inside and outside of it, strangle him, whips him with the chain, but Jackal used it as well on Scorpion. As we neared the forty five minute mark where Scorpion was still dominating, but Jackal was staying strong, we saw DJ come running out and clothesline Jackal, then turn to Scorpion and nails a spinning kick on him. DJ lifts up Jackal and sends him to a corner, picks up the chain and chokes him with it, then turns to go after Scorpion, but he is already up and nails a SuperSpear on DJ sending him into Jackal in the corner. DJ staggers out and falls to the edge f the ring rolling out. Jackal staggers out now and gets a kick to the gut and is then given Venom by Scorpion and pinned, 1.....2.....3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall and still SEF World Heavyweight Champion..........Scorpion!

No Remorse by Metallica hits as Scorpion gets his title and raises it in the air, looks down at Jackal and just shrugs before leavng the ring. DJ is up on his feet and looks mad that he couldn't get the title off Scorpion, but grins at Jackal laying in the ring.

Black Bob: A kick ass match, awesome performance by Jackal and Scorpion, but DJ fucked up what could have ended as a classic, what a cheap shit bitch!

Frankie Malone: Hey now, DJ had a plan and a good one, he and Jackal have history, plus he can do what he wants, DJ got cost his match with Matt because I have word that he was forced to miss the start of the show due to ignorance from his limo driver.





Handicapped Match
Japanese Deathmatch
SEF Tag Team Championship
Juice & D-Von Dudley vs. Daddy Mack w/Whitney Marret
Stipulation: If Juice & D-Von Lose, They Will Never Be Allowed To Use Daddy Mack's Name In Any Negative Way; If Mack Wins, He Will Name A Tag Partner Afterwards

The match starts with both D-Von and Juice immediately looking to double team Mack, but find out quick that it just may not work that way. Sure, Mack gets double teamed in the match and is sent through some shit, he is beat on by them both, but for the most part, Mack destroys both his opponents and batters the two through everything he can use. Mack carries it all on his back for the match and whips D-Von and Juice around the ring. Juice is sent out early after receiving a Mack Attack that Mack delivered from atop a 20 foot ladder in the ring while Juice was on a plate of glass and a table on the floor. D-Von picked up from there and tried to climb the ladder, but Mack got up and scaled up quickly to go to blows with D-Von. The two rocked on the ladder and it soon gave out and fell sending both men falling out over the ring and crashing through the commentators table. Bob and Frankie each dove to the side as it happened and the whole arena started to chant S-E-F as loud as you could imagine possible. Mack is the first up and he soon staggers into the ring, lifts the ladder up and looks up at the titles. D-Von rolls into the ring with a chair and stands up looking t swing it, but Mack nails Da Shows Ova into the chair sending it to D-Von's face laying him out. Mack now climbs the ladder taking it slow as he is hurting and he soon unstraps both titles and falls to the mat.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner and the new holder of the SEF Tag Team Championship........Daddy Mack!

Cowboy by Kid Rock hits the pa as Mack just lays there, its about 11:24 p.m., D-Von is out and bleeding horribly from his head, Juice still out on floor and bleeding bad from his back and head. Whitney climbs into the ring and checks on Mack now, then he gets to his feet while holding both titles, blood drips off his head and he gets a mic.

Daddy Mack: Not bad boys, but not quite close enough, not near enough, so remember the stip or get fired! Now as for the Tag Titles, I stated that I want two people holding them and so I must oblige to my own rules, but then I could just retire them now or do what you all wanna see and do as I said, name my own partner.

Mack pauses to hold a finger against his head to think about this.

Daddy Mack: Ok, my ol' friend......, oh wait, all my ol' friends our dead, well then I guess I gotta go with my partner for life, so therefore Whitney, baby, nah, it ain't you!

Whitney looks shocked and just stands there with her hands on her hips wondering what Mack is doing. Mack just smirks and laughs a lil now.

Daddy Mack: Still dry huh, get a sense.......of humor honey, ya know your it, my tag partner and co holder of the titles, but there is one thing you should know. Next week, the match between you and Christine, its gonna be a Ladder match! Also, to the winner of that match, I have a surprise, a very special one that concerns all of SEF in a way, sort kinda, ya know me, well most don't, but hey, later on people!

Mack drops his mic as Cowboy hits again and we are at 11:30 p.m. and so we just fade to black from there and end our show.