Extreme 95 {3/27/06}

[Daddy Mack]

March 27th, 2006

We open up in the Cobo Arena, our cameras roaming around the pumped up crowd comming off the heels of Wrestle X and we hear the song F'ck Off by Kid Rock featuring Eminem playing, edited a bit as were on Fox tonight for Extreme. We soon drop down to the commentators table at ringside.

Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night Extreme, last night was off the charts, Wrestle X was huge, a huge success and if you missed it, go to SEF.com and watch a reply, order the reply on pay per view as it will be on all week, this show was outstanding and incredible and I felt privileged to call it.

Frankie Malone: Yea, it was great and Mack winning was the greatest part, but this Vladimir sumbitch best watch his back.

Nick Miller: His appearance was crazy, what he revealed was messed up, but he and Mack may be headed for a collision course soon. We got a decent show tonight with two new guys, BADD and Kain locking up, plus Brooke Wilson and Teal More collide.

Frankie Malone: And Thriller sends three worthless losers packing outta SEF in that losers leave town fatal four way.

Nick Miller: I agree there and our main event sees Vladimir and Big Country hook up, I feel IX will be involved, so lets get on with the show and find out.





'Blackened' by Metaillica kicks off the first Extreme Post-Wrestle X. Red lights are flashing all around the arena. The fans are mildly curious about what these newcomers to SEF have in store.

Brittany Fox: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall...!

Kain looks around at the crowd a second before taking off towards the ring.

Brittany Fox: Introducing first...from Hell...(!)

Brittany pauses with an odd expression on her face.

Brittany Fox: From Hell weighing in at...

Brittany is so busy concentrating on her announcing that she doesn't see Kain's running. He slides into the ring directly in her path and Brittany has to do some quick thinking. She hops over the man to applause from both Joe Dumar and the fans. She continues announcing while laughing a little.

Brittany Fox: From Hell weighing in at 190lbs...Kain!!!

Kain raises his fist.

'Bad' by Michael Jackson begins to play which brings BADD out to introduce the inexperienced crowd to some of his dance moves. They don't seem that impressed, neither does Kain who's probably seen the routine many times.

Brittany Fox: And his Opponent from BADDVILLE, weighing in at 200lbs...BADD!!! 

BADD climbs into the ring and aims his hand cannon at a section of the fans. The fans cheer thinking they might be getting free T-Shirts like the stunts WWE pull at breaks in their Shows. Kain watches with his hands on his hips, just wanting to get on with the match. Instead of T-Shirts confetti fires out disappointingly. BADD starts to turn around laughing at his antics. He turns straight into a clothesline by Kain. The man couldn't wait any longer. He stomps a mudhole on BADD as the Referee calls for the bell. The problem is that the weight of the cannon is hampering its owner's movements. Eventually Kain backs off to allow the Referee to remove the thing. As soon as he does BADD is taken down with another clothesline. Kain waits till he gets up and DDT's him off of the cannon before Dumar can get it out of the ring. BADD bleeds now. Kain covers and gets the three in a judgement call.

Brittany Fox: Here is your Winner...Kain!!!

Kain celebrates his win then slides out and shrugs at the bloody BADD as he makes his way to the back.

Nick Miller: Wow, a short match, but impressive by Kain who seems a lot more serious than BADD.

Frankie Malone: Yea, he may, but I don't really care for either new kid.





We go to the back now where Kain is walking through the curtain and we see Doug Melvin come up to him.

Doug: Kain, you just picked up your first win in SEF and it took like a matter of seconds, what are your thoughts?

Kain: Next week I had better get some-

Kain is cut off when a chair comes crashing over his back by some guy with long blonde hair and a scruffy beard. The guy drops the chair and pulls Kain around delivering a big ddt on the floor, then he stands up and looks down at Doug.

?: Before you ask, my name is Jay Nation and I just signed with SEF and to this piece of crap laying here, Kain, I will make my mark here at your expense!

Jay shoves Doug away as we hear the crowd booing and he walks off now.

Nick Miller: A cheap shot by this new guy, buy a hell of a statement.

Frankie Malone: yes it was and it wasn't cheap, it got the job done!





Brittany Fox: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall...

The lights dim and the fans cheer the imminent arrival of Teal Moore. A Wrestler that is gaining some respect and likeability among them. After the first line or two from Tim McGraw's 'How Bad Do You Want It?' Explosions go off. Teal Moore heads to the ring out of grey mist, stopping to high-five a few of the fans.

Brittany Fox: Introducing first Wilson, North Carolina weighing in at 123lbs...Teal Moore!!!

Teal slides in the ring posing for the fans and then perches atop a turnbuckle, looking focused while waiting for Brooke Wilson to arrive. 'El Reageton Latino' by Don Omar soon has her out on the stage. She heads to the ring and much like Teal, is friendly with the crowd.

Brittany Fox: And her Opponent...from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 126lbs...Brooke Wilson!!!

Wilson climbs through the ropes slowly to the delight of the males. Teal rolls her eyes a little unimpressed with this. Never the less the two respectfully shake hands in the middle of the ring. The bell rings and immediately Teal leaps up for a Moonsault Kick however, Brooke Matrixes out of it. Teal hits the canvas stomach first. Brooke runs to the ropes springboarding off to hit Flying High across the back. She connects but only gets two. She pulls her up to hit a Powerbomb again for 2. She backs up setting herself for a Spear. Teal gets up holding her ribs but she has the where-with-all to move when Brooke charges. As Brooke comes off the ropes she is caught with a Big Boot. She locks on a Chickenwing Crossface. Brooke frantically rolls towards the ropes. The spinning leaves the women dizzy and they lose their bearings. They roll under the ropes falling on the outside hard. Neither could do anything to protect themselves, they lay there hurt. Referee Joe reaches 6 by the time Teal reaches her feet. She breaks the count and the runs off the apron with a Double Axehandle to Brooke's back. She drives her head into the barricade then breaks the count again. Teal goes to the turnbuckle and tries to hit a Diving Hurricarana ala Petey Williams. She wraps her legs round Brooke who uses all the strength she has left to keep her up there. Teal's head is swung into the steps and the crowd gasp. Both women collapse, Teal's eyes go glassy. Brooke somehow gets in the ring to break the count at 9. She looks to charge Teal as she pulls herself up. Teal drop toe holds her into the steps on pure instinct. She is too out of it to pull herself up again and find the ring. They are counted out.

Brittany: Ladies and gentlemen we have no Winner due to a Double Countout!

Medics are sent out to tend to both though Teal looks the worse for wear since Brooke got her hands up a little on the drop toehold.

Nick Miller: These women wanted to win so bad they knocked each other out.

Frankie Malone: hey, maybe they can use my help being revived!





Thriller steps into the ring now as Future is fighting off Spike and Nicolas now. Nicolas turns to him and Thriller charges at him hitting The Perfectionist, a spear, then pins him, 1........2.........3! He gets up grinning and kicks Nic out of the ring, then pulls Spyke around and drops him with a clothesline. Future clubs Thriller in the back, then whips him to the ropes, but Thriller charges him, lifts up Future and nails a spinebuster.

Frankie Malone: As I expected, Thriller is dominating so far.

Thriller stands up and grabs Spyke charging with a clothesline, ducks it and nails a backbreaker. He grabs his legs now and turns him into Perfection at its Best and rolls him into a pin, 1.........2..........3! Thriller shoves him out of the ring and gets up. Future is up and turns, then Thriller kicks him in the gut, hooks his arms and nails Simply Greatness, then pins, 1...........2...........3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, The Serial Thriller!

Grillz by Nelly hits as Thriller gets on the ropes spreading his arm out wide getting booed and Big Country gets in the ring pointing to Thriller. We suddenly hear X by System of a Down hit the pa and out walks Shane Mack in an Impact X shirt and jeans with his right arm in a sling and his left around Whitney's shoulders who carries a ttile it seems, but hidden under a black cloth. McMoney is wearing an IX shirt as well and carrying his International Title and the three head to the ring, Mack has a t-shirt in his right hand. They get to the ring and McMoney rolls in, then Whitney steps in followed by Mack who watches her ass bend over the middle rope. Once in the ring Mack gets a mic and tosses the shirt to Thriller, then speaks.

Mack: Put that on man, before ya send this chicks in her into an early heart attack.

Thriller just looks shyly to himself and grins as Mack motions yea, so Thriller puts it on pointing to the name of their group on the front and smiling.

Mack: Ya see, last night may have been our biggest show to date, hell, it was and Matlock, hats off kid, you did pretty damn well, but once again I stole the show, I lived up to my name, and oh yea, I won. But forget you, your not even here at the arena, but I am and my business lies with this stupid bastard Vladimir. You wanna come back, reveal you were actually hear at the start, that is you held the World Heavyweight Title for the first time, before anyone else, well I should know if its true if anyone should and well I admit it, it is true. But Vladimir, last night you signed a warrant, a death warrant you sack of shit. You lifted me high and you drilled me into this mat after i went through hell, but ya know, I don't care about that. You can do anything ya want, beat me to hell and back and I will never stay down, I will not give a f'ck about you, but last night you didn't just touch me, so now Vladimir....

Mack looks to the camera now with a stone cold expression, he spits the gum he was chewing out and stares intensely.

Mack: Now you pay the price, you pay the man who will end you quicker than you can return to SEF, I'll send ya outta here in a damn bodybag son and your hopes of getting my title are slim to, well nah, there simply none. The World Heavyweight Title, this one....

Mack switches the mic to his right hand painfully holding it up and reaches back grabbing the title from Whitney revealing a custom title and he holds it up for all to see. He then hand sit back to Whitney who hold sit over her shoulder.

Mack: That belt never leaves me, that title is mine, Mack is SEF, no one deserves it, but me. Now then, BC, you got a match with Vladimir and ya know, since you have our backs every night, we all got yours and I think I'll add my commentatry to this one.

Mack drops the mic now as X rehits and he soon steps out of the ring with Whitney and heads over to the commentators table sitting down next to Frankie and putting a headset. Whitney sits on his lap and keeps the title held up on her shoulder. Thriller and McMoney get out of the ring and stand in front of the table as BC stays in the ring.

Nick Miller: Interesting comments Mack and well truthfully, that is a nice title you have as well.

Mack: Shut up Nick!

Frankie Malone: Yea man, leave Mack alone, he just wants to watch the main event.





We hear Dark Age by Vader playing over the pa and Vladimir is on the ring steps in his robe. He steps on to the apron and bends down stepping through the ropes, then he stands up and removes his robe revealing the same ring attire he wore at the end of Wrestle X, a pair of fingerless leather gloves and tonight his hair is tied back. As I forgot to mention as well he sports a black goattee and he just stares across the ring at BC who stands his ground staring back. McMoney and Thriller watch on from ringside as BC steps into Vladimir's face looking up and flipping him off. Vladimir suddenly brings his hands up grabbing BC by the throat and tossing him back into a corner, then he kicks him hard in the gut and whips him across the ring. BC staggers out and Vladimir charges nailing a huge boot knocking him down.

Nick Miller: Vladimir on the early offense and taking it to BC.

Mack: He'll get up and kick ass, watch!

Frankie Malone: Yea, what Mack said.

Vladimir has BC up and whips him to the ropes, but BC reverses and charges him for a clotheslines, but only staggers the big man. BC backs up and tries again, but Vladimir grabs him by the throat and executes a chokeslam. McMoney jumps on the apron now getting his and the refs attention. Thriller comes in the ring and gets Vladimir's attention, then looks for a spear, but Vladimir catche shim and lfits him up nailing a powerbomb.

Nick Miller: What a counter to a spear, my god!

Mack: Shut up Nick!

Vladimir turns now and nails McMoney knocking him to the floor, then BC gets up and charges with a knee to Vladimir's back. He then reaches up and tries locking Vladimir in a sleeper, but Vladimir lifts him up hitting a backdrop. Vladimir gets up and lifts BC up when we see McMoney get in the ring, but the ref holds him back. We then see the Boombastic Brothers run out and slide in charging Vladimir with a double shoulderblock staggering the big man back. Mack is up out of his chair and tosses a chair in the ring, then grabs Thriller off the apron and heads to the ramp as McMoney is in the ring with the chair and slams Vladimir in the back. Vlad just turns and sneers at him, then the Bros club Vlad in the back and McMoney rolls out of the ring joining Mack. Vlad counters the Bros double suplex with his own, then he sits up and soon delivers a big boot to BC. The Bros get up and receive a double chokeslam now, then Vlad lifts up BC into a tombstone position, stares down Mack and drops BC, then rears his head back rolling his eyes back as we hear Dark Age hit the pa, the fans cheering and our show soon comes to a close, we fade to black now.