WAR 87 {10/17/12}

[NBD]

October 17th, 2012



Back in the Joe Louis Arena for WAR on Wednesday night with a crowd ready to see a fucking show!!! Pyro blasts off over the ring making the fans get louder and "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed plays over the pa with Nick Miller yelling.

WELCOME TO WAR!!!

And then he says.

Tonight Rick Reynolds gets a secured World Title shot against Shane Mack inside the Hardcore Hell where the only way to win is by submission!

Black Bob lighting his blunt and puffing away sends the smoke up to mingle with the pyro smoke. The OG smiling as he says.

My man Mack gonna bust Rick down tonight and make dat boy tap out cause no one can help the Natural Sinner now!

Nick says.

It is definitely one on one between two great wrestlers. Speaking of, Taylor Andrews defends her II Title against Cool Jay Lou tonight! Not the only title on the line as we see the THC Title defended in a fatal four way to kick the night off!

The Hardcore Championship Fatal Four Way Match
John Carter v. Shane Ewing v. Skyler Moon v. Salman Van Dam(c)
Referee: Nykki Delight

SVD cleaning house until Shane ducks a spin kick to nail a neckbreaker. He yanks John Carter up for the Ewing Pride, but gets a jawbreaker instead. CWS comes running down with a singapore cane smacking John over the head, then he knocks Skyler Moon back down and out. CWS with a shot to Shane's head turns for SVD, but gets an Icon Kick and SVD pins Shane, ONE..................TWO...............THREE!

Here is your winner and still The Hardcore Champion.........Salman Van Dam!

SVD rolling out grabs his title and heads to the back as CWS sits up in a corner. The others clear out as CWS awaits his match next and Nick Miller says.

SVD retaining the THC Title again with the help of CWS who seemed to be after all four men. SVD able to use CWS to his advantage tonight.

In the back we see Nykki Delight heading down the hall when a fairly hairy arm pulls her into a room and its Jack Hines in his black sweatsuit. Jack all smiles as he says to Nykki.

Look here doll, I just talked to Viper and he said if you and I want to head on down to Memphis to chill for a while and recuperate, go ahead. He told me I had earned it anytime I wanted and said you had no obligation to stay. Its what we wanted, ready to go?

Nykki smirking now with her arms up around Jack's neck just says.

Baby, let's get the fuck outta here and take care of each other for a while!

Then Nykki plants a long kiss on Jack. They part and he just nods yea walking out of the room with her.

The Grand Minoru v. CWS
Referee: Harry Hunter

CWS all over Minoru with wild punches looks for an irish whip, but eats a kick to the jaw. Minoru with a standing shooting star press on CWS leaps upinto a stomp across the drunks head. The Grand Minoru raises CWS up into a backbreaker across his knee holding him in a submission hold pressing down on the jaw and knees. CWS fighting out rolls to the ropes, but gets a baseball slide dropkick out to the floor. Minoru leaping over the top rope with a suicide dives splash rolls up to his feet and yanks CWS up and into the ring. Minoru heading to the top rope comes off with a spinning wheel kick to CWS, then gets up nailing the Tokyo Tap before making the pin to win.

Here is your winner.......The Grand Minoru!



Icon Iron Championship Match
Cool Jay Lou v. Taylor Andrews(c)
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Into a lock up and Taylor moving behind jay for a hammerlock eats an elbow to the jaw. Jay running to the ropes springs back for a flying forearm smash,but Taylor with a dropkick sends the challenger to the mat. Taylor up and bouncing off the ropes baseball slides into Jay's right arm with a dropkick. The II Champ moves into an armbar wrenching hard on Jay's right arm. Jay fighting for the ropes gets a hold, so Taylor with a kick to his spine backs off smirking. Jay moving out for another lock up attempts a spinning kick instead, but Taylor ducking into a german suplex bridges for the pin, ONE.........TWO..kickout! Taylor getting up with a kick to Jay's ribs keeping him down, then she applies a facelock and tries for a ddt. Jay with forearms to her sides rips Taylor up and over for a northern lights suplex bridging for the pin, ONE.......TWO..kickout! Jay rolling off pushes himself up as does Taylor and the two rush into each other with a clotheslines. Both champion and challenger lay on the mat as the ref counts and Nick Miller says.

Jay coming back strong until he and Taylor nearly took each out. Hey, who's that?

Coming down the aisle is dark haired man with an average build, moustache, his hair wavy and long. His expression cold and calculating as he watches the ring which he approaches slowly. Taylor and Jay on their feet after a count of seven and they exchange chops and punches with Taylor turning as ide headlock into a back suplex. She gets up heading to the top rope, but the dark haired man is at ringside and leaps to the apron to shove Taylor down to the mat. He steps in the ring as the ref calls for the bell and Jay gets up in a corner.
Here is your winner by disqualification and still the II Champion.......Taylor Andrews.

The dark haired man lifts Taylor up to hit what resembles the old Ares Atom Bomb, but the man more sadistic after hitting with a cold stare while on his his knees. He slowly stands as Jay comes out of the corner to high five him when "Lowlife" plays over the pa bringing Shane Mack down grinning big. He rolls on into the ring springing up to high five the man who laid out Taylor, then calls for a mic and lifts it up to say.

Taylor Andrews, a fine piece of ass and hell of a prodigy you were, but impact X doesn't include you anymore. This man here is replacing you as is Cool Jay Lou cause I don't want a chick, I want teammates. Something is a brewing and the rebellion needs to be stronger than ever, so if you really want to remain a part of iX, then we may be able to bring ya back in. Thing is, we really don't need you Taylor, cause the three of us alone are the real renegades of peace!

Mack hands off the mic to the still unknown, but speculated to be Ares, man who lifts it to say with a bit of a sneer.

The name is Jake Voss, though most of you may remember a man known as Ares or even those damn days as the Redneck!

His nose crinkling and Jake just says.

Oh, and Taylor, honey, no hard feelings, just business!

He laughs and hands the mic to Jay who just waves it off, but Mack snags it to say.

And oh yea boys and girls, if you have a problem with any of that, then just....

He holds the mic out for all three men to yell.

KISS THIS

Then Mack drops the mic and "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine plays over the pa. All three men do crotch chops over Taylor, then exit the ring to a fair amount of heat, though Mack still pretty popular and the World Champ could care less as he strolls outta here.



Handicapped Tag Team Tornado Match
Destruction & Axel v. The Rockstar + Ice Bull + Chris Paine + jWo
Referee: Harry Hunter

The Rockstar, Ice Bull, Chris Paine, and Robbie rush Destruction as Axel makes his way down and runs now sliding in. Willy and Joe rush him keeping the monster down. Ice Bull and Rockstar hammer Slash into a corner while Chris and Robbie try for a double suplex on Thrash. He counters taking both Rob and Chris down, then gets up rushing in behind Ice Bull with forearms to the back. Thrash drags the Bull near the ropes lifting him up into a press tossing the fairly big man out against the guard rail. Robbie and Chris are up and slam forearms to Thrash's back while Slash headbutts his way out of the corner flooring Rockstar to the mat. Willy and Joe have Axel up nailing a double russian leg sweep, then Willy heads to the top as Joe nails a leg drop. Slash with a press on Rockstar tosses him out to the floor and Joe comes over hammering Slash with punches as Willy nails a senton bomb to Axel, then springs up helping Joe with Slash. Slash with an elbow to Joe's jaw kicks Willy in the gut and rips him up for a powerbomb slamming him hard to the mat. Joe clubbing Slash across his back looks for a bulldog, but gets shoved to the ropes. He springs back into a boot to his face from Slash who runs over with a clothesline to the back of Robbie's head. Thrash fighting off Chris shoves him to the ropes, but Chris dives into a double leg takedown nearly lifting the monster off his feet. Slash with a spinebuster on Robbie as Thrash drives elbows to Chris' back, then hits a knee to the face. Thrash with a gut buster, then turns Chris over as Slash flies off the second rope for Total Destruction. Thrash with the pin, ONE.............TWO...........THREE, and Slash kicking Axel in his head.

Here are your winners..........Destruction and Axel!

And Slash rips up Axel getting help from Thrash to nail a double gutwrench powerbomb as "Indestructible" by Disturbed plays over the pa. Rockstar heading to the back already as Destruction heads that way after seeing everyone down and out. In the back Rockstar is met by Greg Boone who asks.

So Rockstar, what happened out there, what went wrong?

Rockstar livid and scoffing just says.

First of all chump, its simply The Star because from here on out I will be showing all of you who the real Star around here is! As for what happened out there, its a travesty of justice for I was forced on to a team. The Star is a solo man going straight for the top, besides, those freaks we had to face are inhuman and I should not have been forced into such a horrible environment!

The Star walking off not letting Greg ask anything else, so the interviewer just says.

Well apparently The Rockstar is now just The Star and no more a team player, as if he ever was! Destruction dominant as ever as we just saw and they even took out their own partner!

Frank Hussar steps into view indicating to Greg he should leave, so the interviewer does and now we see Rick Reynolds strut over. Frank grizzly and unemotional just stares ahead with his arms crossed over his big chest. Reynolds in a flashy blue robe with white ruffles and his blonde hair slicked with some wetness to it. A big grin as usual on his face and the Natural Sinner arrogantly says.

The real star is right here and soon to be new World Heavyweight Champion after I get done schooling the real Shane Mack. It doesn't matter that last year when I owned him it wasn't really Mack because had it been, the result would be the same. Rick Reynolds is superior to Shane "Daddy" Mack as well as that chumpstain owner who knows what's good for him by staying behind the scenes. I am the real owner of SEF because when Rick Reynolds walks these halls and walks like only he can to his ring, everyone is speechless in amazement at the living legend before them! That World strap belongs to me and Shane Mack belongs to me as the student is already the master of perfection!

And Rick smiling big as ever slaps Frank on the shoulder, then walks off with the big man to the ring.



Main Event
World Heavyweight Championship Hardcore Hell Match
Rick Reynolds v. Shane Mack(c)
The Hardcore Hell match is the chain link cage, plus it only stands 10 feet high starting from the ring apron and has a roof. Inside in each corner are the trash cans full of weapons, win by submission only.
Referee: Smokey McWeed

"King of the Hole" by Skrew plays over the pa while Rick struts on up the steel steps and into the ring where he disrobes arrogantly, then looks up at the cage above the ring hovering just out of reach. "Lowlife" by Kid Rock plays now and here comes the World Champ to a huge ovation despite his earlier actions. The crowd tired of booing Rick though and Mack just struts on down patting the World Title around his waist. He gets to the ring and hops on the apron dancing around, then skips in to his muscle pose. Mack popping up in a crotch chop turning towards Rick as he does it, then disrobes. The cage is lowered around the two men and once the bell rings they explode in punches, then chops to the chest. Mack with an irish whip sending Rick to a corner catches him coming out with a back body drop. Mack turning into a leap stomps the forehead of Rick, then drops a leg across his throat. Mack rolls up pulling Rick up into an armbar, then nails a russian leg sweep. Mack rolling through to his feet backs up into a trash can in the corner. He turns and rips up the can smashing it down sideways on top of Rick's chest, then pulls a singapore cane from the can. Rick trying to get up gets cracked over the back getting covered in red welts. Mack lights him up hardcore, then nails a white russian leg sweep and heads to the top rope flying off with X to the chest. Mack on his feet dancing around arrogantly and he picks up a cheese grater. Rick getting up and Mack tosses the grater at him, then Da Shows Ova, but Rick ducking just barely. Mack countering quickly with a clothesline drops Rick, then stomps away at him before stomping his forehead again. Mack lifting the Natural Sinner up into a piledriver now sits him up into a rear chinlock. Rick screaming in pain pulls himself to the ropes and then to his feet. Mack letting go nails an elbow to the kidneys, then whips Rick across the ring. Rick reversing and Mack springs back into a cross body, but gets a dropkick to the chest. Rick getting up with a singapore cane in hand starts wailing Mack across his back, then stands over him choking the World Champ with the cane. He drops it and applies a camel clutch sitting as low as he can screaming at Mack to tap. Mack screaming in pain just tries to get free, crawls for the cane and grabs it smacking Rick in the head. The hold is broken after a couple more shots and Rick staggering as Mack tries to get up. Rick running back over stays on Mackwith a kick to his chest, then stomps away at him. He picks up the cheese grater and smacks it down across Mack's head, then grates away at his head letting the blood flow. Rick pulls Mack into a double arm backbreaker, then applies a Texas Cloverleaf. Mack scrambling to get free flails his arms and tries powering out. He crawls for the ropes and Rick just hangs on yelling to give it up. Mack looking drained raises a hand, but punches the mat, pushes himself up and forward to grab the ropes. Rick holds on though and Mack pulls himself up the ropes and cage wall forcing the break. Rick turning around with clubs to Mack's back, then rips him off the cage with a german suplex flipping the World Champ over to his stomach. Rick getting up goes to Mack calling for the end and drops into the Show Strangla, or tries to. Mack slipping free rolls away and both men get up rushing into a clothesline. Mack ducking hits the ropes and leaps up and off them into a moonsault as Rick turns. Mack taking him down springs up to his feet over Rick doing a crotch chop. He stomps on Rick's forehead yet again, then drops into the Show Strangla locking it in tight. Rick flailing his arms twists and turns trying to wrench free. Mack hanging on as tight as he can while Rick tries to get turned around to attempt lifting up The Showsteala. Mack keeps Rick grounded though and wears him out enough to pass out, so the ref checks his arms three times and three times it falls.

Here is your winner by knock out and still SEF World Heavyweight Champion........Shane Mack!

"Lowlife" plays over the pa and the cage raises up as Mack falls back releasing the hold. He rolls to the ropes pulling himself and gets the title from the ref holding it high with a grin. Frank Hussar drags Rick out helping him to the back glancing at Mack with a look of impending doom. Mack careless as usual after the match is over just flaunts his gold to the whole crowd as the man when Taylor Andrews emerges from there sliding in the ring behind Mack. He turns in time to eat a superkick from the real T & A, then she exits as Cool Jay Lou and Jake Voss head that way. Taylor heading out through the crowd as the new iX members collect in the ring and WAR comes to an end.