Carnage 30 {11/25/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

November 25th, 2003

The shot comes alive with Nothing Else Matters playing and pyro shooting off inside the SE Texas Arena in Beaumont Texas. The camera moves about the arena capturing the fans waving their hands and signs in the air. After a few minutes it drops down to Joey Styles and Joel Gertner at ringside who are sitting at the commentators table, fans jumping around behind them.

Styles: Hello all you redneck Texans and welcome to SEF Carnage. We have quite some action for you tonight.

Gertner: Yea we do, four different titles on the line, plus a number one contenders match to the Women's Title.

Styles: Like women deserve a title, but hey, I don't run SEF.

Gertner: No you don't, that cool as fuck man they call Mack does. Reminds of Heyman only skinnier and obviously better looking, least thats what she said.

Styles: You haven't changed. Lets just call the show ok. Tonight, Strife and Mickey Dragon, to men who have a huge storied past collide for the first time in SEF over the Xtreme Title.

Gertner: Oh man, this one is out there, looks incredible. Then ya got Courtney and Casey, good looking and good athletes, but after that, the Women's Title match. Emily with her legs, Chae with her, well cuteness, and Kayleia with, um with her looks and muscles.

Styles: Damn Gertner, their just women. Anyways, following that is Xanthus's IC Title defense against Jason York and the main event will be the Night Hawks, Bulldozer and Max Muscle fighting Bubba and D-Von, the Dudleyz.

Gertner: Fuck yes, the Dudleyz will kick ass and reign supreme because they are the greatest tag tea in theis world. Argue that one Styles.

Styles: Well they are great and tonight should be great as well.





Fatal Four Way
#1 Contender To SEF Women's Title
Kim Hardy vs. Lita vs. Cassidy Michaels vs. Patricia Stratigias w/Spike Dudley

All four women are in the ring and soon enough, Lita goes flying at Cassidy tackling her and laying in punches. Patricia and Kim starts exchanging chops, then Patricia kicks Kim in the stomach and whips her into the ropes, nails a chick kick on her and goes for the pin. Lita though jumps up and drops an elbow to Patricia's back breaking the pin, then picks her up and nails a ddt. Cassidy gets up and clotheslines Lita in the back, then whips her into the ropes and dropkicks her. Kim gets up and looks for a suplex on Cassidy, but gets reversed into a suplex and dropped with an elbow. Patricia gets up and grabs Cassidy's head and gives her a bulldog, but as she gets up, Lita kicks her in the gut and powerbombs her. Lita then climbs up top and does a Moonsault to Kim and pins.........1............2..........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall.............................Lita!

LoveFuryEnergyPassion hits as Lita stands up with her hands in the ar and poses for the crowd.

Styles: Nice win, Lita definitely earned her shot.

Gertner: Oh yea, wish she would give me a shot.





SEF Xtreme Championship
Strife vs. Mickey Dragon[c]

The two men are standing in the ring staring deadlocked into each others eyes. Weapons are laying in the ring in preperation of the match and the Xtreme Title is still in Mickey's hand which he has raised up near their heads. He points to Strife and mouths something, then drops it and lets loose a right hand. Strife respond with his own and they are soon slugging it out. Both men struggle to gain control over the other, but neither wants to lose it till Mickey ends up going low with a kick and coming off the ropes clotheslining Strife. Mickey then looks around the ring, then grabs a singapore cane and waits for Strife to get up. Once he does, Mickey swings, but Strife ducks it at the last second and drop toe holds Mickey across the bottom rope. Strife grabs a stop sign and slams it over Mickey's back, then grabs the cane and hops outside where he nails Mickey right in the head with a cane shot. Strife grabs Mickey and drags him over to the table, looks to beat him down on the table, but Mickey grabs a drink of Joel Gertner's and smashes the glass over Strife's head busting him open. Mickey gets a chair and slams it across Strife's back, then lifts him up and whips him across the floor backfirst into the guard rail. Mickey runs at him with a dropkick, but Strife moves and Mickey gets his leg caught in the rail. Strife recovers and gets a trash can from under the ring, slams it over Mickey's head and keeps it there. Strife slimbs up in the ring, goes to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a leg drop to the trash can on Mickey's head and gets a Holy Shit chant for it. After recovering from hurting himself, Strife goes for the pin, but Mickey kicks out after two. Strife looks a lil schocked, but just picks up Mickey and looks to send him into the steel steps, but gets reversed and crashes into them himself. Mickey stumbles, but composes himself and gets a ladder from the ring and looks to ram it into Strife who moves and pushes the ladder into the ringpost. Strife then kicks at Mickey, then rolls him into the ring, grabs the ladder and brings that in too. Strife sets up the ladder at the edge of the ropes and then goes towork on Mickey with a two by four for a bit. He then lays a stop sign on Mickey and starts climbing the ladder, but Mickey somehow gets up and starts climbing the other side. The two reach the top and starts slugging it out, both trying for moves off the ladder, but blocking each other. The ladder is starting to rock, but seems sturdy when from the back, Red Static comes running out and slides into the ring. Strife and Mickey just barely catch a glimpse at him when Red runs and boots the side of the ladder causing Mickey and Strife to plummet to the outside, going through the announce table and bouncing their heads off the guard rail and both getting knocked out. Red just smiles sickly, but then, Xanthus comes running out with a chair, tosses it to Red and nails the Ghetto Busta on him, then leaves the ring. The ref is unsure of what to do when Mack comes out and makes a call, tells the ref and J-Lo, then gets a EMT's out there.

J-Lo: As a result of both men being knocked out, this match has been declared a draw!

Some medics help Strife and Mickey to teh back, practically carrying them, Mack helping do that as well.

Styles: Wow, that was definitely a hell of a match and worthy of anyones standards to be great.

Gertner: Yea it was. Who cares how it ended, those two men gave a great show.





Singles Match
Casey Emerson vs. Courtney Michaels

The two women are in the ring and soon they start tearing into one another. Courtney backs up Casey into a corner and chokes her a bit, then punches her before whipping across the ring. Courtney charges Casey, but gets a kick to the face and Casey comes flying off the second rope with a clothesline taking down Courtney. Casey lays in some elbows, then lifts up Courtney, whips her into the ropes and looks for a spinning kick, but Courtney ducks and comes back with a hard clothesline. She then lifts up Casey, gives her a piledriver, then goes up top and nails a moonault and pins..........1.............2...........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall............................Courtney Michaels!

Tourniquet hits and Courtney stands up, but then the music cuts and Always by Saliva hits. Whitney Marret walks out on stage and stares down at Courtney, smiling at her and claps her hands for courtney who starts pulling at her hair and going nuts. Whitney just chuckles and heads to the back.

Styles: Nice win for Courtney, but some weird stuff with her and Whitney.

Gertner: Yea, crazy broads, both are hot, but ya know Whitney is taken, so hey, crazy chicks need it.





Triple Threat Match
SEF Women's World Championship
Emily vs. Chae Stratigias vs. Kayleia Manson[c]

All three women are in the ring and it starts with Kayleia egging on Chae, but Emily teams up with Chae and they both start nailing elbows to Kayleia, then whip her into the ropes and looks for a double clothesline. Kayleia though ducks and comes back with a double clothesline herself, then picks up Emily and tosses her outside. She turns around and is kicks in the stomach by Chae, then Chae tries for a suplex, but is reversed into one by Kayleia. Kayleia picks up Chae and tries for a powerbomb, but is countered with a hurracanrana. Chae then nails a dropkick on Kayleia and soon drops her with hard ddt. Emily comes running in and clubs Chae in the back, then whips her into the ropes and looks for a spinning kick, but Chae ducks and drops Emily with a reverse ddt. Chae dropkicks Kayleia in the head, then goes up top and the Sparkling Star-Press on Emily and pins.........1...........2..........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and new SEF Womens World Champion...............................Chae Stratigias!

Trouble hits as Chae gets her titleand raises it up with a huge smile on her face and poses for the crowd.

Styles: Well, looks like Chae is quite happy and should be with that huge win.

Gertner: Yea, she certainly showed those other two girls. Wonder if any of them need help with anything, celebration, consoling, Gertner's their man.





SEF Intercontinental Championship
Jason York vs. Xanthus[c]

Both men are in the ring and York looks for a clothesline, but Xanthus ducks and nails him with a superkick, then hits a standing moonsault and pins, but only gets two. Xanthus lifts up York and whips him into the ropes, hits a spinning kick and jumps up top, then nails the Gangsta Splash and pins..........1..............3..............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and still SEF Intercontinental Champion........................Xanthus!

The Way I Am hits as Xanthus grabs his title and celebrates.

Styles: Pretty quick victory for Xanthus.

Gertner: Yea, York must be a dork.





Tables Match
SEF World Tag Team Championship
The Night Hawks vs. The Dudley Boyz[c]

Both teams are in the ring and right away, the Dudlexy eliminate Bulldozer to the outside with a doube clothesline. Max comes running over, but gets a lifted up and given the 3D. Bubba tells D-Von to get the tables, but they both get one and set them up. Bubba picks up Max and scoop slams him through a table, then holds his legs and D-Von flies off the top rope with a headbutt to his nuts. Bulldozer comes running and clubs Bubba in the back, then looks for a powerbomb, but D-Von shoulder tackles his knee and soon, they give Bulldozer a 3D through the other table.

J-Lo: Here are your winners and still World Tag Team Champions.............................The Dudley Boyz!

Bombshell hits as the Dudleyz pose with their titles.

Styles: Well I must say, the Dudleyz showed those two new guys something tonight.

Gertner: Yea they did, Whasssssuuuppp is right. Bubba and D-Von gave them chumps a beating.

Styles: That they did, but the show is now over, so goodbye and goodnight everyone.