Evolution 12 {5/30/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

May 30th, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Evolution 169 by Nevermore begins playing and Evolution kicks off live from the sold out Pensacola Civic Center In Pensacola, Florida! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table!

Kid: Welcome people, welcome to one and only nonstop action show in wrestling today! Ya all ready for SEF?

Em: God damn it, they sound ready man! And with the card tonight I don't blame them!

Kid: Oh yea, first off man, that fucking tables match between Patricia and Whitney is outta sight! Two hotties getting hardcore, whooee!

Em: Uh huh, I wouldn't mind a piece of either one, course Mack may kill me over Whitney, but what a way to go!

Kid: Man, well, I don't blame ya! But hey, that triple threat match with Blake, D-Von, and Velzian looks damn good too!

Em: Yea, plus that hardcore deal between Jackal and Chris is pretty decent!

Kid: And Ricky McMoney makes his debut as well! Now let's get rolling!





Singles Match

Ricky makes his way to the ring and Bubba Ray fails to show, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Ricky!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout...............Ricky McMoney!

Kid: Man, it's not like Bubba to no show!

Em: Maybe he is taking this shit with D-Von too much to heart!





Singles Match
Kayleia Manson w/Bryan Kanyon vs. Emily

No Show





Hardcore Rulz

Jackal and Chris both make their way out and Chris immediately goes for a clothesline, but Jackal ducks and gives him a neckbreaker! Jackal wastes lil time bringing in some weapons and soon takes it to Chris with a singapore cane, really laying into him! Jackal drops that and looks for a suplex, but Chris blocks and hits one of his own! Chris then grabs a trash can and goes to nail Jackal, but instead gets caught in a drop toe hold and lands on the trash can! Jackal then grabs a stop sign and bashes Chris in the back, then lays it down and picks up Chris hitting the jackal effect on the stop sign and pinning him, 1.........2..........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall..............The Jackal!

Don't Tread On Me hits and Jackal celebrates his win!

Kid: Whoa man, Jackal just fucking won a match! Hell yea!

Em: Nice one too, maybe his luck is turning around!





Triple Threat Match

All three men eventually make it to the ring and D-Von starts things off when he lunges at Blake, trading punches with him! Velzian grins at them , then after about seven to eight punches, he clotheslines them both, picks up Blake and whips him into the ropes hitting him with a kick to the gut and powerbombing him! D-Von is up and clubs Velzian in the back, then backdrops him to the mat! He stomps on Velzian before picking him up for a suplex in which Velzian blocks D-Von and shoves him back, then hits him with a ddt! Blake staggers up, but is met a couple rights from Velzian, then set up and hit with the flatliner, laying Blake out! D-Von runs at Velzian, but gets met with a spear! Velzian then picks up D-Von and hits the career killer and pins, 1.........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall...............Andrew Velzian!

Velzian's music hits as he celebrates with Cassie!

Kid: Damn man, that was a nice match there! Them boys took it to one another!

Em: That's for damn sure! Muthafucka's were relentless and all wanted to win!





Tables Match
SEF Women's World Championship
If Patricia Loses, She Can Never Have Another Women's Title Shot

Patricia makes her way out to the ring and soon, so does Whitney who is accompanied by Julie! Patricia looks at Julie, wondering what she is doing out here, when Whitney catches her off guard and dropkicks Patricia in the back, then gives her a bulldog! Whitney turns Patricia over and starts pounding her head on the mat and slapping the taste out of her mouth! Whitney then picks up Patricia and looks for a suplex, but Patricia slips behind her and backdrops her then grabs her by the hair and backs her into a corner, laying in some chops! Meanwhile, Julie sets up a table on the outside right next to the ring! Patricia has Whitney in a side headlock and looks for a bulldog, but Julie comes in and levels her with a couple forearm shots before picking up Patricia in a press slam and dropping her down on her face! The ref gets Julie out of the ring while Whitney picks up Patricia and gives her a ddt, then whips her into the ropes and looks for a clothesline! Patricia ducks though and comes back grabbing Whitney and looking for the stratisfaction! Whitney however lifts up Patricia and tosses over the top rope and through the table Julie set up!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still Women's Champion..............Whitney Marret!

Soldier hits as Whitney celebrates with her title and Julie stands with her!

Kid: Man, Patricia was double teamed for a lil bit, but what a slam through the table by Whitney!

Em: Uh huh! Mack's woman is fucking brutal man, but still hot! Lucky ass!

Kid: Yea he is! Anyways, that's it for tonight, later people, peace.