Evolution 21 {9/5/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

September 5th, 2003

Head Like A Hole starts playing over the system as some pyro shoots off inside of the New Orleans Arena. The camera pans around the arena catching all the fans who are anxiously awaiting tonight's show. It then stops on Kid Rock who has Eminem on one side and Shane Cobain on the other at the commentator's table.

Kid: Yeehaw muthafuckas, we be up in nice New Orleans tonight and we got a pretty hot show.

Em: Yea we do dogg and the main event will see a woman, the CEO herself Whitney challenge Viper for the World Title.

Shane: Shit, that one is gonna be messed up cause Whitney is our boss and a great wrestler, but Viper is damn good and so much more stronger.

Kid: It is crazy, but my favorite match is that two out of three falls deal between Patricia and Cassie, nice one.

Em: Ooh yea it is, them honeys be hot. But hey, we also got two singles titles on the line and nice lil singles gig between two new chicks.

Shane: Yea, Becky and Fayte are really going at it, but the match could be a lot better.

Kid: Kinda like the US Title match looks to be, D-Von and Matt both want, but only one can have it.

Em: True to that and as for Jackal's defense, I'd say he has Angelus taken care of, guy hasn't done shit.

Shane: I know, fucking asshole that he is. I still can't wait to see the main event though, this should be interesting and good.





Best Two Of Three Falls
First Fall: Bra & Panties
Second Fall: Paddle On A Pole
Third Fall: Mud Bath Match
Cassie Michaels w/Andrew Velzian vs. Patricia Stratigias w/Spike Dudley
Referee: Shawn Michaels

The pool of mud is at the entrance, the paddle is hanging in a corner of the ring, but the first fall is Bra & Panties and without wasting time, Don't Let Me Get Me hits and Cassie comes walking out with Velzian by her side. Fighter then hits and out comes Patricia with Spike by her side. Velzian and Spike stay at ringside as Cassie and Patricia go face to face in the ring and soon, Cassie shoves Patricia who looks for a spear, but Cassie sidesteps her and tosses Patricia into a corner. Cassie goes to the outside and starts stomping on Patricia, then takes her by the hair and slams Patricia into the commentator's table. Cassie looks to whip Patricia into the steel steps, but gets reversed and driven into them herself. Patricia rolls in the ring to recover for a bit, but Cassie somehow comes in and jumps on Patricia, choking her. The two roll about a bit and in the process, Patricia loses her shirt revealing a red lace bra. Patricia then slaps Cassie and grabs her by the head looking for a bulldog, but Cassie blocks her and gives her a backdrop. Cassie then lifts up Patricia's legs and looks to rip off her shorts when she gets rolled up and Patricia takes off Cassie's pants revealing a black thong. As she holds up the pants, Cassie gets pissed and clotheslines Patricia hard, then pulls off her shorts revealing a pair of red lace panties and winning the first fall.

J-Lo: Here is your winner of the first fall....................Cassie Michaels!

Cassie celebrates her win and after a few minutes, the second fall starts, a Paddle On A Pole match. Cassie immediately kicks Patricia in the stomach and beats her into a corner, then walks over and starts climbing up after the paddle. Patricia jumps up and dropkicks Cassie off the top rope, sending her crashing to the floor and hitting her head on the guardrail. Patricia smiles at this and climbs up grabbing the paddle and winning the match. She then brings Cassie into the ring and starts paddling her.

J-Lo: Here is your winner of the second fall.................Patricia Stratigias!

Patricia celebrates her win and after a few minutes, HBK motions for both women over to the pool of mud for the Mud Bat Match as he heads on over. Patricia picks up a still hurt Cassie and drags her over, slamming her into the guardrail along the way. Once at the edge f the pool, Patricia looks to throw Cassie in, but Cassie stops her and gives Patricia a suplex into the pool, landing in it as well. Cassie then jumps on Patricia and starts pounding her head into the bottom of the pool, then holds her head in the mud for a lil bit at a time. She soon lifts up Patricia and gives her a ddt, then drags her out and rams her head into a electrical box and soon after powerbombs Patricia into the pool. Cassie rolls the box to the edge of the pool and gets on top, then leaps off with a Shooting Star Press landing on Patricia in the pool and pins her as HBK counts, 1.........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner of the third fall and the match..............Cassie Michaels!

Don't Let Me Get Me hits as Cassie slowly stands up covered in mud wearing her shirt and thong. Patricia lay in the mud in just her bra & panties. Velzian comes over and the two head to the back as Spike check on Patricia.

Kid: Oh yea boys, that's my kind of match, what hot ass action that was.

Em: No shit dogg, then two tore it up and gave as all a lil peek.

Shane: Uh huh, Patricia and Cassie can do that everyday as far as I am concerned, I'll never get bored.





SEF United States Championship
D-Von Dudley vs. Matt Matlock[c]
Referee: Dr. Dre

A missile soon drops down and Bombshell explodes over the pa as D-Von comes out looking pumped for his match. He makes his way to the ring and does his thing, then waits as a howl is heard and soon following, Born With Nothing, Die With Everything hits over the system and out walks Matt with his US Title around his waist. He slaps fans hand before making his way into the ring and holding up his title, then hands it off and just before the bell rings, D-Von comes charging across the ring and clotheslines Matt. He then stomps away at Matt, picks him up and slams his head into a corner before laying in some punches on him. D-Von whips Matt across the ring to another corner and charges him, but Matt moves out of the way and then grabs D-Von in a waistlock giving him a german suplex. Matt gets up and kicks away at D-Von, then lifts him up and scoop slams him, goes up top and looks for an elbow drop, but as he comes down, D-Von rolls away and jumps up really kicking at Matt, nailing him in the ribs with hard kicks. D-Von picks up Matt and whips him into the ropes looking for a back elbow, but Matt moves and comes off the ropes landing an elbow to D-Von's chest. He then lifts up D-Von and places him on the top rope, climbs up and looks for the Matlock Drop and hits it. D-Von looks to be about out and Matt pins and Dre counts, 1........2.........D-Von gets his foot on the ropes. Matt jumps up and looks irate, kicking at D-Von, then drags him away from the ropes and pins again as Dre counts, 1.......2......kickout! Matt jumps up again and looks mad, picks up D-Von and suplexes him, then goes up top and looks for a moonsault, but D-Von makes it up and climbs up, backdropping Matt to the mat. D-Von makes his way up and gets behind Matt who get to his feet. D-Von nails a hard punch to Matt's back, then grabs him and hits a huge reverse ddt and pins as Dre counts, 1........2........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and new SEF United States Champion.......................D-Von Dudley!

Bombshell hits as D-Von gets up and is awarded the US Title. He just stares it and gets a smile, posing with it.

Kid: Holy shit guys, D-Von just fucking won a singles title, what a match that was too.

Em: Damn right man, both these guys gave their all and D-Von finally did it.

Shane: Wow, about damn time and my hats off to both men, nice match.





Singles Match
Fayte vs. Becky Carlson
Referee: Shawn Michaels

Her Ghost In The Fog hits and Fayte makes her way out to the ring. Then. Click Click Boom hits and Becky comes running out. As soon as she hits the ring, both women charge each other and nail a double clothesline. They recover quickly and then lock up with one another, both pretty evenly matched, but the tide turns when Becky kicks Fayte in the knee and then backs up some nailing her with a spinning kick and pinning as HBK counts, 1......2......kickout! Becky picks up Fayte by the hair and drags her into a corner where she lays into her with chops before whipping Fayte into the ropes and hitting her with a dropkick. Becky then goes to the top and looks to leap off, but Fayte jumps up and runs over nailing Becky with a couple elbows before climbing up and delivering a hurracanrana to Becky off the top rope. Both women lay on the mat and HBK reaches a count of a six before Fayte gets up and soon following, Becky gets up. They starts throwing punches back and forth when Fayte gets the better of it and whips Becky into the ropes looking for a backdrop, but instead gets kicked in the face and nailed with a ddt. Becky then gets up, pulling Fayte up by the hair and kicks her in the stomach, then lifts her up for Try To Shut Me Up, but Fayte rolls over top her head and comes down, pulling Becky into a clutch pin and HBK counts, 1..........2..........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner....................Fayte!

Her Ghost In The Fog hits as Fayte gets up celebrating, but Becky looks pissed and kicks her in the back, then slams her head down hard. She goes outside and gets a steel chair, brings it in and lays waste to Fayte before leaving the ring.

Kid: Damn, nice lil match with Fayte getting the surprise win and Becky leaving her in a heap.

Em: No shit, Becky was pissed and Fayte even after technically winning looks like she lost.

Shane: In a way ya can't blame Becky, both women did a great job, but hey, I don't think this deal is over yet.





Backstage

Inside the office of SEF's CEO, Whitney is seen in here gear looking ready as she can be for tonight. Her Women's Title lay on her desk as she sits on her sofa trying to prepare herself for what is about to come, the match of her career, her one on one encounter with Viper.

Kid: Man, Whitney is looking pumped and hot as ever.

Em: I know, but against Viper, this is really gonna be a step for her.

Shane: No shit, she goes from beating Cassie to facing Viper, damn what a difference.





XCW Television Championship
Angelus vs. The Jackal[c]
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Angelus is already in the ring when Don't Tread On Me hits and out walks Jackal with both his title. he gets in the ring and Angelus flies at him, but Jackal just steps to the side and hammering Angelus with punches in the corner. He then whips Angelus into the corner with such force that Angelus gets sent to the mat face first. Jackal walks over and lifts up Angelus for a press slam, but while in the air, Angelus thumbs Jackal's eye and slips down behind him, clubs him in the back, then runs the ropes and gives him a front dropkick. Angelus picks up Jackal and tries for a neckbreaker, but Jackal counters with one of his own, then picks up Angelus and whips into the ropes, nails a clothesline and elbows him in the chest, then pins as Cracker counts, 1........2.......kickout! Jackal gets up and kicks at Angelus a lil bit before lifting him up and hitting him with a hanging suplex. He then picks up Angelus and nails the Jackal Effect and pins as Cracker counts, 1.........2.........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still XCW Television Champion............The Jackal!

Don't Tread On Me hits as Jackal poses with his titles before leaving.

Kid: Nice match there, Jackal was impressive in his title defense.

Em: Yea he was, Angelus tried flying at him, but Jackal put him down.

Shane: Hell yea, Jackal is really doing better and even though Matt lost earlier, they are both a step up from their first tenture in SEF.





Backstage

Just behind the curtain of the entrance, Whitney is shown ready for her match, but down the hallway some and in the doorway of his room, Viper is shown looking ready as well, his gear on with his title around his waist, face like a statue, no emotion, no give to him.

Kid: Damn dogg, These two are pretty fucking serious about this match.

Em: I know, Whitney seems to have to prove herself and Viper is set on never losing.

Shane: What a great match this will be guys.





SEF World Heavyweight Championship
Whitney Marret vs. Viper[c]
Referee: Shawn Michaels

Soldier plays over the pa as Whitney comes walking out with her title around her waist. She smiles and waves to the fans as she makes her into the ring. Then, Superman hits and out walks Viper who has his title around his waist and just looks around the arena before heading to the ring and climbing in. HBK takes the World Title and holds it up, then calls for the bell. Whitney just stands there as Viper steps into the middle of the ring. She eyes him cautiously and does the same, stepping up to him and despite the huge size difference, she shows no fear. Viper looks for a lock up and Whitney does the same and what would appear to be Viper throwing Whitney to the ground, he doesn't, but instead let's her shove him backwards. He smiles to her as she looks on confused, then suddenly runs at him and starts nailing him with elbows to the head, backing him into a corner. She then looks for an irish whip, but Viper reverses and sends her flying into the opposite corner so hard that she flies to the mat on her face in the middle of the ring. Viper then takes his time grabbing her by the hair looks for some move, but Whitney stops him and fires away with elbows. Viper reels a lil, but recovers quickly and knees her in the stomach, then lifts her up in a press slam holding her up for a lil bit, a few seconds with just one hand before letting her drop down to the mat. Viper walks over and leans back in the corner waiting for Whitney to get up, even laying up on the top rope. Whitney makes it to her feet and Viper hops down. Viper walks over to her letting his guard down on purpose and she lunges at him, slapping him in the face and laying in some hard elbows to his jaw. She then tries another irish whip on him, but Viper just pulls her to him and clotheslines to the mat with authority. He then picks up Whitney and lifts her up on his shoulders, circles around twice and looks to jump up when Daddy Mack, Julie, Nash, and Hall hit the ring. Mack dropkicks Viper in the back and Julie jumps on a prone Whitney laying into her with some punches. Hall and Nash start beating on Viper and hold him while Mack looks for Da Shows Ova, but then, Bubba, Spike and Patricia all come running out, each with a chair in hand. Mack escapes and runs out through the crowd as Bubba nails Nash in the head, Patricia bashes Julie in the back, and Spike slams Hall over the head. Spike and Patricia help up Whitney while Bubba extends his hand to Viper and helps him up. The five of them all stand there for a few minutes and Viper keeps them in the ring, grabs a mic and says.

Viper: So, it looks like my offer to he Dudleyz to unite against this lil Rebellion of Mack's has been answered by their actions tonight. Bubba , Spike, Patricia, good choice in joining forces and also, we do have one more member to our team, Mack's very own wife and the CEO of SEF, Whitney Marret. Together, the five of us will end this fucking Rebellion before it starts and anyone who sides with Mack because on this night, the real Deadly Force has been born.

Viper drops the mic as The Unforgiven by Metallica hits he and raises up his title along with Spike's and Whitney's hands. On Whitney's other hand is Bubba and next to Spike is Patricia, the five of them uniting and showing their dominance.

Kid: Holy shit, the match apparently is a no contest, but the bigger story is that we now have a new faction in SEF.

Em: No shit man and they consist of the SEF World Champ, XCW World Champ, SEF Women's Champ, and SEF IC Champ along with a couple of fine and deadly Diva's.

Shane: Yes, this group, The Deadly Force is just that and a battle between them and Mack's Rebellion is destined to happen. Only time will tell as to what the future holds.

Kid: Your telling me man, some serious shit just happened tonight, so stay tuned to see what develops later on, peace people.