Swinging Low and Living High

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Strolling down the walk of a house in the suburbs of some smalltown in the Midwest is Shane Mack with a swagger like he just got laid, then the white door of the two story blue and grey house opens. A woman steps out in a white bath robe, a good looking woman, maybe a few years older, but not looking it too much, a brunette too. She whistles softly, then raises her voice.

That’s my husband coming down the street and thanks sweetie!

Then the door shuts and Mack smirking devilishly just looks to his left seeing headlights and darts to the white Cadillac with the top down. He hops in the backseat stepping to the drivers seat plopping his loose jeans to the seat, brings his arms forward to pull his collared, unbuttoned plaid brown and light brown shirt back on. The Caddy starts up and he peels out into the street flicking on the lights and the radio and now Kid Rock’s Lowlife is heard playing loud as hell.

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And now a few hours later in the same Caddy we find Mack kicked back behind the wheel with a blunt hanging from his mouth. The radio is off and he just stares out into a field of darkness, the stars shining bright on this clear, cold night. The Caddy pulled off the side of a back road somewhere and Mack laying back just looks up into the sky puffing away, then pulls the blunt from his mouth passing it to Julie, nudging her as she is staring at the stars. She takes the blunt though and inhales a deep hit, then passes it to the back where Shady perks up taking it. Julie laughing asks.

Where the hell are we anyways?

Mack shrugging just takes the blunt saying.

Somewhere in Indiana!

Julie just shrugs and says.

Stars are beautiful, but it’s a little chilly. Maybe we should put the top up before we take off!?

Mack passes her the blunt shrugging and saying.

Or ya coulda rode with the other half of IX?

She takes the blunt and laughs at him slapping Mack on his leg, then says.

Maybe I should have, fucker, I outta whip your ass for that!

They both laugh and Shady waits for his turn on the blunt as Mack says.

I’m too baked to feel the cold, but hey, we can put the top up and clambake ourselves even higher. Oh shit, we can smoke weed too as I’m high on the road of wrestling ready to tear the house down this Friday!

Mack getting a bit fired up, but only in his eyes as he stares up into the sky, Shady and Julie pass the blunt back and forth listening as Mack says.

The Tag Titles are on the line on this Friday the 13th…oooh, spooky stuff boys and girls!

A sarcastic look on his face as he laughs, then says.

But ya see, it don’t matter what day or night as ya can see now, it don’t matter where we be or who we gotta face cause Impact X is rolling through Owensboro Kentucky as the World Tag Team Champions, then further south to Memphis Tennessee I heard from Viper. The Resurrector wants my lost soul, eh, do ya now buddy, ya really wanna take my souls Troy, well then ok, come and take it boy!

A snicker and a smirk with Mack almost scoffing, then he says.

You screwed me at Christmas Carnage, ya fucking totally screwed me, but ya won, ya did that, you beat me. Ya pinned me to the mat, one, two, three, so now I get revenge and then what, then where do we go? Perhaps to a one on one match where nobody can screw nobody, perhaps a match with some sort of cage surrounding the ring, oh maybe even a DOGG Fight?!

Mack sarcastically sighs and then smiles saying.

Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself cause maybe, just maybe after Friday night your big ass won’t be able to make it to Memphis?! Maybe your gonna have to hole it up at the Owensboro Mercy Health Systems after the beating we give you?! Remember Storms, the bigger they are, the harder they fall and the easier target ya are from a man who can come at you from any and all directions. We ain’t dropping the belts to you and Sammy, oh yea, sweet lil Sammy, you made a name for yourself in SEF, great work so far, but Tag Champ ain’t being added to yo list, so sit your ass back and watch the masta blasta cut fasta then any of ya all can Shasta!

He gets a cheesy grin now as Julie and Shady look at him stunned like Mack just went nuts, then again, maybe he did?!? Mack just brings his head off the seat and looks at them both, then looks around asking.

Dude, where’s the blunt?

Julie answers.

We smoked it dipshit, while you were ranting and raving about how bad we are indeed going to beat our opponents Friday night on Evolution!

Mack looks at her with a big smile saying.

I love you!

Julie smiling, then Shady blurts out.

I Love you too!

And he hugs Mack kissing him on the cheek, then pulls Julie into the hug kissing her on the cheek and tries reaching for her boob under the black t-shirt she’s wearing. Julie slaps his hand and kisses Mack on the cheek who turns the car on and flips the switch for the top. It starts raising up and Mack pulls a blunt from the inside of his black leather vest, pushes in the car lighter in relaxing back in his seat. Julie leans back in her seat looking out her window as Shady’s eyes light up when the lighter pops out. Mack grabs it lighting the blunt as the top locks into place now. Mack puffs away filling the closed air with smoke, then passes it back to Shady and starts up the Caddy. Popping into gear he tears off the gravel on to pavement leaving a slight screech before  speeding off into the night. The lights popping on and then fade to black.