Crazy or Insane?

[Da Gangstas]

Standing on the bank of the Ohio River in English Park is SEF’s World Champion Corez dressed in a black sweat suit with black sneakers. The hood is up and his hands in the pockets as he just stands against the rail of the overlook platform staring down into the river. His eyes fixed on the flowing river, those cold and dark eyes showing no emotion, as Corez speaks.

It was a Merry Christmas for me indeed as I strolled down the metal chimney of the Prison Yard and right into the World Heavyweight Championship handed to me by Viper himself. A hell of a night and my hats off to ya Nick, you tore me a new one, but I won and now you’re the one who isn’t getting the belt back for Wrestle X is not too far away and headlining the biggest show of the year, well, that sounds like something I’ve never done before. So why not start now, this year, the year the world ends is the year The Corez Effect takes over Wrestle X and next…SEF!?

A pause and only his breathing heard as Corez continues to stare at the cold water of the Ohio River, then he says.

Friday night is Evolution and well the World Champion may not be booked, The Corez Effect will be representing SEF as the World  Champion should be. I will be seeing you that night Nick Torres, but will you be there, will you dare to show up and call me out or will you stay at home by the side of your pregnant old lady where you think your safe?

Another pause and his eyes shift around as he smirks slightly, almost looking creepy, but just laughs. Corez smiling now looks back to the river closing his eyes and saying.

Your in for a real treat come Friday night if you do show, but if not I may not blame you, then again I could and what would you do about it!? I think you’ll be there though, but if not, someone close to you may wish you were for the World Heavyweight Champion is The Corez Effect and on Evolution the effect of what I will do will do will be devastating, then you will know why I have become known as The Corez Effect!

And now he rears back stretching his arms into a crucifix pose, then Corez unzips his hoody revealing a Smoking & Bleeding shirt from the SEFZONE. Corez drops it on the ground and walks over to the rail where a rope is tied on loosely. He unties and climbs up on the rail tugging on the ropes which is tied to a crane positioned down on the cement below the overlook. His destination, the river and so Corez just hangs on and pushes himself off swinging out over the rivers edge and drops into a cannonball splashing into the chilly waters like a giant rock. He’s seen splashing around and someone in a small fishing boat roars over to him which he climbs into and gets carted back to shore. From below we hear Corez yelling.

THAT WAS NOTHING!!!

And then fade to black.