I'm going to war and win! (War r/p)

[ChrisTheOneOrton]

"War" cameras find John Carter on his cellphone with a big smile on his face as he sees "War" cameras on him tells other person that he has to leave hangs up his cellphone. John Carter walks towards the "War" camera, and he started speaking about his fatal four-way match for a shot SEF I.I title next week.

Xanthus, I don't have what it takes to bring extreme pain more than you, so I will bring extreme to you ain't nothing you can do will be able to stop me from kicking your ass all over that ring, because you and I beat the hell out of each other until SEF security got involve. Once that bell rings, I'm coming at you like "Jaws" until you are dead laying in that ring, and I will have my arm in the air as the winner. 

Jenom, I don't know who you are I don't give a shit, because you get in my way I got no problem kicking your pretty face in bust you open watch blood coming down your face, and you just going to end up in the hostipal the match is over

Jason Stratus, You can do me a favor call your sister Trish Stratus tell her I want to bang her so hard have her screaming my name, but you will be screaming for another reason when I break your leg in half won't be able to walking when I get done with you.

John Carter stop talking pulls out some weed light it up, and he inhales blows smoke out started laughing finish up his promo.

Tonight on "War", I'm going to war and win these fuckers ain't got shit on me, and I will prove to the world one thing that when I'm high you'll die!

John Carter inhales his weed blows smoke in the camera laugs again, and "War" went to a commerical break.