kicking your ass! (War r/p)

[ChrisTheOneOrton]

"WAR" cameras are rolling showing John Carter dressed like a ninja! He starts doing karate moves in a mockingly manner, then stands back casually laughing. John starts talking into the camera.

Tadakatsu, you want to fight me, your ready, well then I am ready to kung-fu your ass, because I am baddest ninja alive! (he laughs a little more, then says) You don't want to mess with me and I am not scared of you. I'm like a grasshopper jumping in the air about to strike down upon seeing a target. That target is you and you will not able to stop me, just watch and see what I can do.

John Carter does karate moves and screams really loud, laughs some more and crosses his arm while he continues on speaking.

You see that! What makes you think that you can stop me? Because you want to make a statement picking me, fine, and I am going to make sure this match very hard, very diffcult for you to win. I am not the biggest, toughest, or most poweful guy in the locker room. I am very smart and what I do see is blood, and I will strike until it flows. I will continue to strike until my arm is in the air in victory, because this ninja is coming to that ring on "War" with a mission that is kicking your ass!

John Carter bow down, flips off into the camera, and he inhales a huge hit of weed from a joint he sparks up as the scene fades to black.