Acme Proudly Presents......That Wesslin' Wabbit(Extreme #141)

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Date Posted：24/08/2009 11:20 PMCopy HTML Crow was on the couch, snoozing while the tv was playing Bugs Bunny cartoon. Crow went into a deep sleep and began to dream. CLONK! Wizzzzzzzzz! Bang! BOOOOOOOOM! Crow, who was dressed like Bugs Bunny, was running from Black Bob, who was dressed like Elmer Fudd. Crow jumped in the air and slipped into the rabbit hole as Black Bob got to the hole,stuck his gun in it and then exclaimed "HUHUHUHUH..I'll get you, you wesslin' wabbit" Crow pops his head out of the hole behind him and then bites into his carrot while he spoke. "You know...I see a pattern here. He aight gonna learn..now is he?" Black Bob waits for Crow to come out of the hole so he can blast him but Crow ducks his head back in the hole behind Black Bob and then pops back up in front of him, dressed like a girl. Black Bob lets down his gun as Crow talks in a female voice. "Why howdy there stranger." Black Bob's heart comes out of his chest and starts pumping faster as Crow smiles. Black Bob blushes as Crow motions for him to have a seat on the gazebo bench. He then rubs on Black Bob's gun before speaking. "My my. what big gun you has. Mine if I hold it?" Black Bob blushes and then hands the gun over to Crow who tells Bob to close his eyes, he's got a surprise for him. While his eyes are shut. Crow fixes the gun so when Bob fires it, it will back fire on him, causing him to blow up. Crow then tells him to open his eyes and then plants a big wet sloppy kiss on Bob before he pulls the wig off and runs like hell. Bob gets angry and fires the gun. BLAMMMMMMMM! KA-BOOOOOM! Crow stops in mid-run and turns around to see Bob in ashes on the ground. Crow runs over and quickly sweeps him up into a dust pan before empty Bob into a trashcan. Crow smiles big and walks off. "He won't bother me for a while." Suddenly Crow shoots up out of his slumber and then looks around, trying to figure out where he's at. He realizes that he had a dream and that he was ok. Crow sits up and takes a sip of his water and then chuckles. "Damn. I got to lay off the sweets. No wonder I had a fucked up dream. Oh well. Could be worst." Crow falls back on the couch and then relaxes while thinking about his match with Black Bob, the gangster wannabe thug street hustling dicksucker. The scene fades to black.