Why should I win SEF Rumble? (TA r/ps)

[ChrisTheOneOrton]

Total Anarchy camera is rolling showing Jordan Cut putting baby oil all over himself as he was asked "Why should he win rumble?" as Jordan Cut just smiles started answering the question he was asked.

Why should I win SEF Rumble? I been in this company for a while now don't you think the winner SEF Rumble should be someone who work their way to earning a shot at SEF World Champion at Wrestle X. My chances on winning not so good in some people eyes that is why I been hanging in my locker room putting baby oil all over myself to give SEF management and fans a good look what a SEF World Champion should be looking good, displaying ability which is totally cool, and making sure I always stay cool coming out to the ring. You see I don't need to tell you why should I win SEF Rumble just looking at me clearly tells you SEF World Championship around this cool waist will be pretty damn cool in SEF. To have a newbie like myself to win SEF Rumble go on to "Wrestle X" become SEF World Champion is my number one goal, I'm going to throw every person who gets in my way to win this SEF Rumble!

Jordan Cut stop talking for a while puts more baby oil on himself, and he puts on his sunglasses smiles continue on speaking

People have ask me why I join SEF this place is cool, so I couldn't refuse their offer to come here makes things here even cooler that why I'm here to make things here even cooler that could start winning SEF Rumble earning contendership for SEF World Championship at "Wrestle X" no matter what anyone else thinks that I need to work some more to earn a shot at SEF World Heavyweight Champion is totally bullshit in my book. I was born to be a star and a champion in professional wrestling that what going to happen no matter what anyone else thinks and says Jordan Cut will become SEF World Champion ain't nobody in SEF Rumble going to denied my goal in SEF. Now I could care less who in SEF Rumble whoever gets in my way I will fight whoever throw that person over the top rope until I am last man standing that is my focus going into SEF Rumble whoever gets in my way I will throw that person out until I am very last superstar in that ring standing with my arm raise in the air going to "Wrestle X" to become SEF World Champion. If you can excuse me I got go back to my training to preparing for SEF Rumble get out my locker room!

Jordan Cut turn looks in the mirror as camera man moves away as Jordan Cut simply looks at himself putting more baby oil as "Total Anarchy" went to a commerical break.