BREAKING NEWS

[Daddy Mack]

Sitting behind a news desk is Shane Mack wearing a grey tee with the print of a suit a news anchor would wear. Mack with his hair all slicked back and a cheesy grin has his eyes in a stoned squint. His hands on some papers containing articles of news.

Breaking news ladies and gentlemen, The Showsteala Shane Mack, your Showstoppa World Heavyweight Champion is now on Twitter and Facebook! @Showsteala and um, Shane Mack followed by some random numbers or something!?

Mack scratching his head with his right hand just shrugs with that grin shining.

Ah, who cares, Sara Marie will take care of that shit since she set the fucking thing up for me! Least the sweet honey be good for something, well, besides the obvious!

A wink of his left eye and Mack chuckling a little with his grin a bit cocky, but calm and cool like. Not much of a hyped up news anchor!

So now that I'm on this social network I guess all my productions are tweeted and booked on the face of the web. And I figured what the hell, everyone is doing it and unlike crack, this social shit ain't nothing to hurt ya. Of course, I don't really care one bit for it to be honest. Plus Sara won't let me touch her phone again after that time I searched for porn and got a virus I guess!? Shit, all the time I roamed this world and not once did I catch any virus or vd or crabs even, but I get online and look up some sick shit of a chick on a dog and get a virus!? Number one and only reason I need to confirm the web can't hold a candle to the feel of real juices that flow out that honey hole!

Mack with a lustful grin just leans back in his chair.

Anyways, I guess I got this gauntlet match coming up on WAR I could lay down a few verses about since my title be on the line. Viper can keep trying, but he ain't gonna get the Showstoppa Title off Da Showstoppa! Kimberly and Kasey may be a couple fucks, but come bell time they be realizing why I helped SEF become intergender. As for Julie who I will be making it to in no time at all and repaying The Queen for the last time we met. She may be going to Wrestle X and doing what I know she will do, win that title from Jake, but on WAR The Queen is coming up too short to reach my World Title!

Mack popping up still a grinning and we wears no pants, just grey boxers. The Showsteala calling his girl, Sara Marie, over who has her iphone in hand and stares at it well thumbing through something. She wears a jean skirt short enough to see her ass cheeks with a white tank top cut up just under her breasts. Mack grabbing Sara by her blonde hair lays a wild kiss on her and she drops her phone to the desk. Sara rubbing at his body pushing the shirt up and off, then Mack turns her this way bending her over the desk. Mack pushing the skirt up and flipping his boxers down slides in and starts slamming hard. Sara moaning loud with closed eyes pushes herself up with palms on the desk. Her back arched and her head reared back, face flushed red and mouth open letting those screams of pleasure loose. Mack behind her thrusting away harder and harder just a grinning and he keeps going and going and going and going away to a far, far away galaxy on the other side of the universe somewhere deep down inside of a dark red meteor hurdling its way through space...the dark, cold space around each and every planet floating around billions of stars in darkness.