Snake Eyes {5/30/04}

[Taylor Andrews]

May 30th, 2004

The show starts to fade in from black and suddenly, a flurry of pyrotechnics starts to shoot off from the stage and over the ring and stage right smack in the Freedom Hall down in Louisville Kentucky. The cameras come alive capturing it all for the beginning of Snake Eyes, the first PPV put on by both DOGG and SEF. The camera pans over the sea of people in the crowd tonight, all of them waving signs high and waving their hands in the air. The camera then moves on over to ringside where three announce tables are set up all right next to each other. Facing the tables and startinga t the very left is DOGG commentators, Carson Daly and DMX. Then at the middle table is a couple spanish guys who are obviously the spanish commentators, names, whatever. At the third table is SEF's commentators, Joel Gertner and Joey Styles who lead off the night by speaking.

Joel Gertner: Hello everybody and welcome to Snake Eyes, the PPV presented by both DOGG and SEF in unision. We have got one kick ass show for you all to watch, so do not miss it, you will regret it if you do.

Joey Styles: Very true, much as I hate to agree with him, the show is looking great and this whole Heavyweight Title picture for SEF has got to be what makes it. Two free for all matches, a total of ten SEF superstars fight to see who advances, which two make it to a Japanese Deathmatch to fight for the Heavyweight Title.

Joel Gertner: Oh yea, definitely gonna be some hardcore action seen tonight, but man, were gonna see some in that tag team TLC we have where two couples face off for the Tag Team Titles, plus Whitney faces Christine in a Snake Pit match for the Women's Title.

Joey Styles: A unique match I admit, but it could have served use to better people. That TLC match does look nice though and we also have a fatal four way to see which woman faces the new champ later on.

Joel Gertner: Oh yea, we be full of action, but that's only half, so here is Carson and DMX to tell ya the rest.

Carson Daly: Alright, thanks and nice job Gertner, but getting down to it, man do we have a main event as well. The Owner of DOGG, Matt "masturbate" Matlock will fight Skull and the Heavyweight Champion Gato in a Hell in a Cell.

DMX: Oh man, that match has been building for so longa nd looks to be incredible. Don't forget that BulletProof defends his North American Title as well, plus we got that kick ass steel cage match between Cassidy and Nicholas for the X Diva Title.

Carson Daly: Oh man, Cassidy is allf ired up and I believe Nicholas may be in trouble. But so may Gato and Shadow as well as Keegan and Joker when all four men face off in a tag match which is a roulette match, any stip can be made and it changes every few minutes.

DMX: Some strange shit there, but we will also see Keegan and Shadow face off again when they fight to see who wins a shot at the NA Title, plus Yesenia and Lita fight to see who earns a shot at the X Diva Title.

Carson Daly: Seemingly, tonight looks to be one kick ass show and both sides with great halfs, so fuck, were in for a hell of a ride.

Singles Match
#1 Contendership To The DOGG X Diva Title
Yesenia Lopez vs Lita

Fighter by Christina Aguilera plays over the arena, and Yesenia come out behind the curtains with the crowd reacting mostly positive. She runs down to the ring and slides in the rings getting on the turn buckle to pose for the crowd. She steps off, and When I Get You Alone by Lita plays over the arena, much energey as she comes out and hops on the ring and goes through the ropes. Her music turns on and the lights come back on. The ref calls for the bell as both women stare each other down. They circle the ring, and lock up. Senia-Burger throws Lita on the ropes and drop kicks Lita down. Lita gets up quickly and throws a couple of elbows, and the icks Yesenia in the gut. Lita tries to throw Yesenia to the ropes but gets countered when Senia reverses by holding on a twisting Lita's arm, with a kick to the gut on Lita on her own. Then DDT's her face first on the mat. Lita rolls on the ground holding her face, as Senia stays on Lita by draging Lita by her feet. Lita kicks Senia off of her, Senia steps back and Lita kicks up all cocky, but gets knocked off her feet when Senia snaps a clothsline. Lita just naturally rolls to her feet this time. Lita grabs a hold of Senia's hair and throws her across the ring. Lita taunts the crowd as she turns around and shows Senia her back. Senia takes advantage and bulldogs, Lita on the mat and pins..1........2........kickout! Senia glances at the ref, but the ref holds his hands up with two. Senia picks up Lita tries to whip her to the turnbuckle, but Lita reverses Yesenia and Senia plops on the turnbuckle playing hurt. Lita runs toward Senia, but gets kicked straight iin the jaw. Lita backs up turning around holding her jaw, and Senia takes advantage and swings a Lopez Kick to the throat of Lita, lifting Lita off her feet. Senia pins.1.........2.........3!

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by pinfall.................................Yesenia Lopez!

Fighter by Christina Aguilera plays over the arena, and the ref holds Senia's hand up. Senia jumps on the turn buckle with a smile, but gets hit out of no where from behind, by Wild Scorpion. Scopion uses her whole body to vaulght press Senia, and throws punches down to the head of Senia. Senia pushes her off. But gets kicked in the back several time from Scorpion. The ref in the ring already tries to stop this but gets knocked down by her.Scorpian grabs Senia by the hair and pushes her out the ring, standing in the ring, getting boo'ed horribly.

Carson Daly: Nice match, good win for Yesenia, but what a bitch that new girl Wild Scorpian is for beating down the Kingz girl.

DMX: Yea, damn bitch, but ya gotta believe the Kingz won't stand for this at all.

Backstage

The view goes to the back and is roaming the halls where the camera picks up Shalina Starr walking along ready for her match which is next . Suddenly, from a room walks out Gato with his Heavyweight Title over his shoulder and literally bumps into Shalina. The two step back and begin to apologize for running into each other, but lock eyes and realize who each one is and go quiet, then smile. Neither wants to break the silence or isn't sure how to, so Gato does.

Gato: So, what been up with you over on SEF?

Shalina Starr: Ain't you been watching me?

Gato: Yea, of course, I just was wondering about your thoughts ya know, how ya feeling besides lonely?

Shalina Starr: Oh, well, other than misisng you, I feel good about the chance I have tonight, the chance to get in line for the Women's Title. Finally may be able to earn a title and showcase my ability on a grander stage.

Gato: Yea, I am rooting for ya, I will be watching too, wouldn't miss it for the world.

Shalina Starr: I'll be watching yours too, already saw your tag match, congratulations by the way. Consider that an early one for your next match as well.

Gato: Thank you, good luck on yours too.

Shalina Starr: Thanks, but hey, I shoud be going, I'm up in a few ok, talk to ya again sometime soon I hope, bye.

Gato: Take care Shalina.

The two smile to each other, then Shalina walks off in line to the ring as Gato watches her walk away with a sincere look of love almost on his eyes. The view cuts back to ringside after Gato walks back to his room.

DMX: About time them two hooked up one more time, even for a few minutes if anything.

Carson Daly: Yea, shame they had to be split up, but who knows what future will hold, right Joel?

Joel Gertner: Hell yea, I would love to see them two get paired up again no mater which show one had to go to.

Joey Styles: Oh you three saps, this is wrestling, not love connection, get over it.

 Fatal Four Way Elimination Hardcore Match
#1 Contendership To SEF Women's Championship
Courtney Michaels w/Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Chae Stratigias vs. Shalina Starr vs. Brianna Blake

All four women have made their way to the ring, weapons have been brought in and the actions has started. Courtney is currently outside the ring with Brianna choking her out with a singapore cane, really wrenching down across her throat to, turning a deep shade of red, nearly purple. In the ring, Chae and Shalina are fighting each other, going back and forth till Shalina whips Chae into the ropes. Chae ends up coming back and doinga cartwheel to escape a clothesline, then whips around and drops Shalina with a chick kick to the head. Chae then lifts up Shalina and nails her with a bulldog on top a trash can and pins.......1.......2........kickout! Chae picks up a trash can lid and looks to slam it over Shalina's head, but gets it kicked in her face. Shalina jumps up and tackles Chae to the mat laying in punches. Courtney outside the ring is dismantling Brianna, destroying her to no end. Brianna is bleeding after being hit with mutiple chairshots and now, Courtney locks her in a camel clutch and she gives up immediately not wanting take anymore pain and punishment. Courtny throws Brianna over the guard rail into the crowd, then slides in the ring with a cookie sheet in hand. Shalina is up with Chae in the corner, standing on the second rope firing punches down on Chae's face when Courtny runs over and slams her in the back with the sheet, then gets back to back with her and slams her down in a crucifix powerbomb. Courtney then pins Shalina........1........2.........kickout! Chae now walks out of the corner and elbow drops Courtney in the back, then picks her up and runs her into a corner smashing her face in the tunrbuckles. She turns back and Shalina is charging and nails her with the Furious. Courtney is up and runs at Shalina, but is near the ropes and Shalina back drops her outside the ring to the floor. Chae crawls to her feet and Shalina lifts her up high and slams her down with Murda and pins.........1.........2.........3!

Shalina kicks Chae from the ring and turns to where Courtney is, but Carlos comes running out to the ring with a ball bat in hand and in a brutal, selfless act he slams Shalina as hard as he can in her stomach, then uppercuts her with the bat knocking her down and nearly out. Carlos then slides out of the ring to Courtney looking to pick her up, but Bubba runs over and shoves him away, then eaches down to Courtney himself to help her. Carlos jumps on his back and the two men begin to brawl for the second time tonight. Courtney crawls up and sees Shalina laying there still, smiles and crawls in the ring, covers Shalina and pins.......1........2.........kickout! Courtney looks shocked and makes the pin again.......1.......2..........kickout! Courtney now is frustrated and looks enraged. She yells to Bubba, but he is fighting Carlos and the two are off in the crowd somewhere. She looks pissed now and Shalina pulls herself up in position to deliver the Furious when The Way I Am by Eminem hits the pa and Xavier comes walking out on stage. Shalina turns and looks confused as Courtney sees him and grins, then takes advantage by charging Shalina and spearing her into the corner, lifts her up to the top and nails her with a suplerplex and on to a trash can that Xavier ran down and placed in the way. Courtney climbs up top and delivers a five star frog splash to Shalina and pins.........1.........2.........3!

Jennifer Lopez: Here is your winner by pinfall................................Courtney Michaels!

Don't Stay hits the pa and Xavier has made his up on to the stage with a smirk as Courtney smiles over her victory and by now, Bubba and Carlos have brawled to the back.

Joel Gertner: What the hell, Xavier is on DOGG, damn him!

Joey Styles: Hey, this a combined PPV, everyone is allowed here and anything goes in a hardcore match.

 Singles Match
#1 Contendership To the DOGG North American Title
Keegan Fin vs. Mr. Shadow

Shook Ones by Mobb Deep then hits the p.a system and the cameras turn to the titantron where DOGG superstar Mr. Shadow is seen standing up in ring attire. The crowd gives a few boos and a few cheers as Mr. Shadow walks slowly down the ramp bopping to the tune of his music. He then finally reaches ringside and climbs quickly up the steel steps. He then walks onto the apron and ducks under the third rope. He then steps into the ring and walks over to the corner turnbuckle as his music dies down. On Fire by Llyod Banks hits the p.a. system. The crowd goes wild knowing exactly who'll be coming out next. Keegan Fin then appears at the titan tron entrance dressed in ring attire as the audience gives a standing ovation. He then quickly walks down the ramp tagging hands with a few fans. He reaches ringside and slowly climbs up the steel steps. He then walks up onto the apron and ducks under the top rope to step into the ring. He then goes into another corner as his music dies down. Christiana Aguilera steps out of the ring as the bell rings.

Keegan Fin and Mr. Shadow start brawling with one another, seeming to cant to finish up a long fued that has lasted for some time. The two men, knowing that they have the same motive to win this contendership match.The two then begins to pound each others faces and heads in . Shadow takes advantage and punches Keegan in the head once more before kicking him in the gut and lifting him up in the air and landing a perfectly executed suplex. Keegan reaches for his back and feels up the lower region, making a face and showing that he's hurt. Keegan begins to get to his feet as Shadow comes running and kicks Keegan in the ribs, causing Keegan to fall back down and flip over. Keegan grabs his mid-section and starts rocking back and forth in the ring. Shadow feels the pain in which Keegan is feeling and feels that Keegan deserves to be punished more. Shadow stomps the lower back and the mid-section of Keegan Fin repeatedly until Keegan grabs the ropes and Shadow backs off. During this time, Keegan pulls himself up using the ropes and runs at Shadow while the referee is repramanding him. He clotheslines Shadow over the ropes and falls out with him. Landing hard on his left shoulder, Keegan gets up and tries to pick up Shadow. Shadow counters and tosses Keegan into the steel ring post, cracking Keegan's arm and having him fall down. The ref starts putting his ten count to use and Shadow slides in and back out to break the count. Shadow then rolls Keefan Fin over, grabbing his legs and dragging him over to the ring steps. Shadow slides in and out once more to break the count and then grabs the top portion of the steel steps and slams them into the back of both of Keegan Fin's knees. When Shadow goes to grab Keegan's arm, Fin retaliates by hitting him in the head a few times with a foreign object not detected by the referee or cameras. Fin crawls into the ring to try and make it before the ten count. He finally gets into the ring. Shadow then slides into the ring and tries placing on a foot submission move. Shadow changes his mind and picks Keegan up. He is about to the a Northern Lights Suplex, but Keegan Fin reverses the move and places on his finisher The Fin Affect. Keegan the rolls onto Mr. Shadow for the pin. 1...2...3!!

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by pinfall............................Keegan Fin!

On Fire by Llyod Banks then rehits the p.a. system as the whole crowd goes crazy even tho Keegan Fin is in the ring moanining in pain.

Carson Daly: Oh shit!! I never wanted it to be that way. He never was suppose to be that way anyhow.

DMX: The good guys always succed Carson. But I just have to tell the North American Champion be prepared for something amazing.

 Backstage

DeeJay George is shown in the back pissed off over what Strife said earlier and is not looking in very good mood when he suddenly looks up to spot none other than Criminal standing just a lil ways down the hall. DeeJay gets a grin and takes off running at him, then when he is just a few feet away, yells at him.

DeeJay George: This is Criminal isn't it!

Criminal whips around, but to late as DeeJay tackles him to the floor and starts laying in punches, straight punches to his face and beating him unmercifully. DeeJay lifts up Criminal and runs him down the hall some smashing his head into the concrete wall and begins beating on him some more. Criminal don't just take it, he fights as best he can, as best as anyone would when being jumped, lays in some shots, gets his hits, but DeeJay gets the better of him this time. Before anything is finished though, officials run over and spoil the fun by breaking up the fight, the two yell and the view soon cuts to ringside.

Carson Daly: Man, DeeJay looked pissed and although it was from Strife, it had to be partly from Criminal's previous attack.

DMX: True man, I think DeeJay and Criminal may be on the verge of drawing some bad blood between them.

 Tag Team TLC Match
SEF Tag Team Championship
The Jackal & Christine vs. Daddy Mack & Whitney Marret

As the shot come back into the Arena, Where Will You Go by Evanescence hits as Christine walks out of the curtain. The crowd cheer as she stops at the top of the ramp and points to the curtain as Don't Tread On Me by Metallica starts playing. The camera zooms in on the curtain and Christine's husband the Jackel as he joins her on the stage. The both walk down the ramp and slide in the ring and pose. Their music slowly fades as the camera zooms in on the belts hanging 20ft in the air. Suddenly Always by Saliva hits and the crowd goes nuts as Daddy Mack & his wife Whitney Marret walk out of the curtain. As the music blasts over the pa system they walk down the ramp and lock their eyes on Jackel & Christine who are standing in the ring. Mack and Whitney slowly enter the ring and charge at Jackel and Christine. The ref rings the bell as on opposite sides of the ring the men and women go at it. Christine tries to escape from Whitney as Whitney begins to chase her outside the ring. Whitney catches up to her and sends Christine crashing into the steel steps. Meanwhile Jackel and Mack are exchanging right hands when Mack sends Jackel into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but jackel ducks and gives mack a hard clothesline of his own. Just then Whitney slides in behind Jackel and gives him a chair shot to his back. The crowd cheers, but then while Whitney taunts Jackel Christine slides in the ring behind Whitney and taps her on the back and as Whitney turns around she gets a vicious clothesline from Christine. Slowly Jackel gets up and he helps his wife postion the ladder in the middle of the ring. They start climbing it slowly, they get close to the top and Mack gets up and pushes the ladder over causing Jackel and Christine to land on the top rope. Mack goes over and checks on Whitney and suddenly "Evolution" by Motorhead hits the pa system as mack, whitney and everybody else look at the curtain as Batista in nice dress clothes comes out of the black curtain. He has a cell phone in his hand and is talking to someone as he walks down the ramp. Mack helps up Whitney as Batista reaches ringside he ignores Whitney and Mack as he reaches the annouce table as Styles has a seat and headseat ready for him. Batista shakes his head no to the headseat but does sit down and prop his legs on the annouce table. He begins to watch the match as Mack starts setting up the ladder and Whitney sets up a table on the other side of the ladder. Jackal is up and start slugging it out with Mack, so Whitney climbs up the ladder. Christine comes behind Mack and jumps on his back allowing Jackal to climb up the other side of the ladder. Whitney reaches the top, but sees Jackal coming, so at the right moment, she suddenly flips overt op of him and grabs a hold bringing him down in a sunset flip powerbomb through the table. Mack soon flips Christine off his back and whips her into the ropes dropping her with Da Shows Ova, then runs up the ladder like a pro quickly grabbing the titles and raising them up high in the air.

Jennifer Lopez: Here are your winners and new SEF Tag Team Champions...........................Daddy Mack and Whitney Marret!

Always hits the pa and Mack climbs on down and hugs Whitney, ahdns her a title and raises her hand in the air for the screaming fans. Batista stands up at ringside and applauds them, looking on with a smile, then walks backstage.

Joel Gertner: Well, looks Mack and Whitney proved who the ultimate couple was, the dominant extreme couple to be exact.

Joey Styles: Oh who cares! Mack is being a glory hound and taking Whitney with him for the ride. My only thoughts of what Batista is up to.

 Backstage

In the back outside the Dudleyz locker room, Bubba is shown alongside Courtney Michaels talking with her about what happened earlier when from behind Carlos comes running up with a ball bat and strikes Bubba in the back, then clubs him in the back with it. Carlos then begins jabbing Bubba in the gut with the bat and takes him down to the floor with a ddt and begins laying vicious shots to his head and gut. Courtney just watches on unsure of what to do, but D-Von comes out of the room and sees Carlos who stares at D-Von. The two stare intensely at one another, then D-Von charges Carlos backing him against the wall. Carlos quickly kicks D-Von below the belt, then brings the bat crashing down to D-Von's head and goes back to work on Bubba really bashing him with the bat and bloodying him up. Officials soon enough come running down the hall and stop Carlos pulling him off and getting him out of the. D-Von recovers and helps Bubba be carried to the medic room as Courtney follows behind them a way. As they walk along the hall, an arm reaches out of a locker room and pulls Courtney in unoticed since she was lagging behind. The camera catches up and gets a shot of a man, the back of his head show, real short hair, almost bald and blonde, then the door shuts and the view cuts back to ringside.

Joel Gertner: Damn man, Carlos and Bubba are at each others throats, they hate each other and all over a woman, Courtney Michaels who is , so I get it.

Joey Styles: I think those two need to rethink their cause and I find it funny that while they fight, Xavier is slowly stealing Courtney with his words behind both their backs.

 Steel Cage Match
DOGG X Diva Championship
Nicholas vs. Cassidy Michaels[c]

The Steel Cage surrounds the ring and Nicholas is standing in the ring with a smile and flashes the crowd a few times, makes may sexual gestures, then "Extremely Rare" by Slipknot feat. KoRn hits the P.A. System and the Fans fill the building with boos. Cassidy Michaels them comes out with an evil grin on her face.

Christina Aguilera: The Following Steel Cage Match-up is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, hailing from San Antonia, Texas. She is the DOGG X-Diva Champion, Cassidy Mich...

Just then, her music is cut off by static. It Appears again for a moment, but is caught up again by the interruption. The light go dark and the fans scream loudly. Flash Photography can be the only light seen as it is scattered just about everywhere. The Static cuts off and a split-second later, four pillars of Pyro light up the stage, resulting in a decibal blasting boom and blinding Light.

Carson Daly and DMX: Holy Shit!

Music comes back on, except it's "War Machine" by KISS. Cassidy's evil grin quickly turned into a scowl. We see an image fading in into the Tron...

Carson Daly: Hey it's that guy again!

DMX: Aww Yeah! But who the hell is he?

Carson Daly: I don't know, but the last time this happened, you cleaned up your language a little, X.

DMX: Hey, Shut the Fuck Up!

Carson Daly: Guess Not...

The Image slowly fades out, but not before Static kicks in for a second. "Extremely Rare" takes place where it left off. Cassidy is just glaring at the tron. An Evil glare. She quickly turns around and heads to the ring.

Carson Daly: Well, whoever "he" is, he's here, and Cassidy doesn't seem that impressed.

DMX: He impressed the Hell outta me, and I haven't even seen him in action yet!

Carson Daly: Well enough of that, we've got a title match in a steel cage coming up.

DMX: Yeah, let's get this started!

Cassidy Michaels gets to the bottom of the entrance ramp, she looks around and climbs up the steels steps as the referee alread has the cage door open for her. Her theme fades to an end and the lighting across the arena dies. She stands face to face with Nicholas. The bell doesn't even sound before Cassidy pounces on Nicholas, taking ahold of her shoulders and literally man handling her, she throws her across the ring slamming her down onto the ground, Nicholas trys to fight back but it seems as though it's a wasted effort as Cassidy is a monster and doesn't stop at anything, suddenly the referee seperates the two sueprstars, and sounds for the official bell for the match to start, the three 'ding' sounds echoe across the arena, Nicholas trys to fight back but Cassidy just takes a hold of the arm of Nicholas and Irish Whips her into the cage. Cassidy then runs up from behind and starts Axe Handle Smashing Nicholas repeatedly in the back of the head. Cassidy then whips Nicholas to the other side of the cage and runs after her and clotheslines her from the back. Cassidy then picks up Nicholas and slams her head into the cage. Cassidy then takes Nicholas and starts rubbing her face against the cage until blood appears. She then whips Nicholas to the other side of the cage and laughs as she falls down. Nicholas is in a weakened, blood mess but still trys to get to her feet. Nicholas, even tho just the beginning of the match, already starts to lose focus and starts swinging shadow punches. Cassidy then laughs manically and then comes running up into Nicholas and rams her into the cage. She then whipes into the turnbuckle and drives her knee cap into Nicholas rib cage. She then lifts Nicholas up and sits her onto the top rope. She then begins to swing heavy punches into Nicholas who is just all dizzy out on the ring. Swing her head left to right trying to figure out where she is. Even tho not knowing where she is, Nicholas jumps off of the ring and trys to do one of her high flying manuvers, but Cassidy counters and places on a sweet chin music. Nicholas stands up for abit and then drops down. Cassidy then repeatedly stomps up Nicholas who is possible unconscious. Cassidy then picks Nicholas up by the hair and drags her across the ring. She then picks her up and sends her again into the cage. Nicholas falls down and Cassidy stands onto Nicholas' hair and begins pulling as Nicholas screams in pain. Cassidy then finally lets go and malignantly looks into her hands and laughs at the hair that is in her hand. She then looks over at Nicholas who is just holding her head silently crying. Cassidy then looks at the blood on her hands and whipes it across her face. She then visiously runs over to where Nicholas is and ask begins pounding her onto her back. The match continues with about 3 minutues of continual damage as Nicholas and Cassidy goes out punch for punch. After a little while of this, Cassidy becomes back into control and starts inflicting more pain and agony onto the body of Nicholas. She then gets up and throws Nicholas head first into the cage one more time. But this time holds her and repeatedly slams her head. She then holds her head up as the camera zooms in. CAssidy then licks some of the blood off of Nicholas face. Nicholas comes to abit and ginks Cassidy in the stomach. Cassidy just pushes back abit. Nicholas runs into Cassidy but Cassidy just kicks Nicholas into her stomach and sets her up for the last ride and connects. Cassidy then slowly climbs up the cage. When she finally reaches the top, instead of climbing down, she performs one of her trademark called the Suicial Swantan and connects. But also inflicting pain onto herself. She signals the referee to open the gate. The referee opens up the gate and Cassidy gets out of the ring. Both feets touch the ground and the referee calls for the bell.

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner and still DOGG X Diva Champion.............................Cassidy Michaels!

But before anything could happen, instead of going in the back to celebrate her victory. Cassidy Michaels runs into the ring and starts to throw blows into Nicholas mouth. As she does, Wild Scorpian makes yet anoyther appearance, scales the cage and flies off with a cross body on to Cassidy and rolls on her punching her in the face. Scorpian stands up and rams Cassidy into the cage laying her out, then soon makes her way to the back with a smirk.

Carson Daly: Man, Cassidy sure put Nicholas through hell tonight, but what about this Scorpian chick, damn!?

DMX: I know, twice she mader herself noticed. She attacked Yesenia earlier and now Cassidy.

 Backstage

The shot switches backstage and shows Batista in street clothes walking down a hallway talking to someone.

Batista: What did you think of the Tag Title Match? Uh Huh. Yeah they looked better then ever. So When you comin baccccc...

Batista stops infront of a lockeroom door with a sign that says, "Dudley Boys"

Batista: I'll call you back in a second.

Batista knocks on the door but gets no answer. Batista checks the door and it's unlocked. He walks in and doesn't see anyone but he hears a shower running. He gets an evil smirk on his face as he walks around to the shower area and sees Melanie her back to him taking a shower. Batista grabs a towel off a near by towel rack and rolls it up before releasing it, popping Melanie in the ass. She jumps a couple of feet in the air before saying,

Melanie: Oh D-Von you bad boy you, do it again.

Batista: I ain't no punk bitch dudley!

Melanie surprised by the voice turns around quickly and smirks when she sees Batista. She apporches him with a smile,

Melanie: Hey there Big Boy! I've love to spend more time with you, but D-Von is due back anyminute and I'd hate for him to catch me in here with you.

Batista smirks and slaps her ass before turning around exiting the lockeroom. On the way out he bumps in Spike Dudley.

Spike: What the hell were you doing in our dressing room?

Batista: Don't little buddy, I was just making a new friend.

Spike starts to go and Batista grabs him and throws him into the lockers before exiting the lockeroom and the view cuts to ringside.

Joel Gertner: Uh oh, Batista messing with Spike and Melanie, Bubba and D-Von won't take this lightly

Joey Styles: Who cares about the Dudleyz, I wonder who Batista was talking because he asked when he was coming back.

 Leather Strap Match
DOGG North American Championship
Andrew Sensational vs. BulletProof[c]

"Hit 'em Up" by Tu Pac plays over the arena and BulletProof comes out with much energy. Showing off his title. He climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd. He steps off, and "Simply Sensational" plays over the arena while people start throwing trash at Andrew Sensational, but he still smiles and flexes his mucsles. His musics cuts off when he steps on the stairs and enters the ring. Even though the bell has already rung. Andrew still shows off to the crowd getting nothing but boo's. Bullet looks annoyed. But the ref calls Andrew and Bullet together. He talk to them holding two 10 feet long leather straps in his hand. He tells them the , for the match, and ties both of them with it. The crowd does not know who to cheer for. Andrew holds his hand out for Bullet to shake. Bullet smiles and holds his hand out but the smacks Andrew off his feet with the strap. Andrew gets up and runs toward Bullet but easily gets into a Fully Loaded(Full Nelson) And droped on his back. Bullet runs to the ropes and come back with a leg drop. Andrew rolls over on his stomach trying to get up. Bullet whips him once over the back, and then again on the neck, the shot echo'ing through the arena. Andrew pushes BulletProof into the ref, and the ref falls down holding his side. Bullet goes back to stalking Andrew, but gets low blowed by Andrew. The fans start to boo louder now, as the ref gets up. Andrew starts to taunt the crowd now and points at BulletProof holding himself in pain. Andrew takes a few swings with the leather strap to the chest of Bullet. Bullet quickly gets up and gets whiped to the ropes by Andrew. Bullet comes back with a jumping clothsline. BulletProof gets up and climbs the turnbuckle. But Andrew gets up and climbs the same turnbuckle that Bullet is on. Bullet and Andrew exchange left and rights. But Bullet grabs Andrew from the head and slams him on the ground with a Brain Buster from the top rope. The fans go nuts, and bullet gets up and whips the shit out of Andrew as he rolls around in pain forcing himself to get to his feet, Bullet kicks him in the gut, and puts him in the Last Ride position, and delivers A Bullet Holez. Then pins...1.........2.......3

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by pinfall and still DOGG North American Champion....................BulletProof!

Bullet Proof's hand is raised, and he holds on to the turn buckle. The crowd starts to roar, and Bullet looks around to Keegan and starts to brawl, Keegan gets the upper and hand knocks Bullet back into the corner. Keegan charges but gets the taste knocked out of his mouth as Bullet swinges with the leather strap. Bullet calmly walks towards Keegan but Keegan drops him with a Fin Effect. Laying him out.

Carson Daly: Man, Bulley fought a good match and whipped the shit outta Andrew's fag ass.

DMX: Yea, good fucking job Bullet, way to kick his sorry ass all over that ring, but man, what a statement the number one contender made!

 Backstage

The view opens in the room of Skull who is sat back in silence looking ready as ever for his match when in walks Xavier who has a smile on his face and is swaggering a bit. Skull looks up and just stares at him, Xavier eyeing him weird and sitting down.

Skull: Yo man, what the fuck were you thinking getting involved in that womens match?

Xavier: Huh?!

Skull: Ya heard me man! What did I tell ya about them bitches, they don't do no good and besides that, she is on SEF.

Xavier: Damn dogg, chill ok, I got my shit straight, I know what I am doing.

Skull: The fuck ya do or ya would be concentrating on a big ass comeback to get in the big leagues again or is playing on the sidelines with them lil girls more your gig?

Xavier now stands up and stares at Skull looking pissed.

Xavier: Yo Skull, I don't know what the fuck you deal has been since we did those whole split thing, but ya need to step back down and remember who the hell your boys are, where ya came fr........

Skull stands up quickly and hovers over Xavier now cutting him off.

Skull: Fuck you! I know my roots and I remember them too well.

Xavier: If ya trying to scare me, back up cause it ain't working, I know you or knew you, one of the two.

Skull: I ain't changed man, I got a match to prepare for, but its still me.

Xavier: Don't kid yourself man. I know why your like this now and its sickening to watch, so fuck it, I am outta here. You need to check your ass Skull, we been friends to long, all us boys from the D were always straight with each other because we all been down to much to not be and look at you now, its sick man. I'm out, later asshole.

With that, Xavier turns and wlaks out of the room as Skull just stares, then swings and punches the lockers as hard as he can leavinga fucking huge dent, then he sits down and the view cuts back to ringside.

Carson Daly: Wow, here we all though Da Gangstas were back together and now this.

DMX: Fucked up man, I don't knw what to say, I don't them boys at all to say anything on it.

 Snake Pit Match
SEF Women's Championship
Christine w/The Jackal vs. Whitney Marret w/Daddy Mack

Where Will You Go? by Evanescence blares over the sound system with her husband, The Jackal, by her side. The snake pit is set up just off the side of the stage, so the stage has be expanded out slightly and has a metal plank that linksthe stage with the middle of the circle where they are to fight on, Christine is stood in there as Jackal heads back to the back to watch from backstage. The middle platform being about the size of the ring only in a circle. The stage around this is a pit and is full of snakes. Soldier by Eminem hits and Whitney walks out and walks straight down to the pit. The two of them cirle each other and the crowd start to chant various things and the bell sounds, the match gets under way. Whitney and Christine circle each other for a while and soon enough Whitney gets her in a headlock, Christine pushes Whitney of her and Whitney almost falls of the edge of the platform but manages to keep her balance and come firing back to Christine with a clothesline, knocking her down Christine gets up and rushes over to Whitney only to be taken down by a hiplock takeover by Whitney. Whitney grabs Christine by the hair and goes to put her on her shoulders but Christine slides of her standing behind her, Christine shoves Whitney but Whitney doesn't fly over the side of the platform, she just falls to the ground of the platform, Whitney gets up, Christine goes to clothesline Whitney but Whitney ducks, Christine almost falls of the side but Christine keeps her balance, she turns around only to be given a neckbreaker from Whitney. Whitney picks Christine up and sets Christine up to powerbomb her of the side of the platform but Christine starts punching Whitney in the face and Whitney falls, Christine starts pounding on Whitney, Christine gets up from of Whitney, holding her by the hair as she pulls her up, Whitney grabs Christine by the legs and trips her up. Whitney gets up and hits a legdrop on Christine, she then pulls her up and hits her multiply chops to the chest Whitney then whips Christine to fall of the end of the platform but Christine reverses it, Whitney falls to her knees stopping her from falling of the edge. Whitney gets up and turns around shoving her shoulder into Christine, knocking her down. Christine gets up after a few seconds and rushes over to Whitney, Whitney kicks her in the stomach she goes to hit a back body drop on her but Christine lands on her feet, standing behind Whitney, Christine goes to hit a bulldog on Whitney but Whitney pushes her off her, Christine goes flying right of the side of the platform into the pit below. "Soldier" hits and Whitney looks down to Christine in the pit, lying out cold as the snakes slowly start to circle her, a ref rushes onto the platform with the womens title in his hand, he hands it to Whitney and then holds her hand in the air as the crowd pop loudly.

Jennifer Lopez: Here is your winner and new SEF Women's Champion.........................Whitney Marret!

Whitney is still holding the title in the air, a huge smile on her face as the ref disappears, when from behind Whitney gets hit around the back of the head by a chair from Courtney Michaels, it is unclear where she came from but she stands looking down to Whitney a huge, sick grin on her face as Whitney lies pretty much motionless on the floor, holding the back of her head in pain, Courtney brings the chair back over her head as "Soldier" finishes playing, Whitney slowly starts to get up Courtney hits Whitney again, knocking her back down she then starts pounding on her, when the crowd suddenly start cheering and Courtney is grabbed from behind by the hair and pulled of Whitney, the person who pulled her of is none other than Cassie Michaels. The crowd cheer madly as Cassie kicks Courtney in the stomach and hits a hard powerbomb on her as "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana hits and looks down to Courtney's motionless body smiling. Cassie then walks over to Whitney, helping her up and raises her hand, Cassie then takes off her baggy "CASSIE MICHAELS" top to reveal a tight baby tee with the SEF logo on it, indicating she has signed with SEF.

Joel Gertner: Man, what a return for Cassie and what a match we just witnessed between Whitney and Christine, what a show we been having.

Joey Styles: I must admit the show has been great and the match was unique. Nice way to see Cassie back, but I have a feeling we will see more of Courtney around Whitney.

 DOGG Main Event
Hell in a Cell
Triple Threat Match
DOGG Heavyweight Championship
Matt Matlock vs. Skull vs. Gato[c]

Matt is stood inside the ring and the cell has lowered around it already. He stares all around him, then Serial Killa by Snoop Dogg hits the pa and Skull comes walking out, long and steady strides as he makes his way down the ramp, walks inside the cell and steps into the ring. He and Matt stare each other down, then turn to the entrance as Cadillac Pimpin by Young Bloodz hits the pa and Gato makes his way out, the title wrapped around his waist. He stares down into the cell, then walks closer and once at ringside he drops his title and walks into the cell. The door is shut and locked behind him and Gato soon steps into the ring. All three men stare at each other, then Matt grins and nods to Skull who sneers, but nods and they move in on Gato who don't back down. Gato immediately kicks Matt in the gut, then starts hammering him with punches, but Skull is on him quick and clubs him with hard forearms across the back. Skull then whips gato into the ropes and looks for a big boot, but Gato ducks it and flies at Matt spearing him to the canvas. Gato lays in some quick hard punches to Matt making sure to make them count. Skull turns around and drops an elbow intended for Gato, but he moves and Matt takes it. Gato runs off the ropes and nails a front dropkick on Skull, then jumps on him and starts throwing wild punches at him. Skull eventually shoves Gato off him and gets to his feet. Gato is back up too and kicks at Skull, then throws some elbows to his face and runs off the ropes looking for a dropkick again, but gets swatted away. Skull now picks up Matt and tosses him over the top rope, then looks to follow, but Gato jumps on his back and pounds away at him. Skull flips Gato over him and over the top rope on to Matt outside the ring. Skull then steps out of the ring and steps down, kicks Matt in the gut, then picks up Gato and rams him face first into the steel cell. He does this like five or six times causing Gato to start bleeding, then rolls him back in the ring. Skull lifts up Matt and bashes his head into the cell door repeatedly making bleed worse off and gets the door a rattling. Skull then shoves Matt down, backs up and kicks the door breaking it open. The ref yells at him, but he just lifts up Matt and drags him to the outside where he looks up top andhoists Matt over his shoulder. Skull gets a good grip and begins climbing, a slight struggle carrying Matt, but he makes it up there. Skull throws Matt to the middle of the cell and looks at him with a mean stare, but Gato who snuck up to the top behind Skull chop blocks his knee taking him down to one knee. Gato starts punching Skull, but Matt is up and clobbers him in the back, then lifts up Gato for a backdrop and slams him on the cell. Skull is up and kicks at Matt, then lifts him up in a press slam and drops him down. Gato pounces on Matt and starts hammering him with punches, then picks him up and throws him to Skull and yells out.

Gato: The fucking table ese, then we settle out business, one on one!

Skull sneers, but agrees and walks Matt over to the edge of the cell, sets him up and lifts him into the Jacknife Powerbomb, then turns to the edge and lets Matt drop down what is probably between 25 and 30 feet when adding Skull's height to the cells height. Matt lands with a sickening crash through the spansih announce table and the crowd lest loose a huge Holy Shit chant! Skull looks down at the wreck with a look of approcal, but Gato is on him quick and tries shoving him off. Skull stands his ground and ebows Gato in the head, then kicks him in the gut and lifts him up for the same move, only he slams Gato down on the top of the cell. Gato lands and bounces up, the cell section teraing, then when hits again it gives out and Gato falls through to the mat below. The crowd now gives another Holy Shit chant as Skull looks down in more approval. Gato is hurt, but not as bad as Matt fue to the bounce he had breaking his fall somewhat, but he still is in tremendous pain. Skull wlaks to the edge of the cell and climbs down, then walks through the busted open door and climbs in the ring. Gato is laying on the mat barely moving, Outside the cell, Matt is now being attended to by EMT's and he is not moving at all. Skull lifts up Gato and tosses his limp body into the corner, then runs at him with a big boot, but Gato drops down in time and Skull gets his foot hung up on the top rope. He easily slides it off, but Gato gets up and clubs him in the back, then decides fuck it and slides out of the ring. He gets a ball bat from under the ring and slides back in looking to nail Skull and nearly does, but is booted square in the face before he can. Skull lifts up Gato and powerslams him, then picks up the ball bat and brings i smashing down across Gato's forehead busting him open bad. Skull lifts up the bloody Gato and hits him with the Jacknife Powerbomb, then drops down and pins..........1..........2............3!

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by pinfall and new DOGG Heavyweight Champion......................Skull!

Serial Killa hits the pa and Skull gets up on his knees, he is feeling the match, but not as bad as Matt at all, or Gato I suppose. He soon stands up and the cell raises up. The ref hands him his title and the crowd boos as he holds it up high. Skull soon leaves as Gato refuses help and hobbles to the back, Matt is wheeled out on a stretcher as he hasn't moved yet.

Carson Daly: Holy Shit! That damn match was something else in my view. Skull did show his power, but Gato showed his fire and that fall by Matt, ow.

DMX: Fuck yea ow! That was brutal, very brutal and even though Skull won, good match I have to say.

 Backstage

In the back, right around the spot behind the curtain, Collin Jr is seen getting ready to come out when from behind, Shane Mordin brutally attacks him with a chair. He jabs the chair at Collin's head and ribs, kicks him a few times, then smiles and walks off. Some officials help him up and try to clear his head, but he seems groggy as hell. Some medics check him out quickly as the view cuts to ringside.

Joel Gertner: Man, this new guy sure knows to make an impact well.

Joey Styles: What?! Collin has perhaps his biggest match ever coming up and that's all you say!?

 SEF Main Event
Japanese Deathmatch
SEF Heavyweight Championship
Collin Jr. vs. D-Von Dudley w/Melanie

Its now time for the Japanese Deathmatch and the ring has been set up, barbed wire replacing the ropes, C4 strapped on 2x4's lay all over, glass sheets all around ringside, various weapons, anything imaginable, and a twenty foot ladder at the bottom of the ramp to be used for grabbing the title hanging above the ring at this very moment. The same title held by so many great men throughout SEF's time, men like Daddy Mack, Viper, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Rapid, Johnny X, Skull, The Undertaker. Just a few of big naames, the ones who made their names known in SEF, so this match should be oh say, off the fucking hook. And it starts now! The sound of Wish You Were Me by Chris Jericho filling the pa system and Collin Jr walking out a lil groggy after the attack he just sustained, but ready to fight as he climbs in the ring. Then, a missle drops to the stage and Bombshell by Powerman 5000 hits the pa. D-Von Dudley comes walking out looking pumped and focused with Melanie behind him. He soon climbs in the ring as she walks over to the announce table to try and stay out of the carnage.

Joel Gertner: So Melanie, what do we owe to you for sitting here with us?

Melanie: Just trying to stay out of danger, but see D-Von firsthand.

Joel Gertner: Well hey, you can sit next to me anytime cutie.

Melanie: Thank you Joel, your sweet!

Joey Styles: Oh lord, my stomach, stop, your making me sick!

In the ring, D-Von and Collin stare each other down for a while, then just begin unleashing with punches. Collin being quicker fires more shots and rocks D-Von into the ropes, then looks for an irish whip, but D-Von being stronger reverse it and sends Collin across the ring and back first into the barbed wire ropes digging into his flesh. Collin arhces in pain, then D-Von charges and clotheslines him to the outside. D-Von then looks around the ring some, eyes the crowd, then shrugs and exits the ring going after Collin. He lifts up Collin and runs over to the steps, but Collin stick shis foot up and ends up slamming D-Von's head into the steps. Collin then picks up a cheese grater and rakes it across D-Von's head slicing him just a bit, then slaps it acros shis face and kicks him in the gut, lifts up and drops him with a piledriver. Collin pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up at ringside, then rolls D-Von on to it and climbs up on the apron where he looks to climb up the turnbuckles. Collin readies himself for a moonsault, but D-Von quickly gets up and climbs up clubbing Collin in the back, then grabs him in a side waistlock. D-Von uses all his strength and arches back slamming Colling through the table with a backdrop. D-Von falls to the floor, but picks himself up quick and starts pulling Collin to his feet. He rolls him in the ring, then walks around the ring and grabs a chair tossing it in the ring, sees a sheet of glass and slides that in the ring, then slides in a table as well. D-Von climbs in the ring now and sets the table in the middle of the ring, then lays the sheet of glass on it and picks up a 2x4 with C4 and lays that on the top. The crowd looks excited at the set up and start getting anxious to see someone go through it. D-Von turns to Collin, but is kicked in the gut and dropped with a ddt into a trash can. Collin now picks up the chair and cracks D-Von over the head busting him open, then jabs him in the gut and lays the chair down. He sets up D-Von and gives him the Executed Driver on the chair, the he slides out of the ring and grabs the ladder bringing it in. He eyes the table set up with glass and C4, then sets the ladder up in a corner, then rolls D-Von on top of the table with all that stuff and soon climbs up the ladder. Collin just about gets to the top when D-Von rolls off the table and starts climbing up the other side of the ladder. He makes his way up and his pulled up some by Collin who tries flipping over him, but is blocked. D-Von fires some hard punches to his face, then gets him in a suplex position, steps up to the top rung of the ladder and then lifts Collin up and falls back. Both men plummet down and go crashing through the glass and table, the C4 going off and burning them a lil, the crowd looks in awe and in glee chant, "Holy Shit"! D-Von and Collin both roll away holding their head, each of them with blood coming from cuts on the back of their heads, D-Von still bleeding from his forehead as well. After a few minutes, both men make it up to their feet and Collin being quicker fires away with punches, then looks for the Executed Driver, but gets backdropped. D-Von falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring, grabs a table and slides it in, then picks up a barbed wire bat and rolls back in. He stands up and Collin is on his feet, turns around and D-Von drops him with a shot to the head busting his forehead open too. D-Von sets up the table at the side of the ring, then lays another 2x4 strapped with C4 on it and slides back out of the ring. He gets another sheet of glass and brings it in, lays it on top of the C4 strapped 2x4, then lifts up Collin and gives him a piledriver on top of a chair. D-Von picks up Collin and rolls him on to the table, then positions the ladder in the center of the ring and starts climbing. He gets real close to the top when Collin rolls off the table and climbs up the other side of the ladder, reaches the top and starts punching D-Von trying to make him fall. D-Von fires back though and soon bashes Collin's head off the top of the ladder, then turns his body around so he set up Collin for Saving Grace. Everyone below watches in waiting to see what happens and D-Von in the set up for Saving Grace leaps off the ladder and brings Collin down straight through the glass, on the C4 causing it to expode and crashing through the table. This gets another Holy Shit chant going as well. D-Von misses the table this time and gets up on his feet in a few seconds. Collin however is laying among the wreckage a bloody mess and looks to be beaten bad, D-Von not looking much more better, but on his feet and now climbing the ladder. Collin moves some as he opens his eyes and sees D-Von scaling the ladder. He tries pulling himself up and gets on his knees, but D-Von reaches the top, strains his arm up and pulls down the title winning the match.

Jennifer Lopez: Here is your winner and new SEF Heavyweight Champion......................D-Von Dudley!

Bombshell explodes over the pa on cue as the fans, every one of them stand on their feet an applaud the hew Heavyweight Champion D-Von. He slips down the ladder some, then falls the rest of the way. Collin now has rolled out of the ring where he sits in pain and frustration. D-Von gets to his feet and holds up his title almost as if he doesn't believe it, he can't believe he is the champion of SEF. So many great men have held it and now he is to be added to that list. And now, from the back march out Bubba Ray and Spike. Melanie has gotten in the ring to congratulate D-Vona nd now Bubba and Spike do the same. Also from the back, Whitney Marret, Cassie Michaels, The Jackal, Christine, and Strife all come out and congratulate D-Von, Bubba and Jackal raising him up on their shoulders, then the Owner himself, the legendary Daddy Mack comes wlaking out and steps into the ring. D-Von is on his feet now and Mack looks into his eyes, then smirks and extends his hand. D-Von shakes it and they hug, then Mack raises up his hand in victory and soon leaves the ring letting the celebration continue.

Joel Gertner: Wow, D-Von Dudley is the new Heavweight Champion of SEF, unbelieveable, but I knew the Dudleyz had it in them.

Joey Styles: What a ripoff! A Dudley has Heavyweight Champ, I don't buy it and I think it sucks. None of the Dudleyz are main event material and never will be, D-Von is a fluke.

Joel Gertner: Can it Styles, he earned this tonight. He busted his ass along side his brothers just the same. They each won the XCW Title, now its D-Von's turn to hold the top title. And me, I am off this table, later on all.

Joel tosses his headset off and climbs in the ring to celebrate with the Dudleyz and the whole group soon heads backstage after mingling with the crowd a lot.

Joey Styles: I personally think that this is a mockery of the Heavyweight Title here in SEF and Daddy Mack, if he is any good kind of Owner, he will make sure to get rid of D-Von quick. Dudleyz in main events do not mix well because the are not the kind who you can run a show with. But hey, let them have tehir fun now, but D-Von will soon realize just how hard being champ is and he will burn out quick. So goodbye everyone, this show is now over and we will be back this Wednesday.

The camera pans over the ring still a mess from the match, goes over the screaming crowd who have just witnessed an incredible show, and now the show fades to black. The SEF logo flashes by, then the show ends.