WAR 57 {3/23/09}

[Daddy Mack]

March 23rd, 2009

Down south and ready to kick off another WAR in the sold out Wrestleplex in Bowman Georgia! Pyro shoots off the stage exploding all over the arean, then "War Zone" by Rob Zombie explodes over the pa and this crowd lets out blood curdling cheers letting SEF know they love the action it produces.

Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night WAR! I am out here alone tonight, not sure where Hank is, but I guess I'm solo and I really don't mind. Tonight we got a big Tag Title match with Destruction defending against the World Champ Scorpion and the International Champ Nick Roland, a huge match! We'll also see a very heated triple threat match involving Joe Dumar and his two enemies as of late, Phoenix Winterborn and Logan Dudley, the later of which has been really getting to Joe with his lies, should make fore a great match! New kid Connor Riley is in action against Hardcore Haz and we see Chris Orton battle an ol' rival from WGEF Matt Ward. The Upset Princess Taylor Johnson faces Angel and we got a good show for ya all, so keep tuned in for the best action you'll find in wrestling today!

We now here "Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine and here comes Da Gangstas a huge ovation, biggest of anyone on the roster today and that's a fact, they earned it. Mack and Whitney come out arm in arm while Viper and Torres are on eitehr side of them and X is jumping around playing to the crowd.

Nick Miller: What a way to open WAR. Da Gangstas coming out here and ya gotta believe its gotta do with the boss after last weeks actions.

The gangstas all get in the ring and the crowd keeps cheering, man they love this gang. Sapporo is in the ring and runs around keeping the mic away from them. Finally Xanthus goes out and gets some of Sap's beer and comes in offering a trade. Sap trades and X raises up the mic now.

Xanthus: Ya know what, fuck you Dick Martin!

A loud pop, naturally, the boss is an asshole, he's a dick!

Xanthus: Ya come out last week and put Storms in a match and if he loses he must retire huh and ya ban all us yet you and your ass kisser Roland make it a three on one. Now I know ya three are used to gang banging your whore Staci...

Huge by the crowd for that.

Xanthus: Yea, fucking whore! Anyways, ya then stuck your nose in Mack and Viper's business saying that the winner at Wrestle X retires. So what next huh, what next from your old ass? Which one of us is put in a position to retire from SEF?

Mack takes the mic now.

MACK: That is a good question Dick, who is next, who ya gonna screw over this time?

Torres takes the mic now.

Nick Torres: Ya know what, how about the fact that me and Storms had a Tag Titles shot and now, conviently ya place your ass kissers in a Tag Titles match tonight! Well Dick, I have an idea here, why don't ya include me and...and...well, one of my partners in the ring here, make it a triple threat for the titles and add this stip. If we lose, not even having to be pinned, I will retire, walk away from SEF tonight...

The crowd boos.

Nick Torres: But if we win the match I get a shot at the International Title at Wrestle X cause I'd love to put Roland in his place!

The crowd pops and X grabs the mic.

Xanthus: Ya know what, I'll team wit ya and hell, I'll retire too if we lose, so c'mon Dick, what do ya say ya little bitch?!

The crowd is cheering hoping for it to happen, hoping Da Gangstas cna get the titles and then they boo when "Politics" by Korn hits and out walks Ric with Staci on his arm and mic in his hand. He's flamked by World Champ Scorpion and International Champ Nick Roland.

Richard Martin: You really expect me to go for that, to put you in the tag match with your friends here.

Roland leans over the mic now.

Nick Roland: I say ban their friends and make it happen cause I'd like to beat some gangsta ass!

Richard Martin: Well, I don't know, Scorpion, what do you think?

Scorpion just nods yea and says, "put them in", so Ric speaks.

Richard Martin: Well I guess they want it, so fine, Mack, Viper, and Whitney, your banned from the arena as of now and the match will be a triple threat tag team match for the Tag Titles, so boys, get ready join your buddy Troy. Now security, get out here and escort these three out of my building!

The crowd boos loud and we see the chief of security, his sidekick and several other guards come out to the ring. Da Gangstas just look around, look at Ric, then each other and Mack grabs the mic.

MACK: Fine Dick, we'll go no problem, but it won't matter cause you will never win the war and you will always...

They all shout now.

Da Gangstas: KISS THIS!

Then they all do a crotch chop and "Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine hits, the crowd cheers and then Mack, Viper, and Whitney shake hands with Xanthus and Torres before heading ou tof the ring with security. Torres and X folow them and Ric and his crew are in the back already.

Nick Miller: Well it seems tonighst huge main event is even grander, a triple threat tag match, but Mack, Viper, and Whitney are banned from arena, their being escorted out now! We have our first match coming up, but first a word from our few sponsors!



So its time for our opening match now and we hear "Move" by Thousand Foot Krutch and out walks Connor to boos.

Sapporo: The following is the opening match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Hells Kitchen New York, weighing in at 235 pounds.....Connor Riley!

He makes his way down the ramp sliding in the ring and stands up. "Enter Sandman" by Motorhead hits and the crowd cheers. The cameras find Haz coming through the crowd carrying his cane and drinking beer.

Sapporo: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the Ultimate Sandman Fan.......Hardcore Haz!

Haz walks to the ring and hops up to the guard rail, then leaps to the ring yanking out a beer and downs most of it, then throws the can at Connor hitting him in the head. He drops the cane in the ring as he gets in rushing Connor with punches to a corner, unloads on him for the refs five count and backs off. Connor rushes out, but gets a drop toehold from Haz who looks for an stf now. Connor rolls away staying out of it and both men get up now.. Connor rushes Haz leaping up for a hurricanrana, but Haz catches hima nd turns hitting Connor with a powerbomb.

Nick Miller: Haz starting the match as usual and Connor getting dropped there with a powerbomb counter from the hardcore one who now goes to the top rope.

Haz comes off the top with his Sandman's Rolling Rock senton bomb to Connor, then pulls him up and delivers a brainbuster on him. Haz calls for a couple beersa and gets them, cracks both and looks at the ref handing him one. They toast and drink down the beer, then Haz picks up his cane. The ref kinds turns finishing his beer and Haz grins as the crowd cheers, then he pulls up Connor and delivers the White Russian Leg Sweep to him and climbs to the top rope thrusting the cane in the air.

Nick Miller: Haz using that cane and the ref not seeing...weird?!

Haz leaps off the top with his cane aimed at Connor's head and hits Hazardous on him, then yells at the ref who finally finishes his beer. Haz has Connor pinned, 1..................2.................3!

Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match.......Hardcore Haz!

The crowd roars with cheers as "Enter Sandman" by Motorhead plays and Haz raises his cane in the air. He gets some more beer guzzling them down and the ref has a couple more as well before Haz leaves the ring through the crowd celebrating with his fans.

Nick Miller: A one sided match with Haz dominating, but an entertaining one I gotta admit! On with the show though, we got Angel coming out.

"Vampire Heart" by H.I.M is heard and out walks Angel looking around with an evil eye and grinning.

Sapporo: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 123 pounds........Angel!

She comes down the ramp staring at the ring and soon steps inside it, then just looks around. "Spirt " hits out come Taylor Johnson and she makes her way to the ring as she slaps some fans a high-5 and then makes her way to the ring.

Sapporo:  And her opponent, making her way to the ring from Tor Canada, weighing in at 122 pounds..........Taylor Johnson.

Taylor comes out and gets in the ring and she puts her finger up and smiles at her fans as she gets ready for war. The bell rings and the two women move into a lock up, Taylor pushing Angel to a corner and then backs up breaking cleanly, though the ref isn't really caring as he's drinking a beer.

Nick Miller: Hmmm...guess the ref liked the taste of that beer Haz gave him, he's not stopping to do his job!

Taylor looks at him and Angel rushes her dropping her with a clothesline. Taylor pops up and Angel comes off the ropes with a cross body now, but Taylor leaps up with a dropkick sending her down. She pulls Angel up delivering a side russian leg sweep, rolls to her feet and runs to the ropes bouncing back with a leg drop and floats into a pin, 1.............2........kickout!

Nick Miller: Whoa, the ref counts the fall, though its only a two count, oh, he's back to drinking now.

And that he is as Taylor is pounding down fists on Angel, raises her up and runs her to a corner, nails a couple chops, then lifts her to the top turnbuckle. Taylor climbs up to the middle rope and leaps up wrapping her legs around Angel's head bringing her down with a hurricanrana. She gets up and the crowd is cheering Taylor on. She pulls up Angel and gives her a kiss, then spins around full circle with a roundhouse kick dropping Angel.

Nick Miller: The Last Kiss as Taylor calls it and this one is probably over now.

Taylor drops on Angel hooking her leg, 1................2...............3!

Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match.......Taylor Johnson!

"Spirt" hits the pa and Taylor jumps up raising her arms in the air as Doug, the ref, rolls out to get more beer, the crowd cheering Taylor on.

Nick Miller: Good showing by Taylor, she's really doing ok since having singles matches. Had a bad run in tag action, but she had bad partners and Whitney Marret as an opponent. Wonder what Doug is up to?

The ref is pounding beer and looking tipsy, Taylor heading up the ramp now.

Nick Miller: Hope he can call the rest of the matches. We'll see after this break!

But before we go to commercial the scene goes backstage inside the locker room where Nick Torres and Xanthus sit on a bench talking.

Nick Torres: Tonight we gotta unite like never before bro.

Xanthus: Ain't it true! But hey, that's why we Da Gangstas ain't it!?

Torres just grins and forms the sign with his hand, X forms it as well and grins.

Nick Torres: The tightest group ever cause we weren't even supposed to be a group on camera, oh yea, Dick don't know who the fuck he got in a war with, but his boys are losing all their gold!

Xanthus: Hell yea!

They touch hands with the gangsta sign, the crowd heard roaring with cheers all the way back there and then we fade to a commercial.



Back from commercial and we find Phoenix Winterborn in the ring already.

Sapporo: The following is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Oceanside California, weighing in at 232 pounds.......Phoenix Winterborn!

Booing from the crowd at the announcement of Phoenix, then more booing for the liar Logan as "Just To Get High" by Nickelback is heard and out comes Logan to boos from the crowd.

Sapporo: Making his way to the ring from Erie Pennsylvania, weighing in at 204 pounds.......Logan Dudley!

He heads down the ramp focused on the ring and tries to ignore the boos. Logan slides in the ring and stands up turning around. A white light flickers as "Rise" by Pantera hits and the crowd cheers for Joe who walks out and yells while doing the crucifix pose.

Sapporo: Making his way out here from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is the Messiah of Violence........Joe Dumar!

Joe heads down the ramp high fiving the fans, as many as he can before getting to the ring and rolling in. He stands to his feet and rushes Logan who rushes him, they swing like madmen at each other, then Phoenix runs over with a dropkick to Joe's back allowing Logan to get control of him and whip him to a corner. He runs at him with a clothesline, then drags him out for a bulldog. Phoenix meets Logan with a clothesline as he drops Joe, then Phoenix runs up the turnbuckles and flies backwards with a twisting moonsault to Joe. Logan is up and grabs Phoenix running him to a corner and rams his shoulder to the post.

Nick Miller: Oh damn, that's gotta hurt.

Logan delivers a side russian leg sweep to Phoenix, then gets up and gets tackled to the mat by Joe who lays in punches on him. The ref is sitting out on the floor to drunk to stand, so Joe just keeps hammering Logan and the crowd is loving it, chanting...KILI HIM...KILL HIM...KILL HIM...KILL HIM...KILL HIM...they roll to the ropes and Joe rolls out to the floor and yanks Logan out sending him against the guard rail, then darts at him clotheslining him over it. Phoenix is up and goes up to the turnbuckles flying off at Joe with a senton crashing both to the floor.

Nick Miller: Oh my, all three men are down, the ref is too drunk to do anything, this crazy!

Logan is trying to get up as Phoenix himself up and grabs a singapore cane from under the ring. Logan gets up holding the guard rail and Phoenix cracks him in the head with the cane. He turns to Joe cracking him across the back a few times, then lifts him up rolling Joe in the ring. He slides in the cane and then grabs a table sliding that in and grabs Logan trying to pull him over the guard rail. Logan rakes his eyes and shoves Phoenix back, then leaps to the rail and flies at him with a clothesline knocking Phoenix against the ring. Logan gets a tire iron from under the ring and Joe does a baseball slide at Phoenix sending him down and come sout of the ring. Logan cracks him in the back with the iron and then delivers a ddt on the floor.

Nick Miller: match is turning hardcore, though a triple threat is basically that considering there are no dq's.

Logan pulls up Phoenix rolling him in the ring, then picks up Joe and runs him to the commentators table sliding him across it. He grabs a steel chair and slams it to th eback of Joe's head and he slumps down on the floor. Logan slides in the ring now and stands up, sees Phoenix getting up and bashes him in the head with the chair. He sets the table up now and puts Phoenix on it, then climbs to the top rope leaping off with a shooting star press crashing Phoenix through the table. He pushes the broken table away and turns Phoenix over applying a crossface!

Nick Miller: That's what he calls Starcross, a shooting star followed by that crossface, sorta like Kidman combined with Benoit, but will Phoenix tap, will Joe break it up, will the ref get up?

Nick Roland comes running out in a ref shirt now and slides in the ring sliding over near the two men and asks Phoenix if he gives, but he's holding on refusing to do so. Joe is trying to pull himself up and gets a hand on the apron.

Nick Miller: What is Roland doing, is he the ref now?

Phoenix is raising his hand like he's gonna and Joe looks in, tries to pull himself in, but Phoenix taps and Roland is up calling for the bell.

Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match.......Logan Dudley

The crowd boos as "Just To Get High" by Nickelback hits the pa and Roland raises Logan's arm in the air. Joe gets the mic now and rolls in the ring raising it up, the music cuts and Logan looks at him.

Joe Dumar: Nice win kid, ya actually pulled it out without resorting to cheap tactics, now if ya can start telling a real shoot, one that is no lie, then were cool! That aside. I want you one on one at Wrestle X in a no rules match, hardcore, so what do ya say?

Joe steps near him and hands Logan the mic. He grabs it  disrespectfully and raises it up.

Logan Dudley: Beat your pathetic ass again. don't really car, but wrestle on the biggest card of the year, yea, I'll take that, so see ya there loser!

Logan swings the mic at him, but Joe ducks lifts up Logan delivering a death valley driver on him to the crowds delight and "Rise" by Pantera hits as Joe makes his exit.

Nick Miller: Whoa, Joe and Logan at Wrestle X, but it don't have to be labeled hardcore because I have just been informed, oh hell, I gotta announce this to everyone in here too!

Nick takes off his headset and gets a mic, then gets in the ring as Logan is out on the floor trying to stumble to the back.

Nick Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, this is huge. I have just been told that as a result of what happened with the ref tonight we going back to our roots, so no more hardcore matches in SEF!

The crowd boos.

Nick Miller: No, no, its not what you think. No more hardcore matches labeled as such because all matches in SEF have the option to get hardcore just like what we saw in the first matches tonight. Count outs will exist, disqualifications will happen if someone not booked in the match intereferes, but all action is legal, a chairshot is as legal as a headlock, low blows and such, all of it goes, anything and everything goes!

A roar from the crowd now. Nick hops outta the ring and hands the mic back to Sap and sits back down putting his headset on, Roland is still out there to be the ref. "Warrior" by Lloyd Banks plays and the crowd boos some as Matt comes walking out raising a fist in the air

Sapporo: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 310 pounds......Matt Ward!

Sauntering down the ramp now and Matt gets to the ring stepping on the apron and then into the ring raising his arms in the air. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the pa system, Chris Orton comes out from the curtian hearing the crowd pop. He makes his way down the ramp stares down his challenger, and he stops at the end moving his neck left and right.

Sapporo:  And his opponent, making his way to the ring from San Diego California, weighing in at 245 pounds......Chris Orton!

He walks up the steel stairs enters the ring stares at the challenger again, makes his way to the corner of the ring, climbs the second turnbuckle, just stares at the fans with an arrogant smile and comes down moving his arms like a circle. He jumps a few times to loosen his legs to get ready for his match. Orton and Ward step to the middle of the ring and the bell rings, then both start swinging at the other. Matt overpowers Orton hammering him to a corner, unloads with body shots, then whips him across the ring and follows up for a big boot. Orton ducks out of the corner and Matt hangs his foot on the top rope. Orton kicks at his other leg, then hammers him with punches and knees him in the gut, then drops Matt with a ddt. Orton yanks him up in the corner and lays in some chops, then looks for an irish whip, but Matt reverses sending Orton to the ropes. He looks for a clothesline, but Orton ducks and leaps up for a dropkick putting Matt down. Orton goes for the cover hooking his leg, 1...............2.........kickout!

Nick Miller: Near fall by Orton, good match so far, stay tuned in cause we'll have more of it after this commercial!



We come back from break and find Matt with Orton locked in Torment, a verison of the STF and he's really ripping away at him.

Nick Miller: Orton was in control furing the break, but missed a cross body off the top and after a big boot got locked in this hold. Will he tap or not?

Matt has is cinched in, but Orton is refusing, he tries pushing himself up, tries crawling, inches to the ropes, but can't grab them. The crowd is cheering him on and Matt is held on to him, but suddenly lets go and pulls up Orton throwing him stomach first in a corner, then charges behind him with a splash to his back. He rips Orton out and up for a reverse suplex, but Orton uses the momentum and flips over to his feet, then yanks Matt down in an unorthodoxed backbreaker.

Nick Miller: Ooh, nice counter by Orton and he's back in this match.

Orton pulls himself up and runs to the ropes bouncing back with a leg drop, then floats into the pin, 1............2...kickout! He kneels up and tattooes Matt with a few punches, then pulls him up and looks for a suplex. Matt punches him and backs Orton to a corner, then lifts him to the top rope and climbs up looking for a superplex. Orton starts hammering Matt with punches who fires back. Orton rakes him in the eyes and shoves Matt down. He stays on his feet and Orton flies off with a cross body, but gets taken down with a powerslam and pinned, 1.............2........kickout!

Nick Miller: Second cross body attempt and Orton gets countered this time and almost beaten.

Matt sits Orton up applying a sleeper on him, but he fights to his feet elbowing Matt in the gut. He tries lifting him for a back suplex, but can't get him up, then tries shoving him away, but Matt takes a dew steps and jumps back with a shoulderblock knocking Orton against the ropes. He charges for a clothesline, but Orton ducks pulling the top rope down and Matt tumbles out to the floor. Orton quickly leaps over the top rope with a splash to Matt taking him down on the floor and starts hammering him with punches. Xanthus comes running out now and runs right behind Orton, but leaps over him and turns staring at him. Orton sees and jumps up, chases him around the ring and X runs right in a circle to where Matt is up. X ducks under him and Mat grabs Orton by the throat ripping him up hitting the Hell Ride on the floor.

Nick Miller: Oh god, what a brutal move to deliver to someone on the floor.

Matt pulls Orton up rolling him in the ring and then climbs up on the apron, calls Roland over complaining his arm hurts. X rolls in the ring quickly and lifts up Orton hitting the Ghetto Busta, then rolls out. Matt recovers now, shoves the ref and gets in the ring ripping up Orton and hits the Deadend, then pins him, 1......................2......................3!

Sapporo: Here is your winner of the match.......Matt Ward!

"Warrior" by Lloyd Banks hits and Matt raises his arms in the air as Xanthus just backs up the ramp grinning.

Nick Miller: Matt won't let Orton live this down, but Orton has bigger problems with Xanthus first!

Matt his head to the back now as Orton stumbles out of the ring getting helped by a security guard.

Nick Miller: Now we got the main event and originally a regular tag match for the Tag Titles is now a triple threat tag match for the titles as you all saw at the start of our show, Nick Torres made the challenge for he and Xanthus to be in their putting the stip up that if they lose, they'd retire! So will two more gangstas retire or will we see new Tag Team Champs?

The crowd is growing in anticipation and then roars to life when "Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine hits and here comes Xanthus back out along with partner Nick Torres, both sporting gangsta shirts and doing the sign.

Sapporo: The following is the main event and it is a triple threat tag team match scheduled for one fall and is for the World Tag Team Titles! Introducing first at a combined weight of 475 pounds, they represents Da Gangstas......Nick Torres and Xanthus!

They take each take a side of the ramp high fiving fans, then run to the ring sliding in and jumping up doing crotch chops as pyro shoots off in X's behind them. "Sinner" by Drowning Pool kicks in and the lights flash a little as Scorpion comes out and the crowd just boos as loud as they can.

Sapporo: Making his way to the ring from Amarillo Texas, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the World Heavyweight Champion....Scorpion!

With the title around his waist and sporting his tights with the superman logo, Scorpion walks down the ramp with cocky steps and a smirk across his face. He gets to the ring taking his time getting in and then unstraps the title raising it high, flaunting it. Nick Roland is out there of course and he rips off his ref shirt and stands by Scorpion as Torres and Xanthus stare them down.

Nick Miller: Well this is gonna be difficult, Roland was the ref and now has a match, wonder if Doug sobered up enough to get back out here and do his job?

"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits and Destruction make their way to the ring, dressed in leather gear that includes chaps, vests, and their masks.

Sapporo: Making their way to the ring now, they weigh in together at 635 pounds, they are the World Tag Team Champions, Thrash and Slash......Destruction!

Thrash and Slash slide in under the bottom rope and stands up just looking like the monsters they are and standing dominantly tall. They rip their masks off revealing their faces painted in war type paint looking all cool, but crazy, then remove their vests and chaps. The monsters rip off their titles and toss them to a corner, all three teams look to the other, but we have no ref.

Nick Miller: No ref to start this match, so no one really knows-

Just then Thrash rushes at Scorpion and Roland clotheslining both while Slash smashes into Xanthus knocking him down. Torres starts hammering him with punches when Thrash charges over clubbing him across the back. He and Slash whip Torres to the ropes and follow up clotheslining him out to the floor. Xanthus is up and flies over leaping on Thrash's back applying a sleeper. Slash clubs him over the back and yanks X down slamming him to the mat. Thrash and Slash run over grabbing Roland and send him to the ropes, then catch him and hit a double spinebuster. Scorpion comes from behind chop blocking Slash, but Thrash is on him kicking Scorpion in the head. He rips Scorpion up into a press and throws him out to the floor. X is getting up in a corner and Roland is siting in a corner when Slash sees him and charges over for a knee to his head. Roland moves outta the way, but Thrash catches him ripping Roland up and delivers a spinebuster to him. X charges behind Slash kicking him low, then drops him with a reverse ddt. He springs up in Thrash's face, but gets hammered by the big man and whipped to the ropes. X bounces back ducking a big boot, then spins back for a kick, but Thrash catches him and rips up X nailing an unorthodoxed powerbomb on him.

Nick Miller: Good god, this match has not even started officially as we got no ref and Destruction just laid waste to their opponents, what dominance! We'll see what happens with this match when we come back from our last commercial, stay tuned folks!



So were back from break, Destruction still stands in the ring while Torres and X are on the apron in a corner, Scorpion and Roland out on the floor by the ramp and the crowd growing restless. We suddenly hear "Don't Cha' by The Possycat Dolls and out walks Staci Sparx in a pair of tight booty shorts and a ref shirt that looks more like tenth of a regular ref shirt tied around her top, its hawt! Anyways, she makes her way down the ramp smiling, the crowd booing, some guys whistling and she walks around the ring telling Sap and the timekeeper what's going on, then she gets in the ring and calls for the bell. It rings and Xanthus who is staring a hole at Staci, his eyes bugging out, anger pouring out, he rushes into the ring at Slash who remains in and starts swinging punches at him. Thrash is out on the apron and we see Scorpion and Roland get up in a corner now.

Nick Miller: Well I guess we have a ref, though I don't like this one bit, at least we have an official match now and its X and Slash to start!

Slash fires back punches to X that rock him backwards, then grabs X by the throat and tosses him into his corner, nails some hard body blows, then tags Thrash. He comes in and the two monsters whip X to the ropes, catch him in a double press and push him straight up in the air, then step back letting him just fall to the mat.

Nick Miller: Good god what height X got there, Destruction has awesome power!

Slash is out and Thrash pulls up X into a bearhug sweezing him with those tree trunk arms. X tries biting him and boxing his head, but Thrash just keeps the squeeze on him. X starts to fade a little, but Scorpion charges in clubbing him over the back to keep him awake. Staci ignores him, so Torres charges in clubbing Thrash across the back and slams a knee to his lower back letting X get out of the hold. Staci quickly pulls him away and orders him back to his corner. Roland comes in now and charges Thrash with a spear taking him down while Scorpion hits a snap suplex on X.

Nick Miller: Figures, Staci lets Scorpion and Roland get way with murder.

Scorpion makes the sound of a tag as Staci turns and orders Thrash out now.

Nick Miller: Man, Thrash wasn't close enough and Scorpion was already in the ring, how unfair.

Scorpion kicks at X now, lifts him into a corner and nails him with some hard chops, then runs him over to Roland's boot on the ropes and tags him in. Roland climbs to the top rope as X is held by Scorpion and leaps off with an axe handle smash to X's head. Scorpion exits now and Roland hammers X with punches to the ropes, whips him across the ring and looks for a spear, but X leapfrogs him drops down sweeping his legs, then springs up and hits a leg drop on Roland and goes for a pin, but Staci just backs up to a corner, the crowd booing. X jumps up rushing her and spins around with a heel kick to her head slumping Staci down in the corner and she's out, the crowd cheers loud now.

Nick Miller: Damn, X just knocked his own mother out. I know she refused to count, but my god, his mother!

Scorpion charges in at X now and they collide in punches, but in comes Torres with a boot to Scorpion's head. Slash comes in and Torres meets him with punches. Thrash is in and X ducks his clothesline, then catches him with a spinning kick staggering the big man. Roland is up and X ducks his clothesline rolling from the ring. Thrash puts down Roland with a boot to the head, then follows X outta the ring. X runs over to the timekeepers table and leans over. Thrash come sup behind him and X whips around with the bell clocking him in the head and outs him down.

Nick Miller: Well that's one way to put down one of the monsters of mayhem!

X drops the bell and slides in the ring. Torres and Slash go through the ropes to the floor as X dropkicks Scorpion in the head pushing him out to the floor, then hops up and grabs Roland in a facelock and delivers the Ghetto Busta, but hops up knowing there is no ref. He eyes Staci and grins, then pulls up Roland hitting the Asshole Cutta on him, gets up and drags Staci over next to him. X pins Roland and grabs Staci's hand slapping it to the mat.......once..........twice........three times and the crowd cheers, the bell is rung and its announced.

Sapporo: Here are your winner and the new World Tag Team Champions...........Nick Torres and Xanthus!

"Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine is heard and the crowd really cheers now. Torres and Slash back off each other now and Torres slides in the ring raising X's hand. Scorpion gets up holding his head and looking pissed as Slash helps up Thrash and they just make their way up the ramp now.

Nick Miller: Well I guess its legal, its official, we have new Tag Champs!

Scorpion pulls Roland from the ring and gets their singles titles as X and Torres have their new Tag Titles and hold them high, then we hear "Politics" by Korn and out walks Richard Martin looking pissed. He rushes down the ramp helping Staci out and gets a mic, then backs up by Scorpion and Roland on the ramp.

Richard Martin: This Sunday at Wrestle X, not only will the International Title be on the line, but so will the Tag Titles. It'll be a winner take all when Nick Torres battles Nick Roland, a first ever senario of the Tag Titles on the line in a singles match, but that's what Wrestle X and SEF is all about! Also Torres, if you lose you retire, enjoy your short reign, chumps!

The crowd boos and Ric backs up the ramp with his group as Torres and Xanthus stare them down, then we hear "War Zone" by Rob Zombie play over the pa.

Nick Miller: Wow, huge announcement regarding Wrestle X, a bit unfair putting Torres career on the line, but still huge, Wrestle X is huge and just six days away, so see ya there folks, goodnight!

The music keeps playing as Da Gangstas remain in the ring and the cameras float around the arena before fading to black.