Extreme 27 {9/29/04}

[Taylor Andrews]

September 29th, 2004

A cool night in Miami Florida, but its hot inside the American Airlines Arena as SEF's flagship show of Extreme kicks off with pyro on the stage, over the ring, shooting off like crazy. Paranoid by Black Sabbath fills the speakers as the show starts up and the camera roams all over the arena capturing the fans who are going nuts for tonight's show. The camera soon drops down to ringside where Black Bob and Shane Cobain sit. 

Black Bob: Down here in the hot sun of Miamia, damn its fucking nice and kinda cool right here on the coast, so its ain't real fucking hot.

Shane Cobain: Yea man, I was out on the beach macking chicks all day, but dude, up in here tonight its hotter than hell with the show we got.

Black Bob: Hell yea it is! We got Kid Rock defending his IC Title against D-Von Dudley, plus a second tite on the line tonight, Daddy Mack defending his World Heavyweight Title against Alex Van Dam.

Shane Cobain: Guess Mack finally got tired of the hardcore claims and is ready to put this kid to shame. Kid and D-Von looks to be a good match as well.

Black Bob: Oh yea, plus we got four bitches in a fatal four way, fuck them!

Shane Cobain: Really, can I?!?

Black Bob: No, I was just saying man, er, Yea ya can, after the show, all yours. But we also got Flash Dio debuting when he faces the guy who looked good, but plopped, Sin.

Shane Cobain: Yea, Flash seems ok, sided with DJ, but hopefully he does what he says and makes a joke outta Sin.

Black Bob: Yea, the tag match looks good as well, this Juice guy finally appearing and looking good. Matt and Jackal may take the match, but Juice I feel is ready to hang in SEF.

Shane Cobain: Matt and Jackal got the tag experience and will most likely win, but Chaos is a bitch cause if Juice had a decent partner his team would probably be a good challenge. But hey, nuff talk, lets watch the show.





Singles Match
SEF Intercontinental Championship
D-Von Dudley vs. Kid Rock[c]

Both stand in the ring and Kick nods in respect receiving a respectful nod back. They move into a lock up and struggle a bit, but D-Von soon sends Kid into a corner and lays in some chops to him. Kid turns him around and lets some chops fly, then looks for an irish whip on D-Von, butgets eversed and sent into the opposite corner. D-Von charges across at him nailing a clothesline, then turns Kid around and sets him up on the turnbuckle. D-Von turns around grabbing Kid's neck and pulls him out delivering a neckbreaker. D-Von then goes for the cover.........1..........2...........kickout! He sits up in surprise, then nails a few punches to Kid's head, pulls him up and drops him with a suplex. D-Von climbs up top and leaps off with a headbutt, but Kid rolls out of the way and D-Von hits the mat rolling back holding his head. Kid gets to his feet now and kicks D-Von in the ribs, then pulls him up and nails a russian leg sweep. Kid climbs up top now and nails Lay It On Ya staying on for the pin..........1..........2...........kickout! Kid sits up and grabs D-Von by the head, pulls him up fir a reverse ddt, but D-Von blocks and counters for his Saving Grace. Kid fights out and somehow moves into a postion to run up the ropes for his Wrath of the Bullgod. D-Von though manages to counter that with a backdrop off the top rope. Both men are down for a bit, but D-Von stirs, then Kid does as well. They get to their feet and Kid tries a short clothesline, but D-Von ducks and grabs him for Saving grace again. As he lifts Kid up, Kid brings his legs up to D-Von's head pulling him down into a roll up pin............1..........2..........3!

Julie: Here is your winner by pinfall and still the SEF Intercontinental Champion.................Kid Rock!

Devil Without A Cause hits the pa now and both men sit on the mat, D-Von with a look of awe on his face. The ref soon hands the title to Kid and raises his hand causing him to stand up. D-Von soon stands and they face each other, the Kid sticks out his hand in respect. D-Von shakes his head and looks to shake, but nails a sucker punch to Kid's jaw sending him backwards. He then stares down at him and spits on Kid Rock gaining several boos from the crowd. D-Von just does the up yours gesture and leaves the ring.

Black Bob: Now that was uncalled for. Kid gave his all as did D-Von and it came down to a simple counter to win as they both had each other well scouted.

Shane Cobain: Yea man, what D-Von did sucked ass, Kid beat him fair and square, but hey, maybe we get to see som more between these two as it would be worth watching.





Backstage 

The view cuts to the back where David Blade is shown with his sister Rhapsody as even though he is not booked, he still attends the shows. Blade is relaxing back a bit now still recovering from Sunday as Rhapsody is up on her feet looking pumped and talking to Blade, trying to get him to help her.

Rhapsody: So that's it, I want to step in the ring now and show everyone what I can do. I am tired of being known as your sister, I want my name etched into stone, I am gonna surpass you, maybe.

David Blade: Well, go talk to Mack, he'll probably book ya on Sacrifice or something.

Rhapsody: Well, can you come with me as I feel you have some pull.

David Blade: Pull with Mack? If you say so, but I doubt it. I'll go though.

Rhapsody: Good, now get up!

Blade pulls hismelf up and walks out of the room with Rhapsody, the two obviously heading for Mack's office, but the view cuts back to ringside now.

Black Bob: Well it seems Rhapsody is wanting to get into some action in the ring now.

Shane Cobain: Yea, a hot lesbian getting action, man I hope she faces someone like Julie in a, um, I know, a Lingerie Match!!!!!





Non Title Fatal Four Way Match
Allison Jacobs vs. Cassidy Michaels vs. Trish Stratus w/Matt Matlock vs. Yesenia Lopez w/Jose Lopez 

All four women are in the ring and the bell soon sounds. Cassidy goes for Trish right away pounding on her as Senia and the new girl Allison fight it out. As they do, Julie he ring announcer, she grabs Senia and Allison by the feet and pulls them to the outside of the ring. Julie whips Senia into the steel steps, then knees Allison in the stomach and powerbombs her on the floor. Senia gets up and runs at Julie, but she ducks, grabs Senia in a sleeper, but gives her the Dirrty Drop on the floor. Julie now slides in the ring and yells to Cassidy who turns and looks with a grin, charges, but is sent down with a clothesline. Julie then picks up Trish and whips her into the ropes, grabs her and nails a hard spinebuster. Julie pulls up Cassidy and lifts her up, then drops her down with her own moves, Internial Darkness leaving Cassidy laying out cold. Julie picks up a mic she put in the corner, holds it to her lips and speaks.

Julie: As a result of none of these bitches doing a damn thing for SEF, this match is declared a no contest, a draw, and should this happen again, much worse will happen, but before we end off, a "friend" [winks] of mine would like to make an announcement regarding the next pay per view.

With that, the SEFtron starts to light up as the song Always by Saliva hits over the pa and soon we see the face of our CEO Whitney Marret comes over the tron and it appears she is at her desk back at SEF Headquarters in Detroit. The fans come unglued, but after a few minutes they soon settle down and Whitney speaks.

Whitney Marret: You know what, this sickens me to see what has happened in the women's division as of late. I decide to retire and give back to SEF, but how do the women repay me, by not caring. I remember when so many great women were in SEF, the likes of myself, Cassie Michaels, Mya James, Patricia Stratigias, Christina Love, Lita, Kaci, and even Courtney Michaels, plus the greats like Julie and oh yea, Stephanie McMahon! Now look at this once great division, it looks more like a line up on 8 Mile on a Friday night! So since I am a woman of my word and am staying retired, I have contacted someone else who actually is currently employed by SEF to take care of all you. So at our next pay per view, the name, place, and date cannot be revealed yet, but our first match booked can be. The SEF Women's Championship title will be on the line and will be defended in a Gauntlet Match! How it works, all the participants will be involved in a lottery drawing one week prior to the pay per view and the order of entry will be how each woman starts the match. For example, numbers 1 and 2 will start the match, then number 3 will wrestle the winner immediately following and then 4, and so on and so on. As for who will be involved, obviously Yesenia Lopez as she is the champion. Cassidy Michaels, you too will be in this as will Trish Stratus. Allison, too new, make a name, then maybe so. Victoria Lopez will be placed in this match though as will Charis Vannessia and Christine, plus I hear Rhapsody is looking for action and is she is like her big bro, then she is in as well! So we have seven, then I guess our limit is eight as we have one more woman in this match, the woman who will teach you all a lesson for me, my "friend" in the ring now, Julie!

The crowd cheers to no end now as Julie looks on with a smile.

Whitney Marret: Also, since Julie will be back in the ring, we will be naming a new ring announcer after tonight, sometime in between now and the next show for SEF. Also, I will be sitting ringside for this match as a special guest commentator as I want a close eye on the action. So there ya have it, the announcement has been made, good luck girls, and Julie, make sure they learn a lesson of a lifetime!

Always re hits now as the tron fades and the fans cheer on and on. Julie just winks and smirks to what Whitney said.

Black Bob: Holy shit, that was a huge match signed for our next pay per view event and even bigger with Julie coming back to action. Hey Shane, Shane, damn it, wake up!

Shane Cobain: Huh, dude, stop ok! Whitney and Julie that close even via sattelite, damn, and both at the same event, one gonna be next to me, I can't wait! Lucky ass Mack though, wish I was him for a day!





Backstage 

The view cuts to the back once again where we see Rhapsody walking with her bro David Blade and looking happy after leaving Mack's office. Blade is kinda walking slow due to being a lil hurt and suddenly Christine of all people charges Rhapsody with a punch to her forehead knocking her down and apparently out, but she is seen to have brass knuckles on her hand. Blade looks up and looks ot grab her, but Christine just runs down the hall some laughing and yelling out.

Christine: Action huh, I am ready to kick some rookies ass, so tell your sister to bring it on!

Blade just kneels down by Rhapsody helping her as Christine runs off and the view soon cuts back to ringside.

Black Bob: Damn, looks like Christine is gonna try and make up for DJ being out or so it may seem.

Shane Cobain: About time she stepped up, but if Rhapsody is like Blade, she just got herself a handful.





Singles Match
Sin vs. Flash Dio 

Both men are in the ring and Sin jumps the gun with a clothesline attempt, but Flash drops him to the mat with a toe hold, then floats over locking in a front facelock. Flash brings Sin to his feet, then locks in an armbar and turns inot a hook kick knocking him down. Flash then climbs up top and nails a moonsault going into a pin........1.........2..........kickout! Flash seems frustrated that he didn't beat him quicker and starts pounding at Sin's head with rage. He soon pulls Sin to his feet and whips him into the ropes, then rushes him with a series high and low kicks. Flash looks to drop Sin with a spinning kick, but Sin ducks and clotheslines Flash hard to the mat. Sin then pulls him up and looks for a powerbomb, but gets countered with a hurricanran. Both men get up and Sin tries another clothesline, but Flash hits a dropkick to his knees, then sweeps his legs out and soon nails a quick leg drop to his throat. Flash waits for him to get up, then jumps on the ropes, whips around nailing his FlashBack, then pins quickly..........1............2............3!

Julie: Here is your winner by pinfall.........................Flash Dio!

The Game by Linkin Park hits as Flash jumps up getting his arm raised and checks to see how long it took. The timekeeper lets him know the match was over in 4 minutes and 43 seconds, just barely under 5 minutes. Flash looks on with a grin and soon leaves the ring.

Black Bob: Well it seems Flash did most of what he said and beat Sin under five minutes, but he did get hit.

Shane Cobain: I kinda like the guy, got the whole cocky deal going with trying to beat people in a certain time limit.





Non Title Tag Team Match
Chaos & Juice vs. The New Diamonds w/Trish Stratus 

The two teams are in the ring now and starting th ematch is Juice and Jackal. They lock up and Juice sends Jackal back into a corner with some big time power. Jackal just looks at him and moves back out for another lock up, but ducks behind him quickly and executes a german suplex. Jackal pulls up Juice and looks for an irish whip, but is reversed. Matt makes a blind tag and Juice executes a powerslam to Jackal. He goes into a pin, but Matt boots him in the head, then lifts up Juice and hammers him with elbows into a corner, looks for a whip to the opposite corner, but Juice reverses and charges him with a hard clothesline. Juice lifts up Matt and nails a spinebuster, then pulls him up and tags in Chaos. Juice holds Matt has Chaos runs the ropes for a clothesline. Matt ducks and Chaos ends up hitting Juice who gets mad and explodes on him with a hard clothesline. Jackal comes in the ring and with Matt dropkicks Juice out of the ring, then they pull up Chaos and hit the Drop & Pounce with Matt pinning...........1.............2............3!

Julie: Here are your winners by pinfall......................The New Diamonds, Matt Matlock and The Jackal!

Raise up by Saliva hits the pa and Matt gets helped up by Jackal and the two raises ther hands and titles high in the air. Juice charges in knocking them both down, then he lifts up Matt and drops him with the Melt Down and leaves the ring. Jackal checks Matt, but stares down Juice who grins as he backs up the ramp.

Black Bob: Man, that was a pretty decent match. Not a great team in Chaos and Juice, but this Juice looks to be a major threat on his own.

Shane Cobain: Hell yea he does, the guy looks like he could give either Matt or Jackal a run and even held his own against them till Chaos came in.





Hardcore Match
SEF World Heavyweight Championship
Alex Van Dam vs. Daddy Mack[c] 

AVD has came out already and with his shopping cart full of weapons, plus what he couldn't carry he got out from under the ring like tables and trash cans. He stands now waiting with a singapore cane in hand. Cowboy by Kid Rock hits the pa and out walks Daddy Mack with his title around his waist and a kitchen sink in his hand.

Shane Cobain: AVD brought it all and Mack made sure to remember even the kitchen sink!

Mack just laughs a bit and makes his way to the ring, tosses the sink in at AVD, then slides in and spears him to the mat laying in some hard punches. Mack pulls up AVD and whips him into the ropes, then nails a kick to the gut and knee lifts him to the mat. Mack whips off his entrance attire, takes off his title, then picks up the singapore cane and starts cracking AVD in the back with it leaving welts all over his back. Mack tosses the cane away and lifts up AVD giving him a reverse atomic drop, then takes him down with a diving clothesline. Mack rolls on to the outside, pulls a ladder out and slide it in the ring, then hops up on the apron, but AVD is up and dropkicks him in the legs sending him down and bouncing his head off the apron. AVD now runs the ropes and flies out of the ring on to Mack with a somersault quancha. Both men hit the floor and AVD is up first, picks up Mack and whips him to the ringpost where he leans up against it. AVD looks for a super kick of his own, but Mack moves and he hits the ring post with his foot, falls to the floor and brings his foot up in pain. Mack lifts him up and sends him flying into the steel steps, then kicks the top set off, pulls up AVD and delivers a piledriver on the steps. He soon rolls AVD into the ring, slides in as well and leans the ladder up in a corner. Mack gives AVD a scoop slam on to a table he set up, then climbs up the turnbuckles, grabs the ladder and hops up on it, moves forward and rides it down on top of AVD sending him through the table, but Mack rolls forward to the mat. He hops to his feet and smirks at AVD laying in the mess of wood with the ladder laying on him. He grabs the ladder and stands it up near another corner, then sets up a second table across the ring from the ladder. Mack pulls up AVD and whips him into the ropes looking for Da Shows Ova, but AVD ducks and quickly hits a spinning kick knock Mack down. AVD then gets a toaster and drops down bashing Mack in the head. He grabs a VCR now and looks to do the same, but Mack brings his feet up kicking it into AVD's face, then he flips on his feet and nails a quick super kick sending AVD down. Mack places the VCR over AVD's head now and runs off the ropes stomping on to it smashing it over his head. AVD is now bleeding slightly and Mack rolls him up on the table, then climbs up the ladder across the ring and stands on the very top. Mack flashes a smirk, rolls his finger to his head indicating craziness, then leaps off with the Mack Attack crashing through AVD and the table. Mack stays on for the pin.............1..............2...............3!

Julie: Here is your winner by pinfall and still the SEF World Heavyweight Champion.............Daddy Mack!

Cowboy now hits and Mack pulls himself up holding his ribs and coughs up some blood, his legs looking shaky, and he rubs his lower back as well. He grabs his title and raises it high in the air, forgets the pain and celebrates his victory for his fans. Mack helps up AVD and shakes his hand, then lets him drop down and roll outside. AVD is helped to the back as Mack stays to the end of the show.

Black Bob: Well certainly an interesting night a big surprise and sure as headlined by one kick ass match.

Shane Cobain: For sure, my main man Mack doing what only he can do and what a show he gave us, but were out for now, later on people.

With that the camera roams around the arena capturing the fans some more before finally fading to black where the SEF logo flashes by and the show ends.