Extreme 39 {12/22/04}

[Taylor Andrews]

December 22nd, 2004

The Target Center in Minneapolis Minnesota comes alive with pyro shooting off over the ring and the camera roaming around the crowd. Paranoid by Black Sabbath plays over the pa pumping up the crowd for the start of Extreme. We soon drop down to ringside to cast our view over Black Bob and Frankie Malone who are ready to call the action as always. 

Black Bob: Well what up Minneapolis, we got quite a show tonight with the World Title on the line and in the same match, the IC Title is opn the line.

Frankie Malone: Oh yea, a two falls fatal four way and I must say, Thor deserves his ass handed to him, his act of selfishness must not go unpunished.

Black Bob: We agree dude cause that bitch best be put down and since DB couldn't do it, we gotta hope that Genisis, Scorpion, or big bad Bubba Ray can do it, one of them needs to step up and help SEF.

Frankie Malone: I was always partial to Scorpion, kid has that fire in him, but he almost seems to be losing it, he has to just go into this with a full head of steam and say fuck all the rest, not put over anyone.

Black Bob: Hey, his respectf or Bubba is something many men can learn from as Bubba as been a mainstay in SEF for years, but I do admit he needs to step up a tad more though he is heading oin the right track.

Frankie Malone: Whatever, we also got the NA Title being defended and Derek is gonna whip Tyler's ass, fucking wannabe extreme, no show bastard!

Black Bob: He has done ok lately, but had trouble this week, sucks majorly he did tonight though. Hellscream and Kid Rock seem to be getting into some shit, something bigger may come from this one match.

Frankie Malone: Yea, hopefully Hellscream kicks that bitches ass and sends him back to his music world where he belongs, not in a ring.

Black Bob: Hey, Kid has done ok for himself, a Tag Title run with Mack two years back and an IC Title run a few months back. But hey, we got a tag match to name contenders to the Tag Titles and that good ol' Your Fired gauntlet match.

Frankie Malone: Name tag contenders and fire slackers, nice I admit, plus we got those two chicks fighting for that Ditzy Title or whatever it is.

Black Bob: Diva Title and I would say Karmela is wanting it bad, but Erika is maybe more so as she is champ now, definitely a good match.

Frankie Malone: Who cares, main event is what we want, lets hurry and get on with it all!





Singles Match
SEF North American Championship
Tyler Dreamer vs. Derek Helms[c]

Details: For the most of the match, Tyler Dreamer dominated it until Derek Helms suplexed Tyler. Derek went up top to nail a missle toe dropkick on a standing Tyler. Derek had the upper hand and nailed The Silencer on Tyler and pinned for the 1,2,3 to win the match.

Winner: Derek Helms by Pinfall





Singles Match
Hellscream vs. Kid Rock

Details: Kid dominates the match and uses a lot of quick moves. Hellscream tries to turn the momentum in his favor by countering the attacks. But Kid is too quick and and soon finishes the match off by grabbing Hellscream and nailing Wrath Of The Bullgod before he pins to win. After the match when Kid is posing, Hellscream recovers and nails him in the back with a dropkick, then gets a chair and bashes him in the head leaving Kid laying in blood.

Winner: Kid Rock by Pinfall





Free For All Match
Britini Jayde Valentine vs. Seira vs. Gina Daniles vs. Ashley vs. Nazalia Dyson

Details: Gina ended up no showing as she was in the back on her knees having all the guys line up and gave some free oral presentations. Britini and Seira ended up fighting amongst themselves out into the crowd where several fans groped them and they mingled with them as well. In the ring Nazalia took the fight to Ashley in a bad way. Weapons were used and Ashley gave just as good a fight back. In the end we saw Nazalia take a hard suplerplex and land on top of a steel chair. Ashley soon finished her off with the Final Vision on the same chair and got the pin to win. Nazalia ends up being carried out due to the damage she received to her head. Ashley just grins and stands in dominance.

Winner: Ashley by Pinfall





Tag Team Match
#1 Contenders To SEF Tag Team Championship
Blunt Machines vs. Triple X

Details: D-Von and Big R start off the match with some hard hitting moves from the beginning. Half-way during the match, D-Von tags in Juice. Juice goes to work on Big R. Juice looks to nail a DDT but Big R counters into a northern lights suplex for a two count. Big R jumps up and tags in Jay who steps in stoned so bad he has no clue what to do. D-Von charges over now and sends Big R to the floor while Juice just kicks Jay in the gut and lifts him up hitting Melt Down and soon pins him.

Winners: Triple X; Juice & D-Von Dudley by Pinfall





Your Fired Gauntlet Match
Matt Matlock vs. Tony Gunns, Kadince Helms, Titiana Fox, Bryoni Cates, Mickey Dragon

Details: Well, Matt makes his entrance to the ring, acts really cocky and attempts to be kissed by female fans, but they just laugh at him and high five him. A real fat, nasty chick blows a kiss to Matt, but he fakes a cold and rolls in the ring now. First up is Tony Gunn, who is that, who cares. Tony tries, wait, no he doesn't. He just gets his ass kicked and especially humiliating since its by Matt, but anyways, Matt ends it with a Matlock Drop into a trash can and pins him.

Kadince comes out acting bad ass, but misses a chick, gets smacked on the ass and rolled up for a three count by Matt.

Titiana comes out now with cum still on her lips from backstage, guess she helped Gina earlier. So she gets in the ring and wants to kiss Matt, but he fakes her out and soon gives her the Matlock Go Round and pins.

Bryoni runs out quickly and fires away at Matt with hard ass elbow sending him to a corner. Matt swings back, but misses and gets dropped with a neckbreaker. Bryoni soon climbs up top and looks for a frog splash, but as she comes down, Matt had pulled our brass knuckles and ends up nailing Bryoni in the head, then rolls her into a small package for the three count.

Dragon now comes running to the ring with a singapore cane, but Matt ducks a cane shot and drops him with a reverse ddt. Matt picks up the cane and unleashes on Dragon now, then applies the Matt-Lock and before he locks it in bad, Dragon is tapping. Matt just poses after the match and soon leaves.

Winner: Matt Matlock by 4 Pinfalls & 1 Submission





Singles Match
SEF Diva Championship
Karmela Ice w/Duke McDoogle vs. Erika Valverde

Details: Karmela and Erika really tear it up in this match. Karmela shows a lot fo aggression and just when it may seem like she gets the best end, Erika comes back and shows just as much fight. By mid way of the match both women are busted open and fighting even more intense. At one point Karmela is thrown on Duke and Erika gets a chair to nail her, but she gets pushed down and Duke takes the shot to his head being knocked and slumps down in his wheelchair. Karmela tackles Erika and starts hammering her hard, then tosses her in the ring, but checks on Duke. Erika recovers in the ring and gets a lead pipe hiding it under her while pretending to be hurt. Karmela finally comes in the ring to finish off Erika, but gets a surprise and very hard shot to the head with the lead pipe. Erika soon goes up top and hits Darkness Falls to pin for three. After the match we see Erika flaunt her title to Karmela, then laugh at Duke holding his head and she just walks out.

Winner: Erika Valverde by Pinfall





Fatal Four Way Two Falls Match
1st Fall: SEF Intercontinental Championship
2nd Fall: SEF World Heavyweight Championship
Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Genisis vs. Scorpion[ic] vs. Thor[wc] 

Details: From the start every man targeted Thor and for a while it was like a three on one match with Thor getting his ass kicked around the ring. Genisis though breaks off first by attacking Scorpion from behind and those two end up brawling while Bubba just continues to hammer Thor with some hard fists and a few impactful moves. Thor is soon sent to the floor and Bubba clears the ring, but is clobbered with a chair by Genisis. We see the first fall come about when Scorpion goes for a bulldog on Genisis. He ducks though and Bubba backdrops him over the top rope. Genisis quickly kicks Bubba in the gut and hits the Sinister Twist and pins for three.

Winner of 1st Fall: Genisis by Pinfall; Genisis Wins The SEF Intercontinental Champion

Details: Genisis looks estatic, but realizes his chance and pins Bubba again, but only gets two this time. Scorpion comes in now and kicks Genisis in the head, then lays him out with a ddt. Bubba gets up and drops Scorpion with a reverse ddt, then Thor charges in and nails The Gore on Bubba. Genisis is up and he too gets The Gore, then Thor waits for Scorpion and soon charges. Scorpion has his hands on a chair and swings it in time bashing Thor in the head denting the chair nearly in half and layi ng Thor out cold. Scorpion now leaps to the ropes and nails the Supersault, but rather than pin he slaps Thor's head to wake him a bit, then locks him in the Scorpion Deathtrap and leans back as far as he can. Thor is coming too, but Jay checks his hand since he is about out. Thor controls his arm, but feels the pain and starts tapping out like a drunk man. After the match we see Scorpion get handed the title and he actually sheds a tear in joy of winning. Genisis has gotten his IC Title and scrammed, but Bubba stays and ends up shaking hands with Scorpion while Thor is hauled off.

Winner: Scorpion by Submission; Scorpion Wins The SEF World Heavyweight Champion



We pan back to the commentators table where Bob and Frankie are looking pumped over the action we have just seen tonight. 

Black Bob: Man, that as a killer main event, I knew it, but the other matches stood out too, like Matlock's gauntlet run, the Diva Title match, and Hellscream being a sore loser and attacking Kid after the match.

Frankie Malone: Hey, he was just showing that shit between them is not over, but I do agree that the main event was killer and Scorpion winning is better than Bubba or Thor, but hopefully he does what I hope he does.

Black Bob: The dude earned it and paid respect, he has respect back, now he just gotta defend that title.

Frankie Malone: The hardest part of it all, but hey, we'll have to wait and se eif the kid can do it. Derek defended his title against Tyler, he may go far.

Black Bob: Yea, Derek is doing good, had hopes for Tyler, but some people just fall apart. Anyways, all in all we had a great show, but its over now. To all our fans out there, we wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and we'll see ya next week on Extreme for our last show of the year, you won't wanna miss that one!

With that the camera pans up as Paranoid by Black Sabbath plays and we go over the crowd seeing all the screaming, diehard SEF fans giving their appreciation for a kick ass show. From there we soon fade to black.