Extreme 113 {8/14/06}

[Daddy Mack]

August 14th, 2006

So we open up down in the south still, down in Memphis Tennessee at the Mid South Coliseum. Our cameras open up on the cheering crowd as "Fuck Off" hits the pa opening up Extreme the right way as usual.

Nick Miller: Hello everybody and welcome to Monday Night Extreme, tonight we see-

Frankie Malone: We see Impact X show up the Hardcore Hellraisers in back to back matches. First Julie will crush Crash's hope sof being SEF Champ, then Mack and Whitney put down the Tag Champs the Dudleyz in the main event.

Nick Miller: If you say so, but I like Crash's chances, though Bubba hasn't done much as of late which sucks, he is good when on his game.

Frankie Malone: But he isn't on his game cause he knows he is in a losing battle against Impact X.

Nick Miller: Ok, well we got more matches like the debut of Troy Storms against Chris Jericho and a fatal four way loser leaves town match, plus Destruction is in action again

Frankie Malone: Oh yea, my tag team, the tag team that will reinvent tag team wrestling!

Nick Miller: They are dominant and just may do it, I can't argue that, but time will tell, lets watch and see.





And now its time for our opening match and in the ring stands Chris Jericho who stretches a bit.

Brittany Fox: The following is our opening match and is scheduled for one fall. In the ring now from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, he weighs 231 pounds, Chris Jericho!

The crowd boos as Jericho pumps a fist in the air motioning up yours to the crowd. "Drag The Waters" soon hits and Troy Storms comes calmly walking out.

Brittany Fox: And no wmaking his way to the ring from Denver Colorado, he weighs 350 pounds, Troy Storms!

He just stands on stage staring at the crowd and his opponent with a grin for a few seconds, then makes his way down the ramp, flashes the wolfpac sign, then he gets on the apron and steps over the top rope. Troy then moves to the ropes and thrusts his fist in the air. Jericho comes flying behind him nailing Troy in the back, then kicks at his legs, but Troy nails a back elbow to Jericho's head, then headbutts him down.

Nick Miller: Jericho with some early shots, no doubt he has to against a man this size.

Frankie Malone: Well yea, smart strategy on his part, though maybe it'd be smarter to have stayed in the back!?

Troy lifts up Jericho and sends him to the ropes, looks for a big boot, but Jericho ducks and comes flying back with a forearm smash. Troy catches him and turns him nailing a powerslam. Troy stands up pulling Jericho up suplexing him. He then sits up smirking and gets to his feet slowly. Jericho kneels up and Troy kicks him right in the head, then rips him up on to his shoulder and drops him for a snake eyes, but hits the ropes and nails a boot to the face for his Westside Kick!

Nick Miller: Ow that had to hurt.

Troy smiles arrogantly now and pulls up Jericho looking for his Westside Bomb, then lifts him up and drops him down hitting it. Troy puts a foot on Jericho's chest pinning him, 1..........2...........3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Troy Storms!

"Drag The Waters" hits the pa now as Troy lowers the straps of his shirt and pumps his fists in the air, the crowd mixed on him and he just smirks, then head to the back.

Nick Miller: A rather dominant victory by Troy, hell of a debut.

Frankie Malone: Now we know why he was once head of security for SEF!





Backstage we find Shane Mack in IX's locker room watching the monitor closely, a replay of the end of that first match, a smirk on his face as he watches. Whitney sits on a sofa next to him and throws her arms around his neck pulling back to her.

Whitney: C'mon, pay that no mind, we got time to kill before our match.

D-Mack: I know and we'll kill it like always, but did ya se-

Whitney cuts him off with a kiss now and waves the camera away, so we go back to ringside.

Nick Miller: Seems Mack has an interest in that first match, odd considering what we seen last week and the history between Mack and Troy.

Frankie Malone: Ya heard Troy in his promo, he is here for himself, geez man, ya need everything spelled out!?





Time for our second match and we see Darkness and Suicido are in the ring.

Brittany Fox: The next match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. In the ring now weighing at a combined weight of 404 pounds, Darkness and Suicido!

"Iron Man" hits and Destruction make their way to the ring, dressed in leather gear that includes chaps, vests, and their helmets. Mr. Fuji follows them, as they're pretty well no nonsense.

Brittany Fox: And now making their way into the ring being accompanied by Mr. Fuji, they weigh 635 pounds, the team of Destruction, Thrash and Slash!

After discarding their gear both men enter the ring and just start hammering their opponents. They just pummel Darkness and Suicido knocking Darkness into a corner, then press slamming Suicido ou tof the ring on to the guard rail. They hit a double spinebuster on Darkness, then Thrash hold shim for a backbreaker as Slash goes up top, then flies off for their patented Total Destruction nearly decapitating Darkness. Thrash pins, 1...........2.............3!

Brittany Fox: Here are your winners by pinfall, the team of Destruction, Thrash and Slash!

"Iron Man" plays as Fuji gets in the ring and Slash takes his cane laying in some brutal shots on Darkness. Thrash drags Suicido back in and hold shim up as Slash jabs the cane into his ribs and chokes him out.They then drop him with a double brainbuster ddt type move and Fuji soon raises their arms in the air as the crowd boos loudly.

Nick Miller: My god this team is dominant, can anyone stop them?

Frankie Malone: Hell no, especially not with Fuji at ther side!





We go to the back where we find Cassie Michaels laying face down on the floor bleeding bad and knocked out, her title laying next to her and some officials at her side now. Xanthus is seen running down the hall and drops down to check on her, then Sly comes over and security is dragging Velzian on to the scene. Sly just looks at Cassie, then turns to Velzian.

Sly: What the hell is your problem? You fuck up one of my matches on my show and ya barely show face around here as it is, I outta fire your ass!

Velzian: Shut up Sly, as much as I'd like to say I did this, I didn't do it! I was looking forward to kicking her worthless as sin the ring and showing her why I will soon wear that belt she holds.

Sly: Why should I believe you?

Velzian: Don't believe me, I don't care if I am blamed for this, as I said, I don't like her and care less for her well being, but when I beat Orton I better get my title shot against her.

Sly: Just watch your ass and step the fuck up if you wanna beat Orton!

Xanthus: Why don't you try beating my ass you fucking faggot!

Velzian makes a motion to bring it and Xanthus flies at him and some punches are thrown, but security holds them apart and Sly speaks up.

Sly: You too sounds like a good idea, say next week-

Xanthus: No wrestling, I want his ass in a fucking fight, fuck the ring too!

Sly: Well I got an idea, we haven't had a parking lot brawl in a while, so you two will do that next week and the next match, cancelled of course, nothing in the record books, no match happens.

Sly walks off now and Velzian is dragged off as Xanthus goes back to Cassie.

Nick Miller: Xanthus and Velzian next week in a parking lot brawl, that's huge!

Frankie Malone: Xanthus in a match, that's crazy!





We go backstage again to find Julie catching up with Sly.

Julie: So you thought about what I talked to ya about, that rematch?

Sly: Yea and what the hell, its on for Cyberslam, that's our next pay per view by the way.

Julie: And I pick the match right?

Sly: Why not, your the champ, you wanna give the rematch, so announce it, but if ya don't by next week I will.

Julie just smirks and walks off now. We see Doug Melvin come up to Sly shoving a mic in his face.

Doug: What was that all about boss?

Sly: You'll soon see Doug. All I'll say it was our main event for Cyberslam.

Doug: Cyberslam?

Sly just smiles and pats Doug on the back and walks off.

Nick Miller: So our next pay per view is Cyverslam and it seems our main event is made, a rematch, so it must mean Bubba and Julie will face off, but Julie ha syet to pick the match.

Frankie Malone: But We know it'll be extreme, she's so gonna kick ass again!





Well its time for our fatal 4 way loser leaves town match, but Roxy and Brooke both end up blowing Sly to keep their jobs and Dean doesn't show up, but sends a message that he'll be here soon. Eric Michaels is the only one who makes it to the ring, but the match is cancelled, no record book updating here, so Eric drags his sorry ass to the back.





We see the Microtron light and see Julie on it walking down the hall in her ring attire with her title around her waist. She looks focused and ready as ever to do battle, then the screen splits showing Crash coming down another hall in his ring gear with his title around his waist and a focused look on his face. Both have that passion in their eyes, this next match outta be great.

Nick Miller: Man, were truly in for a good classic SEF Title bout tonight and a ladder match on top of that.

Frankie Malone: Crash may want it bad, but Julie wants to keep it worse.

Nick Miller: We'll see, next!





We see a twenty foot ladder stood up at ringside and a loop above the ring lowered into the ref's hand.

Brittany Fox: Our next match is scheduled to be a ladder match and is for the SEF Heavyweight Championship!

The lights dim and over the PA "Keep in the Family" by Anthrax starts to play as smoke comes up from the floor with orange lights behind it pulsing with the beat of his music. Out steps Crash as the announcer says.

Brittany Fox: Now approaching the ring from the Red Hook district of Brooklyn, N.Y weighing in at 240 pounds, Crash!

Crash raises both his arms up and then starts to approach the ring with a slow methodical walk. Crash goes around to the back side of the ring and steps up the stairs and then through the ropes. Then raises his arms up in victory again as the crowd cheers for him. His music fades as he gets ready to face his opponent.

Brittany Fox: And now introducing the SEF Champion, she weighs 135 pounds and is from Los Angelos California, Julie!

"Suicide Solution" hits the pa and we see Julie come running out on stage and jump up a bit and come down thrusting up the rock on sign. She heads down the ramp running and slides in the ring, then jumps up on the ropes banging her head to the music while flashing the rock on sign more. She jumps off them and throws her arms up motioning to make some noise. The crowd does just that and Julie hands the title off to the ref who holds it up high, then straps it to the loop which raises up above the ring twenty feet. Crash and Julie step to each other looking for a staredown, but Julie blasts Crash with an elbow to th ejaw, then rocks him back into the ropes with several more before irish whipping him across the ring. She leaps up looking for a hurricanrana, but Crash holds on to her legs and lifts her back up for a powerbomb.

Nick Miller: Whoa, Crash showing his strength and freshness.

Julie however punches at him, then leaps off him landing behind Crash on her feet. He whips around and Julie catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw. She is up quick and runs off the ropes hitting a cartwheel into a moonsault, then lifts up Crash and hits a snap suplex. Julie rolls from the ring and leans against the apron, then looks at the ladder.

Frankie Malone: Oh yea, a true champion ready to get this over with.

Nick Miller: She better make sure Crash is down first.

But he isn't and Crash comes diving through the ropes colliding with the back of Julie's head sending her into the ladder and falling on it on the ramp. Crash hurts too, but gets up and pulls up Julie running her shoulder first into the ringpost. He then grabs the ladder and slide sit in the ring. Crash goes under the ring pulling out a table and a trash can full of weapons putting both in the ring. Crash grabs a singapore cane and twirls it, then readies for a shot to Julie who ducks it and kicks Crash low, then drops him with a ddt.

Nick Miller: Oooh, Crash littered up the ring, but took too long.

Frankie Malone: Which is why he won't be champ.

Julie grabs the cane and cracks Crash in the back, then tosses it in the ring and slides in. She sets the table near a corner, then stands up the ladder under the belt. She secures it and looks to climb up, but sees Crash up and grabbing the ropes. Julie leaps up a few rungs, then she leaps off the ladder with a dropkick right at Crash, but he sidesteps her and Julie lands on the floor. Crash lifts her up from behind locking in Falling Stars, least he tries to, but Julie starts going crazy and struggling to get out. She backs him up against the steel steps and ends up flipping herself backwards on to her feet as Crash lays on the steps. Julie kicks him in the back of the head, then she slides in the ring.

Frankie Malone: A nice counter to Crash's finisher by the champ!

Nick Miller: It was nice.

Julie kicks the trash can over knocking some weapons out as Crash rolls in the ring. Julie picks up a vcr and slams it over Crash's back, then lifts him up ramming some knees into his head. She underhooks his arms and looks for a double underhook suplex, but Crash keeps his weight down and backdrops her. He lunges forward, then reaches for a cookie sheet and whips around to Julie who is getting up and slams her over the head. She falls to the ropes and Crash grabs her off them nailing a belly to belly suplex.

Nick Miller: A nice suplex by Crash, he just may win this thing.

Frankie Malone: NEVER!

Crash pulls up Julie and rolls her on to the table, then grabs the trash can and slams it on top of Julie resting it there. Crash then starts up the ladder and gets about halfway when he looks to turn, but looks down at Julie first. He looks back at the title and then looks to leap off on Julie, but stops and heads back for the title.

Nick Miller: Smart move, go for the gold.

Julie sits up and soon stands on the table, then throws the trash can up nailing Crash in the back. She leaps over to the ladder and starts climbing up behind Crash. He recovers from the can and starts climbing, but Julie reaches his feet and starts pounding away at him. Crash tries to kick, but Julie is up too quick and level with him, the two are nearly at the top, their heads over the top. Crash starts punching Julie looking to get the best of it, but Julie brings a knee up to his groin area, OW, then she slams his head into the ladder and leaps around on his back and swings out pulling him down with the Dirty Drop, but all the way down through the table.

Nick Miller: Oh My God!

The crowd is chanting Holy Shit now as Crash lays on his back with a glazed look in his eyes, Julie pushing herself up on her hands and knees, but in pain as well. She manages too get up on her knees and pull herself up, then she grabs a cookie sheet and slams it over Crash's head. Julie now climbs the ladder and hurries, but hurts, so not too fast. Crash starts to come to and sits up finally looking up to see Julie near the top of the ladder. Crash rolls to the ropes and stumbles to his feet as Julie stands up on the ladder grabbing the title and strtas unstrapping it. Crash leans into the ropes and dives at the ladder shoulder blocking it and he falls with it to the mat. Julie had just unstrapped the title and leaps to the side landing hard on the mat, but clutches the title close to her.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner and still the SEF Champion, Julie!

"Suicide Solution" hits the pa as Julie sits up in a corner holding her title close and the ref comes over raising her arm up. Crash kneels up looking up and just looks down now realizing he lost. Julie raises up and stumbles over in front of Crash, then she extends a hand to Crash who just looks up at her. He soon lifts a hand shaking hers and gets to his feet, the two raising each others hands to a standing ovation.

Nick Miller: A hell of a match followed by a hell of a show of respect by Julie, she will go down as a great champion!

Frankie Malone: No doube she gave a hell of a performance, but she should have kicked Crash's head off his shoulder rather than help him up.





We go backstage to find Velzian standing outside of a locker room with the door half open, the name on it hidden behind his arm which is leaning up on the door. He appears to be talking to someone inside the room who is unseen and unheard.

Velzian: Oh man, this is gonna be so big, no one will see it coming, truly an impact as you said dude, were gonna rock SEF to its foundation!

Just then Velzian turns and sees Troy Storms walk by him and look right inside the room at whoever is in there and just smirks. Velzian watches him close and Troy just keeps walking with a smirk as Velzian turns back and heads inside the room closing the door.

Nick Miller: Odd, I wonder who Velzian was talking too and what is up with Troy? First Mack and now, wait a second, who was behind that door?

Frankie Malone: Wouldn't you like to know you pitiful peon!

Nick Miller: Like you know, stop playing jackass!

Frankie Malone: Shut up!





And now its time for our main event.

Brittany Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is our last match, the main event and its scheduled for one fall and is a hardcore tag team match!

A pop from the crowd and soon we see a missile drop down on the stage and explode, then "Bombfall" explodes from the pa as Bubba Ray and D-Von come charging out with a table.

Brittany Fox: Introducing first from Dudleyville, they have a combined weight of 530 pounds, Bubba Ray and D-Von, The Dudley Boyz!

The two Dudleyz head down the ramp high fiving fans and carrying their table. They slide it in the ring and soon grab weapons from under the ring tossing them in including two more tables. They soon roll in the ring and the lights dim as we hear Def Leopard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and soon we see Mack step out with Whitney who seems confused. Mack just dances around her all wild and she laughs.

Brittany Fox: And now making their way to the ring from Detroit Michigan, they have a combined weight of 360 pounds, Shane Mack and Whitney Marret!

Mack and Whitney head on down the ramp to a mixed reaction and soon get to the ring, then staredown with the Dudleyz. Mack flips them off and does a crotch chop luring them to slide out of the ring. Whitney suddenly slides in as both Dudleyz come out at Mack and he tries fighting both. Whitney runs the ropes and comes back flying over the top with a somersault splash to all three guys.

Nick Miller: Whoa, what a way to start this match with all four competitors laid out at ringside.

Whitney rolls away from the guys and uses the steps to pull herself up, then Mack grabs D-Von raising up with him and rams him headfirst into the ringpost, then rolls him in the ring. Bubba gets up and Whitney flies at him with some elbows turning him around and Mack drops Bubba with Da Shows Ova. Michael McMoney comes from the crowd and slides in the ring with a sledgehammer waiting for D-Von to stand up.

Nick Miller: What the hell is he doing out here? This match don't involve him and plus he is suspended.

Frankie Malone: Oh can it, he can do whatever he wants.

Mack and Whitney lifts up Bubba and plant him with a double suplex as McMoney waits for D-Von to turn around, but Spike Dudley comes in from behind McMoney with a chair and slams him in the back. He pulls McMoney around and looks for the Dudley Dog, but gets shoved to the ropes and McMoney rolls from the ring. Mack comes in and starts hammering D-Von with punches as Whitney pulls up Bubba and runs him into the steel steps. Spike leaps the top rope landing on McMoney with punches and the two head up the ramp, Spike punching at McMoney who tries to get away. Whitney gets in the ring and Velzian comes running down the ramp moving around McMoney and manages to spear Spike to the ramp.

Nick Miller: What is going on here?

D-Von has Mack in a corner and trades punches with Whitney now as Velzian comes into the ring and clobbers him in the back, then nails Suicidal tendencies on D-Von and backs up some. Whitney just looks on in confusion as Mack suddenly flies off the top rope with a frog splash to D-Von and pins him, 1...........2............3!

Brittany Fox: Here are your winners by pinfall, Shane Mack and Whitney Marret!

"X" by System of a Down hits the pa now and Mack stands up going face to face with Velzian. The two men soon smirk and shake hands. They raise up each others hands, then we see McMoney nail Greed on Spike on the floor and roll in the ring. The four member of IX all look at each other and look ready to do crotch chops when Bubba starts getting up and soon we see Crash and Neo Monoxide run out to the ring brawling with McMoney and Velzian while Mack keeps Whitney protected. Bubba looks to come in the ring, but we suddenly see Mr. Fuji come ou ton stage and then Thrash and Slash run down clobbering Bubba in the back. They grab a table from the ring and set it up on the floor, then nail a double spinebuster to Bubba through the table. Mack picks up D-Von and runs him out of the ring at Destruction who just stare at him lik ethey wanna kick his ass. Mack grins and motions to D-Von, so they lifts him up hitting a double brainbuster. Velzian and Neo are brawling in a corner as McMoney and Crash trade punches in the middle of the ring, then Mack backs up dropping Crash with Da Shows Ova. He and McMoney charge Neo clobbering him, then lifts him up in the air as Velzian flies off the ropes with a clothesline driving him to the mat. Destruction is gone and IX stands in the ring when Sly comes out on stage with all of the security and oh yea, Skull!

Sly: Ok boys, ya had your fun and games, Mack, you and the rest of your gang, beat down people, go right the fuck ahead, at least you show up! McMoney, your outta here and if you show up next week it just may be permeantly.

Mack now has a mic and looks pissed.

D-Mack: Ya know what Sly, we are Impact X, McMoney does what he wants when he wants cause that's what everyone in Impact X does.

Sly and security have moved around the ring now and Skull steps up on the apron.

Sly: You know what, if McMoney wants to be here, then at Cyberslam he can show up on my show, my time and earn his right to be back fulltime. Though he must get through.........

D-Mack: Who, Skull here?

McMoney: Yea, didn't we end his last run here?

Sly: Actually you will have to beat me in a match at Cyberslam and if you don't, forget about money in the bank and being suspended, you'll be unemployed! Now get out of my ring!

McMoney: I will kick your ass at Cyberslam and who knows what else I will do. Now if you want us out, make us-

D-Mack: Nah man, you got his punk ass, he'll get whooped.....you will whoop dat trick! But for now, let's just go, got that Sly, were done anyways, we'll all leave on our own, after all, the show is over!

Mack drops the mic and taps his leg making Sly swallow hard and look cautious. Impact X just leaves the ring though, Sly soon enters and speaks.

Sly: On a note I'd like to make one more match for Cyberslam. It seems Destruction has been destroying everyone in their path and they want the Dudleyz, so they will get them and it will be no rules just like tonight cause I want a sure win for whoever wins. Now I know many of you thought it was Bubba getting a rematch earlier when Julie talked to me, but its not. She told me what kind of match she wants and I am announcing it now. Julie will defend the SEF Championship in a last woman standing match cause her opponent is Whitney Marret!

The crowd gasps and cheers now as Sly drops the mic, then exits the ring wirh securty surrounding him.

Nick Miller: Holy shit, three matches made for Cyberslam and Sly is in one of them, what a night this has been and a night that will be.

Frankie Malone: Seeing McMoney kick Sly's ass and Destruction get what they deserve, hell yea, hopefully we'll see Mack kick some ass too.

Nick Miller: We'll see I guess, but we'll see everyone next week, goodnight folks!

"Fuck Off" soon hits the pa and the cameras roman around the arena before the show fades to black.