Extreme 121 {10/16/06}

[Daddy Mack]

October 16th, 2006

So we open up in the All-State Arena in Rosemont, Illinois and we hear "Posthuman" play over the pa as our cameras begin the roam around the arena.

Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcomes to Monday Night Extreme! Tonight we have a hell of a main event, the returning Nick Torres faces the SEF Champ McMoney in a non title match.

FED: Oh no doubt that is gonna be great, Mack and Torres have been playing with McMoney too much this week, he's bound to be frustrated. But don't forget our other equally as good match because no matter who Mesa faces, his matches are great!

Nick Miller: I agree he is good in the ring and he can carry a match, but equal with tonights main event is arguable.

FED: Not really, you just need open your eyes kid, Mesa is the greatest ever!

Nick Miller: If you say so. We got another good match, least it looks good on paper and both men involved are veterans of SEF, both known to put on good matches, Skull and Xanthus, a regular David versus Goliath tonight!

FED: And Xanthus will slay the big man Skull cause its just the way he is!

Nick Miller: He could very well do it, I don't doubt it, but Skull ya can't look past, he is fired up more than I can remember seeing him before. Chris Orton is in action as well taking on Carlos Spencer.

FED: Oh yea, defending his title against some low card jobber, what a great guy he is.

Nick Miller: One could say he is fightig a match the same as Mesa's tonight.

FED: So, its like I said, Mesa makes it great all on his own!

Nick Miller: Orton is no slouch, but we'll see just what matches are great, now lets get rolling.





"Wake Up" hits the pa and the first few lines are heard before we see Xanthus come out on stage pumping his fists in the air. He jumps around somewhat, flips off some fans, does crotch chops to others, flashes thug symbols in a mocking manner and just taunts the crowd like an asshole.

Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Detroit Michigan, he weighs 210 pounds, Xanthus!

Once he gets to the ring X just rolls in under the bottom rope and gets to his feet, looks at the crowd with a smirk, then grabs his nuts and then motions to everyone to suck him off as his music fades. "Cop Killa" hits and we see Skull come walking out and slap some fans hands.

Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Detroit Michigan, he weighs 420 pounds, Skull!

He gets to the apron and grabs the top rope pulling himself up and over the top rope, then Skull pumps a fist in the air. Xanthus flies at him quickly and nails some punches, but Skull shoves him away and charges for a clothesline. Xanthus ducks it and jumps on the ropes, then twists around backwards dropkicking Skull who staggers backwards into the ropes. Xanthus jumps up and runs at Skull, slides between his legs to the floor, then leaps up on the apron and leaps on to the middle rope, grabs Skull's head and then drives his knees into Skull's back pulling him backwards across the ropes. Xanthus drops to the floor and Skull snapps forward going down to his knees.

Nick Miller: Whoa, unique and innovative move by Xanthus.

FED: That right there is why size means shit with him.

Xanthus gets up and grabs a chair sliding it in the ring, then he climbs up getting to the top rope. Skull sees the chair and grabs, gets up and Xanthus flies off with a missile dropkick driving the chair into Skull's head laying him out. The ref grabs the chair, but Xanthus is up and takes it from him, then Skull sits up and X bashes him in the head laying him back down, the ref calls for the bell now.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by disqualification, Skull!

No music plays yet as Xanthus slams the chair over Skull's head again, then lays it over his head and climbs up top. He flies off with X right on the chair and Skull is bleeding now, the crowd is booing. Xanthus just smirks and exits the ring heading up the ramp.

Nick Miller: Not a real long match and not a win for Xanthus, but he took down Skull as he said, just not legally.

FED: Oh fuck that! He took him down as he said, end of story!





Steve Weigel is already in the ring, he's been announced or maybe he hasn't, doesn't do enough to be cared for. The lights go completely out and then we hear "Bad Religion" hit the pa and and play for a few minutes, then the lights pop back on to find Mesa sitting the corner of a ring with his hands in a prayer motion as he looks up to the heavens.

Brittany Fox: In the ring now, from Los Angelos California, he weighs 220 pounds and he is the SEF Intercontinental Champion, the homicidal suicidal arabian knight, Mesa!

Mesa gets up after he is announced and stretches his arms, gets ready to fight. Steve steps forward and the bell rings, he looks for a lock up, Mesa goes for the same, but kicks him in the gut and then drives an elbow to the head of Steve. Mesa whips him to the ropes and nails a dropkick, then gets up quickly and runs the ropes flying back with a front dropkick to Steve's head.

FED: Oh yea, Mesa is taking this kid apart early on, I love it!

Mesa rolls to the outside and grabs a chair tossing it in the ring, then he grabs a sheet of plywood with barbed wire on it and slides it in the ring. Mesa rolls in and leans the wood in a corner, then he grabs the chair and cracks Steve over the head with it. He lifts him up and runs him to the corner slamming Steve's head into the barbed wire, then turns him leaning him against it. Mesa sits the chair in the middle of the ring, then backs up across from Steve and charges to the chair leaping on it and then off doing a somersault and crashes backfirst into Steve smashing him through the barbed wire and wood.

Nick Miller: Good god, he is homicidal and suicidal!

FED: And not to mention the greatest wrestler today!

The crowd is behind Mesa somewhat as they love his extreme tactics, but he is mostly booed. He shows no care and pulls up a bloody Steve, nails a brainbuster suplex in the middle of the ring, then grabs the chair and clibs up top. Mesa points to the sky, then leaps off with the Arabian Areial Assault on Steve and pins, 1............2............3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall and still the SEF Intercontinental Champion, Mesa!

Before his music can play we see Red Flowers come from the crowd with a broomstick and slide in the ring cracking it over Mesa's back. Mesa just arches in pain and Flowers runs the ropes looking for a clothesline. Mesa ducks and drops rolling to the floor. He tries catching his breath quickly and looks to go back in when Flowers comes flying over the top with a somersault quancha taking them both out.

FED: Damn it, what is this no talent, waste of space think he is doing?

Nick Miller: Seeking some revenge maybe!?

The two men get to their feet and brawl up the ramp, security comes out and tries seperating them and gets them in the back.





So Darkness is nowhere to be found, fucking lazy ass piece of shit, goddamn that no good bastard, he outta have his fake ass wannabe dark knight drug around by a chain and then shot and killed. Anyways, he no showed, BITCH! David Arana is on his way to the ring when from a locker room comes Chris Jericho and a chair, uh oh, SMACK, the sound of the chair on Arana's back who falls facefirst to the floor. Chris just stands over him with a sick smile and raises up the chair, but then from behind him we see Neo Monoxide fly off a metal box dropkicking Chris in the back sending him to the floor.

Nick Miller: What the hell, its Neo!?

Neo jumps up and grabs a trash can slamming it across Chris' back, then turns him over lays the chair a cross him. Neo finds a ladder, stands it up and climbs to the top, then leaps off with The Wrecking Ball nearly crushing Jericho. Neo rolls in pain as we cut to ringside.

Nick Miller: My god, Neo has returned to SEF and he attacked Jericho, but why?

FED: Who knows, he had no business being involved, but who cares, I wonder where Mesa is?

Nick Miller: I believe he and Flowers are still brawling?

FED: How would you know?





And so we go backstage to find Red Flowers and Mesa punching the holt hell out of each other, blood is running down Flowers face. Security is trying to seperate them still, some of them are on the floor in pain, then we see Destruction come down the hall and from behind Flowers they shoulder block in the back. Mesa moves back as Flowers falls to his knees, then Mesa kicks him in the head. Destruction lifts up Flowers and nails a double gutwrench powerbomb on the floor. Mesa then gets handed Mr Fuji's cane and starts jabbing it into Flowers ribs, then chokes him with it until more security runs down as well as the chief Steve Whitmore and the DA soon backs off.

Nick Miller: Finally that has ended, but at what expense to Flowers?

Mesa and Destruction bump into Bill McLane who just laughs slightly at the guys.

FED: What the hell does he want?

And so Sly speaks to Mesa.

Sly: Ya like that, proud of yourself are you? I bet Frankie is real proud, grinning wide, you took out a man he believes was a waste in his group. Seems he wants revenge, he wants you Mesa, so at End Of Days he will get you, one on one in a ladder match for your Intercontinental Title! And by the way, those guys behind you, all three of them, they are banned from ringside and Frankie is not to interefere or your gone from SEF, I will fire you on the spot!

FED: What the hell, he can't do that?

Nick Miller: He just did!

Mesa just stares at Sly with a wild, crazy glaze.

Sly: In case you don't understand me, I am sure Fuji does and I know Frankie does, so you'll get the message, see ya around Mesa!

Sly pats him on the shoulder, the walks off grinning as the DA just stares at him.

FED: That son of a bitch is gonna get it one day.

Nick Miller: Ok man, but Flowers and Mesa were getting into it, this is a good way to settle things between them fairly.

FED: Oh shut up Nicky!





We see Carlos Spencer in the ring already and he just stands there. The lights go out then images of Orton are shown on SEFTron, then fireworks shoot up under the entrance way then stop as "The Way I Am" by Eminem hits. Orton appears and he makes his way down the ramp.

Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from St Louis Missouri, he weighs 245 pounds and is the SEF International Champion, Chris Orton!

The ladies in the arena come after him touching his body, but security holds them back, so Orton smirks and looks into the ring, then his music is cut off and replaced by "Wake Up" and he turns around seeing Xanthus walk out with a chair. He sets it down backwards on the stage and sits on it resting his hands on the back.

Nick Miller: What the hell is he doing?

FED: Getting a better view of the match!

Orton eyes him, slowly turns back to the ring and smirks. He walks around handing his title off, then looks under the ring and pulls out a lil ball of barbed wire. Orton starts wrapping it around his right arm all up and down his forearm and his bicep digging it into his skin. He grimaces, but grins as Xanthus just watches curiously. Orton rolls in the ring and the bell rings. Carlos charges him, but Orton manages to drop toehold him across the bottom rope, then stands up and steps on to his back, grabs the top rope and leaps up. he drops down into a sitting position on Carlos' back, then lifts him up and whips him to the ropes nailing a dropkick.

Nick Miller: Nice moves by Orton, very well done as usual.

FED: Its a dropkick, I could throw one.

Nick Miller: ...........

Orton has Carlos up and nails a hard european uppercut slicing Carlos' chin open. He then nails him with a modified backbreaker and stands up raising his arms and staring at Xanthus with a cocky grin. Xanthus just stands up and stares back at him, then out of nowhere Orton grabs a raising Carlos and BAM, C...K....O with his barbed wire laced arm and Orton pins, 1...........2...........3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall and still the SEF International Champion, Chris Orton!

"The Way I Am" hits and Orton stands up getting his hand raised, blood drips down his arm and he smiles. Xanthus just watches him and Orton gets his title, then motions Xanthus to come get it. X looks around, then heads down the ramp, Orton squats a lil ready for him and X gets on the apron. Orton eyes him and Xanthus smirks, then leaps down heads up the ramp, turns and does a crotch chop, flips off Orton and goes to the back.

Nick Miller: What the hell? Orton invited Xanthus in and he looks to accept, but turns and walks away.

FED: So, he's saving himself for a bigger matches, no one here deserves to see a great performer like X anyways.

Nick Miller: Oh whatever, all fans deserve to see anyone in SEF!





We cut to the back and find Sly standing next to some guy who wears a headset, the two appear to be talking. Chris Jericho comes staggering over and pulls Sly around to face him, then yells at him.

Y2J: I want that assclown Neo in the ring next week!

Sly: What about David Arana, don't you want revenge on him for beating you?

Chris looks pissed at that comment.

Y2J: Damn it, I'll deal with him later, give me Neo next week, NOW!

Sly: No, but, I will give you Neo and Arana the week after next at End Of Days in a triple threat match and I tell ya what, the winner gets a title shot, but what title that is I will decide later.

Chris gets a smile now hearing that and just straightens Sly's jacket, then walks off as Slyy rolls his eyes.

Nick Miller: Wow, a huge match added to End Of Days, I wonder what title shot is gonna be on the line?

FED: Who knows, who cares, main event is next, this is gonna be good!

Nick Miller: We can agree...........wait a second, something is going on in the back.



And so we cut backstage again, a different area and we find Skull tossing Xanthus into a stacks of pallets. He lifts Xanthus up and throws him headfirst into a garage door, then pulls X back up and slams him backwards into the door. Skull pulls the door up, kicks Xanthus under it, then pulls the door down crashing it into X's ribs and traps him under it. Skull just sneers at him and soon walks off.

Nick Miller: Whoa, Skull with a nasty beating on Xanthus, gotta be for what Xanthus did in their match tonight.

FED: What? Xanthus beat him fair and square, this is uncalled for!

Nick Miller: You dumb or blind?

FED: Shut up Nicky!





"Replica" hits as the lights go down, and McMoney walks out onto the stage with a water bottle As he starts to walk the music really kicks in.

Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, he weighs 245 pounds and is the SEF Champion, Michael McMoney!

He gets on the ring apron, sprays water into the audience, raises his arms then comes down with a crotch chop. He goes to the far corner, stands on the middle turnbuckle, raises his arms once again and gives another crotch chop. "Regular People" hits the pa and we see Nick come walking out on stage and head down the ramp. He kinda eases his way down in a cool fashion, does some hand gestures and crotch chops, motions his hands sliding as he walks and just grins the whole time.

Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Seattle Washington, he weighs 280 pounds, Nick Torres!

He casually walk up the steps, then gets into the ring and gets a lil pumped as he stomps his legs bending down while pointing his thumbs to himself. Nick will soon get up and spread his arms out quickly bringing them down, then starts the match by throwing his toothpick at McMoney who throws a punch. Torres dodges it and buries a knee to his gut, then whips McMoney to the ropes and looks for a hiptoss. He blocks it and McMoney tries his own, but Torres blocks and nails a hard short arm clothesline going down with McMoney. Torres is up first though and soon stands, then pulls up McMoney and sends him to a corner, then charges. McMoney gets an elbow up catching Torres in the face, then turns him into the corner and nails some chops.

Nick Miller: Torres looked to have McMoney early on, but its turned now, wonder for how long?

FED: For the rest of the match!

McMoney whips Torres across the ring, then charges him with a shoulder tackle. He nails some hard rights to his head, then lifts Torres to the top rope and climbs up looking for a superplex.

Nick Miller: Oh, this could pay off for McMoney if he hits it.

McMoney steps to the top rope, but Torres blocks and lifts McMoney up, then drops him facefirst to the mat.

Nick Miller: Oh damn, a counter by Torres who sent McMoney down.

FED: That was good, but McMoney can recover, he is the champ of SEF!

Torres gets off the ropes and lifts up McMoney, sends him to the ropes and looks for a clothesline. McMoney ducks it and comes back with a high knee, but Torres is near the ropes and drops pulling the top rope down. McMone tumbles out to the floor and Torres rolls out lifting him up and slamming McMoney's head into the ringpost. Torres slaps him a couple times, then pulls McMoney up to a backbreak position, but looks for The Westside. McMoney gets a hand on the ropes and Torres falls back and tosses him, McMoney keeping a hold of the rope and stays on his feet, staggers a lil.

FED: Now that was a nice counter, a thinking a wrestler is who McMoney is!

Nick Miller: It was good indeed, unique as well.

Torres sits up and turns to get up when McMoney kicks him in the head, then pulls him up and nails a ddt on the floor. McMoney rolls in the ring quickly, then rolls out and pulls up Torres running him into the steel steps. McMoney walks him to the commentators table and slams his head into it, then grabs a bottle of water and takes a drink, but spits it out at Torres. McMoney then sends him into the ring and drops down looking under the ring, finds his sledgehammer and rolls in the ring.

Nick Miller: No, this isn't fair!

FED: Life isn't fair, deal with it!

McMoney raises up the sledge, but the ref grabs it, they argue and McMoney turns as the ref does. McMoney pulls brass knuckles from his tights and slides them on, but we suddenly hear "Cocky" by Kid Rock hit the pa and the crowd is estatic. McMoney gets wide eyed seeing Mack walk out with a grin and McMoney's eyes bulge out now, but from a low blow that Torres delivered. The ref turns back now and Torres bends McMoney down, then lifts him up and nails the Westsiders Edge on McMoney and drops down pinning him, 1.............2.............3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Nick Torres!

"Regular People" hits the pa as the crowd goes nuts for Torres and Mack now rolls in the ring raising his hand in the air.

Nick Miller: Wow, Torres returns and picks up a win over the SEF Champ, this is huge!

FED: It wasn't fair though, he only won cause of Mack distracting McMoney. Torres cheated to win, so no, he did not beat the champ!

Nick Miller: Well yea he did cheat, but McMoney was gonna anyways and officially Torres got the win.

FED: Whatever kid!

Mack and Torres celebrate in the ring by doing some crotch chops and the crowd loves it!

Nick Miller: That's it for our show folks, we'll see ya all next week!

And we soon hear "Posthuman" play over the pa as our cameras roam the crowd a lil before we fade to black.