WAR 70 {5/16/12}

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May 16th, 2012



Live in the Mid South Coliseum down in Memphis Tennessee for WAR!!! Nick Miller here and Fate next to me as we get ready for another extreme edition of SEF's weekly show.

Nick all hyped up and pyro now blasts over the pa, then "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed plays loud over the pa. The sold out crowd going rapid with cheers waving their signs high as Nick says.

Tonight its a retirement hardcore match for the I-con Title when Xanthus challenges his brother Corez in the main event. Huge match made last week by the Owner and now its do or die, one man's career comes to an end tonight! We got a lot more action though as our World Champ-

But 2-Pac's " I Just Don't Give A Fuck" comes over the pa and the crowd a bit shocked cheer when Black Bob walks his way out on stage. The former World Champion still sporting his usual baggy blue jeans with a black basketball jersey, just a plain one. A brown bandana tied in front a top his head and Bob heads down slapping some hands, moving smooth in his white hi tops. He heads around the ring and towards the announcers table where Nick and Fate sit, but Julie absent tonight it appears. Bob getting a microphone just sits down near the announcers on a chair casually lifting the mic to say.

Alright, alright, I'm a keep it short and simple like my ring announcements cause I am back to take over that job, the ring announcer of SEF. Why I am back is because Julie is now the new President of SEF, so to all my niggas, here she is, SEF's newest and damn sure hottest President!

Bob standing up and "Mary Jane's Last Dance" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers hits the pa. The crowd cheering Julie who walks out in a light brown dress that comes down to her mid thigh. Its cut low enough to give a couple inches of her cleavage, and has a print of different flowers colored white. Julie wearing strappy high heels and flicks her hair around a bit wild as she raises her left hand up flashing the rock on sign,. A mic in her right hand and Julie raising it gets the crowd settled some and she says.

Thank you Bob for that intro and thank all of you for the applause and I will show you why I deserve it by overseeing SEF operations. Everyone in SEF answers to me, even the Owner if he chooses to show up in that ring and that goes especially for the GM, Mazzy, I'm watching. Norm is staying in the back unless he has to set someone straight that is hurting or hurts his old lady, me!

A stern look, but a proud smirk on her face and Julie lowers the mic to her side. She raises her left arm flashing the rock on sign again as the crowd cheers and "Mary Jane's Last Dance" plays again. Julie skipping down to slap a few hands, kiss a few boys on their cheeks making them blush and even signs a couple autographs while Nick Miller says.

Wow, huge announcement and to Bob, welcome to the team!

Bob nodding to Nick who turns back to Fate asking.

What do ya think Ric, who's gonna win tonight's main event.

Fate just answering in the usual cold tone rather sharply.

I don't care!

Nick shrugging just says.

Well ok, but I think a few thousand people and probably more watching at him disagree has they are the main event for a reason and it is tough to call. It will be a hardcore brawl from hell and back, but as I eluded to earlier, we got more action. The World Champ steps in the ring to show Callahan what an impact is while the US Tag Titles are up for grabs. In other action. Kicking off the show though we got Tina going one on one with Jenom and you all voted it to be what hangs above the ring, oh yea, plus the ladies will be in bikinis!!!

A rumble of cheers as the cage lowers to hover over the ring.



SEF Hardcore & Interactive International Championship Submission Steel Cage Bikini Match
Jenom v. Tina(c)

And now Tina comes sliding in the ring wearing her pink string bikini and a fierce look in her eyes. Her titles laying at ringside and Jenom done dancing stands across the ring with her hands on her hips. She is clad in a metallic green bikini hugging her large tits and bootiful ass just right. The cage lowers into place and the ref calls it, so the bell rings and Tina is off like a gun rushing Jenom. The Hardcore Desired One is ready though and drops Tina to her ass with a hard shoulderblock showing that she is indeed more powerful. Tina scrambling away to the cage pulling herself up catches Jenom coming over with a kick to the midsection. Tina with elbows to the jaw and then she slams Jenom's face to the cage. She tries again, but gets blocked and her own face meeting the steel. Jenom battering Tina's face into the cage, then grabs her in a side headlock running into a bulldog. Jenom getting up turns Tina over, then drops a knee to her forehead. She gets up heading up the turnbuckles into a moonsault, then springs up into a leg drop across Tina's neck. Jenom turning her over starts pounding away at the back the Golden Gal's neck, then straddles over her back grinding a little before trying to lock on a camel clutch. Tina trying to crawl to the ropes gets an elbow to her back, then Jenom grabs her left leg dragging the champ back to the middle of the ring. Jenom kicking at the back of her knee then wraps Tina up dropping to grab her head for an stf. Tina screaming as Jenom gets it locked on tight and the II Champion is flailing her arms, punching the mat and shrieking. Nick Miller saying.

Tina trying to get to those ropes, but only for leverage as in this match there is one rule, make your opponent tap out, but with these gals, look good doing it too!

Tina getting close to the ropes and Jenom sensing the fight left in her gets up breaking the hold and drops an other elbow to Tina's back. Jenom pounding across the back of her neck and tries for the camel clutch again. Tina scooting backwards behind Jenom leaps up into a dropkick slamming her challenger in the back. Jenom falling into the ropes braces herself and turns getting a spear from Tina and slammed into the cage. Tina with a northern lights suplex, then she rolls off running to the ropes. The Champ springs back into a baseball slide dropkick to Jenom's head, then pops up leaping into a stomp on her head. Tina running to the ropes leaps to the middle and springs backwards with a lionsault, but gets knees to her stomach. Tina rolling away as Jenom pulls herself up. Tina in a corner getting up brings Jenom into a running shoulder tackle to the ribs, then she slams her shoulder to Tina's ribs a few more times. She lifts Tina to the top rope, then climbs up lifting Tina into a firemans carry to the top of the cage. Jenom pulling herself up and slams Tina's head into the steel, then positions her for a superplex off the corner. Tina though fires off elbows, but gets a headbutt and Jenom tries pulling her over. Tina hooking her legs let's her left fly up catching Jenom in the side of her head, then pulls her down and flips over into a sunset flip powerbomb all the way to the canvas. The crowd jumping high and cheering loud now chant...

HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...

And Tina on her knees gets up grabbing Jenom's left leg and drops elbow after elbow to it. On the fifth she grapevines the leg and drops back into almost a ddt on Jenom's leg. Tina getting up kicks at the left knee and then grabs her leg turning into a figure four leg lock getting some wooos going on. Tina dropping back stretches back to grab the ropes and Jenom just sits ups creaming. The ref asking if she gives as Tina is breaking no rules and Jenom pounds on Tina's legs trying to unhook them. Tina sitting up elbows her in the jaw, then shoves to her back and lays back grabbing the middle rope. Jenom pounding the mat with fists clenched tight sits back up and pounds at Tina's legs, then when the champs its up grabs her throat squeezing tight. Tina grabbing Jenom's throat, but Jenom breaking it and shoves Tina back, then tries to turn her. Tina reaching for the ropes for leverage and Jenom rolling her over puts the pressure on. Tina screaming and reaching for the ropes pulls herself up the turnbuckles. Jenom getting free rolls away and springs up turning around, but Tina flying off the ropes catches her with a hurricanrana swinging Jenom around to the mat. They both roll up though and Tina with a chick kick, but Jenom ducks grabbing the champ for a german suplex. Tina flipping over to her feet waits for Jenom to get up and hits a hard chick kick to her head. Tina heading to the top rope flips back into a moonsault, then pulls Jenom up to the ropes catching her with an sto into the T & A. Jenom squirming and thrashing, but Tina getting her legs locked rips on her neck at the same time. Jenom screaming and trying to lift Tina up gets to one foot, but drops down. The ref checking her arm and Jenom pulls away, then taps out. Tina letting go as the bell rings and the crowd booing quite a bit.

Here's your winner and still II and Hardcore Champion.......Tina!

"Foxy, Foxy" by Rob Zombie plays and the Golden Gal sitting up with sweat running down her head, the crowd cheering a little and she just smirks a little. Tina getting up runs her hands down her body, her bikini a little loose, but apparently was tied good. Tina though undoes her top letting it drop to the mat and the crowd cheering loud now. The cage lifted up and Tina hops out near the announce table with her top in hand tying it back on to some boos. She smirks and grabs a mic lifting it up to say.

The name is Taylor Nina Andrews as my friends call me Tina which none of you are, so as I said, my name to all of you is Taylor Nina Andrews and I am the real T & A as I just proved and will continue to prove night in and night out. Enjoy the after match celebration cause its the last any of you get to see my tits!

She grins arrogantly and tosses the mic down, then motions for her titles which the ref hands to her. Tina raising them high and the crowd booing loud begins to chant...

TINA...TINA...TINA...

And they keep it up while Tin-, er, Taylor looks annoyed, but just laughs and holds her titles high while walking to the back.



The Resurrector v. Jason Stratus

In the ring is Jason Stratus as "Rest in Pieces" plays over the pa. The Resurrector stepping into the ring and Jason rushing over with punches to his head. The big man with a hard uppercut and then a kick to the gut and a headbutt sending Jason to his ass. The Resurrector removing his coat now stretches his arms and Jason gets up saying.

Let's go!

The bell sounds and he runs over again leaping up for a splash. The Resurrector dodging him let's Jason stagger around into Impaled, then the big man smirks. He pulls Jason up into the Gangsta Bomb, then drops into a pin, ONE.................TWO...................THREE! The bell rings and the man rolls out as "Rest in Pieces" plays again. The crowd cheering and The Resurrector just heading up the aisle with a smirk while Nick Miller says.

The Resurrector making short work of Jason who was eager to go, but a little too much and it cost him. Up next its Tadakatsu in his second match faces Matlock who once was a formidable opponent, but has been slacking majorly lately.

Fate says coldly.

Fire him and a few others.

Tadakatsu v. Matt Matlock

Matlock in the ring as Tadakatsu makes his entrances with his ladies, the crowd cheering him somewhat while the japanese warrior enters the ring and disrobes. The bell rings and Tad eyes Matlock who shrugs and moves into a lock up only to get taking down in a side headlock. Matt fights up a little, but mostly gets led up to his feet and bulldogged to the mat. Tad getting up looking at Matt as if that was a little too easy, then drops a knee to the back his right shoulder. Tad keeps the knee there and rips up on Matt's left shoulder, then clubs him in the ribs. Tad keeps clubbing Matt across his ribs until Matt has enough and tries to get free. Tad letting him up nails Matt with a series of chops for the Warriors Spirit and finishes a high kick to the head. He whips Matt to the ropes and nails the Warriors Charge, then hooks a leg for the pin, ONE.............................TWO.............................THREE! The bell rings and stands up looking down at Matlock as his hand his raised.

Your winner.......Tadakatsu!

"Ren" plays now as Tad gets his arm raised, then the warrior exits the ring being escorted up the aisle, some fans reaching out for a hand slap. "Chinese Democracy" plys now and the crowd booing a little just for the GM who steps out on the stage with a mic held up to his mouth and his other hand up saying.

Hold on, hold on, I got an announcement to make and one concerns you Tad, well, they both concern you as I am out here to announce the first round matches for the King of SEF tournament being held on May twenty seventh. We will have five first round matches which will be contested under hardcore rules of course and the first one will be Tina versus Shane, then Tadakatsu versus Jenom, Matt Matlock versus Michael Moretti, Jason Stratus versus John Carter, and Cody versus Eric Callahan. However, that last match may change if Callahan loses is match next week on WAR against you Tad in a Show up or Shafted match! If that son of a bitch no shows I'll fire him on the spot!

Some cheers for that and Mazz just nods and continues.

Also, next weeks II Title match stipulations will be as follows, Parking Lot Brawl, Bar Room Brawl, or Boiler Room Brawl and Tina's opponent will be John Carter! Thank you, enjoy the show, and have a great night.

Mazz smiling big now turns heading to the back. Tadakatsu nodding in approval as he heads to the back and Nick Miller says.

Nice first round picks for the tournament. What do you think Fate?

And with another cold answer Fate says.

Tadakatsu versus Jenom will be best first round match unless Jason Stratus and John Carter decide to show all they got. Look for Tina to stand out in this tournament too.

Nick nodding ok now says.

She has come a long ways and so have Shane and Cody who actually are already US Tag Team Champions as the scheduled match against Arab Andy and The psycho Nat took place before WAR in a dark match. Their standing by now with Greg Boone!

And via the tron we see Shane and Cody each with a title over their shoulders looking proud and smug a bit. Greg between them with a mic says.

Congratulations on the big win earlier. So what's next for you two, who might you want to face?

Shane and Cody looking at each other unsure of what to say. Shane though decides to speak in a rather dry tone.

What is next is to let all of you know who we are and that is The Jer-ikos...Shane Jer-iko...

And he somewhat arrogantly spreads his arms out while Cody does the same saying.

Cody Jer-iko!

Then they drop their arms and smirk as Shane says.

And as for who is next, we don't care! Feed us anyone!

Then he shoves Greg backwards and walks off with a bit of a bitter look. Cody sneering at Greg just laughs and follows his brother. Greg just shakes his head side to side sighing.



Eric Callahan v. Nick Torres

Callahan is in the ring as "Walk" plays over the pa with the World Champ stepping in the ring arrogantly. He throws the title up and drops it on the turnbuckles, then spins out in a cocky strut somewhat and flicks his toothpick at Callahan. Torres with a kick to the midsection pulls Callahan out ripping him up for the Gangstas Edge. Callahan slides down and Torres runs to the ropes springing back with a shoulderblock knock down. He backs into the ropes as Callahan sits up and springs forward with a kick to his face. The World Champ pulls up Callahan running him to a corner slamming his right shoulder to the post. Torres pulls him into a pump handle powerslam, then gets up ripping his challenger into The Westside. Torres sitting up grins arrogantly and now stands with the crowd on his side, but booing as he is dragging it out. The World Champ not caring just hoists Callahan up and nails the Gangstas Edge, then puts a foot on his chest for the pin, ONE..................TWO.................THREE! The bell rings and Torres with his vest still on grabs his title backing the ref off. He thrusts up the World Title, then exits the ring heading to the back as Nick Miller says.

Torres playing with his opponent who again showed nothing for himself and got decimated for it.

Fate saying coldly.

Fire him now.

Nick saying.

He may be next week if he fails to show up!

Michael Moretti v. John Carter

Moretti in the ring as "Getting High" plays John out to the ring. The HIGHflyer rolls into the ring jumping up and down a bit, stretching his arms to loosen up. The bell rings and Moretti charges over, but John leapfrogs into a roll springing to his feet. Moretti coming off the ropes gets a High Kick to the head. Johnn falling on Moretti as he goes down and hooks a leg for the pin, ONE.......................TWO........................THREE! The bell rings and the crowd cheers as he stands up getting his hand raised. "Getting High" plays again and John heads out slapping a few hands of fans reaching out.



Main Event
SEF Intercontinental Championship Retirement Hardcore Match
Xanthus v. Corez(c)

Xanthus in the ring leaning in a corner as "The Way I Am" fades out, then the lights fade out to a dark grey. "Floods" plays over the pa bringing the Memphis crowd to their feet. About a minute wait for Corez who saunters out with the I-con Title in his left hand. The Corez Effect lifts the belt up and heads down the ramp somewhat slow, methodical a bit and he rolls in the ring. Corez getting to his feet lifts the title up and hands it to the ref, then leans back across from Xanthus. The ref lifting the belt hands it off to the ring announcer now, then the bell sounds. Xanthus shoots over into a front dropkick catching Corez in his chest, then rolls out kneeling down to grab a singapore cane,. He slides in and starts lighting up Corez with shots to the ribs and head. Xanthus beating him unmercifully into the corner swings around tossing the cane down. He walks across the ring and turns running back into low dropkick to Corez's head. Xanthus rolling out of the ring again pulls a barbed wire ballbat out and slides in with it, waits for Corez to get up and runs at him for a shot to the head. Corez dropping down with a toehold sends Xanthus down facefirst in the barbed wire. Corez getting up drops an elbow to the back of his head burying his face into the wire and now holds him down into it. Corez grinding X's face into the barbed wire, then pulls him into the Insanity Driver on the barbed wire bat. Xanthus rolling away with blood streaming down his face and Corez gets up with the bat in hand. Xanthus on his knees jumps up as Corez nears and catches him with a spinning back kick driving the barbed wire into Corez's head. Xanthus getting back up grabs Corez for a snap suplex taking him over, then floats into an armbar using his legs to grapevine the left arm. Corez trying to get the bat drags X across the ring towards it. Xanthus letting go runs to the ropes baseball sliding back with a dropkick into Corez's head. Xanthus gets up with the bat in hand driving it into Corez's head, then pulls him halfway out of the ring nailing a ddt to the floor with a sick thud. Xanthus getting up looks to the announce table pulls Corez up rolling on to it. He grabs a chair slamming it over Corez's head and lays it across his chest now. X rolling into the ring heads to the top rope flying off with a Gangsta Splash through Corez and the table. Xanthus rolling off in pain as the crowd cheers loud chanting...

HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...

Xanthus crawling over to Corez draping an arm over his chest for the pin, ONE....................TWO.....................THREE! The bell rings and "The Way I Am" plays over the pa.

Here is your winner and still I-con Champ........Xanthus!

The crowd mixed as Xanthus gets his belt and then checks on Corez who stirs a bit. Xanthus helping him up hugs his brother and raises his arm in the air. The I-con Title in X's other hand and Corez patting the new champ on his back whispering something to him. Xanthus and Corez heading around the ring to celebrate with the fans who are now chanting...

THANK YOU JACK...THANK YOU JACK...THANK YOU JACK...

As they head around the ring Nick Miller warps up the show.

Hell of a hardcore match between these two hardcore icons and it seems Corez is getting a proper farewell that he deserves. Xanthus on an all out assault from the opening bell really took it to his brother. Be interesting to see what he does with the I-con Title being the X Rated Icon and all!?!

The team once called THC gets to the stage raising arms up together, then The Resurrector steps out throwing an arm around Corez's shoulders turning him into a hug. Nick Torres comes out next and does the same, then the crowd erupts when Shane "Daddy" Mack steps out in blue jeans and a black tee. His hair slicked back and he too hugs Corez, then raises a hand with da gangstas sign. Corez doing the same and Xanthus as well who is to his brothers other side. The Resurrector next to X does the same and on the other end Torres flashes the old sign to a massive ovation from crowd now chanting...

GANGSTAS...GANGSTAS...GANGSTAS...