WAR 75 {7/25/12}

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July 25th, 2012



Inside the Molson Centre in Montreal Quebec Canada is where SEF is at for WAR this week and the place like last week in New York City is sold out. The crowd packed in and rowdy as ever as pyro shoots off over the ring, then "Another Way To Die" plays over the pa.

WELCOME TO WAR!

Nick Miller shouts. And the crowd stills creaming loud as he says.

Tonight we got a huge battle royal with the winner receiving a shot at any title they choose, plus both the Icon and Iron Titles are on the line when the two champions meet one on one! John Carter and Taylor Andrews collide in what could be a Tables match, a First Blood match, or a Unification match which would see the two belts unified I believe!?!

Black Bob now chimes in.

Sounds like those two be heading into something crazy!

Nick now says.

They have history and started developing something back in June it seemed like, but after tonight's match that may change. Be interesting to see if they try to go for the Tag Titles and I wonder if Storms and Torres will be seen tonight!?

Bob again chimes in.

Those two are back and want the belts, so chances are good we'll see Da Gangstas!

Nick saying.

Should pick things up in the tag division with a good team like that back together, so let's get on with the show and find out who will survive the tag team gauntlet for the US Tag Titles!?!

US Tag Team Championship Gauntlet Match
Cody & Shane Jeriko(c) v. Paine Pushers v. The Taliban v. Radical Rockers v. jWo's Willy Winka & Rappin' Robbie v. Taylor Andrews & John Carter

Cody and Shane are in the ring ready to go when "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera comes over the pa bringing this crowd to their feet in cheers. Troy Storms and Nick Torres come out in black jeans sporting Da Gangstas shirts, their hair pulled back and black shades on. They head on down the aisle with Torres heading up the steps and Storms up the apron, then Cody and Shane charge across the ring. Torres spearing Shane while Storms nails Impaled on Cody to a loud pop. Storms throwing his right arm up showing the gangsta sign as Torres rips up Shane for the Gangstas Edge. Storms grabs Cody for the Gangsta Bomb and they nail the moves in stereo to a loud ovation from the crowd as Nick Miller says.

My god, Da Gangstas just destroyed The Jerks! Are they in the match though?

The Paine Pushers make their way out towards the ring being cautious not to enter yet when "Back In Black" by AC/DC plays and the new Vice President Sly comes over the tron to say.

Storms, Torres, my old friends, well, not exactly as you helped get rid of me once, so tonight I return the favor by giving you some time off, indefinitely, and if you show your faces around here, your fired!

Loud boos for this and Sly just grins big as Storms and Torres exit the ring flipping middle fingers towards the tron. They slap a few hands on their way to the back, then the match gets started with Chris and Jason Paine entering the ring putting the boots to Cody and Shane. The ref forcing two out and its Cody and Chris with Chris applying a front facelock. He tries to float into an ankle lock, but Cody rolls through sending Chris into the ropes. Cody making the tag brings Shane in who is enraged from the assault earlier and hammers Chris relentlessly with elbows. Then he nails Jericho Pride and makes the pin, ONE......................TWO.........................THREE! And now The Psycho Nat out first with Arab Andy following. The Nat heads to the top rope quickly flying off with a fucked up karate kick to Shane's chest. Andy yanks Cody off the apron smashing his face to the apron, then nails a russian leg sweep to the floor. The Psycho Nat has Shane up and delivers a hard ddt to him, then tags Andy who comes in with a hard kick to the head. Andy yanks Shane up into a brainbuster, then hooks a leg for the pin, ONE......................TWO......................THREE! The Ice Bull and The Rockstar come running down and slide in the ring now, but The Psycho Nat coming off the top rope hits both with a double karate kick to their chests. Andy with a russian leg sweep on The Rockstar now targets the Ice Bull with kicks to the head. The Rockstar and Pyscho Nat forced out and Andy blinding Ice Bull with some powder while the ref was diverted hammers him with rapid punches to the head. Andy lifts him into a brainbuster and goes for the pin, ONE.........................TWO..................kickout! He tags out to The Psycho Nat who flies in from the top with a fucked up frog splash hurting his own ribs. Ice Bull rolls to his corner making a tag and in comes The Rockstar. The Psycho nat with a dropkick to the knees yanks up Rockstar into a suplex, then gets up tagging Andy in. The Psycho Nat flying off the ropes with a senton bomb on Rockstar real quick gets forced out and Andy with a nut stomp to Rockstar behind the ref's back. Andy yanks up Rockstar into a piledriver, then hooks a leg for the pin, ONE..........................TWO.........................THREE! Willy Winka and Rappin' Robbie run out sliding in the ring and The Psycho Nat meets Willy with a flying clothesline. Robbie is all over Andy with clubs to his back, rips him up and nails a gutwrench side slam. He runs to the ropes springing off into a leg drop as Nat and Willy are brawling on the floor with the ref trying to get them separated. Robbie has Andy up for a suplex, but gets countered into a swinging neckbreaker. Jabber runs out to nail a mexican suplex on Andy rolling out of the pin to roll out to the floor staying down outta sight. Robbie is up and catches Andy with a hard shoulderblock, then rips him up for a powerbomb tossing Andy into the turnbuckles. The Psycho Nat taking out by Jabber and Willy with a double suplex on the floor as Robbie hooks Andy's leg for the pin, ONE.............................TWO.............................THREE! Willy and Jabber come in the ring raising arms with Robbie and hugging each other estatic at winning the titles, or so they think as "Back In Black" plays again with Sly showing up on the tron to say.

Oh yea, we have one more addition to this match and that is the team of Taylor Andrews and John Carter!

The tron fades as the crowd surprised, but cheer a little for "Getting High" playing John out to ringside. "Foxy, Foxy" plays now and Taylor comes out skipping to ringside, nudges John and winks, then slides in the ring with him. Taylor ducking past the men as John flies into a spinning wheel kick to Robbie's head. Taylor springs off the ropes leaping into a double clothesline taking Willy and Jabber down. The ref ordering jabber to the back, then John and Taylor pull Willy up into an irish whip catching him with a double back elbow followed with a double elbow drop to the chest. They get up and run into a double baseball slide dropkick sending Robbie to the floor. Taylor sliding out stomps all over Robbie, then picks him up running him into the guard rail. She gets to her corner as John kicks at Willy, then hoists him up into a suplex, pops up and drops a knee to his head. John pulls Willy up into an irish whip looking for the High Kick, but Willy ducks and comes around into a jumping calf kick. John rolling to his corner and Taylor tags in, then leaps up flying off into a front dropkick to Willy's chest. Taylor pulling him into an irish whip, but she gets reversed. Taylor ducks a spinning heel kick, then drops Willy with a superkick and falls into the pin hooking a leg, ONE.........................TWO....John dives in to stop Robbie with a club to his back........THREE! The bell rings and Bob makes the announcement.

Here are your new US Tag Team Champions................Taylor Andrews and John Carter!

John and Taylor get up and are handed the Tag Titles as "Foxy, Foxy" plays over the pa, then Taylor drops John with kick to the nuts and a ddt. She stands up to a few boos just smirking and saying.

All's fair in love and war!



Interactive Icon Iron Championship Tables Match
John Carter(c) v. Taylor Andrews(c)

Taylor stomping away at John kicks him out of the ring, then rolls out kicking him some more. She pulls John up whipping him into the guard rail, then pulls a table from under the ring setting it up on the floor. Taylor pulls John over to roll him on the table, but he shoves the Icon Champ away, then tries for the High Kick. Taylor ducks it grabs John from behind in a sleeper, but pulls him down back first to the floor. She kneels up hammering John with punches, then gets up pulling the Iron Champ on top of the table. Taylor with elbows to his head, then she rolls in the ring and heads up the turnbuckles leaping off for a senton bomb. John rolls off the table though and Taylor crashes through to the floor. She holds her back in pain and John pulls her up tossing Taylor back in the ring. He pulls a table from under the ring and slides that in, then slides in setting it up near a corner. John pulls Taylor up for a suplex through the table, but she counters with a knee to the groin and her own suplex. Taylor slow to get up kicks at John, then pulls him up into an sto trying for the T & A. John squirming away gets to the ropes and pulls himself out to the floor. Taylor rolling out drops an elbow to his head, then she pulls John up bouncing his head off the ringpost. She tosses him back in the ring, then heads to the top rope. John getting up and Taylor standing on the turnbuckles flies off with a clothesline taking the Iron Champ down. Taylor on her feet looks for a roundhouse kick on John who ducks and drops the Icon Champ with a spinning back heel kick. John pulls Taylor up and rolls her on the table, then he heads up the turnbuckles. Taylor getting off the table heads up to meet him on the top turnbuckle and tries for a superplex. John blocking it gets an uppercut to his jaw, then Taylor knees him in the groin dropping the Iron Champ to sit on the turnbuckles. Taylor leaps on to his shoulders for a hurricanrana taking John over and through the table to win the match.

Here is your winner and still Icon Champion as well as your new Iron Champion..........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays with Taylor leaning in a corner smiling. The ref handing her the titles, then she helps John up giving him his Tag Title and a kiss on the cheek. She takes her three belts and leaves the ring swaying her ass and smirking as the crowd cheers and John confused just smiles.



Main Event
Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Taylor Andrews, John Carter, Jason Stratus, Big Tony, Horrible Harold, Retarded Redneck, Bullocks, Just Joe, Jabber, Michael Mazzarone, Axel, CWS, Cody Jeriko, Shane Jeriko, Xanthus
WINNER RECEIVES A SHOT AT THE TITLE OF THEIR CHOOSING

Everyone is in the ring for the battle royal and its on with the jWo sticking together. Axel going after them and it takes every jWo member to deal with him while John and Taylor work together against Tony. Cody and Shane target Jason Stratus while Xanthus and CWS brawl it out with wild punches. Axel manages to take Jabber out of the ring, but gets tossed out by the rest of the jWo. Cody and Shane eliminate Jason, then charge into the jWo. Xanthus disposing of CWS helps take on the jWo and Harold with Bullocks help gets Cody tossed out. Tony fights off John and Taylor leaving both laying after a double suplex, then he helps take on the jWo tossing Joe out of the ring. Xanthus sends Mazzarone out of the ring and gets taken into a corner by Harold and Bullocks. Tony and Shane get the Redneck out, then Tony turns on Shane headbutting him down. He rips up Shane in a press tossing him out to the floor, then John and Taylor hit a double dropkick to the back of Tony almost sending him over the top rope. Tony holds on trying to push himself back in, but Taylor and John try pushing him out. Xanthus kicks Bullocks low, then fights off Harold with rakes to the eyes and a ddt. He tries tossing Bullocks out, but Harold is up and stops him. He and Bullocks try forcing X out, but Tony shoving Taylor and John down runs over to try and take the World Champ and his attackers out. Xanthus ducking let's Tony clothesline Bullocks out to the floor, then helps him toss Harold out. Taylor and John come over trying to force Tony out and Xanthus helps lift the big man up to dump him to the floor. Xanthus with a russian leg sweep to Taylor rolls backwards to his feet and nails a roundhouse to John's head hanging him over the top rope. He dumps John out to the floor, then pulls up Taylor for the Asshole Cutta. She slips off his shoulders and tries for a german suplex, but gets an elbow to her head. Xanthus turning tries for the Ghetto Busta, but Taylor backdrops him over the top rope. Xanthus lands on the apron and Taylor slams a shoulder through the ropes. Xanthus dodges her and slams a knee to Taylor's head, then pulls her over the ropes with a suplex sending her to the floor. X hopping in the ring jumps around all excited doing crotch chops and grabbing his nuts.

Here is your winner of the battle royal.............Xanthus!

"The Way I Am" plays and Xanthus gets his World Title and a mic to say.

Like I alluded to before, that Iron Title is coming to me, so Taylor, next week its you and I one on one and just like this week, X to the A wins!

He drops the mic and raises his title with the crowd cheering quite a bit. Xanthus just exits the ring and heads to the back as "The Way I Am" keeps playing as the show comes to end.