WAR 80 {8/29/12}

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August 29th, 2012



Its a full house inside The Palace in Auburn Hills Michigan where pyro explodes over the ring. "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed cranks up over the pa system as the fans go crazy for WAR!

Welcome to another explosive night of action! Nick Millere here and next to me is Black Bob, a former World Heavyweight Champion!

Bob speaking up now.

Could be quite the explosive night for sure with all the action lined up.

Nick says.

Damn right it could! We got The Shane Mack, no imposter, in a hardcore match and he faces a guy who loves to brawl.

Bob says.

CWS loves to drink more and may be in trouble despite his loves for hardcore action.

Nick nodding in agreement says.

The main event could get pretty hardcore too with Xanthus and Taylor Andrews in a barbed wire ropes match. Those two with history and mostly bad blood between them with Taylor actually owning more victories over the World Champ.

Bob saying.

Love to see her get a title shot, though part of me just wants to see her get her ass beat by X!

Nick says.

Should be a good main event with those two and a hell of a show involving Mack who may steal the show as usual, but it begins with a three way US Tag Title match!

Triple Threat US Tag Team Championship Match
Paine Pushers v. Radical Rockers v. Rappin' Robbie(c) & Willy Winka(c)

Its Jason locking up with Rockstar as Willy and Robbie watch and wait. Rockstar with a side headlock on Jason gets taken down to his back. Jason stomping at both knees backs into the ropes springing off for a dropkick to Rockstar's face. Jason back at the knees with elbows to Rockstar's left goes into a grapevine. Rockstar making it to the ropes and Jason rolls away to his feet making the tag to Chris. Rockstar on his feet makes the tag to Ice Bull and hops out to the floor. The bigger man comes in and locks up with Chris getting a side headlock on him. Chris trying to take him down from behind gets whipped around into a corner and smashed with a hard clothesline. Ice Bull turning around gets leveled by a spear from The Rockstar who rolls out heading to the back. Willy and Robbie looking on confused just jump in the ring putting the boots to Chris, then drag Ice Bull to their corner. Robbie hopping out makes the tag and comes in as Willy is forced out. Chris getting up and Robbie with a boot to his head rips half the Paine Pushers up for a gutwrench side slam. Robbie getting up meets Jason's feet who flies off the top rope with a missile dropkick. Jason scrambling over for a pin, ONE....................TWO......kickout! Jason pulling Robbie up in a front facelock slams a forearm to his back, then nails a suplex. Jason up and running to the ropes springs back with an elbow drop to the chest. He gets back up pulling Robbie up and tries for swinging neckbreaker. Robbie twisting out of it shoves Jason away, then backs up to make the tag. Willy flying in with quick punches all over Jason whips him to the ropes leaping up for a calf kick. Jason ducking it and Just Joe running out distracts Chris who dives on the other jWo member. Jason looking for a tag turns to eat a roundhouse kick from Willy who heads to the top rope for a quick moonsault. Chris with Joe in a front facelock slams knees to his head while Willy pulls Jason up whipping him to the Tag Champs corner. Robbie holding him while the ref gets Chris to his corner and orders Joe out. Willy with a splash to Jason in the corner heads to the top rope, tags Robbie and flies off for the shooting star leg drop. Willy rolling out as Robbie shoulderblocks Chris off the apron, then fist drops Jason in the head and makes the pin, ONE..................TWO.....................THREE!

Here are your winners and still US Tag Team Champions..........Rappin' Robbie and Willy Winka!

The crowd booing the Tag Champs who collect their titles and head to the back meeting Joe on the stage and they all stand tall there before making their exit.



Skylar Moon v. Steve Weigel

Skylar with a shove to Steve follows it with a slap to his face, then runs past him to the ropes springing back into a front dropkick to Weigel's chest. Skylar getting up heads to the top rope leaping off with a leg drop to Steve's throat. She gets up stomping him in the chest, then pulls Steve up for an irish whip. He reverses and charges after Skylar for a clothesline, but she back drops him over the rope. Steve hitting the floor and Skylar heading to the top rope waits for him to get up before splashing Steve back to the floor. Skylar getting up with a kick to Steve's stomach, pulls him up to nail a ddt, then she gets up rolling in the ring and lays there as the ref finishes his count, SIX..................SEVEN......................EIGHT......................NINE................TEN!

Here is your winner of the match........Skylar Moon!

"Say My Name Right" plays and the crowd not caring much while Skylar shrugging raises her arms in the air pumping her fists high.

Interactive Iron Championship Chain Match
Axel v. John Carter(c)

Both men get strapped together and John charges Axel with punches to the face then elbows and a knee to the ribs, then a bulldog, no, Axel rips him up launching John to his ass. Axel running behind him with a kick to the spine, then he runs to the ropes springing off with a kick to the head. Axel doubles up the chain whipping John in the ribs, then wraps it around his neck choking him. John struggling to get free brings a leg up kicking Axel in his head. The monster backing off and John getting up looks for the High Kick, but Axel ducks, then grabs John from behind in a full nelson. Axel ripping John up off his feet let's him go and steps away slamming the Iron Champ to the mat. Axel doubling the chain up again whips it to John's ribs, then rips him up into a powerslam. The monster running to the ropes springs back with a kick to John's head, then pulls him up into the Down Under Slam only to follow that with another Down Under Slam. Axel drops into the pin hooking a leg, ONE.....................TWO.....................THREE!

Here is your winner and new Iron Champion.........Axel!

"Hells Bells" plays as Axel gets to his feet with his arm raised by the ref who gets the title and hands it to the monster. The crowd cheering a little for the big man who just stares at the gold before slapping to his shoulder and pumping his fists up high. Axel hopping from the ring and keeps his title on his left shoulder as he heads to the back while Nick Miller says.

A new Iron Champion here tonight with Axel taking out John Carter after two hard Down Under Slam's. Gonna be interesting to see if anyone can get the title off this monster!?

Bob chiming in.

No doubt! Its gonna take a whole crew to take that big sumbitch out!



Hardcore Match
CWS v. Shane Mack

Mack entering the ring gets rushed by CWS who is swinging his cane like a drunk because he is drunk. Mack ducking past him runs to the ropes and springs back into CWS with a front dropkick to the chest. Mack rolling up to his feet runs to the ropes again and springs back into a shining wizard, then pulls CWS up into a scoop slams. He stomps his forehead, then Mack heads up top flying off with X to the chest. He rolls out getting something from under the ring and its a cookie sheet. He just tosses it in and pulls a trash can out tossing that in as well, then Mack pulls a table out sliding that in to a pop. Mack hopping to the apron and CWS up running at him through the ropes. Mack dodging slams a knee to the drunks head. CWS staggering back and Mack leaping to top rope springs off into a clothesline taking the drunk down. Mack on his feet stomping all over CWS pulls him up into a piledriver, then sets the table near a corner. He pulls CWS up rolling him on top of the table, then heads up top, but Xanthus comes running out. Mack seeing him leaps on to X splashing him to the floor, then hammers the World Champ with punches. Mack popping up pulls Xanthus up whipping him into the steel steps, then slides into the ring grabbing the cookie sheet. CWS rolling off the table and Mack pops up with the sheet to his face laying him back on the table. Mack pushing him on as well and slams the sheet to his face again, then grabs the trash can. He tosses it out nailing Xanthus in his head, then Mack hops out kicking Xanthus in the stomach to nail the Mack Attack on the floor. He climbs up to the top rope and leaps into a splash on CWS putting him through the table, then hooks a leg for the pin, ONE..................TWO................THREE!

Here is your winner..........Shane Mack!

"Lowlife" by Kid Rock plays over the pa as the crowd cheers loud for The Showsteala is up dancing in victory. He hops to the turnbuckles raising his arms high and wide flashing the gangsta sign, then hops down dancing around into his muscle pose. Mack rolling from the ring heads on to the back looking at Xanthus who looks up holding his head. Mack backing up the ramp just does a crotch chop at Xanthus and turns to the curtain as Nick Miller says.

Mack as good as ever fights off two men and still wins the match. Xanthus not happy and may be a bit worried come next Wednesday.

Bob saying.

Can't blame him considering this is the Shane Mack he has to face, though Xanthus ain't no slouch in that ring, or out of it!



Loser Leaves Town Match
Shane Ewing v. Jason Stratus

Jason enters the ring getting rushed into a corner by Shane who hammers away at his opponent furiously. The referee pulling him back gets this thing started officially and Shane with the Ewing Pride right away goes for the pin, ONE................TWO..................THREE!

Here is your winner..........Shane Ewing!

"Voices" by Chris Young plays as Shane rolls out slapping some hands on his way to the back.

Just Joe v. Rick Reynolds

Joe in the ring somewhat confused as he like everyone was under the impression Thomas Caswell had quit SEF. But then the lights all go out and we hear "King of the Hole" by Skrew playing over the pa now. The crowd beginning to boo and the lights come on revealing "The Natural Sinner" Rick Reynolds in a flashy white silk robe tied around him. His blonde locks hanging down and a cocky expression on his face as he struts out on stage with some very large man behind him. The guy has dark hair tied back in a ponytail and wears sweats, sneakers, and gray muscle shirt. He follows Rick to the ring and the Natural Sinner makes his way around the ring getting a mic, then heads into the ring via the steps. The large man with him remains outside the ring just watching as Rick lifts the mic to say.

That no talent punk Thomas could not handle WAR, so he left and now I have decided its time to return and maybe just maybe if show up Joe, I become Assistant Manager of WAR!?!

The crowd not liking that and Rick smirking as Joe just shrugs saying.

Let's do this!

Rick removing his robe showing he's still in as great a shape as ever. Still arrogant too as the bell rings and he offers Joe a chance to lay down for him. Joe refusing it smacks Rick with a few punches rocking him to a corner. Rick pulling the ref in gets a poke to Joe's eye and then a low blow undetected by the official. Joe staggering back and Rick comes out with a kick to the midsection, then delivers a double underhook backbreaker. Rick up and dropping a knee to Joe's head as the rest of the jWo come running out. Rick with kicks to Joe's head as the large man in Rick's corner heads off Robbie with a hard spear to the floor. He gets up and catches Willy coming off the ropes for a cross body. The big man just turns Willy around into a powerslam while Rick has Joe up and runs him to the ropes tossing him through them to the floor. He backs up complaining to the ref about his knee allowing the big man to clamp a bearhug on Joe, ram him into the ringpost, then roll him back in the ring. Rick kicking away at Joe pulls him up into an irish whip towards a corner. He nails a superkick to the back of his head followed by a german suplex for SIN bridging into the pin, ONE..................TWO..................THREE!

Here is your winner..........Rick Reynolds!

"King of the Hole" plays and the crowd booing the Natural Sinner who is looking more arrogant. Then "Cocky" plays and the crowd cheers as the GM Shady Smack walks out on stage with a mic saying.

First of all, congratulations on the return victory and welcome back. Second, you are not Assistant Manager of WAR for I need no assistant. Third, you are facing Axel next week and your big friend down there is banned from ringside, good luck!

Shady heads to the back after doing a crotch chop and "Cocky" plays again. The crowd cheering loud as Rick just sneers a little, but waves off it off yelling.

IT BETTER BE FOR THE GOLD CAUSE I COULD USE SOME!

A smirk across his face and Rick exits the ring heading to the back with his large friend as Nick Miller says.

Rick Reynolds returns to SEF and beats Just Joe after a bit of an assist from some very large man who accompanied him. The man took out the jWo, but is banned next week when Rick faces Axel who is our new Iron Champion!

Bob saying.

Crazy shit man, but it makes for some good action. Can't wait to see how Rick does against the monster Axel!



Main Event
Interactive Icon Championship Barbed Wire Ropes Match
Xanthus v. Taylor Andrews(c)

A lock begins this one with Xanthus getting a side headlock on Taylor, wrenches it on hard and drags her down to the mat. X leaning on Taylor for a pin, ONE.....she gets a shoulder up. Taylor pulling him back rolls X to his shoulders, ONE.....he rolls back still with the headlock on. Xanthus dragging Taylor up tries for a bulldog, but gets shoved to a corner. Xanthus stopping and turns for a spinning heel kick, but Taylor ducks and leaps to the middle rope springing back into a cross body taking the World Champ down. Taylor getting to her feet pulls Xanthus up for a scoop slam, then she turns her back to him flipping into a moonsault for the pin, ONE............TWO....kickout! Taylor hammering Xanthus with punches applies an armbar kneeling over the X Rated Icon. Taylor slapping his head smirking arrogantly and Xanthus fighting up backs Taylor into a corner tearing her back up a bit. Taylor screaming in pain and Xanthus with a kick to the midsection. He whips Taylor across the ring into the opposite corner making her back bleed more, then Xanthus running over leaps into a splash. Taylor ducking away and Xanthus managing to get his feet and hands on the ropes leaps to the top rope. Taylor up and turning as X leaps back for a moonsault rolling the Icon Champ into a pin, ONE...........TWO.....kickout! Xanthus getting up stomps on Taylor's head, then pulls her up into a side effect. Xanthus heading to the top rope flies off with the Gangsta Splash to Taylor, rolls off holding his ribs, then crawls into the pin, ONE.............TWO........kickout! Xanthus getting up pulls Taylor up for the Asshole Cutta, but she drops to her feet and shoves Xanthus, then looks for a superkick. Xanthus ducks letting the ref take it and runs to the ropes springing off with a grimace to spear Taylor down. He gets up and his met with Da Shows Ova from Shane Mack who simply drops and rolls out acting all smug. Mack hopping the rail takes a seat with some fans getting bombarded as they all go wild for him. Xanthus out and Taylor crawling into the pin, but the ref out. Wait, here comes another and Nykki using those long legs slides in counting, ONE.....................TWO.....................THREE!

Here is your winner and still Icon Champion........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays and the crowd cheers as Taylor gets up getting her arm raised. She gets her title and heads up the turnbuckles posing with it while Mack signs autographs where he sits. Taylor hopping from the ring walks around it near Mack and looks out that way. He's busy with the fans, but glances up at her with a smirk and a wink. Taylor just slaps some hands and heads to the back with a smile holding her title on her shoulder while Nick Miller says.

A hell of a match with Mack paying back Xanthus and then some costing him the match. Those two are gonna tear it up next week in the Joe Louis Arena!

Bob saying.

Hell yea they are! Its the main event for a reason muthafucka! Dem boys are gonna make round three the round to see!

Nick saying.

It will be epic, but it will be next week as tonight is all over, so have a good one and we'll see ya in Detroit!