Carnage 17 {8/12/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

August 12th, 2003

Sacramental Carnage blasts over the pa as tonight's show kicks off from The MARK of the Quad Cities in Moline Illinois. The camera begins panning over the wild crowd before zooming over to Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside. 

Kid: Yeehaw people, welcome to SEF. 

Em: Haha, tonight's looking good man, we got some hot ass action for ya all. 

Kid: That we do and first off, I gotta say that this tag match looks fucking awesome. 

Em: Uh huh, Strife and Spike fighting the Deadly Force, damn that's gonna be brutal. 

Kid: Yea it will. Also tonight, three men get a chance to go for the World Title in three days on Evolution when DeeJay, Velzian, and Angle all fight in a triple threat match. 

Em: All three men are quite good, so this one should be a very good match and the winner should give Viper a run. 

Kid: True man, don't forget the ladies tonight, Patricia and Meranda, whooee they be hot. 

Em: Oh yea, them bitches be off the charts, well mainly Patricia, but I wouldn't turn down Meranda. 

Kid: Me neither dogg, but also we got two guys in singles action which both have not done so well at. 

Em: Yea man, Matt and D-Von ain't had the bets records as far as singles matches go, so this one should be a good fight with both proving themselves. 

Kid: Yea it should, so hey, let's get on with it. 





Singles Match
Rapid vs. Assassin 

Rapid and Assassin are in the ring and are soon slugging it out when Rapid knees Assassin in the gut and whips him into the ropes. Assassin ducks a clothesline, then comes charging back and hits a huge clothesline on Rapid and soon the two end up outside the ring. Assassin has Rapid down and his pounding his head into the arena floor, then picks him up and sends him flying into the ringpost. Assassin walks over to Rapid, but Rapid gets a fire extuingusher from under the ring and sprays it in Assassin's eyes, then bashes him in the head with it. The ref sees this and disqualifies him. 

Carson: Here is your winner..................Assassin! 

Rapid just heads to the back has Assassin his helped up and to the back. 

Kid: Damn dogg, Assassin won, but Rapid still fucked him up. 

Em: Yea, I wonder what's with Rapid, he come into SEF, doesn't do anything, has matches and loses on purpose, what a dick. 





Backstage

The locker room of Viper is shown who is sitting on a chair dressed in his ring gear with his World Title laying next to him. Cyclus is nowhere in the room and has not been seen all day, so it seems that Viper should be worried, but as always, his faces shows nothing of the sort. 

Kid: Shit man, I wonder where Cyclus is? 

Em: Beats me, but Viper don't deserve this even if Cyclus is an asshole and Viper isn't well liked. 





Singles Match
Meranda vs. Patricia Stratigias 

Meranda is already in the ring when Fighter hits and out walks Patricia who makes her way down the aisle and into the ring. The match begins with both women locking up, Meranda sending Patricia into the ropes and clotheslining her down. Meranda then picks up Patricia and tries for a suplex, but Patricia slips behind her and rolls her up for two. The two jump up and Meranda looks for a clothesline, but Patricia ducks it and nails a chick kick to the head. Patricia then stomps on Meranda a bit, drops a couple elbows, then picks her up and whips Meranda into the corner. Patricia runs at her and dropkicks her leg, then picks her up and places her on the top rope. Patricia climbs up as well, then jumps up and grabs Meranda's head, bringing her down in a headscissors and pins here, 1............2...........3! 

Carson: Here is your winner...............Patricia Stratigias! 

Fighter hits as Patricia poses in the ring for a while. 

Kid: Nice one, them honeys really went at it tonight. 

Em: Damn straight they did dogg. 





Singles Match
Matt Matlock vs. D-Von Dudley
Stipulation: If Matt Wins, He And Jackal Get A Tag Title Shot At SummerSlam 

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything and hits and out comes Matt who plays to the crowd and heads to the ring, getting in and posing. Then Bombshell hits and out runs D-Von full of energy who hits the ring and things get started immediately with both men meeting each other, letting punches throw like crazy. D-Von eventually gets the better of Matt and backs him into a corner, then whips him into the ropes and hits a back elbow, does his pose and pins, 1........2........kickout! D-Von stays on Matt and let's a few punches fly before picking him and trying for a ddt which Matt counters into a northern lights suplex for a two count. The two men get up and Matt getting up first kicks D-Von in the gut and tries a suplex, but D-Von fights out and looks for his own, but Matt blocks that and rolls up D-Von in a small package for two. The men pull themselves up and charge one another, hitting a double clothesline and both going down. After the ref counts to six, both men begin stirring and soon, Matt his to his feet first, then pops up D-Von. Matt nails D-Von with a hard right, then kicks him in the gut and lifts him up, hitting the Matlock Go Round on him, then pins, 1...........2............3! 

Carson: Here is your winner................Matt Matlock! 

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything hits and Matt jumps up estatic over his win. 

Kid: Whoa, Matt won a match. Well, he did last week too, but not as impressive. 

Em: Damn, the kid must be getting better at this shit. 





Backstage

Strife is shown in his locker room, just standing there, staring at he wall looking intense and ready to kill. He circles around some pumping himself up as the cameras cut back to ringside. 

Kid: Well, Strife looks ready for tonight. 

Em: Yea he does, wonder if Cyclus will show? 





Triple Threat Match
Shot At World Title On Evolution
DeeJay George vs. Andrew Velzian vs. Kurt Angle 

All three men are now in the ring and soon the bell rings. Angle looks to take down DeeJay, but goes after Velzian instead, the two locking up. DeeJay interevenes and trips up Velzian as Angle takes him down in a headlock. He then picks up Velzian and with DeeJay, suplexes him. Deejay then turns on Angle and levels him with a huge clothesline to the back before stomping on him. Velzian makes it up, but gets put right back down by the Judgement Kick. Angle gets behind DeeJay and takes him down in an Anklelock, but is soon flipped over. DeeJay jumps up and grabs Angle, hitting him with DeeJay Zappcannon, then pins him, 1............2...........3! 

Carson: Here is your winner...................DeeJay George! 

The Game hits, but before any celebration happens, Viper runs out and hits the ring, taking DeeJay down with a spear, then proceeding to beat the holy hell out of him. Viper picks up DeeJay and gives him The Unforgiven, then goes outside and grabs two things, a table and a sledgehammer, bringing both in the ring. He first sets up the table in the center of the ring, then readies himself with the hammer. DeeJay gets to his feet slowly and his met with a headshot from the sledgehammer, then picked up, lifted into the air and spun around before getting Sinful through the table. Viper just stands over Deejay laying among the broken table and sneers down to him before leaving the ring. 

Kid: Goddamn man, Viper just destroyed his challenger for Evolution already. 

Em: No shit. DeeJay may have won tonight, but he paid the price and if this is a sign of Evolution, things don't look good for him. 





Backstage

The Dudleyz locker room is shown where D-Von is sitting about looking sore and pissed over his loss earlier. Bubba is trying to keep him calm while at the same time pumping up Spike for his match next. Spike is sitting with his IC Title looking ready and focused to fight. 

Kid: Well, looks like Spike is feeling much the same as Strife for this tag match. 

Em: Yea man, this should be good, if Cyclus shows up. 





Tag Team Match
Strife & Spike Dudley vs. Cyclus & Viper 

With that, Minerva hits and out walks Strife, making his way to the ring, Welcome To Dudleyville hits and he is soon followed by Spike who gets in the ring as well. Then, Superman hits and out walks the champ Viper who slowly makes his to the ring and climbs in, unstraps his title and tells the ref to start the match now. The ref hesitantly does so and Viper locks up with Spike first, easily shoving him to the mat. Viper just stands there, waiting for Spike to get up which he does and charges Viper only to get kicked in the gut and hit with a hard ddt. Viper goes for the pin, but Strife jumps in and breaks it up, causing Viper to get in his face. As he does so, Spike dropkicks Viper in the back, then Strife clothesline him. Spike starts pounding on Viper's head, then picks him up and whips across the ring, but gets reversed and sent into the corner himself. Viper runs at him, but gets kicked in the head, then taken down with a neckbreaker. Spike then tags out to Strife who comes in and starts stomping on Viper, eventually picking him up and immediately trying for the agony crush. He lifts Viper up, but Viper slips down behind him and gives him a huge release german suplex. Viper stands up and runs to Spike, knocking him off the apron, then goes back to Strife, picks him up and whips him into the ropes looking for a spear, but Strife sidesteps him causing Viper to go through the ropes to the outside. Strife jumps outside and grabs Viper, then Spike runs over and the two send Viper into the steel steps with force. Spike goes back to the corner as Strife rolls Viper in he ring where he sets him for a suplex and hits it. Strife scoop slams Viper near his corner and tags in Spike who comes off the top turnbuckle with a stomp to Viper's stomach. He picks up Viper and tries for the Dudley Dog, but from the back comes Cyclus who hits the ring and levels Spike with The Clamp. Strife runs into the ring and tackles Cyclus, both men going to the outside. In the ring, Viper makes it up and sets Spike up, hits The Unforgiven and pins him, 1............2............3! 

Carson: Here are your winners................Viper and Cyclus! 

Strife looks to have Cyclus down, but soon gets a low blow and nailed with a steel chair and sent into the ringpost. Cyclus climbs into the ring and beats on Spike, kicking him from the ring. Viper stands up and Cyclus turns around nailing Viper right in the head with the chair. Then, every light in the arena goes out and the SEFtron soon lights up showing a man dressed in a black robe with a hood covering most of his face, all that can be seen is a long pointed goatee. Soon, the man speaks. 

???: I see SEF is once again open and allowing anyone to come forth and compete. Well very soon I will come to SEF and welcome you all to my inferno, but for now, Cyclus will do my bidding for me. As you can see, he has already taken down the World Champ. Soon that title will fall to the darkside and we will reign supreme over SEF, but all in due time, all in due time, hahahaha. 

With that said, The man fades out from the SEFtron and soon the lights come back on. Cyclus has Viper up and nails him with The Clamp as Stranglehold hits and he makes his way backstage. 

Kid: Muthafucka, who in the hell was that? 

Em: man, i don't know, but he sure seems kinda freaky, fucking dark and all, looks like he could kick some ass. 

Kid: That's for sure and I guess Viper and Cyclus are no more. Well people, this a shocker and I hope we get some answers, but hey, later.